Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 54 Liu Qingyan, I order you to come here and kiss me.

Jiang Nanxi picked up the dolls from the ground and put them back together; they were about two palm-sized boy dolls.

This doll is very realistic, with every detail of the human body. The outer skin is made of human skin, and the inner layer is made of finely ground human bones.

A doll's outfit was scattered on the ground; it was an exquisite ancient robe made of silk.

Jiang Nanxi put the clothes on the doll, making it look like an exquisite and expensive figurine.

She held up the doll and looked at it, muttering curiously, "Could this be some kind of collector's item?"

Then I looked up.

Jiang Nanxi saw a furtive head peeking out from the courtyard wall, but it quickly retreated after seeing her.

"stop!"

Jiang Nanxi stood up, climbed over the wall, and chased after him, then kicked the other person to the ground.

"Spare me! Your Majesty, spare me!"

The old Taoist priest's screams could be heard.

Jiang Nanxi stepped on him and sneered, "It's you again, you old Taoist priest. What are you doing sneaking around like that? Did you leave this child here?"

"Your Majesty, I'm innocent! I didn't throw it! I came to see what was going on because I saw that there was such a strong ghostly aura here!"

The old Taoist priest, pinned to the ground by Jiang Nanxi, shakily extended a hand, pointing at the doll in her hand and saying, "This thing is evil, don't hold it anymore, throw it away immediately! Otherwise, the consequences will be severe!"

Jiang Nanxi: "You recognize this thing? And you still dare to say you didn't throw it away!"

"No, no, it really isn't!"

The old Taoist priest explained anxiously, "I recognize this thing because this doll appeared in my Taoist temple before the incident!"
Later, my Taoist temple was taken over by an evil spirit. That evil spirit was extremely powerful. I guessed it had the cultivation of a ghost general and couldn't even suppress the statues in the temple!

This doll is connected to an evil spirit, but I definitely didn't throw it away. I'm too afraid to go back to the Taoist temple; I haven't had a chance to take the doll out. Every time I approach the temple, that evil spirit beats me to a pulp. I had no choice but to give up the temple to it!

Jiang Nanxi then released her foot and pulled the old Taoist priest up from the ground. "I'll check the surveillance footage and see if you threw it. This human skin doll attracts evil spirits. If I find out it was you who threw it, you're dead!"

"Alright, alright, you investigate!"

Jiang Nanxi took the old Taoist priest to find the staff, checked the surveillance footage in the courtyard, and found that it was indeed not the old Taoist priest who threw the doll.

Instead, a group of children were playing house in the yard with this doll and a bunch of toys. Later, for some reason, these children left the doll there and ran away.

"See, see, I told you I didn't throw it! I noticed something strange in your yard, and I was thinking of coming over to help solve it!"

"So that's it."

Jiang Nanxi patted the old Taoist priest on the shoulder, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you earlier."

The old Taoist priest waved his hand, "It's alright, but you should still throw this doll away quickly, otherwise that evil spirit will definitely come knocking on your door."

I suspect the doll was made from the remains of an evil spirit before its death, which is why it's so precious to the creature; anyone who touches it is doomed! I have no idea how those kids managed to get the doll out of the Taoist temple.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Those kids all touched this doll, so he must have sensed it. If I throw the doll away now, he might go and settle scores with the other kids."

Jiang Nanxi simply put the human skin doll in her pocket. "Let him come find me. If he's capable, I'll give it back to him. If he's not, I'll take care of him for you, and then you can go back to the Taoist temple."

The old Taoist priest couldn't help but ask, "Are you sure? He might be a ghost general, even more ferocious than a vengeful ghost! What if you can't handle him and die at his hands?"

Jiang Nanxi said, "You know what? I've always been a very team player. I think the most important thing when working together is to have a sense of teamwork."

Old Taoist: "That's true, so you're all planning to deal with..." Jiang Nanxi: "So it's not a big deal if we're not confident. At worst, we'll all die together."

Old Taoist priest: ? ? ?

director:? ? ?
Staff: ? ? ? ? ?
You'd better be playing with abstract concepts!

As a result, Jiang Nanxi looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, sighed, and said, "Why are there so many rich people in this world, why can't there be one more like me? Why are there so many lucky people in this world, why can't I win a big lottery prize?"

Why doesn't the world explode? Everyone dies together; that would be fair.

The director, who was standing nearby, couldn't help but say, "Nanxi, don't be so pessimistic. With your abilities, you'll make a lot of money sooner or later. I also believe you can solve this problem! Strong people never complain about their circumstances!"

Jiang Nanxi: "You're right. Strong people never complain about their environment, but I'm weak. I not only complain about my environment, but I also complain about the strong. I can even become the dead at the right time and scare the strong to death."

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Director, why aren't you saying anything? Oh, I know, you know I like the feeling of being ignored, right? It's a kind of pleasure to have all my enthusiasm trampled into pieces. It seems you've already investigated and found out I'm a masochist. Thank you for taking such good care of me."

director:"……"

Jiang Nanxi: "Director, why are you still not saying anything? You don't have a crush on me, do you? That doesn't seem appropriate unless you give me some money first to see my abilities."

director:"……"

Someone please save him!!!
at this time.

A staff member came over and called out, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu and the others made chicken stew with mushrooms. They said they'd like you to eat with them!"

“Chicken stewed with mushrooms!”

Jiang Nanxi transformed into a blur and rushed out, instantly appearing beside Liu Qingyan.

The director, the old Taoist priest, and the other staff in the monitoring room all breathed a sigh of relief.

I'm really afraid that Jiang Nanxi will pull out a bomb and blow up this whole world while she's talking! After all, this isn't the first time she's been this crazy!

The wild pheasant stewed with mushrooms was especially fragrant. Jiang Nanxi ate five large bowls of rice in one go. She ate so fast that after she finished five bowls, Li Chu, Liu Qingyan, and Song Shixing hadn't even finished one bowl.

"Hiccup~"

Jiang Nanxi let out a burp and stood up. "Delicious, delicious. The corpse felt warm after eating, and my slightly stiff hands and feet became more flexible."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

other people:"……"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly pointed at Liu Qingyan and said, "You, I order you, come over here right now and kiss me."

Upon seeing Jiang Nanxi's behavior, the director's eyes widened in horror, and the staff members were also stunned.

What is she doing?!

How dare Jiang Nanxi speak to the nation's top actor like that? Does she have a death wish?!

Liu Qingyan's fans couldn't sit still when they saw this, and they started sending out a barrage of comments and making their voices ring.

[Ha! You think you can order Yan around? Who do you think you are? Who do Yan think you are? Let's see if he even bothers with you!]

(End of this chapter)