Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 58 Shen Lan, why did you provoke her again!
"Okay, I'll go call them right now."

Li Chu went to knock on the two doors on the other side, while Jiang Nanxi went to knock on the two doors closest to her.

knock knock knock.

Jiang Nanxi hadn't knocked a few times when Shen Lan opened the door; this was his room.

Shen Lan was surprised to see Jiang Nanxi at the door. "Why are you knocking on my door so late at night?"

Thinking about how Jiang Nanxi wanted to kiss Liu Qingyan after getting poisoned from eating mushrooms, Shen Lan felt very uncomfortable.

He couldn't help but say sourly, "What, after harassing Liu Qingyan, you want to harass me now?"

Jiang Nanxi: ?

Shen Lan added, "We've already broken up. Even if you come knocking on my door late at night, I won't get back together with you."

Unless you truly realize your mistake and publicly apologize to me and Wanwan.

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Are you out of your mind? We broke up because you cheated on me. What did I do wrong? You have the guts to cheat, but not the guts to let people know?"

I knocked on your door just to tell you that the guesthouse is haunted. Don't stay in your room alone if you don't want to die.

Shen Lan retorted, "Keep pretending. Let's see how long you can keep it up. We've had this relationship for so many years, I don't believe you'd give it up so easily. Are you playing hard to get with me?"
The guesthouse was haunted, and they were the first to knock on my door—weren't they worried about me? And their mushroom poisoning tantrum tonight was all an act, wasn't it? Calling someone else's husband on purpose, just to see if I'd get jealous?

Jiang Nanxi: ? ? ? ?
Shen Lan's words left not only Jiang Nanxi speechless, but also the viewers watching the live stream.

I came from a bad family and have always been insecure. I wish Shen Lan could share some of his confidence with me.

[What an idiot, Puxin guy! Was Sister Xi out of her mind to date him?]

Jiang Nanxi calmed down.

She looked at Shen Lan and said, "Shen Lan, if you cheat on me once, I'll let you off the hook. If you cheat on me twice, I'll still let you off the hook. If you cheat on me three times, I'll still let you off the hook."

Shen Lan raised her chin, a knowing look on her face. "I knew it..."

Jiang Nanxi: "But remember, I'm not your wife, I'm just a horse herder."

Shen Lan:?
audience:?
[You scared me! Sis, I thought you were really going to forgive that jerk!]

[Hahahaha, the only way to deal with an ordinary guy like Shen Lan is with magic!]

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she saw Shen Lan's bewildered expression and gave him a thumbs-up.

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm standing here, which is like a giant middle finger. That's my attitude. As for why I'm giving you a little finger as well, it's because a big one doesn't suit you; a small one is where you belong."

Shen Lan's face contorted with rage. "Jiang Nanxi! I'll say it one last time, I! Am! Not! Young!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly fell into deep thought and said seriously, "Shen Lan, don't you think impotence is a blessing for men?"

Shen Lan:?
Wait, what outrageous thing is she going to say now? Is she going to spread rumors about him again?!
Seeing that the camera was still filming, Shen Lan panicked and rushed over to cover Jiang Nanxi's mouth.

But Jiang Nanxi skillfully avoided it.

And the moment all the male guests came out of the room, she shouted, "If a man is impotent, he won't have trouble sleeping at night because he can't get relief, and he won't suffer from insomnia. If a man is impotent, some people won't think about everything with their lower bodies, and their brains will be truly put to use."

Therefore, I declare that erectile dysfunction is a blessing for men, and all men in the world should be erectile dysfunction!

Everyone who heard Jiang Nanxi's shout froze on the spot, their mouths agape, staring at her as if she were a monster. (Another guesthouse.)

The director and a group of male staff members were watching the live broadcast, and an eerie silence fell over the scene.

Shen Lan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was only men all over the world who were impotent, not him, so he could rest assured.

The result is the next second.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly pointed at him and said, "Shen Lan, why are you looking down? Are you sad? Listen, I won't allow you to be so sad, frustrated, in pain, or anxious. You are contributing to the world, and you should be proud of your impotence!"

Shen Lan: "I didn't, I didn't..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Stop denying it. This is nothing to be ashamed of. You should be proud of yourself! Aren't you the most confident person? Don't let your inferiority complex defeat you at this time. I believe in you, Shen Lan!"
For the sake of world love and peace, Shen Lan, you should quickly and loudly tell the world that you are the great impotence!

Shen Lan: "..."

I want to die so badly, what should I do?

Someone come and save him!
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! I never knew Shen Lan's confidence could be used like this!]

[That felt good! That idiot Shen Lan deserves to be dealt with by a madman!]

[Sis, let me borrow your mouth. Next time I go on a blind date with an average guy, I'll say the same thing.]

Just as Shen Lan was feeling lost and helpless, unsure of how to explain, Jiang Nanxi suddenly returned to normal.

She looked at the others and said, "The guesthouse is haunted. I haven't found the thing yet. Everyone, go downstairs to the living room and stay with the group to avoid any accidents."

Shen Lan: "..."

This mental illness only affects him, right?

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's words, Song Wanwan said impatiently, "How come everything else is fine, but our guesthouse is haunted? Are you just talking nonsense again?"

"believe it or not."

Jiang Nanxi glanced at her. "If you don't believe me, stay in your room and don't come out. But I have to warn you, this ghost is more powerful than any we've encountered before. If it gets attached to you while you're alone, no one can save you."

after awhile.

Everyone came down and sat in the living room. Song Wanwan originally didn't want to follow Jiang Nanxi's arrangements, but when she saw the old Taoist priest in the courtyard downstairs, she still chose to come down.

She didn't think Jiang Nanxi had any special skills, but there was a Taoist priest down there who looked like a powerful master, so he should be more reliable.

Everyone came down and sat in the living room. It was a quiet night outside, but the atmosphere inside the guesthouse was a bit eerie.

After waiting for a long time without any sound or anyone speaking, the atmosphere was inexplicably eerie, so Li Chu went over and turned on the TV.

Everyone thought that after Jiang Nanxi called them down, she was going to exorcise evil spirits, but instead she was holding a broom and studying it at the living room door.

The aroma of barbecue wafted from outside the courtyard, where an old Taoist priest was grilling wild game with his sleeves rolled up.

Song Wanwan couldn't take it anymore and said, "Didn't you say you were going to catch ghosts? Why is one of you studying a broken broom and the other barbecuing? Jiang Nanxi, are you deliberately messing with us? Is it fun to keep people from sleeping in the middle of the night?"

(End of this chapter)