Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 59 Why is it raining? Oh, it's just my speechless state.

As a result, Jiang Nanxi completely ignored her.

Song Wanwan said directly, "Only a fool would let you play me like this. I'm not playing with you anymore, I'm going back to sleep!"

She stood up, ready to go back upstairs to continue sleeping. She was sound asleep in the early morning when she was woken up, and she was full of resentment.

Jiang Nanxi shouted in her direction, "Song Wanwan, everyone is still here, how could you leave alone? Can't you have any sense of teamwork?"

Song Wanwan: "Who wants to be part of a team with you guys? I think you're all crazy!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Song Wanwan, don't go!!! We're a team, we'll die together! How could you betray us!"

Song Wanwan: ? ? ?

Others: ? ? ? ?

There was a snap.

The old Taoist priest dropped his chopsticks and stared blankly at Jiang Nanxi. "Your Majesty, what do you mean? Didn't you say you could solve it?"

"Just kidding, don't be so tense."

Jiang Nanxi jumped off the broom, took a bite of a chicken leg, and said, "Actually, I had already thought of a solution, and I also prepared a secret weapon with extremely high lethality."

The old Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief and quickly leaned closer to ask her in a low voice, "What secret weapon?"

Jiang Nanxi whispered in his ear, "It's that kind of thing, the kind that can kill someone with a bang, high-tech stuff that ordinary people can't buy."

The old Taoist priest couldn't help but wonder, "Could it be...that thing?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it!"

The old Taoist priest was overjoyed, "Is it really that one?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, that's it..."

The old Taoist priest made an eight-shaped gesture with his hand, then made a series of "biubiubiu" sounds in the air for a while. Still somewhat incredulous, he asked again, "Is this really it?"

Jiang Nanxi nodded, "That's right!"

The old Taoist priest exclaimed in surprise, "This thing can't be bought in China! You actually have it? You're amazing! Where did you get it from? Tell me about it."

Jiang Nanxi: "I made it myself."

Old Taoist priest: "Awesome!!!"

After shouting, the old Taoist priest suddenly paused, "That's not right. Ghosts are spirits. Even if you have a gun, it won't help. Guns can't harm spirits."

Everyone else heard this and was shocked.

"What? Jiang Nanxi has a gun?"

"Where did she come from?"

"Holy crap, did she carry a gun the whole time she was on the show?"

Apart from Li Chu, who is her teammate, almost all the guests on the show have been teased by Jiang Nanxi, and now they are all sweating profusely.

How did Jiang Nanxi get her hands on guns? And why is she carrying one on TV?

The director panicked too.

His face turned deathly pale with fright.

He had absolutely no idea about this!

Given Jiang Nanxi's mental state, having a gun is incredibly dangerous! What if she's yelling at someone and suddenly pulls out a gun and blows their head off?
Then we're all doomed!

The director immediately shouted over the loudspeaker, "Jiang Nanxi, do you have a gun license? If you don't, hand it over right now!"

As Jiang Nanxi's primary target, Shen Lan was covered in cold sweat. "Yes, Jiang Nanxi, you'd better take out the gun right now! It's illegal for individuals to carry guns at will!" "Okay."

Jiang Nanxi opened her windbreaker and took out a children's toy water gun from the inside pocket.

Jiang Nanxi asked them, "I bought this myself, why can't I use it? How can I use it legally, and where do I go to get a gun license?"

Shen Lan: "..."

audience:"……"

director:"………………"

[I'm totally speechless. I thought Jiang Nanxi was out there messing around. How could she have something like this?]

[I was wondering why it was raining outside. Oh, it was just my own speechless frustration.]

"Oh, I have one at home too. I asked the police, and they said you don't need a gun license for this."

[Hahahaha, just imagining those guests sweating buckets is hilarious.]

The old Taoist priest was speechless, staring blankly at Jiang Nanxi. "Your Majesty, is this your secret weapon? Do you think I'm a fool?"

Jiang Nanxi: "If that's how you want to think, then there's nothing I can do."

The old Taoist priest: "..."

Seeing his despairing expression, Jiang Nanxi comforted him, saying, "Don't underestimate this gun. I actually modified it; this thing can fight ghosts."

Jiang Nanxi handed the water gun to the old Taoist priest and pointed to a talisman drawn on the side of the water gun, saying, "See this? This is a talisman I drew. It worked on the first try. Now this thing is a spiritual weapon."

"are you crazy?!"

The old Taoist priest cried out in despair, "What good is drawing a talisman on a toy water gun? I've never heard of turning something into a magical artifact just by drawing a talisman. If your broken talisman were useful, all the weapon refiners in the Xuanmen sect would be out of a job!"

Jiang Nanxi spread her arms and proudly exclaimed, "I never thought that I could make these weapon refiners lose their jobs all by myself. I'm really amazing. If I put this thing on the link, the world will probably be terrified because of me."

Old Taoist priest: ? ? ?

I'm being sarcastic, sarcastic! I'm not fucking praising you! Can't you wake up?!
Jiang Nanxi said to the old Taoist priest, "Do you want to become rich overnight? Do you want to be worth hundreds of millions? Do you want to have no worries about food and clothing? Do you want to live a life without any worries?"

The old Taoist priest frowned, wondering if she wanted to make money with him. That wasn't necessarily a bad thing.

Based on Jiang Nanxi's conviction, they could fool as many people as possible, and then they could pull off one big heist before running away.

The old Taoist priest said, "It's not impossible. I have a few wealthy clients here. If you can convince them to buy your products, I think we can still make a profit."

Jiang Nanxi: "What I mean is, we can think about it together. I often fantasize about things like this before I go to sleep, it feels great."

Old Taoist priest: (_)
Damn it, I don't want to talk to her anymore!

She is really quite ill!
Amidst the complex gazes of everyone, Jiang Nanxi, like a ruthless killer, stuffed the water gun back into the inside pocket of her down jacket.

Then she looked around warily, and while walking close to the wall, she said solemnly, "That thing is coming down, everyone be careful!"

Seeing her appearance, everyone's lips twitched; it was as if she were in a mental hospital.

Shen Lan originally wanted to mock Jiang Nanxi a bit, but the old Taoist priest followed behind Jiang Nanxi and also began to walk along the wall with a solemn expression.

Li Chu cautiously looked around, then quickly ran over and followed the old Taoist priest, grabbing onto his robe and walking close to the wall.

Although I don't know why, those who can catch ghosts all walk this way, there must be a reason!

Seeing the three people walking close to the wall, Liu Qingyan hesitated for a moment before joining them.

When Song Shixing saw that Liu Qingyan had joined them, he sensed that things must be very serious, so he followed behind Liu Qingyan and walked close to the wall.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan stood in the middle of the empty living room. Suddenly, the TV next to them started playing a horror movie, and eerie background music made both of them feel a chill down their spines.

(End of this chapter)