Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 60: Come serve me, and I'll give you 300w a month.
The two exchanged a glance and quickly ran over to join the group, walking along the wall with them.

In the live broadcast screen.

Suddenly, the center of the large living room was empty. The six guests and the old Taoist priest were all hiding in a corner of the living room, walking slowly and cautiously along the wall.

Everyone looked serious, and the more timid ones even unconsciously tugged at the clothes of the person in front of them.

Jiang Nanxi walked at the front of the group, took out the toy gun from her pocket, and sprayed two jets of water at a spot in the living room while making a "biubiubiu" sound.

The old Taoist priest asked her, "Did you hit him?"

Jiang Nanxi asked in confusion, "What did it hit?"

The old Taoist priest said, "It's a ghost."

Jiang Nanxi: "They haven't appeared yet."

Old Taoist priest: "Then what are you doing?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm cosplaying an assassin while doing missions. That way, if a producer sees it, they'll want me to play an assassin in the future."

Old Taoist priest: ? ? ?

other people:! ! !

[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! These people know Jiang Nanxi has mental issues, so why are they still following her and walking close to the wall?!]

[Holy crap, I thought a ghost was coming too! I was so nervous, clutching my pillow for ages!]

Everyone walked away from the wall with speechless expressions and returned to their seats on the living room sofa.

Song Shixing collapsed onto the sofa. He was so nervous he was covered in sweat, and then Jiang Nanxi said she was acting as an assassin on a mission?!
Song Shixing spoke up, "Now I'm starting to have doubts too. Is there really something ghostly going on? With Jiang Nanxi in this mental state, do you still dare to believe what she says?"

As a result, the words fell.

Suddenly, the television not far away emitted a buzzing sound, and then the picture turned white!
The room fell silent instantly, and everyone turned to stare at the television in the living room.

There was a sizzling sound.

The white screen on the TV changed, and the content reappeared, but the scene was not from the movie, and there was a strange black shadow in it!

"Aaaaaah, what is this?!"

"Wasn't that a foreign horror movie they were showing?! Why is there an ancient person on TV?!"

"That's not a person, holy crap! He's floating, his feet aren't touching the ground!"

Everyone was startled.

Song Shixing even sprang up from the sofa and jumped behind it to stand next to everyone.

Everyone huddled together in fear, watching the bizarre images on the television with horrified expressions.

Song Shixing said, her face pale, "This...this scene looks like the bathroom in the guesthouse. Did someone switch the movie to CCTV footage?"

"Could the production team have arranged for this? Was that ancient person in the show played by an actor?"

A sudden silence fell over the scene.

The scene on TV was in a bathroom. The bathroom lights were off, with only some light coming in from the window so they could see what was going on inside.

A tall, imposing figure stood in front of the bathroom mirror, wearing a bright red robe, his head bowed, his hair very long.

From their perspective, they could only see the back of the object, but through the mirror, they could barely make out the shape of the robe it was wearing.

The bright red robe was adorned with exquisite embroidery, resembling the attire of an ancient groom. Suddenly...

A chilling chuckle came from the television, "Hehehe, who took my things? Who took my things? It's... my bride."

As soon as the words were spoken, the creature abruptly raised its head, revealing a deathly pale face beneath its long, jet-black hair, its eyes glowing with an eerie, bloodthirsty red light.

He leaned closer to the mirror and then disappeared inside. The scene shifted, and a long-haired head emerged from the television.

"Holy crap, it's out! It's that male Sadako! Run!"

"I didn't take it! I didn't take your things! Don't come looking for me! Go away! Waaaaah!"

"Help, help!"

The others scurried around the living room like headless flies, some running towards the yard, some running upstairs, while Jiang Nanxi calmly sat down on the sofa.

"I took it, so what?"

Upon hearing her words, everyone paused and looked in Jiang Nanxi's direction.

She now has a doll in her hand.

This doll is exquisitely crafted, with an ancient-style hair ornament and a red robe, making it look exactly like the male ghost in the TV show.

The male ghost's head popped out of the TV, his long hair hanging down, and he looked up at Jiang Nanxi in a sinister manner.

"So it was here! No wonder I couldn't find it. You're really... asking for it!"

At this point, the male ghost chuckled softly again, "Hehehe, since you've taken my things, then offer yourself to me. Your blood must be delicious."

Jiang Nanxi: "Sure, come here and serve me. I'll give you three million a month. If you think it's too little, I can give you more."

director:? ? ?
other people:! ! !

Wait, when did she become so rich? Isn't she just a nobody? Where does she get so much money to support a male ghost?
Jiang Nanxi: "If you think 300w is enough, then pretend I didn't say anything."

Male ghost: ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "Oh right, do you ghosts have cell phones? Give me your payment QR code. Although I can't afford 300,000, I can transfer some money to you to buy popsicles. The weather is too hot, it's not good for ghosts, eating something cool is good for their physical and mental health."

Male ghost: "Heh, do you think I'd stoop to such lowly food? I want to eat people..."

Jiang Nanxi: "If you really want to accept it, then forget it. I don't like gold-digging men."

Male ghost: ? ? ?
other people:"……"

audience:"……"

I shouldn't have had any expectations of you!

The male ghost on the TV suddenly burst out of the screen and appeared in front of Jiang Nanxi in the blink of an eye. He grabbed her collar and lifted her off the sofa.

The male ghost stared at her with a grim expression, his scarlet eyes filled with murderous intent. "You dare to play me? I'll show you what I'm capable of!"

The male ghost scrutinized Jiang Nanxi's face and found that this girl was quite pretty. Her delicate and beautiful face was expressionless and exuded a cool aura, but she wasn't very bright.

Male ghost: "Although you're not very bright, and you're poor and stingy, you're beautiful, so I can reluctantly eat you and make you and me a carefree ghost couple."

Upon hearing the words "poor and stingy," two lines of tears immediately streamed down Jiang Nanxi's face. "How can you talk like that? I know I'm poor, do you have to remind me?"
Is it wrong for me to be poor? Did I choose to be so poor and stingy? Don't I want to be a rich heiress from Jiangsu, Zhejiang, or Shanghai? Don't I want to be an only child from Northeast China? Don't I want to be a princess from Beijing? But I wasn't born that way. What can I do?

"If you want to find someone rich, go find someone like that! Why did you come to me? I... Waaah, I don't have such a glamorous identity, I'm... Xu Junda (choking up)"

"...?"

(End of this chapter)