Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 61 I am a senior exorcist from the West Kowloon Makka Pakka Group

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's choked voice, the guests in the shadows gaped in disbelief, the audience froze in front of the screen, and the director backstage kept rubbing his forehead and frowning.

Seriously, I've never been so speechless while watching variety shows in my entire life.

[Sis, is this the time for jokes? You're being carried by a ghost? Don't you want to die?]

I guessed you weren't a rich girl from the Yangtze River Delta region, an only child from Northeast China, or a princess from Beijing's elite circles, but I didn't guess you were Xu Junda (smile)

Just when everyone was speechless, the ghost did not understand Jiang Nanxi's words.

The male ghost asked, "Your name is Xu Junda, right? That's not a very nice name."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

Male ghost: "Never mind, it's okay. After all, I only care about a woman's appearance, not her inner qualities. From now on, I'll just call you Ah Da."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

Male ghost: "Ah Da, why are you looking at me with such a silly look? Don't you know that looking at you like that only excites men more?"

"Go to hell! You're the one who calls me 'Ah Da'! I can't take this anymore, just die!"

Jiang Nanxi's spiritual power surged wildly, and she ripped the male ghost's hand away, punching him on the head.

Bang.

The male ghost was sent flying, falling off the wall not far away, but he quickly flew back, staring straight at Jiang Nanxi, "I didn't expect you to know magic. So you're not a naive girl after all. Interesting, very interesting."

On the male ghost's pale face, a piece of skin and flesh had fallen off, revealing a bloody, rotting mass of flesh.

He reached up and touched the rotting spot on his face, sneering, "You actually managed to ruin my carefully constructed new skin with just one punch. Woman, you're asking for trouble."

Jiang Nanxi whistled with amusement, "Oh, so you're a domineering CEO type."

Bang bang bang!
Those who ran outside the courtyard and upstairs were all pulled down by a cold, strange force and fell to the ground.

The male ghost raised his hand and used his ghostly power to close all the doors and windows, trapping them inside.

"what!"

"Help!"

Everyone was thrown away by the powerful ghostly energy and fell to the ground. The male ghost spread his arms and charged towards Jiang Nanxi like a giant bat.

But Jiang Nanxi dodged it in a flash.

Seeing her dodge, the male ghost sneered, and a wisp of red ghostly power emanated from his body, wrapping around Jiang Nanxi like a thin thread.

Jiang Nanxi's body was tightly bound and then dragged to the side of the male ghost.

"Hahahahahaha!"

The male ghost curled his lips into a wicked, arrogant smile on his pale face. "Very well, you woman, you've successfully caught my attention. I want you to be stained with my scent, never to escape it in this lifetime, and forever my woman!"

Jiang Nanxi: (；￣ェ￣)
Do you really think you're some kind of domineering CEO?

Jiang Nanxi lay on the ground like a salted fish, sighed and said, "This isn't good for you. I already have someone I like."

"Who do you like? I'll kill him!"

Jiang Nanxi looked up at Liu Qingyan.

"Honey, honey, why aren't you saying anything? Stop hiding! Even if you hide behind the curtains, it won't change the fact that I love you!"
Honey, have you forgotten how I work three jobs a day to support you? I work three jobs a day, deliver food by bike at night, and get up before dawn to collect bottles, all so that you can have a good life. Have you forgotten all of this?

I still always make you your favorite scrambled eggs with tomatoes. You eat the eggs, and I only eat the tomatoes. We've made it through so much hardship together, why don't you recognize me now?

Liu Qingyan: ? "This pretty boy? How can he compare to me!" The male ghost raised his hand and slapped Liu Qingyan.

The ghostly aura surrounding Jiang Nanxi dissipated, and she quickly got up from the ground.

She stared in Liu Qingyan's direction for a moment, thinking that this guy was the reincarnation of the Fengdu Emperor, so he should have some ability to deal with ghosts and monsters, right?

The result is the next second.

Liu Qingyan was sent flying by a single palm strike, falling unconscious a short distance away. The male ghost quickly moved to his side, its sharp nails tearing the skin on the side of his neck, trying to drink his blood.

"Your Majesty, stop him at once!"

The old Taoist priest ran over and said, "This ghost general likes to drink human blood. After drinking human blood, his cultivation speed is faster! If he eats this person, he will become even more ferocious and difficult to deal with!"

Jiang Nanxi nodded solemnly, "It seems it's time to activate my secret weapon."

Jiang Nanxi swiftly pulled out the toy water gun, gripped it with both hands, and pointed it at the male ghost with a very standard posture.

Jiang Nanxi: "I am a senior exorcist from the West Kowloon Makka Pakka Group. Why don't you surrender?! You have the right to remain silent, but anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law!"

The old Taoist priest: "..."

audience:"……"

[I really can't laugh. Can you please save our Yan Shen quickly? I think he's about to die!]

[Jiang Nanxi, can't you be normal for once?! Someone's about to die!]

[However, isn't this the West Kowloon Regional Crime Unit? What the heck is the Makka Pakka Unit?!]

Bang.

Jiang Nanxi fired the gun.

This time, the gun fired, and the golden jet of water illuminated the entire room before piercing the male ghost's head, leaving a fist-sized hole in his skull from which ghostly energy continuously seeped out.

The old Taoist priest was astonished.

The audience was stunned.

"Seriously? This gun can actually shoot ghosts?"

[I thought Jiang Nanxi was joking, but she's serious? Is this still a toy gun?]

The male ghost paused for a moment, then touched his head and turned to look at the thing in Jiang Nanxi's hand in disbelief.

"Magical weapon?"

The male ghost's eyes turned cold. "I didn't expect you to have something like this. You woman, I kindly helped you teach that unfaithful man a lesson, and you hurt me? It seems neither of you are good people!"

The male ghost's eyes were filled with rage, and the ghostly aura emanating from his body grew stronger and stronger. A cold wind blew through the room, making the furniture rattle loudly.

Bang bang bang!
Jiang Nanxi fired several shots at the male ghost, creating several bloody holes in his body. His ghostly power dissipated considerably, and his soul became somewhat transparent.

"Damn it!"

The male ghost glared angrily at the toy water gun in Jiang Nanxi's hand, raised his hand, and used his ghostly power to lift a row of cabinets and smash them towards Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi rolled away nimbly to avoid the cabinets, then found a safe place to get up, intending to continue shooting at the male ghost.

But when she stood up, she found that the male ghost had grabbed Liu Qingyan by the neck and lifted him off the ground.

The male ghost said viciously, "Throw away that magical artifact in your hand, or I'll kill him right now!"

(End of this chapter)