Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 7 Could you be the legendary... Yang Wei?

Viewers watching the live stream were astonished.

[Holy crap, what happened? The rope just snapped out of nowhere!]

[Could it be a ghost? I was watching a farming show in the middle of the day, and it gave me a real chill.]

This is too creepy. We should abandon this mission quickly. It wouldn't be good if we offended something unclean and encountered strange things!

Not only were the audience shocked, but the people at the scene were also startled, and the villagers who were watching all ran away.

Jiang Nanxi remained calm and first checked whether Li Chu was injured.

"I am fine."

Li Chu didn't have any obvious injuries on her hands, but her wrists hurt a lot. She wasn't strong enough; she had already done her best to carry the coffin this far.

Jiang Nanxi touched her wrist and said, "Does it hurt a lot here? It's a little dislocated. Let me put it back in place for you. Don't lift it later."

"Uh……"

Before Li Chu could say anything, Jiang Nanxi snapped her back into place, causing her to scream like a pig being slaughtered.

"Ouch, that hurts... Ah, how come it doesn't hurt anymore? It's so amazing..."

Li Chu looked at her in shock, "Nanxi, you can even treat dislocated joints? That's amazing!"

Jiang Nanxi didn't say much. She picked up the broken rope from the ground, looked at it, and then threw it away.

She told the couple, "You two continue carrying the coffin from behind, I'll carry it from the front by myself."

The old man, his face pale, said, "I tried, but I couldn't lift the coffin again. There must be something wrong with the things inside. My son probably doesn't want to leave yet."

The old woman, supporting the coffin, couldn't help but sob, "My son, I don't want you to leave either, but the dead can't stay in the mortal world. Go and be reincarnated. If fate allows, we can be mother and son again in the next life."

After the old woman finished crying, the couple burned a pile of paper money next to the coffin, hoping that the deceased inside would no longer linger in the mortal world.

After burning the paper money, they tried to lift the coffin again, but they still couldn't lift it; the coffin felt as heavy as if it were filled with cement.

"Let's open the coffin and take a look."

Jiang Nanxi's voice came through.

The old man said in a panic, "What if something goes wrong with the body inside and it hurts us?"

Although this is his son's corpse, if something goes wrong, the evil spirits won't continue to recognize him as their father!

The audience was also worried.

[This coffin couldn't be lifted several times; it's very likely the spirit of the deceased has returned. It would be best to find a professional to exorcise it.]

[Why open a coffin like that? Is Jiang Nanxi out of her mind? You don't even know how to exorcise evil spirits!]

Bang.

Without saying a word, Jiang Nanxi slammed her palm on the coffin lid, opening it just like that.

The smell of decay wafted from the coffin.

The camera focused on the corpse in the coffin, revealing a bluish-purple face with a strange smile on its stiff features.

The old man screamed in terror, "He...he's smiling! I remember when my son died, his face was expressionless!"

The old man grabbed Jiang Nanxi, who was standing next to the coffin, and tried to pull her away. "Run! I'm going to find the old Taoist priest on the mountain over there to exorcise the evil spirits!"

Jiang Nanxi stood still.

She looked up and saw a ray of sunlight shining through the shade of the trees onto the coffin.

Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but sigh, "Ah, it's incredible that such beautiful words as sunshine and smiles could appear on a corpse at the same time. Could you be the legendary... Yang Wei?"

grandfather:???

audience:? ? ?
What is Jiang Nanxi doing? Why is she acting so strangely at a time like this?!

This is a zombie apocalypse! Run for your lives, or the corpse might jump up and bite you!

At this moment, the sunlight filtering through the trees disappeared, and viewers could see through the camera that the corpse's bluish-gray face seemed to have a faint layer of black mist.

With a bang, the corpse in the coffin suddenly sat up, staring straight at Jiang Nanxi, and even reached out, trying to climb out of the coffin.

"Ahhh, it's come back to life!"

"Oh my God!"

The elderly man and woman were so frightened that they completely forgot that this was their son and turned to run away.

Li Chu was also quite frightened, but she didn't run away.

I was so scared that my legs went weak and my body was shaking. I didn't know what to do.

The photographer had already run off with his camera, but after running for a while, he felt something was wrong, so he turned his head and glanced in the direction of the coffin.

"Come out you!"

Jiang Nanxi's voice came through.

She stood beside the coffin, grabbed the corpse's hands, threw him out of the coffin, and tossed him to the ground not far away.

Jiang Nanxi kicked the corpse again, sending it to the sunniest spot to be exposed to the blazing heat.

"Ahhh!"

A scream came from the corpse.

Viewers can clearly see through the camera that strange black smoke is rising from the corpse, as if something is floating out of the corpse and then dissipating in the intense sunlight.

"Wow, so much smoke! It looks like it's really well-roasted. If you add some cumin powder and chili powder, the neighbor's kid will be drooling."

Photographer: ?

audience:?
Before anyone else could react, Jiang Nanxi grabbed the sun-baked corpse and quickly threw it back into the coffin.

She shouted in the old man's direction, "Grandpa, your barbecue skewers... oh no, your body is fine now, continue the funeral procession!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Ahhh, it's come back to life!"

The old man was still running around, too scared to come back. In the end, Jiang Nanxi ran over and dragged the old man and his wife back.

"Your son's funeral has been delayed because his body was possessed by a wandering ghost. But it's alright now; that ghost has been completely annihilated."

The elderly man and woman cautiously glanced into the coffin and found that the black mist covering the corpse's face was gone and the corpse was no longer moving. They breathed a sigh of relief.

"Then...then let's hurry up and start the funeral!"

They continued carrying the coffin up the mountain.

Because Li Chu's hand was injured, Jiang Nanxi didn't let Li Chu lift it. She easily grabbed one corner of the coffin herself and carried it on her shoulder.

As they climbed the mountain, Jiang Nanxi carried the coffin steadily, as if walking on flat ground.

【Wow, Jiang Nanxi really knows how to exorcise evil spirits? The corpse just calmed down like that?】

[Ahhh! Doesn't everyone think Jiang Nanxi looked incredibly cool kicking the corpse?]

[Jiang Nanxi must have gotten incredibly lucky; by sheer chance, she managed to dissipate the ghost inside the corpse.]

Whether it was an accident or not, Jiang Nanxi's courage is admirable. Everyone else ran away, but she didn't. She deserves to earn those points!

They took the coffin to the cemetery, dug a pit, and buried it. No further accidents occurred during that time.

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu received 100 points.

"It's lunchtime."

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's words, Li Chu's eyes lit up, "We have a hundred points, we can have a big meal! I only ate half a bowl of beef noodles this morning, I'm starving."

I could have eaten my fill, but what happened just now was too exciting. People tend to burn energy when they are mentally stressed, and now that I've calmed down, I'm starving.

Jiang Nanxi said, "You can have a big meal without using points, and maybe you can even pack some food to take home."

(End of this chapter)