Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 76 Director, go cook me two dishes.
Jiang Nanxi: "Director, you'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight. Let me show you how my freshly ground red bean paste is. See if you've killed all the beans."

Oh, I mean, could you check if the beans are completely mashed into a paste? Haha, that's when the beans taste good, that's what red bean paste should be. Red bean paste! Red bean paste! I love red bean paste the most!

The director couldn't help but say, "Why don't you stop chopping wood? You and Li Chu can go get something good to eat, and then go to the lounge to rest and calm down."

"I will not eat."

Jiang Nanxi picked up her sharpened woodcutter's knife and started chopping wood. She threw a piece of wood into the air and casually swung the knife, neatly cutting it in half.

Her precise knife skills and excellent strength amazed the audience and terrified the director.

The director quickly kicked a staff member next to him, "What are you standing there for? Can't you see Teacher Jiang is working? Hurry up and go help!"

"Okay, okay, okay!"

The staff members nearby were also startled by Jiang Nanxi's behavior. Fearing that she might do something extreme due to her unstable emotions, they quickly went over to help her chop wood.

As soon as one of the staff members ran over, Jiang Nanxi pushed him away.

"Get out of my way! I've already said I love going to work and chopping wood, why are you trying to take it from me? Don't you dare try to take it from me!"

director:!
Staff: !
Really? In the last episode, didn't you say that there's no difference between someone without dreams and someone who's carefree? I just heard you muttering, "Going to work every day, I'll die sooner or later!" With that kind of mentality, how can you enjoy going to work and doing your job?
Are they planning to pull off one last heist and then kill us all?!
It's certainly touching that celebrities love going to work and enjoy their jobs, but Jiang Nanxi's love for going to work and enjoying her jobs just makes people feel horrified!
really.

next second.

They saw Jiang Nanxi chopping wood with practiced ease, while letting out a wicked, villainous laugh. "Little Shaoban, I'll kill you. I'll show you Dad's biggest breakdown. Dad worked so hard, how come he only left me this little bit of money?"
"Huh? Tell me quickly, am I better than the other guests? Do the other guests in the 'Little Burning Class' stay up this long every night like I do? Tell me!"

Liu Qingyan:?

other people:?

Director: Σ(дlll)!
No, can this part even be broadcast? Oh no, that's not the point. The point is, is Jiang Nanxi really going crazy? Is he about to die?!
[It's all over, Jiang Nanxi has completely gone mad!]

Is she going to work? I feel like she's chopping firewood like it's a human head; her expression is so ferocious!

[Director, you're drenched in sweat, aren't you?]

[They were so startled they dropped their potato chips, haha.]

The director quickly gave a signal to the staff around him, and then everyone rushed over and snatched the wood-chopping knife from Jiang Nanxi's hand.

Not only that, the staff also chopped all the firewood quickly, their movements so fast that the axe was smoking, leaving Jiang Nanxi with not a single piece.

The director grabbed Jiang Nanxi's arm tightly and dragged her to the dressing room.

"Teacher Jiang, you should take a rest. Chopping wood isn't suitable for someone as high-ranking as you. I was just joking back then, haha, someone like you is better suited to enjoying life."

Jiang Nanxi sat in a chair with her legs crossed, pointed at the director and said, "You, go and cook me two dishes."

On the other side of the lounge, Hou Xiao sat there watching them. Jiang Nanxi pointed at him and said, "You, go buy me two bottles of good wine."

The director frowned and said coldly, "Jiang Nanxi, I've already been very lenient by not making you work anymore and letting you rest. Don't push your luck..."

Jiang Nanxi immediately stood up. "I'm full of energy, and I don't want to rest. I'm not resting. Where's my knife? Give me back my knife. I want to keep sharpening it."

Director: "No scallions, no garlic, no cilantro? Are there any dietary restrictions?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I want them all. I don't have any dietary restrictions. Also, go buy me two more roast ducks."

Director: "Okay."

[Hahahaha, I'm fucking laughing my head off! Director, you're so flexible!] [Director: Okay~]

[Director, tell the truth, did you pass the imperial examination for a government position? Look at you, acting like a sycophant!]

With such a lunatic in the team, who wouldn't be scared? I don't understand why this new show would invite Jiang Nanxi, this crazy person!

Although Jiang Nanxi is a bit crazy, she really goes all out when there's danger. In the last episode, she saved everyone's lives!

[When there's danger, Jiang Nanxi is a guarantee of safety; when there's no danger, Jiang Nanxi is the greatest danger!]

The director rushed to the kitchen to cook, and he started stir-frying everything at once, turning on all four stoves and even having the staff buy two roast ducks.

Hou Xiao saw the director bustling about in the kitchen, not responding to anyone calling him, and he couldn't help but glance at Jiang Nanxi in shock.

What did she do?
Why did the director suddenly fall in love with cooking?
He looked at Jiang Nanxi, and Jiang Nanxi looked at him too. "Why haven't you gone to buy the wine yet?"

Hou Xiao frowned and said, "We're going rainforest hiking tomorrow, so we can't drink tonight. What if everyone gets drunk and can't get up tomorrow?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Your reasoning doesn't convince me. You need to tell me what the underlying logic of your request is, where the core concepts are, and what the final delivered value will be."
After doing as you said, what are the highlights? How can I ensure that doing this will make me stand out from the competition? What are my advantages?

Hou Xiao: ?
Jiang Nanxi: "What's with that expression? Are you shocked and confused? Aren't these the basics of the job? Haven't you thought about them? Now I'm telling you, the person in front of you is the Emperor. You'd better think these things through before you try to persuade me, otherwise I can't just agree to anything."

Hou Xiao: ?
[Hahahaha, the Heavenly Generals have been turned upside down!]

Jiang Nanxi, you're a natural leader!

[She's not acting as a leader, she's acting as an emperor! I'm so envious of Jiang Nanxi's spirit; she never wastes time internally, but relentlessly drains others' resources!]

[Jiang Nanxi, publish a book for me! I want to memorize all your quotes and recite them repeatedly!]

Hou Xiao originally wanted to refute.

Sudden.

Li Chu burst in like a gorilla, startling Hou Xiao so much that her expression changed drastically. Suddenly, as if on cue, she ran out.

The production crew then sent a camera to follow Hou Xiao and discovered that after buying two bottles of wine, he lingered outside and didn't come back, seemingly hiding from someone.

Inside the guesthouse.

Li Chu said excitedly, "We don't need to cook anymore! The director is cooking, and he's practically smoking the spatula. He says he loves cooking the most, it's so great!"

Jiang Nanxi was thinking of a few dishes and wanted Li Chu to tell the director, when a terrified scream came from outside the guesthouse.

"It's dead, it's dead!"

"Another death!"

"My God, the corpse is terrifying!"

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu exchanged a glance, their eyes sparkling with gossip. Then, they rushed to the window and peered out at the crowd in the distance.

As a Chinese person who loves watching the excitement all my life, I would never miss any gossip around me.

Jiang Nanxi looked at a middle-aged woman by the roadside and asked her curiously, "Auntie, what's going on over there?!"

The woman began excitedly, "There was a widow in the village who was... was murdered, and her flesh was even..."

(End of this chapter)