Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 85 Anyway, I'm not that kind of person, I just want to take your clothes off.

"Have you eaten? If not, take this slap from me!"

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand and threw the drone into the air, then slapped it away with a whirlwind.

director:? ? ?
audience:!!!
Fortunately, the drone was of good quality, and the operator's skills were also excellent. After being knocked out, it quickly regained its footing in the air.

But viewers were almost dizzy when they saw the camera shaking and spinning so violently.

I'm truly impressed by you, you sixth brother!

"How about this, you come and work for me, and you'll take my 3,000 yuan salary. I'll go and work for you."

[Jiang Nanxi, you old dog, how dare you hit me? You've messed with me, you've really messed with cotton! If you really push me too far, I might do anything!]

The director roared, "Jiang Nanxi, I told you not to damage the equipment! Try hitting it again, and if you break it, you'll pay me ten times the compensation!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I will definitely remember before I forget."

director:"……"

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she chuckled and jogged to catch up with the people in front of her. Suddenly, she shouted, "Captain, I need to poop! Wait for me a minute!"

Hou Xiao turned to look at her in shock, finding it hard to believe that a female celebrity would say such a thing in public.

After a long while, Hou Xiaocai said blankly, "We haven't been gone long. Didn't you go to the bathroom before you left the guesthouse?"

"I went."

"Then why are you still..." Hou Xiao asked, frowning, "Is your stomach upset?"

"No, I just felt like I needed to poop, so I wanted to go take a dump. If I don't poop while on payday, I'll be losing money at work."

"...?"

"Captain, what's with that look? Can't we even take a break to poop? Don't working people even have the right to poop?"

Hou Xiao frowned, her expression indescribable, and could only say, "Then go ahead, but come back quickly!"

Jiang Nanxi's dog sneaked away, saying, "If you slack off, I slack off, and the director's BMW will turn into a green orange. If you give up, I give up, and the director will be picking up trash tomorrow."

director:?
audience:?
The others waited for Jiang Nanxi, but after more than ten minutes, she still hadn't returned.

Unbeknownst to them, a thin mist had risen in the woods, obscuring their view and making it impossible to see what was happening not far from the woods.

Hou Xiao also tried to contact Jiang Nanxi several times via walkie-talkie, but received no reply.

"Why hasn't she come back yet? I tried contacting her via walkie-talkie, but there was no response."

Li Chu thought for a moment and said, "I'll go find her. I wonder if she was injured in an accident, which is why she hasn't been able to answer the walkie-talkie."

"Don't go."

Liu Qingyan suddenly spoke up, "She should be fine. Let's wait a little longer. If it's something she can't handle, there's no point in you going."

"It's foggy in the woods now. If you leave rashly, you might get lost in the fog."

"Okay, then we'll wait a little longer."

Li Chu had no choice but to stand still, but kept looking worriedly in the direction Jiang Nanxi had left.

A moment later, screams suddenly came from the other side from Shen Lan and Song Wanwan.

"what is that?!"

Something is coming from inside the white mist!

Everyone looked in the direction the two were heading, and saw a red shadow rapidly approaching them on the road they were about to walk on.

What was originally just a small red dot suddenly magnified into a human figure, with long hair hanging down in front of the figure.

The fog in the vicinity was getting thicker and thicker.

No one could see what the thing looked like; all they could see was a woman in red with an odd walking posture.

The woman's hair hung down in front of her body, her long, black hair cascading down her back, making her look particularly eerie in the quiet woods.

Her body and limbs were twisted into an unbelievable arc as she limped towards them, emitting low growls. As the woman drew closer, Shen Lan's eyes widened in shock. "She...she...she doesn't seem human! Look at her arm! Her entire arm is folded behind her body!"
And her legs—one leg was clearly broken, her trouser leg was hanging empty, and there were no feet on the ground, yet she could walk!

Shen Lan's shout made the others look at the woman in red with even more fear.

In particular, as the woman walked like a zombie, she suddenly stepped on something and fell forward onto the ground.

"Hehe... Roar!"

The woman in red let out an angry growl, then suddenly used her arms to prop herself up and crawled quickly into the shadows towards them.

"Ah! Zombies! Run!"

"Ghost, there is a ghost!"

The guests were so frightened that they ran in the opposite direction, completely ignoring Jiang Nanxi who hadn't returned yet.

The audience was also quite frightened.

[Holy crap, what is this? There are zombies in the rainforest?!]

[It's definitely not a zombie, it's probably a female ghost in red. Those kinds of ghosts are usually very fierce!]

Uh, doesn't anyone else find this ghostly crawling motion a little familiar?

In the woods.

Liu Qingyan was a step too slow. The woman in red had already crawled up to him in the shadows and grabbed his ankle with her fair and slender hand.

The woman in red let out a chilling laugh, "Food delivered to our doorstep is free food, so why not take it?"

Liu Qingyan fell to the ground. "Ah, I've been caught. I'm doomed now."

The woman in red paused for a moment, probably not expecting him to fall so gracefully.

While she remained silent, Liu Qingyan suddenly shifted his body and reached out to lift her hair. "Why do I feel like you look familiar?"

Jiang Nanxi quickly slapped his hand away and said in a high-pitched voice, "You fool, I'll bite your neck off, suck your blood, and eat you up in a minute!"

Liu Qingyan pondered for a moment and said, "A friend once told me that the essence of humanity is to be a pre-made corpse. Since everyone will die anyway, you'd better hurry up."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

Liu Qingyan: "How do you want to eat? Should I take off my clothes? Should I eat with my clothes on, or without?"

Jiang Nanxi: ?

audience:?
Liu Qingyan asked again, "Why aren't you saying anything? Aren't you a female ghost? Why aren't you eating?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't you think your behavior is a bit too unrestrained? You're a cool and aloof male celebrity, not the kind of male model you can pick up at a bar."

Liu Qingyan's lips curled up slightly, and she said playfully, "Really? Then which type of person do you hope I am?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Let me ask you this: many people take off your clothes, but are there any who will wash them for you? Many people invite you out for late-night snacks, but are there any who will get up early to buy you breakfast? Many people want to invite you for drinks, but are there any who will take care of you when you're drunk?"

Many people care about you when you're sick, but how many will actually take you to the hospital? Many will offer empty words of comfort, but how many will actually help you in your time of need?

Liu Qingyan: "It seems not."

Jiang Nanxi: "That's right. You attract people like yourself. Be an upright person, and then try to understand things carefully, and you will meet a good girl."

Liu Qingyan: "That makes sense. Teacher Jiang, you went to so much trouble to pretend to be a female ghost just to keep everyone from going to the mass grave, right? Teacher Jiang, you're so kind. Are you... mine?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I just want to take your clothes off."

Liu Qingyan:?

Jiang Nanxi let out a ferocious and arrogant laugh, and ripped off Liu Qingyan's coat.

result.

Everyone else suddenly returned and witnessed Jiang Nanxi straddling Liu Qingyan and pulling at his clothes.

(End of this chapter)