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Chapter 86 You should be grateful I didn't kill you all.

Chapter 86 You should be grateful I didn't kill you all.
The drone also flew back.

The audience saw it too.

[Holy crap, what's sitting on Yan Shen and pulling at his clothes?]

[That scared me to death! I thought Jiang Nanxi was molesting my crush. Thank goodness it was just a female ghost. I can't let Jiang Nanxi get happy.]

[That's not a female ghost, it's Jiang Nanxi! You pervert, let go of my Yan Shen!]

When the others recognized Jiang Nanxi, Hou Xiao couldn't help but yell, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? Is it fun to scare people?!"

Jiang Nanxi then released Liu Qingyan and quickly stood up, saying, "I was only thinking of you, telling you not to take this dangerous path."

If it weren't for Liu Qingyan deliberately causing trouble, she wouldn't have been discovered so quickly!
Jiang Nanxi secretly kicked Liu Qingyan on the ground, but Hou Xiao saw it.

Hou Xiao angrily retorted, "Jiang Nanxi, what do you mean? You pretended to be a ghost to scare people, and your teammates found out, so you beat them up?!"

Liu Qingyan coughed lightly, stood up and said, "Teacher Hou, you misunderstood. She doesn't hit people hard; it's just our special way of getting along."

Hou Xiao: ?
audience:?
Bro, are you okay? I've been a fan of yours for so many years, how come I didn't know you were involved in the BDSM community?!
Everyone was shocked.

Shen Lan said, "Teacher Hou, I heard you encountered a ghost last night. Maybe it was Jiang Nanxi who caused it."

"You chose a suitable route, but she still insists on mentioning mass graves and torrential rain. Isn't she just trying to lead us down that difficult path? She'll be happy when we're all being chased and bitten by crocodiles."

Song Wanwan added fuel to the fire, saying, "Teacher Hou, all these little tricks she's up to are just trying to swindle two million from each of us. Even though it's not a lot of money, we can't just give it away to a swindler like that."

Hou Xiao looked at Jiang Nanxi with a gloomy expression and said, "Jiang Nanxi, apologize to everyone for your behavior!"

"I apologize?"

Jiang Nanxi immediately laughed, "Hahahaha, I wasn't born a rich second generation, I've never won any big prizes, I've worked hard for more than ten years, and I wanted to make some money to enjoy life, but I ended up meeting you idiots."

"Why should I apologize? I managed to stay calm and not kill you all; you should be kowtowing to me! You should be secretly happy!"

Hou Xiao: ? ? ?
Everyone else: !!!
Hou Xiao said unhappily, "So you were right to pretend to be a ghost and scare people just now? All the questions you raised were nonsense, and it's normal for us to disagree."

As a result, the words fell.

Suddenly, everyone heard a rumbling thunderclap from the sky, followed by a torrential downpour not far away.

The area where they were located was also affected; rain fell, as if a bucket of water had been poured from the sky, drenching Jiang Nanxi.

That's right, it only got rained on Jiang Nanxi.

The others were standing not far away, two or three steps away from her, and there wasn't a drop of rain on their side.

Hou Xiao stared in shock, looking up at the sky. He saw that the route he had planned was covered with dark clouds, which were drifting towards them, causing rain to fall on their side as well.

Jiang Nanxi was positioned at the edge of the dark clouds, while the sky above them was still clear.

[It really is pouring rain! Jiang Nanxi was right, we'd better avoid that road!]

The rain is so heavy; the trees over there are being blown about, it must be very difficult to hike.

【Wait, why is this rain discriminatory? It's only raining on Jiang Nanxi and not on others?】

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Just as everyone was shocked by the sudden downpour, Jiang Nanxi let out a scream like a groundhog in the rain, "God, are you blind? You're getting me wet, but not them! Aaaaaah, I'm going to drop a bomb and blow this world up!"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi frantically performing a laser dance and even giving the middle finger to the sky, Hou Xiao couldn't help but say worriedly, "Xiao Jiang, calm down, I believe you, okay? Come out quickly, let's start hiking from another path!"

Jiang Nanxi quieted down, but didn't come out. Instead, she looked up at the sky sadly at a 45-degree angle.

"When I'm down on my luck, I tell God no, no, but He thinks I'm flirting. Now you've made me cry, are you satisfied?"

Hou Xiao: "Come out already, stop joking around, you'll catch a cold if you get rained on, it's dangerous in the rainforest!" Jiang Nanxi: "Haha, there was an earthquake, S ran away, I'm still in the cage, I'm not coming out, I'm locked inside, hahahahahaha, I'm a masochist, I love getting rained on, hahahahahahaha."

Hou Xiao: "..."

other people:"……"

Oh no, why is she talking nonsense again? Has she gone mad from being soaked in the rain?
Hou Xiao thought for a moment and decided to go over and pull Jiang Nanxi out of the rain.

Because the dark clouds were still drifting towards them, and there was some light rain where they were.

It's bound to rain heavily in this area soon, so we need to leave as soon as possible.

"Little Jiang, come out quickly!"

Hou Xiao was about to go over when he saw a huge, blood-red flower bud peeking out from the bushes next to Jiang Nanxi.

The flower bud was still blooming rapidly, revealing several rows of densely packed sharp teeth, and quickly bit towards the back of Jiang Nanxi's head.

Hou Xiaotong's pupils constricted, and she quickly shouted to Jiang Nanxi, "Watch out! Xiao Jiang, run!"

[Holy crap, there's a man-eating plant!]

[What a huge carnivorous plant! Its mouth is full of teeth; it must have mutated! King cockroach, run!]

But Jiang Nanxi turned around and grabbed the head of the man-eating flower with both hands. "Do you know what I am? How dare you sneak up on me and bite me!"

The man-eating flower's large bud opened its mouth wide, as if trying to bite off Jiang Nanxi's hand.

However, Jiang Nanxi was incredibly strong, and she even used her spiritual power, which made it impossible for the man-eating flower's mouth to close.

Haha, you'll never guess what I am, will you?

Jiang Nanxi took out a talisman and stuck it on the head of the man-eating flower. Then, while swiftly pulling out all the teeth from the flower bud, she chuckled coldly.

"I'm like the old ginger slice in the dry pot chicken. On the surface, I seem harmless, but in reality, I'm extremely ruthless. It's normal that you can't see through me, because I was perfectly invisible from the start. I'm the hunter in the shadows, and when you pick me up, the hunter has already become the prey!"

After pulling out all of the man-eating flower's teeth, Jiang Nanxi took out a handful of ghost peppers from her pocket, stuffed them all into the man-eating flower's mouth, and then manually closed its mouth.

"Ugh... Pfft...!"

On camera, viewers saw the blood-red flower buds in the pouring rain, looking as if they had swollen up to twice their original size.

Hot air continued to rise from the crevices of the flower bud, making the bud of the man-eating flower look like a bomb about to explode.

"Puff puff!"

The carnivorous plant kept exhaling hot air, and even the cold rain couldn't relieve the heat.

It couldn't help but open its mouth, as if trying to spit out all those ghost peppers.

As a result, it opened.

Jiang Nanxi then closed it.

It opened again.

Jiang Nanxi closed it again.

"puff……!!!"

The man-eating flower was enraged. A commotion came from the ground, and suddenly several green vines flew out and lashed at Jiang Nanxi.

(End of this chapter)

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