Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 88 I'll Revive You After Watching the Ad

Hou Xiao's expression immediately changed.

"Is this how you round up like that? You already raised the price to three million, and if three people pay ten million, that's even more!"

Shen Lan looked at Jiang Nanxi with disdain, "Why do you think Wanwan and I will give you money? Are you desperate for money?"

Although what just happened was a bit strange, it wasn't their turn, so how could Jiang Nanxi feel comfortable doing it!
Jiang Nanxi looked at Shen Lan with a leisurely air, "She suffered a lot at Teacher Hou's place. Do you think she won't change her target? You two have been close to her, and you're covered in her resentment."

Shen Lan remained silent.
Song Wanwan raised her chin and said arrogantly, "Fine, beg me, beg me, and I'll give you these three million."

Seeing this, Song Shixing frowned and said, "Wanwan, what kind of attitude is this?"

Song Wanwan paused for a moment, then looked at Song Shixing with a somewhat aggrieved expression, "Second brother, she was the one trying to scam money, so why are you saying this about me?"

"But she was just trying to help you out of kindness. Can't you communicate properly?"

Song Wanwan stomped her foot and said angrily, "What good could she possibly want from me? Have you forgotten how she tricked me before? Second brother, I'm your sister, why are you taking the side of an outsider!"

Song Shixing didn't believe Jiang Nanxi's mystical words at first, but after seeing her on the show and what just happened, he knew that this woman had real skills.

He just has a rather eccentric personality.

As the second young master of the Song Group, Song Shixing had met many talented and extraordinary people. He knew that many of these people with special abilities had very strange tempers.

Song Shixing said, "You saw what happened just now. That thing was very strange. If that thing really is a dead person whose flesh was eaten, you should pay money to avoid trouble."

"I do not!"

Upon hearing Song Shixing's words, Song Wanwan became even more displeased. "Why should I give her money? I'm not stupid. I'm not giving her any! What if she cheats me out of my money and then tries to play tricks on me!"

That's not right.

Jiang Nanxi said, "Those who pay are different from those who don't. If you pay, you're my customer, so why would I target you? I'm the kind of person who would never go against money, no matter what."

We've had a lot of unpleasant experiences in the past, but if you become my client, of course I'll put those past grievances aside.

"You have the nerve to say you've forgiven me?" Song Wanwan scoffed. "I will never forgive you!"

Jiang Nanxi sighed, "Okay. If you have any complaints about me, calm down first, think about what you're unhappy about, then find a piece of paper of a suitable size and write down all the things you're unhappy about."

Song Wanwan paused for a moment.

What does she mean by that?
If she writes down what she's unhappy about, she'll correct it and apologize, right? If that's the case, she might give Jiang Nanxi a chance to make money.

Song Wanwan said, "I have so many complaints about you, I can't even write them all down on one page!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then write two."

Song Wanwan: "After you finish writing, apologize to me one by one according to what I wrote..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Fold the paper into a tiny piece, and when you die, put it under your tongue. An apology is impossible; I am the Emperor, and the Emperor cannot be wrong."

Song Wanwan: ?

The last two words of "apology" from Song Wanwan were stuck in her throat.

"you……!"

Before she could speak again, Jiang Nanxi added, "But it's okay if you die. In today's society, there are many ways to bring someone back from the dead. I'll watch an ad and revive you."

Song Wanwan: ?

other people:?

Most importantly, Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and said to the director, "Director, is there any sponsorship? Let the big spender airdrop a product over and give me some advertising fees."

"These people are about to die, so I'll have the viewers watch an ad and revive them with a single click, then I'll save them."

audience:?
[You're a true internet savvy guy, if you don't make a fortune, who will?!] [I need some kind of booster, I don't want to see something exciting and then suddenly get an ad popping up! I'm so fed up with this world where the opening screen is full of ads!]

What if the revival attempt fails?

The audience had differing opinions.

The director's eyes lit up, and he immediately decided to call the show's investors to inquire!
Beside the stream.

After much deliberation, Hou Xiao decided to spend over three million yuan of his own money to have Jiang Nanxi protect him.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the bank card deposit notification with delight; it seemed she would soon be able to buy a house in the capital.

The housing prices in the capital are too high. She wants to buy a nicer, bigger house, but she doesn't have enough money right now.

It was getting darker and darker.

Fortunately, the place where they set up camp was relatively open, with no large trees to block the light, so the moonlight and starlight could shine down and the surrounding area was not completely dark.

The group lit a bonfire.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan sat together cooking instant noodles.

Suddenly, the two heard a rustling sound coming from the bushes behind them.

Shen Lan turned around and glanced back.

Seeing that it was pitch black inside the bushes and he couldn't see anything, he felt a strange chill in his heart.

“There’s a sound coming from the grass over there, like something is crawling around.”

Upon hearing Shen Lan's words, Song Wanwan turned her head to look, but she saw nothing.

"There's nothing there. Those crawling around in the grass must be some small animals, right?"

Song Wanwan didn't take it to heart.

Shen Lan said with a serious expression, "Could it be a snake? In this kind of tropical rainforest, we are very likely to encounter venomous snakes. We'd better not sit next to the grass."

“But we’ve already lit a fire here, and the tents are pitched here too. If we move now, the only place we can go is next to the stream. Have you forgotten that Teacher Hou had his accident right there?”

"That's true, the streamside is even less safe."

Shen Lan thought for a while, then suddenly stood up and said to Jiang Nanxi, "Jiang Nanxi, come over here and take a look. There's something in the bushes."

Jiang Nanxi looked at him coldly, "Why don't you go see for yourself? Didn't your parents teach you to do things for yourself?"

When they were dating, Shen Lan was used to ordering Jiang Nanxi around, so now that he doesn't want to do something, he subconsciously thinks of making Jiang Nanxi do it.

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's retort, Shen Lan realized that this woman's personality was completely different from before.

He coughed lightly and said, "I'm just worried about danger. You took Teacher Hou's money, so you should protect him. What's wrong with helping to check for any dangerous areas? What if that thing is hiding in the grass?"

Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment, "That makes sense. I'll come and take a look."

Jiang Nanxi walked over.

Shen Lan pointed to the bushes not far away and said, "I heard a noise just now. If it wasn't that ghost, it must have been a poisonous snake or something. You'd better get rid of that thing quickly!"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the bushes and knew what was inside. She said, "It's not a poisonous snake."

"what is that?"

"nice one."

She smiled mysteriously, raised her hand and grabbed Shen Lan's hair from the back of his head, dragging him by the hair to the edge of the bushes.

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(End of this chapter)