Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 89: So many stains on my life, hehehe, I just love polka dot skirts.

"what!"

Shen Lan screamed and struggled, waving her hands, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing! Let go of me, don't pull my hair! It hurts so much!"

Jiang Nanxi completely ignored his screams and dragged him to the side of the bushes. Shen Lan saw a dark, long-haired head rolling around in the bushes.

A ghost! That ghost is here!

"Let me go!"

Shen Lan struggled even more fiercely, constantly pushing and shoving Jiang Nanxi, trying to push her away.

After realizing he couldn't push her away, he quickly raised his leg to kick Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi was faster than him. The moment he raised his leg, she kicked him hard in the knee, making Shen Lan fall to his knees with a thud.

Shen Lan yelled, "Jiang Nanxi, you're assaulting your teammate! You're bullying her! The show is still live, don't be so lawless, do you want to be cyberbullied?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Now that you mention it, I feel like I have so many stains on my life. How could someone like me become a star?"

Shen Lan: "You know that's good. Let me go! Otherwise, if the audience sees you bullying your teammate, they'll definitely curse you off the internet!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Hehehe, I love polka dot dresses. The more polka dots, the more excited I get."

Slap it.

Jiang Nanxi slapped Shen Lan hard on the back of the head, sending him tumbling forward into the bushes.

at this time.

The eerie head in the bushes also raised its head, its ghostly crimson eyes staring straight at him.

Bang!

Shen Lan fell down unexpectedly, and ended up kissing the female ghost on the lips.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Terrified screams echoed through the sky.

Jiang Nanxi covered her eyes shyly, "Shen Lan, how could you do this? Your girlfriend is sitting right next to you! How could you kiss another girl! If Wanwan finds out, won't she be angry?!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Shen Lan's frantic screams continued to echo, and everyone else noticed the situation. A drone also flew over to film the scene.

The audience saw Shen Lan with her butt sticking out, kneeling on the ground, her whole head buried in the grass, like an ostrich standing with its head buried in the sand.

[Uh, what is Shen Lan doing?]

[Jiang Nanxi just said he kissed another girl. Who did he kiss? Who else is here?]

There are lots of long hairs in that patch of grass, is there something dirty inside?

"help me!"

Shen Lan's weak, panicked voice came through the phone, his legs still trembling slightly.

He braced himself on the ground with both hands, trying several times to lift his head, but a ring of black hair wrapped around his neck pulled it back each time.

"Help!"

The hair wrapped around Shen Lan's neck tightened more and more, making it difficult for Shen Lan to breathe. She felt as if her neck was about to break at any moment.

He panicked immediately, "Jiang... Jiang Nanxi, help! I'll give you... I'll give you money! Ah!"

Shen Lan braced herself on the ground with both hands, trying to keep her distance from the head on the ground to avoid kissing it again.

But the head on the ground, with long hair wrapped around him and a mouth that stretched all the way to the back of its head, revealing a row of sharp teeth, was about to bite him.

"Ah! Five million, I'll give you five million, Jiang Nanxi, save me! I'll give you five million!"

"Sister's here!"

Jiang Nanxi rushed over and kicked the head on the ground hard, sending it flying like a soccer ball.

Her kick carried a lot of spiritual power. After the ghost's head was kicked away, it crashed into several large trees and bounced around in the forest with various "bangs".

"Ah!" came the female ghost's scream, followed by a furious roar of resentment, "I will not let you go!"

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

After the restraints around her neck were removed, Shen Lan collapsed to the ground, covered in cold sweat.

Jiang Nanxi stood not far away, looking down at him. "You promised five million. If you dare to renege on your promise and not give it to me, I'll kick you away too."

Shen Lan paused for a moment before taking out her phone to check and said, "I... I only have three million left in my account. I'll give you three million first, and then I'll give you the rest after this episode is over and the payment is settled."

"Alright, turn around, everyone."

Jiang Nanxi reluctantly agreed, then took a piece of yellow paper and asked Shen Lan to write an IOU.

After Shen Lan finished writing the IOU, Jiang Nanxi poked a hole in his finger and made him put his fingerprint on it.

"Why did you give me yellow paper to write on? Didn't we bring regular paper?"

Jiang Nanxi said with a kind face, "Writing this on yellow paper is for the King of Hell to see, not for the judge. If you don't pay back the money, I'll send you on your way right now."

"!!!"

Seeing Shen Lan turn pale with fright, Jiang Nanxi left with satisfaction, holding the yellow IOU.

Shen Lan grabbed her and said, "You've taken so much money from me, you have to protect me during this hike!"

"Why should I? That's just a one-time fee."

Jiang Nanxi gave him a displeased look.

“Full protection comes at a different price. For someone like you, I’d charge you 20 million. I know you don’t have that much money, so forget about it.”

What if that thing comes back to haunt me?!

"That's a different price."

"..."

Seeing Jiang Nanxi leave like that, a strong sense of resentment flashed in Shen Lan's eyes.

She only kicked him once, and she swindled him out of five million. How could she have the nerve to do that!

This money is so easy to make!
Although he was almost killed by the female ghost just now, which scared him half to death, now that he has recovered, Shen Lan has forgotten his fear and his mind is full of worry about the money.

Because Jiang Nanxi kicked the female ghost far enough, no accidents happened tonight, and everyone slept well.

In the morning, Liu Qingyan came out of the tent.

Jiang Nanxi was seen sleeping on the branch of a big tree next to her, her long hair hanging down and fluttering in the wind. Her appearance was as eerie as could be.

Liu Qingyan's lips twitched. "Teacher Jiang, you slept like that all night? Didn't you bring a tent?"

"I didn't bring it, this is troublesome."

"How about you sleep in my tent tonight?"

"It's not impossible. Since Teacher Liu is so kind, I'll reluctantly agree..."

"100,000 a night."

"I'll reluctantly smash your head with one punch!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly raised her head, her face contorted as she looked at Liu Qingyan, and gave him the middle finger. "I hate stingy rich people."

His refined features softened with a hint of a smile, making the aloof and distant man a little more lively, and a faint smile played on his lips.

Just as Liu Qingyan was about to tease her again, he saw a snake with alternating white and black stripes swimming down from the branches above Jiang Nanxi.

Liu Qingyan's pupils contracted slightly.

This is……

(End of this chapter)