Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 91 Old Man Hou: Here's 100,000 yuan, take me flying ten times!
Hou Xiao looked at her with a complicated expression, "Are you having another relapse? Why does your illness keep getting better and worse?"

Really hammered.

Today she's fantasizing that she's Harry Potter.

Hou Xiao, this veteran artist, has recently appeared on some variety shows, but he doesn't watch those online variety shows much, nor does he follow various trending topics.

He not only didn't know that Jiang Nanxi's broom could fly, but he also didn't know how annoying he was on other variety shows. As long as someone paid him to appear on a show, he would go.

He had barely finished speaking when Li Chu suddenly pushed past Hou Xiao, poked her head out, and exclaimed, "Me! Me! Me! Me! I want to take a taxi! Pick me up!"

Hou Xiao: ?
No, none of these cases seem normal. Jiang Nanxi dares to say this, and actually anyone believes her?
[Hahahaha, Old Hou's expression is hilarious! He looks speechless and shocked, just like I did when I first heard Jiang Nanxi's broom could fly!]

[Old Hou, you wouldn't believe it, would you? My sister Xi's broom really can fly! It can even carry people!]

[Waiting for Old Man Hou to be so shocked he'll drop his eyeballs.]

Before Hou Xiao could react, Jiang Nanxi stood up with a broom in hand, and Li Chu stood excitedly beside her, rubbing her hands together.

I can be Harry Potter again!
Jiang Nanxi rode on the broom.

Li Chu skillfully stepped onto the platform, then excitedly grabbed Jiang Nanxi's shoulders.

Huh.

The two of them instantly darted out of the woods, flew into the sky, and then flew over the swamp not far away, quickly reaching the other side of the swamp.

The process took only a few seconds, but Hou Xiao was so shocked that his mouth was agape, and he couldn't come to his senses for a long, long time.

Hou Xiao only came to his senses when Jiang Nanxi returned gracefully on her broom, patted his chin, and manually closed his wide-open mouth.

“You you you you you!”

Hou Xiao looked at her in disbelief, her hand pointing at Jiang Nanxi trembling slightly.

She can not only deal with ghosts, she can actually fly to the sky?! She's not crazy, she's an immortal?!

Hou Xiao was stunned, and kept repeating "you," her hands trembling like she had Parkinson's.

It wasn't until Jiang Nanxi waved her hand in front of him and asked, "Teacher Hou, it's ten thousand yuan a trip, are you coming?"

"Come on! Pick me up!"

Hou Xiao blushed with excitement.

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

Jiang Nanxi then rode a broomstick and carried Hou Xiao there. Hou Xiao was so excited that she danced around the whole way.

After Jiang Nanxi dropped Hou Xiao off, she planned to go pick up the others, but she felt someone tugging at her clothes and wouldn't let go, preventing her from leaving.

"Teacher Hou, what are you doing?"

Jiang Nanxi turned to look at him.

Hou Xiao's old face turned red, and she said shyly, "Could you give me another ride? You flew too fast just now, and we arrived in no time. I haven't had enough of the experience yet."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

other people:?

[Teacher Hou, you didn't react like this just now!]

[Ahhhhh, this looks so cool! I want to experience the Harry Potter-style flying ride too! Can't you please post a link?]

[If it were me, I would give Jiang Nanxi a million yuan and have her drive me a hundred times, I'm not kidding!] Jiang Nanxi looked at Hou Xiao helplessly and said, "Ten thousand yuan per trip, that is, just one flight, not ten thousand yuan round trip."

"I know," Hou Xiao readily agreed. "I'll give you 100,000 yuan, and you take me flying ten times!"

"can."

The other guests, who were waiting at the other end of the swamp, saw Jiang Nanxi carrying Hou Xiao back and forth more than ten times, making them wait until the flowers withered.

Why did he fly back and forth more than ten times in total? Because Jiang Nanxi said he was a loyal customer and even gave him a free round trip.

Seeing this, Shen Lan couldn't help but say sourly, "Why did she even give Teacher Hou a ride back and forth? I think she's not a shrewd businesswoman, but you are a shrewd businesswoman towards us!"

"As long as you know."

Song Shixing said quietly, then suddenly stood up and ran towards Jiang Nanxi, directly ahead of Liu Qingyan, "My turn, my turn, my turn to fly! I want to fly twenty times, I'll give you two hundred thousand, and you can take me two more round trips!"

Jiang Nanxi: "...Okay."

Then Jiang Nanxi carried Song Shixing and flew back and forth on the swamp more than twenty times.

Their actions attracted the attention of the crocodiles below, two of them staring with their large, bell-like eyes at them as they flew back and forth.

After finally finishing Song Shixing's business, Jiang Nanxi went back to Liu Qingyan and asked directly, "You're not going to fly twenty times too, are you?"

Although they earn more this way, flying around like this is so boring. Don't these people find it boring?
"No, I won't fly twenty times."

Liu Qingyan's voice came through.

Jiang Nanxi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself that Liu Qingyan truly lived up to his reputation as the stingiest rich person on the show.

The next second, Liu Qingyan's voice came again, "I need to fly fifty times. Can you take me a few more times to make it sixty?"

Jiang Nanxi: "………………"

Alright, for the sake of money, Jiang Nanxi carried Liu Qingyan on sixty flights. The crocodiles below, who were staring at them, were about to get cross-eyed from looking at them so much!
I feel like Jiang Nanxi's broom is about to fly and start smoking. I won't tell you who's envious!

[Jiang Nanxi, can you take on nationwide business? I don't care how much it costs, just let me experience it! Don't force me to beg you on my knees!]

Everyone else had gone, leaving only Shen Lan and Song Wanwan squatting in the same spot, their eyes practically red with envy.

Finally, Song Wanwan made a grand gesture and spent 400,000 yuan to call Jiang Nanxi back, and had Jiang Nanxi take both of them there.

After Jiang Nanxi drove the two of them to the other side of the swamp, Shen Lan said sarcastically, "This is just so-so. Riding a broom isn't comfortable either; it wobbles and you could easily fall off. I really don't know what you're so excited about. Haven't you ever been on an airplane before?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nanxi glanced at him dismissively and completely ignored his sarcastic remarks.

I made a fortune again today.

Good mood.

I'll leave this to idiots for now.

But Shen Lan's gaze toward Jiang Nanxi grew increasingly resentful. She couldn't understand where Jiang Nanxi had learned these amazing skills, or where she had gotten this magical broom.

Originally, he was doing better than Jiang Nanxi in the entertainment industry, but now that he's had his scandal, Jiang Nanxi's popularity is soaring, and she's making money with all sorts of strange and unusual skills. This has caused Shen Lan a great sense of loss and made him very uncomfortable.

Shen Lan walked at the back of the group, his mind filled with thoughts of the things that had happened between him and Jiang Nanxi over the years.

Sudden.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a distorted and eerie face in the bushes not far away, and that face was even spitting out a string of spider silk in his direction!
Shen Lan was startled and instinctively reached out to push Jiang Nanxi in front of her, trying to push her towards the human face.

(End of this chapter)