Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 96 The capable should do more, but I am the dead, and the dead should be respected.

Jiang Nanxi glanced at Song Wanwan's condition.

She had a large, bowl-sized hole in her thigh; the bones in that leg were completely shattered, and she was also bleeding internally. Her life was hanging by a thread.

Jiang Nanxi recalled that she had previously calculated that her luck lay with Song Wanwan, but Song Shixing and Song Wanwan did not understand any esoteric arts, so it was very likely that someone else was behind it.

If Song Wanwan dies here, then her good fortune will dissipate.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Her injuries are too severe; I can't fully restore her to her original state. But I can keep her alive until she reaches the hospital for emergency treatment."

"Okay, thank you for your help!"

Song Shixing quickly replied.

Jiang Nanxi walked over to them and squatted down next to Song Wanwan.

"For the sale fee, I want an apartment in Beijing, over 100 square meters, in a new downtown building with an elevator, fully furnished and ready to move in immediately. Any problems?"

"no problem!"

Song Shixing readily agreed.

Jiang Nanxi then intervened, using her spiritual power to protect Song Wanwan's heart meridian, allowing her to hold on.

The spider-faced creature is dead, and the signal in the area has been temporarily restored. The director sent a helicopter over.

The rescue team quickly carried Song Wanwan away and rushed her to the best nearby hospital. Song Shixing also went to the hospital with her.

Filming continued, and the others were still in the rainforest, but it was getting darker and darker, so they found a safe cave to rest for the night before continuing their journey.

Everyone sat inside the cave, lit a campfire, and remained silent; the atmosphere was somewhat heavy.

Li Chu broke the silence first, "Song Shixing accompanied Song Wanwan to the hospital. Is he coming back? Has he given up the challenge?"

"They've probably given up."

Hou Xiao said, "The Song family has assets of over 100 billion, so they're not short of money. These two siblings probably went on the show just to experience life. Who would have thought they would encounter a monster and almost die?"

At this point, Hou Xiao couldn't help but glance reproachfully at Shen Lan in the corner, "Shen Lan, you really did something wrong this time. Song Wanwan went to save you, how could you push her!"

Shen Lan said with a pale face, "I...I don't know what happened to me at the time. I was so scared, my mind went completely blank."

Jiang Nanxi scoffed, "You're thinking that if the giant spider eats Song Wanwan, it won't eat you, right?"

"I don't!"

Shen Lan suddenly stood up and said angrily, "Wanwan is my girlfriend, how could I possibly hurt her? I was really scared out of my mind at the time! Wanwan is injured, is it meaningful for you to make sarcastic remarks here?"

"You're so capable, you could have killed the giant spider much sooner. Why didn't you kill it sooner? Why didn't you save Wanwan!"

Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "You mean that the capable should do more, and those who are capable must save you when you are in danger?"

Shen Lan: "Otherwise what? Are you just going to watch a living person die in front of you? How can you be so cold-blooded! We even gave you so much money before! If you had killed the giant spider earlier, I wouldn't have pushed Wanwan, and Wanwan wouldn't have gotten hurt!"

Everyone else frowned upon hearing Shen Lan's words of shirking responsibility.

Liu Qingyan stood up abruptly, looking at him coldly. "You pushed Song Wanwan, putting her life in danger, and you still have the nerve to say that? Don't forget that before the show started filming, everyone signed a waiver of liability. To put it nicely, we're teammates in the same industry; to put it bluntly, we're competitors."

"The more people die, the less prize money we get. Why should I save you? If I were Jiang Nanxi, I'd have the giant spider kill you all before I act, and the five million prize money would be all mine."

audience:?
Others: !

[Wait, something's not right. Shouldn't Jiang Nanxi be saying that? Am I seeing things?]

[Is this something Yan Shen would actually say? Not sure, let me take another look.]

[Jiang Nanxi: Stealing my lines?]

Jiang Nanxi glanced at Liu Qingyan in surprise, then quickly went over and said, "Teacher Liu, calm down, don't be impulsive, just do it directly!" Liu Qingyan pushed her away, "Don't put a cleaver in my hand. Of course I know I can't do it myself. Anyone who has killed people knows that the most skillful way to kill is to use someone else to do it."

director:?
audience:?
other people:?

What do you mean by that? Explain yourself! What do you mean by "even people who frequently kill people know this"?!

[Oh no, another one's gone mad. I feel like Yan Shen's mental state isn't quite right either!]

Jiang Nanxi suddenly spoke up, "Yanzi, I'll only teach you this once, but you must remember it. When burying a body, you must use endangered plants to cover it, because digging them up is illegal."

Liu Qingyan: "I said, the most skillful way to kill is to use someone else to do the dirty work, so I won't..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Didn't I lend you the knife? Why haven't you made a move yet?"

Liu Qingyan:?

[No, why are they discussing how to kill someone so seriously? I'm really scared!]

Is this serious? Why do I feel like laughing so much? These two together are inexplicably funny.

Shen Lan must be drenched in sweat!

Seeing Liu Qingyan holding the kitchen knife blankly, Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but slap her forehead. "Oh no, you suddenly interrupted my train of thought. I forgot what I was supposed to do."

Liu Qingyan snapped out of her daze and said, "If we work backwards from the events, we'll remember."

"What did I just say?"

"The bodies should be covered with endangered plants when buried."

"last sentence."

"The tonic will be administered directly."

"One more sentence."

"It wasn't you who said it, it was Shen Lan who said it."

"Then I remember."

Jiang Nanxi walked straight up to Shen Lan, rolled up her sleeves, and slapped him ten times across the face.

Snapped--!
With her final strike, Jiang Nanxi swung her arm in a wide arc, sending Shen Lan spinning 360 degrees before she flew out and crashed into the stone wall.

Shen Lan's mouth was full of blood, and she could barely speak. Her cheeks were swollen, and she lay on the ground angrily glaring at Jiang Nanxi.

"Jiang Nanxi, you...you crazy woman, what are you doing! How could you dig a hole!"

The others were also stunned, staring wide-eyed at Jiang Nanxi, but no one went to help Shen Lan.

Jiang Nanxi loosened her wrist. "Now I'll answer your question. I'm not only cold-blooded, able to watch a living person die in front of me, but I also like to act like a jerk and like to hit people for no reason."

You're right about one thing: the capable should do more work. But I'm not capable; I'm dead, and the dead are respected. You'd better treat me well, offer me three sticks of incense every day, and kowtow to me, or I'll drag you down with me to become dead."

Shen Lan was so angry that she trembled all over. "You...you're a madwoman, I'm going to sue you!"

Shen Lan's hands trembled as she pulled her phone out of her clothes. "I'm not filming anymore, I'm calling the police! Jiang Nanxi, you just wait to go to jail!"

He had barely finished speaking when...

Then everyone heard a thud, and the drone camera, which had been flying perfectly fine in mid-air, fell down!

Hou Xiao turned her head and looked over, then said in shock, "The drone's signal has dropped again! Is there a problem with the magnetic field in this area again?"

(End of this chapter)