Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy

Chapter 84: The things about Homo erectus are somewhat weird!
Many diners bought snacks from Su Chen.

I carried it straight up the mountain.

Mainly because of the monkey caretakers, they feel at ease and are not afraid of being harassed by monkeys at all.

The mountain breeze blew gently, and the leaves rustled.

It wasn't that hot when we climbed the mountain.

A group of people were talking and laughing as they walked up the stone path in the mountains.

And at this time.

After a night of settling down, the monkeys in Xishishan are particularly happy today.

They kept jumping up and down, running and playing.

Roll over and somersault, swing on branches, and fly all over the woods.

Successfully attracted the full attention of the monkey managers.

The tourists also watched happily.

This scenic spot is worth visiting!

Who was criticizing it before?

Many people took out their mobile phones and took a lot of photos.

He had no idea that there was a monkey creeping towards him in the corner.

It stared at the bag in the hand of one of the tourists.

The vision was confused by the noisy "chi chi oh oh" sounds.

The cunning monkey seized the opportunity.

He pounced on the bag and snatched it away.

After succeeding, it retreated flexibly and ran away in style.

He even proudly showed off his trophies to his companions in the distance.

"Squeaky oh~"

“Squeak! Ouch!!”

The monkeys on both sides responded to each other and shouted with great joy.

This time, the tourists and monkey caretakers were completely confused.

Shit! I’ve lived for so many years, and yet I’ve been tricked by those monkeys.

By the way, have monkeys learned military tactics these days?

They actually used this tactic of making a feint to the east and attacking in the west? ? ?

The monkey managers were so angry that they were fuming.

He raised the weapon in his hand and fired several rounds at the monkey.

The monkey is quite clever.

He twisted his body and stuck his big fat butt high.

With a few "bang bang bang" sounds, all the bullets hit that big butt.

Hey, it doesn't hurt ~ hehe ~
The monkey ran triumphantly into the woods and reached his paw into the bag.

He grabbed the most eye-catching durian thousand-layer and brought it close to his nose to smell it.

"yue!"

It's amazing when you smell it.

The monkey bared its teeth and shook its head continuously.

He was so scared that he threw the durian thousand-layer cake far away, and his furry little hands were still rubbing them hard on the grass.

It stinks, it stinks...

It looked at the tourists with a strange look.

Then he pinched his nose and ran towards the monkey group.

The other monkeys were a little confused.

How could he throw away the spoils after finally succeeding?

Everyone is still hungry.

As soon as the monkey came over, they immediately smelled a foul odor before they could ask any questions.

They all frowned and looked at its butt with disgust.

yue…

A big female monkey couldn't stand it anymore and kept squeaking.

It stretched out its claws, rudely scratched the big monkey's red butt, and began to examine it carefully.

This scene was seen by the tourists who had just had their things robbed.

A smile inexplicably broke out on the angry face.

"You bunch of dead monkeys, you stole the durian and complained about its stench! You can't afford to play!"

“That durian can stink like your butts!!!”

The tourist shouted at the top of his lungs, with a hint of anger in his voice.

Other tourists just enjoyed watching the fun.

It’s fun to see the monkeys resisting.

He whistled and shouted continuously to entice the monkeys to eat.

A few throats down.

A stupid monkey touched his belly and was obviously tempted, but he didn't dare to go forward when he smelled the smell.

The monkey's face was wrinkled, and you could tell that it was struggling inside.

A few minutes later.

The monkey's hunger eventually overcame its disgust for the smell.

It finally couldn't help but step forward, picked up the durian thousand layer and took a bite.

After one bite, the whole group of monkeys were stunned.

They covered their noses and jumped and screamed.

Xiang, this is Xiang! Yue~We don't play with fools~
The little monkey ignored the noise around him.

It covered its nose, held its breath, and chewed the durian mille-feuille for a few bites with its eyes closed.

It tastes soft and sweet, not as smelly as I imagined.

After losing the smell, the monkey found that this thing was quite delicious.

He slowly loosened his paw that was covering his nose.

Its facial features gradually expand, and it tastes delicious no matter how you eat it!
The expression was so enjoyable that it made the tourists want to laugh.

He was so addicted to the food that he grabbed the durian thousand-layer cake with both hands and stuffed it into his mouth in big mouthfuls.

The monkeys behind it were dumbfounded.

Everyone looked at each other.

I don't understand why this idiot is so fascinated by this stinky thing.

But soon, they looked at their companions' greedy expressions and felt a little confused.

I couldn't hold it back for a few times.

They all came forward curiously to find out what was going on.

However, the durian thousand layer cake had been finished by the stupid monkey in just a few bites.

They had no choice but to look for the bags they had snatched from the tourists earlier.

The yellow, smelly stuff in there is gone now.

But there are still a lot of boxes of things.

As soon as I opened it, a strange smell wafted out.

There were some black lumps lying in the box.

It is completely different from the small bread they usually eat.

This was naturally the first time they had encountered this chocolate with liquor filling.

Everyone looked at each other, tilted their heads and stared at each other, with confusion in their eyes.

Today's things about Homo erectus are somewhat weird.

A fat monkey reached out and took out a chocolate.

He put it close to his nose and sniffed it again and again, then began to look at it carefully with wide eyes.

This thing doesn't smell bad, it's black and I don't know what it is.

The fat monkey shook it curiously.

To be on the safe side, I carefully took a small bite of the edge.

It was actually hollow inside.

There was a liquid with a clear smell in the cavity.

It had never seen such a wild and mellow scent before, but it didn't smell like a bad thing.

The fat monkey couldn't wait any longer.

He raised his head and threw the black and numb thing directly into his mouth.

"Hah!"

Wow, that’s delicious!

The fat monkey began to dance and his whole internal organs felt joyful.

Seeing this, the other monkeys grabbed the chocolate with liquor filling and put it into their mouths.

"Squeaky oh~"

“Squeak! Ouch!!”

All the monkeys screamed in unison.

Everyone looked over there too.

"Holy crap! There's a monkey doing drunken boxing over there!"

Someone shouted at the top of his lungs.

The fat monkey closest to them staggered left and right, his steps very unsteady.

In a daze, it grabbed another piece of chocolate with liquor filling and stuffed it into its mouth without thinking.

The monkeys behind it were not much better.

They were staggering and swaying from side to side.

As he walked, he pulled up the weeds on the ground and threw them around.

After a while, a large group of monkeys were lying drunk under the big tree.

The tourists were delighted to see this rare scene.

He took another round of shots at the monkeys.

(End of this chapter)