The first to tease is the one who receives

Having tasted the sweetness, Luo Huaiyao started to flatter people crazily.

"Brother, you are so awesome! You are such a great gamer!"

"This is my first time getting a pentakill. I'm so happy~"

"Thank you, brother. You are the best~"

Sweet and a little sickening female voices rang out in dormitory 1060 one after another, each time more coquettish than the last. It felt like a spoonful of syrup and honey was added to a high-sugar milk tea filled with red beans. Not only was it choking, but it was also a bit choking.

Cao Mo, who was constantly attacked by the sound, couldn't help but shiver. He made a vomiting expression at Sheng Zifan and Wu Ge and started winking at them.

Cao Mo: What is Lao Gu's taste? Did this girl grow up drinking syrup?
Wu Ge: Don’t say it, I’m a little sick of it.

Sheng Zifan: I think she’s okay, she has a nice voice and can act coquettishly!
Cao Mo & Wu Ge: What the hell are you talking about?

Cao Mo and Wu Ge, who understood each other's meaning, gave each other a look of "mutual admiration", and then turned their heads at the same time and cast their gazes towards Gu Zhun who was leaning on the chair.

The latter had a calm expression, and his emotions were still hard to guess, but the two people who were familiar with Gu Zhun's introverted and reserved personality managed to discover from the slightly raised corners of his lips that he must be in a good mood at the moment.

"Lao Gu, how is your online lover?"

"Hmm?" Gu Zhun put down his phone and thought for a moment. His mind suddenly flashed with the image of him eating lavishly in the third canteen, putting dish after dish into his pot, eating three times in a row until everyone at the table put down their chopsticks but he still hadn't stopped. Then he gave an accurate adjective, "He has a good appetite."

Cao Mo & Sheng Zifan & Wu Ge: ???
What? What did you say?
"Good appetite? Have you seen her?" Cao Mo was shocked. Isn't this an online romance? When can they meet in person?

"I guess so." Gu Zhun gave an ambiguous answer, then he tapped a few times on his phone and stood up to put it away.

"Where are you going, Old Gu?" Cao Mo was still staring, unable to accept this sudden message. When he saw Gu Zhun walking out, he subconsciously asked.

Gu Zhun turned the doorknob and raised his eyebrows: "Check the dormitory." Then he closed the door.

The door locked with a click, and Cao Mo came back to his senses. He looked at the two people in the dormitory who were also in a daze, and asked carefully: "Isn't dormitory inspection always the responsibility of the Life Department?"

"Yes." Sheng Zifan nodded and also felt strange, "He never goes."

"I know!" Wu Ge behind the two suddenly clapped his hands. Feeling that he had discovered the truth, he smiled mysteriously, "Old Gu has fled in panic."

"how to say?"

"A good appetite means eating a lot, so Lao Gu's online lover must be very fat, which is why he doesn't want to stay in the dormitory and be questioned by us about the other person."

After listening to Wu Ge's analysis, Cao Mo and Sheng Zifan looked at each other and both felt that it was more likely that Wu Ge was a fool.

At this time, Luo Huaiyao, who was actually very weak, bah, actually very thin, received a message from Aquaman that something was wrong. He said "in vain" and logged out of his WeChat account, then began to tinker with the live broadcast equipment to continue his live broadcast task.

He has wanted to eat at the high-end barbecue restaurant in Colorful Plaza for a long time, and he needs to earn more money so that he can have fun with his whole dormitory family.

Luo Huaiyao was turning on his computer and plugging in his headphones, Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo were playing Landlord as a team, and Yu Miao, the only one among 0860 who was no longer single, was naturally not in the dormitory. He had gone for a walk with his new girlfriend.

It was nearly ten o'clock in the evening. There were only a few stars dotted on the ink-splashed sky. The night breeze was very cool, and it felt refreshing when it blew on my body. Looking outside through the dormitory balcony, there were only lights in the night. Every room that was lit was still enjoying the happy evening. Occasionally, I could hear the noises of students from the same building, but there were few students on the road beside the building.

Because Guanghua University has access control regulations, the doors of the dormitory buildings will be locked after 11 o'clock, and students cannot stay out overnight.

So the campus, which was very noisy in the evening, has fallen into silence again, and the noise only exists in the dormitories at night.

Luo Huaiyao got on his own account and started his nightly show.

[Princess Yaoyao, you are so slow tonight!]
[Yaoyao doesn’t love us anymore…]
[Tell me! Which bastard did you go fooling around with?]
The fans and viewers who had been waiting for a long time were angry about Luo Huaiyao's late broadcast and started to use "derogatory terms" in his live broadcast room. The screen was instantly covered with densely packed "Princess Yaoyao".

Luo Huaiyao was not annoyed. He cleared his throat, and his mean voice pierced through the earphones and rang out in the live broadcast room.

"What a bastard, that's my dear... Wild King!"

[Damn! Yaoyao really has a dog!]
[Yaoyao! I’m your husband’s fan! You can’t hurt me like this! I’m going to stop being your fan and turn against you!]
"Bah!" Seeing the words "husband fan", Luo Huaiyao quickly spat, "What husband fan? Wait until you are older before you fart!"

[What's big?]
[Yaoyao must be saying he is old (dog head)]
[I don't believe it unless you take off your pants and show me]
"Don't make trouble." Luo Huaiyao saw the sudden increase in pornographic comments and began to warn, "I'm a serious person!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the fan who just claimed to be her husband's fan gave Meteor TV the largest reward for a supercar, and the entire screen began to announce the name of this rich fan.

[Haha, Yaoyao, call me husband!]
[Wow, she is indeed a fan of her husband! ]
[Rich man, do you still need a wife? The kind that is sweet and can call you husband?]
The comments were full of people who wanted to watch the fun and started to stir up trouble. Luo Huaiyao refused to be fooled: "Am I someone who can be bribed so easily? You guys underestimate me too much!"

The one who responded to Luo Huaiyao was another supercar. Then the rich fan replied: [Yaoyao loves tiger oil! ]
However, before Luo Huaiyao could reply, he swiped another one.

However, although it is the supercar with the highest reward, Meteor TV has set the reward amount not high in order to prevent fans from giving too much reward in a moment of enthusiasm and then arguing with the platform afterwards. The highest level supercar is only one thousand yuan, and the reward amount for each account cannot exceed ten thousand yuan per day. This can be regarded as a buffer opportunity for users who are caught up in the impulse of crazy rewards.

So after sharing the profits from these three supercars with the platform, Luo Huaiyao only got a few thousand yuan.

But he was still very happy because his high-end barbecue was guaranteed.

"Ai Lao Hu You Tu~" A very pretentious female voice suddenly sounded, and a piece of "Main Film Started" appeared on the barrage. Luo Huaiyao, who was in a good mood, specially selected his forbidden hero - Yao.

Just a few minutes after the game started, I suddenly received a gossip message from the class monitor in the group: the student union was coming to check the dormitories.

"Fuck!" Luo Huaiyao checked the time and cursed loudly in the live broadcast room. After he came to his senses, he quickly apologized to his fans, "I'm sorry, brothers. The student union is here to check the dormitories. We'll continue the broadcast at the same time tomorrow!"

After 11 o'clock is the quiet time for freshmen at Guanghua University, and you are not allowed to turn on the computer to play games.

After Luo Huaiyao finished speaking, he turned off the computer, unplugged the socket, and lay down on the bed. His movements were smooth and seamless.

"Oh no! Dayu hasn't come back yet!" Zhou Hao reacted after lying on the bed.

"Let's turn off the lights and lock the door, and pretend to be asleep." Zhao Kuo came up with an idea and was immediately praised by the other two.

One of the three locked the door, one turned off the light, and one turned on the light. After everyone lay down on the bed, the dormitory suddenly fell into darkness, creating the illusion that they were already asleep.

If the Life Department came to check on the lights and doors at other times, it would be fine, but today Gu Zhun followed behind, and he didn't knock on the door directly to check the dormitories, it seemed like he was just joining in the fun. However, in order to give the president a good impression of being responsible, the Life Department members knocked on the doors one by one and checked one by one, leaving no one unchecked.

Nonsense, we are all night owls. There is no such thing as a men's dormitory where everyone is asleep at this time.

When they arrived at dormitory 0860, the staff took out the record sheet and began knocking on the door very professionally.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk"

"Tuk Tuk Tuk"

The knocking on the door continued, as if it would never stop until the door was opened.

At first the members felt a little sorry for disturbing the students who were really sleeping, but when they knocked on the door so hard and no one came to open it, they knew that the other party was definitely up to something, so they didn't say anything.

"The student union will check the dorms. If you don't open the door, you will be considered a sleepout!"

Guanghua has strict management over its students, especially when it comes to dormitory inspections for freshmen who have just entered the school. Credits will be deducted if they do not return home overnight, so upon hearing this threat, Luo Huaiyao rolled out of bed.

Shit! He was hoping to get a scholarship by studying hard, and credits couldn't be deducted. So he turned on the flashlight on his phone, fluffed up his hair, and walked slowly to the door in his pink piggy pajamas.

"Who is it?" Luo Huaiyao yawned and opened the dormitory door with half-closed eyes. Several students were standing outside. The two leading ones were holding clipboards and record sheets, writing and ticking. He moved his eyes horizontally and instantly met the eyes of the student union president who was standing at the end.

This was the third time he had seen the school hunk today.

The other person was half leaning against the wall with his arms folded, his expression calm and his eyes expressionless.

He looked like "I'm the most handsome in the world". Luo Huaiyao pouted inwardly and looked away with a sour look.

Why is he so arrogant? If he had known that he would have run for the student union, he would be the one standing outside like he was interrogating a criminal.

Gu Zhun didn't know what Luo Huaiyao was thinking. He would soon be a senior, and he had been busy with his studies and future internships. Although he was the president of the student union, all matters were handed over to the vice president. He would only show up at meetings and when important things happened.

This surprise dormitory inspection was just a spur of the moment decision on his part.

Gu Zhun admitted that there was indeed some abuse of power for personal gain.

But who made this person so interesting? Gu Zhun's routine and dull university life suddenly had a ripple.

He leaned against the wall and looked at the other person's overly delicate face, pretending to be sleepy, and the pink pig pattern on his body.

It turns out there is a reason why she is called the Pig-Headed Beauty.

Hmm... Gu Zhun curled the corners of his lips, truly worthy of the reputation.

(End of this chapter)