The first to tease is the one who receives

"Are all four people in the dormitory here?" asked the member holding the record sheet. Luo Huaiyao nodded, and the other party lowered his head and quickly ticked and filled in the record sheet, then looked at Gu Zhun.

"President, the third floor is over."

Gu Zhun nodded without saying anything, then walked towards the stairs first. The student union members who had put away their plywood followed him like younger brothers.

Is the emperor going out for a trip? Luo Huaiyao thought with a bad taste. But at least everyone left, so he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid that they would not stop until they had pointed out all the people. Putting his worries aside again, Luo Huaiyao turned around, closed the door, and turned on the light.

With a "click", the light in the dormitory returned, and Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo, who had been lying in bed for a long time, sat up suddenly.

"Yao'er, you react very quickly! You're at the door before I could even react." Zhao Kuo praised.

Zhou Hao raised his eyebrows at Luo Huaiyao when he heard this: "Sure enough, the only thing that can trouble our Yaoyao is - money."

Seeing this, Luo Huaiyao waved his hand disdainfully: "It's just a routine operation, don't make a fuss."

"But..." He narrowed his eyes and smiled, revealing a canine tooth at the corner of his mouth, looking sly and cunning, "Comrade Dayu must compensate me well!"

After sending his girlfriend back to the dormitory, Yu Miao, who didn't have time to come back and was forced to sleep in the hotel, sneezed several times.

After Gu Zhun and his team members checked the third floor, they returned to the dormitory. When he opened the door, the other three were watching a video together. Their laughter filled the entire dormitory, and no one noticed that he was back.

"Are you, Shangguan Wan'er, afraid of heights? No? Then why the hell can't you fly?"

"Please stop playing games and go deliver food! Why? You are so good at delivering food, why do you ask me?"

"Your main business is raising pigs, right? No? Then how did you make him so fat?"

"This game is my fault! You don't blame me? Why don't you blame me? It's the fault of the father if the son doesn't teach well! Just quit!"

One after another, dirty words came out of Sheng Zifan's computer. The three people in front of the screen laughed like idiots, slapping their thighs, pounding the table, and knocking their heads. If you didn't know better, you would have thought you had arrived at a human mental illness observation center.

Gu Zhun silently locked the door and walked to his seat.

“Hahahaha what the fuck, my stomach hurts so badly from laughing!”

"Hurry! Help me call an ambulance, I need to go to the hospital to have my laughter nerve removed!"

"This anchor is such a talent! I want to follow him!"

The three of them laughed until the progress bar of the video ended, and then they barely calmed down. They leaned back in their chairs as if they had just run a thousand meters, their cheeks flushed and they were panting.

"Old Gu, you're back." Wu Ge was the first to notice Gu Zhun. The other two also turned around after hearing his words and started to recommend their latest discovered treasure to him.

"Old Gu, do you want to come and see this anchor? He has great skills and is very cool."

"The most amazing thing is that he can fake his voice! I heard him cursing in the voice of Chang'e with my own ears, and I even saved the audio!" As he said that, Sheng Zifan turned on his phone and played the audio that he had collected for a long time.

"Once upon a time I had a garden..." It was the same ethereal voice and lines as Chang'e in King of Glory. If you didn't know, you would think it was the original soundtrack. However, the voice content after this sentence suddenly went away in a weird direction.

"It's full of idiots."

"Are you the shooter who never hits the target?"

"Come here and let me tear your head off."

As soon as the voice playback ended, Sheng Zifan, who had been holding back for a long time, burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha this is fucking funny!"

Responding to him were Wu Ge and Cao Mo's "Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose". The three of them were laughing so hard that they could hardly breathe. Unfortunately, Gu Zhun looked indifferent and it was obvious that he was not very interested in this.

After Sheng Zifan finished laughing, he sighed with some regret: "Hey, Yaoyao was supposed to do a live broadcast tonight, but just now they suddenly said that their school would check the dormitories, so she left."

Wu Ge also sighed: "I hope I can watch his live broadcast tomorrow."

Gu Zhun had already tidied up his desk and was ready to go to bed. After hearing what Sheng Zifan said, he paused for a moment and then asked casually, "What's the name of this anchor?"

"An old waist!" Hearing Gu Zhun's question, Sheng Zifan thought that his recommendation was effective, and excitedly reported the host's name. He also directly clicked on the other party's homepage on Meteor TV and showed it to Gu Zhun.

The four words "an old waist" appeared straight in Gu Zhun's eyes.

He glanced and then looked away.

"It's an interesting name." Gu Zhun nodded, "You guys continue."

Then he climbed onto the bed, looking very uninterested. Sheng Zifan, who was familiar with Gu Zhun's character, didn't think anything of it, and immediately found his collection of old waist slapping people, and happily shared it with Wu Ge and Cao Mo.

Gu Zhun, who was half lying down, took out his headphones and put them on. The icon of Meteor TV on the homepage of his phone was still downloading. He turned back to the WeChat page, and the dialogue box with the pig-headed girl was still stuck on the sentence she sent, "Let's play, brother~"

[Sea King: How old are you? ]

Looking at the WeChat message sent by Hai Wang, Luo Huaiyao raised his eyebrows. Tsk, he was pretending to be an honest man before, but now his true nature is revealed. After asking about age, he wants a photo, and after asking for the photo, he should take action, right?

Luo Huaiyao shook his head in disdain, but the text he sent was still so cute.

[Brother, I’m only nineteen! ]

I just want to ask you if you are young or not! You bastard, are you tempted? Unfortunately, he is a 19-year-old boy! He has a big **! Somehow, Luo Huaiyao suddenly thought of the moment when he restored his real voice and announced the truth. The sea king on the other side must have been so angry that he vomited three liters of blood and never dared to hook up with girls online again. Thinking of this, he felt very happy, and his eyebrows were full of cunning and joy after the prank was successful.

【Brother, how old are you? 】

[Sea King 8: Twenty-two]

Oh, this Sea King is quite young. Luo Huaiyao shook his head. It was a pity that he was young but didn't learn well. He randomly added girls on the Internet and deceived their feelings. Then let him punish him!

"Brother must be very handsome, right? And he's so good at playing games, so there must be a lot of people who like him, right?"

Luo Huaiyao sent this sentence via voice. He used a coquettish voice on purpose, and in order to tease Aquaman he added a bit of innocence to his original green tea voice, making him sound like a sweet and weak little sister who was young and easy to deceive.

After sending it, he shuddered. After all, it is not easy to speak against one's conscience.

But the Aquaman on the other side actually replied to him with a "hmm".

Damn? This guy, don't be so shameless! I praised you for being handsome and you admitted it? You really treat your face as the sole of your shoe - you are so shameless!
But before Luo Huaiyao could continue to express his admiration as an ignorant girl, Aquaman said good night to him and told him to go to bed early.

Could this be the popular phrase on short video platforms: "Good night, baby, go to bed early, I have to go to the next party"? Luo Huaiyao suddenly understood the meaning of that phrase.

Aquaman is about to retreat and go on a WeChat date with the next girl!

But since he wanted to be the new baby of the Sea King, how could he not know his place? So Luo Huaiyao pressed the voice button: "Okay, brother, go to bed early too, good night!"

He also posted an emoticon of a kitten giving a kiss and saying goodnight.

"A kiss", such an ambiguous gesture, but it doesn't seem too proactive when used in an emoticon. It really strikes a perfect balance! Luo Huaiyao couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up.

Gu Zhun looked at the kitten on the screen, his eyes curved, he smiled slightly, then put down his phone and fell asleep.

In the days that followed, Luo Huaiyao completely became inseparable from his mobile phone. Although he used to like looking at his mobile phone, he spent more time playing on the computer. Now he holds his mobile phone all day long, either chatting with Haiwang or playing games with Haiwang. As the two of them interacted with each other, their relationship quickly heated up.

"Brother, do you want to play games this afternoon?" Luo Huaiyao sent a message to Aquaman as soon as he finished the live broadcast. Although he sometimes disliked chatting with Aquaman, he was still very happy to play games together.

If the other party was not a sea king who cheated on the girl's feelings, he really wanted to become sworn brothers with the other party and live together in the Canyon of Kings, becoming a feared jungler and support duo!
[Sea King: Online]

After receiving the order from Aquaman, Luo Huaiyao logged in immediately. After a few days of hard work, the two of them have successfully entered the diamond ranks and also have the right to ban heroes.

[Picking a handful of stars: Brother, can you turn on the voice chat?]
[Choose a random name: Wait a minute]
Gu Zhun was attending a regular meeting of the student union, but he was more like a mascot. The semester was coming to an end, and he had completely handed over the work of the student union to the vice president. If the other party had not invited him several times, he would not have planned to come.

Now the vice president was talking about the main points of the last activity of this semester. The other members were taking notes honestly. Only Gu Zhun was sitting at the back. After hesitating for two seconds, he still chose to play games with the pig-headed beauty.

Of course, having a meeting is not as interesting as playing games.

[Pick a handful of starlight: Good brother~]
Looking at the other brother calling him brother all the time, Gu Zhun's mouth curled up again, Hmm~ It's really interesting.

Since Aquaman didn't open the voice chat, Luo Huaiyao turned off the microphone and pre-selected Yao. Since playing games with Aquaman, also known as the Wild King, Yao gradually came out of Luo Huaiyao's taboo area.

So he has never been a good player! It's always the jungler who can't carry him!

Luo Huaiyao was still daydreaming when he saw a snap and the [soft moon] on the second floor locked onto Yao in an instant.

Luo Huaiyao: ???

What the hell? You usually play three mages and you chose Yao? No way, who let her choose first! Luo Huaiyao was depressed for a while and decided to choose Wang Zhaojun, and then secretly hoped that the wild king would choose Li Bai.

He also has Phoenix skin!
However, Luo Huaiyao and Aquaman, who were on the fourth and fifth floors respectively, locked onto the heroes at the same time, namely Wang Zhaojun and Baili Xuance.

Luo Huaiyao: ...

Damn! Where's the promised Li Bai? Where's the promised Phoenix skin? After two rounds of setbacks, Luo Huaiyao angrily changed his skin to a "green" elf.

Just as Luo Huaiyao expected, as soon as he entered the game, Yao followed Xuan Ce the whole time. As soon as he reached a certain level, he couldn't wait to ride on Xuan Ce's head.

Fuck! That's what I usually ride!

An unknown fire burned in Luo Huaiyao's heart, and he tapped the screen of his mobile phone fiercely. Opposite the middle lane were Zhen Ji and Sun Bin. A frozen bomb bounced on him from time to time, and a timed small bomb exploded on him from time to time. Soon Wang Zhaojun was consumed and went home, and then the two opponents began to bully in front of the tower.

At this moment, Xuan Ce came over from the bottom lane dragon pit carrying Yao. Seeing this, Luo Huaiyao quickly canceled his return to the city, took a step forward and used his second skill. Although he successfully froze Zhen Ji and Sun Bin, the opponent's Xiahou Dun who was hiding in the grass also successfully took him away.

After Wang Zhaojun's skills were all exhausted, Xuan Ce and Yao finally arrived. The two worked together and successfully achieved the best result of two against three.

“An enemy has been slain”

"Double Kill"

"Triple Kill"

Looking at the Xuan Ce avatar above the broadcast and Yao below him, oh, he barely contributed a big Hou Yi, but he didn't even get an assist. Luo Huaiyao sneered and started voice-to-text conversion.

"Brother Houyi, you are so awesome!"

"Can you play with me later?"

(End of this chapter)