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Chapter 100 My name is Wang Dachui, and I am a cold-blooded exorcist

Chapter 100 My name is Wang Dachui, and I am a cold-blooded exorcist
"Love is beautiful, but everything in the world is excessive. Excessive paranoia has created this disaster. Amitabha, good, good."

Tang Seng clasped his hands together, lamenting this evil fate.

"Master, you are a monk, what are you talking about love? Really..."

Zhu Bajie shook his sleeves. It was inappropriate for a monk like Tang Seng to talk about love.

"The great love of the world, the small love of the world, love them all, the compassionate hearts of monks, the great love of the world, Amitabha."

Tang Seng put his hands together. For Buddhists, loving the world is also love.

Zhu Bajie curled his lips and stopped talking. Is this monk's spiritual realm so high?

"Love is best when both parties are in love with each other. A forced melon is not sweet."

Xiao Wu leaned on Tang San and disagreed with Bai Suzhen's behavior.

Love is a matter between two people. Only when two people love each other can they experience the beauty of love.

If one person just stubbornly possesses another person, that is not love, and naturally one cannot experience the beauty of love.

"Time is indeed a ruthless thing. No matter how deep-rooted the love is, it cannot stop the passage of time."

Ye Fan sighed. Time is indeed the most terrible thing in this world. Even the most loyal love will wither with time and even turn into madness.

Even the great emperors of ancient times will fall with the passage of time.

That is truly a first-rate horrible thing.

"My lady, that is indeed too stubborn."

Xu Xian looked at Bai Suzhen. She in the story on the sky curtain was indeed too stubborn.

Stubbornly pursuing humanity and love, but in the end all he got was disaster.

Just as Xiaoqing on the sky curtain said, do Bai Suzhen and Xia Dongqing have feelings for each other?

You've only met each other a few times, but you're in love with me so much that you're willing to do anything to flood the coastal city?
It's just Bai Suzhen's possessiveness at work.

After two thousand years of practice, he was obsessed with love and almost committed murder again, which led to the failure of his practice. This is the horror of love.

Bai Suzhen was also speechless. She also felt that she, on the sky screen, was being too love-minded.

[The scene turns and a new story begins.]

"My name is Wang Dachui, and I'm a cold-blooded exorcist!"

A monk with a dull face, as if he had facial paralysis, holding a purple gold bowl in his hand and wearing a cassock, was introducing himself.

"Go to hell, you fly monster!"

A beam of light came out from the golden bowl in Wang Dachui's hand, covering a fly on the millstone. In his other hand, he held a fly swatter and kept swatting it.

"Go to hell! You spider spirit!"

The golden bowl shone a beam of light, and the other hand replaced it with insecticide, spraying it at the spider that was weaving a web.

"Go to hell! You cockroach demon!"

This time, Wang Dachui did not use the golden bowl, but took out his Zen staff and smashed it down directly.

boom!
After one swing of the Zen stick, the stone platform was covered with cracks, and even the stone pillars supporting the house were covered with cracks.

The scene changed, and Wang Dachui appeared in a modern-looking office, facing an exotic monk.

"I'm going to revoke your exorcist certification if you keep doing nothing like this."

The foreign monk spoke in a very demonic dialect.

"Haven't I conquered so many terrible monsters?"

Wang Dachui was very unconvinced. Hadn't he already subdued many scary monsters?
He pointed at the flies, spiders and cockroaches on the table. Didn't these prove his ability and achievements?

"What kind of monster is this? Get out of here, or you can subdue a real monster for me."

The strange accent and inverted sentences make it more humorous the more you listen to it.

But for Wang Dachui, these words were still very intimidating, and in the blink of an eye he arrived in front of Xu Xian's family.

"This Xu Xian is an ordinary person. Although he likes to play with snakes, I can't hurt him."

Wang Dachui then looked at Xu Xian, who looked weak and held a green umbrella for Bai Suzhen. "This Bai Suzhen is so cute, is she really a monster?"

Wang Dachui then looked at Bai Suzhen. The white snake transformed into a human form was so beautiful that Wang Dachui was moved.

"this is……"

His eyes passed by Bai Suzhen and fell on Xiaoqing, who was dressed in green and looked several sizes bigger.

"I'm Xiaoqing."

Xiaoqing seemed to have heard Wang Dachui's thoughts and introduced herself.

"Oh my god, what a powerful monster! Looks like I have to show some real skills today."

Wang Dachui subconsciously took a step back and raised the purple gold bowl in his hand, from which Buddha's light burst forth.

"Bai Suzhen, you dare to fall in love with a human, die!"

Wang Dachui’s target is still Bai Suzhen.

"Please let us go, we really love each other."

Bai Suzhen was still afraid of the exorcist, but she also liked Xu Xian and didn't want to be separated from her husband like this.

"No, humans and demons can't be together."

Wang Dachui said coldly and ruthlessly.

Humans and demons cannot fall in love, let alone be together. At this moment, he is truly a cold-blooded exorcist.

Even though it seems unreliable.

"It's okay. I don't care that she's a shemale."

Xu Xian was anxious to protect Bai Suzhen, but his first words were vicious and ruthless.

"Ah? Shemale? I mean you are a human and she is a shemale. You two can't be together!"

As soon as Xu Xian opened his mouth, Wang Dachui was at a loss and could only emphasize his meaning again.

"I will now put you into my purple gold book..."

Wang Dachui raised the purple gold bowl and was about to take action, but something was wrong with his words.

"That word is clearly pronounced 'bo', okay? Look, it's clearly written in the dictionary."

Before Wang Dachui could finish his words, Bai Suzhen interrupted him and took out a dictionary to correct his pronunciation.

"Ah!" X3
Wang Dachui, Xiaoqing and Xu Xian were all surprised at the same time, as all three of them had read it wrong. Xiaoqing and Xu Xian praised at the same time that Bai Suzhen was indeed a snake demon who had practiced for thousands of years and had profound knowledge.

"Hahahaha, that's not important. My purple gold bowl uses microwave enhancement technology and is extremely lethal. Are you scared?"

Wang Dachui threw a corn into the purple gold bowl. With the buzzing sound of the purple gold bowl, the corn turned into popcorn.

"How much is a pound of popcorn?"

The popcorn emitting an enticing aroma made Xu Xian hungry, and he began to ask about the price.

"It doesn't matter! I'll show you how powerful I am!"

Wang Dachui poured out the popcorn from the purple gold bowl, then raised the purple gold bowl and pointed it at Bai Suzhen.

Suddenly a ray of light shone out and enveloped Bai Suzhen.

The sudden appearance of light made Bai Suzhen subconsciously protect herself.

"Madam, are you okay?"

"Sister, what's wrong with you?"

Xiaoqing and Xu Xian asked with concern.

Wang Dachui showed a proud smile.