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Chapter 101 I'll Never Become a Miscreant Again
[When Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian heard the sound from the purple gold bowl, they both showed surprised expressions.

"My dear, I am glad to be a father!"

"My husband, you are so annoying!"

Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen were very happy, and Xiaoqing was running around like crazy behind them.

The three of them were immersed in joy, only Wang Dachui was looking at the purple gold bowl in confusion.

"I actually adjusted the program incorrectly."

Wang Dachui adjusted the program of the Purple Gold Bowl from gynecological expert to demon-subduing expert.

"What happened just now doesn't count, Bai Suzhen, if I call you, will you dare to answer?"

Wang Dachui raised the purple gold bowl again, and his aura changed suddenly, exuding a domineering power.

"Don't dare."

Bai Suzhen answered without hesitation.

"Ah, you don't play by the rules. How can I defeat the demon like this?"

Wang Dachui felt very complicated. Bai Suzhen didn't play by the rules.

"Bai Suzhen, I called your name, and you didn't respond. Isn't that a bit rude?"

Wang Dachui could only resort to provocation. After all, Bai Suzhen was a thousand-year-old demon. She should still have some civility and courtesy, right?
"Okay, but my full name is Suzhen Montage Luffy Carlisle Akagi Haruko Alexander Kakashi Elizabeth!"

Bai Suzhen spat out a long list of names in one breath, but there were a lot of strange things mixed in.

"Ah, the name is so long, I can't remember it at all!"

Wang Dachui was completely confused. Bai Suzhen's name was so long, how could he remember it after hearing it once?

"Xiao Qing! Do you dare to answer me when I call your name?"

Seeing that he could not remember Bai Suzhen's name, Wang Dachui set his target on Xiaoqing.

"You dare. My full name is Xiao Liuli Ai Meng Lian Lei Bing Xue Shang Li Mo Meng Ai Ying Mo Miao Luo Li Qian Meng Ran Si Shang Qing."

Xiaoqing said her name calmly, although there was nothing strange mixed in.

But it has a strong Mary Sue flavor.

"Ah, it's actually this long!"

Wang Dachui was stunned again. Compared with Bai Suzhen's name, Xiaoqing's name was more difficult to remember.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward...

"Xu Xian, if I call you by your name, will you answer me?"

Wang Dachui set his sights on Xu Xian, the only one left.

"I dare you. My name is Xu Xian, but I am not a monster."

Xu Xian’s name is not that complicated, it’s just Xu Xian, but he is not a monster, and the magical powers to subdue monsters have no effect on him.

"What a lunatic! How can we play this? It's so annoying."

Wang Dachui threw the purple gold bowl away. Are these three people crazy?
I just want to subdue a demon, why is it so difficult?
"Bai Suzhen, what happened just now doesn't count. Now I'll let you see the power of my holy robes!"

Although the purple gold bowl is useless, Wang Dachui has other magic weapons, and the cassock on his body is also very powerful.

"This cassock of mine has been blessed by the Buddha. It is invulnerable to swords and spears, and immune to all evil. It can subdue demons and monsters. It is invincible. Prepare to die!"

Wang Dachui said this and threw the cassock in his hand into the sky.

The cassock fell straight from the sky and covered Wang Dachui's head, but it had no effect on subduing the demon.

Wang Dachui tried again, but still no effect.

"Hey, didn't you say this cassock was blessed by the Buddha?"

In desperation, Wang Dachui took out his voice transmitter and found the foreign monk who sold him his robes.

"Yeah, that's pretty impressive."

It was still a strange tone, but it was full of confidence.

"The cassock is of no use at all. I was at the scene of the demon-killing. The atmosphere was very awkward and I couldn't get off the stage!"

Wang Dachui was very angry. This cassock was completely useless. How could he defeat the demons? "NoNoNoNo... Don't just use your claws, use your brain, your brain!"

The foreign monk shook his head and asked Wang Dachui to use his brain more.

"What a lunatic! How can we play this? It's so annoying!"

Wang Dachui angrily threw his robes on the ground.

"Bai Suzhen, that doesn't count. Now I'll let you see my ultimate magic weapon."

Wang Dachui took out a book called the Exorcist Manual, which contained spells to exorcise demons. As long as you recite them, you can exorcise the demons.

However, this book was written in a foreign language, and Wang Dachui didn't recognize some of the words, so he could only ask Bai Suzhen and the other two for help.

Fortunately, Bai Suzhen was a thousand-year-old snake demon and knew some foreign languages, so she came over and recited a spell.

"Sister, stop reciting! Stop reciting! It hurts!"

Bai Suzhen recited an exorcism spell, but naturally the spell had no effect on her. Wang Dachui and Xu Xian were both humans, so the only monster was Xiaoqing.

So the power of the spell was concentrated on Xiaoqing, and Xiaoqing suddenly had a splitting headache.

"Sister, it hurts so much, sister, I will never mess around with my brother-in-law again!"

Xiaoqing rolled on the ground in pain and inadvertently revealed an important secret.

Xu Xian, who was anxious, suddenly changed his expression and the umbrella in his hand fell. Bai Suzhen and Wang Dachui were also shocked.

Unexpectedly, there are unexpected gains.

"Sister, it's not that I'm disloyal, it's that my brother-in-law is too charming."

As soon as Bai Suzhen stopped chanting, Xiaoqing immediately sat up and said somewhat embarrassedly.

"Madam, please listen to my explanation."

Xu Xian collapsed to the ground.

"My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I would eventually subdue Bai Suzhen."

The scene changed, showing Wang Dachui's expressionless face, and then, accompanied by the voice of narration, the scene turned to the purple gold bowl in his hand, where Bai Suzhen was curled up inside.

"Come out quickly and stop hiding in my purple gold bowl, okay?"

Wang Dachui looked at the curled up Bai Suzhen and actually persuaded her to come out.

"I never want to see those two bitches again!"

Bai Suzhen shook her head. She would not go out. She didn't want to face those two bitches.

"Escape won't solve the problem, can you please come out quickly?"

Wang Dachui's tone was almost crying, with a pleading tone.

"If you don't let my sister out, I will seduce you just like I seduced my brother-in-law."

Xiaoqing came out from behind Wang Dachui and issued a death threat.

Facing Xiaoqing's threat, Wang Dachui had a mask of pain on his face and wanted to cry but had no tears.

: Hahaha, it’s still so funny now.

: No, please wake up!

: The names of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are really poor. After all, the noble ones are all called Li Yingshang, Angelina, Ying Xueyu Hanling... one thousand words omitted.

: You are an elf! Your name is too long!

: Otherwise, how can you show your noble status?
: Strong Mary Sue flavor.

: Hahahaha, Xiaoqing and Xu Xian...well, it seems not impossible.

: Even if Xu Xian has this idea, Xiaoqing doesn’t have it.

: Xiaoqing is still just a little snake and doesn’t have so many messy thoughts.

: Bai Suzhen was given an elixir by Emperor Zhenwu to cleanse her from the evil spirit, but Xiaoqing was not. If she stayed with Xiaoqing, she would definitely be killed by the evil spirit.

: Although escaping is shameful, it is useful! 】

(End of this chapter)