Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 363 The Lucky Goddess with an Idol Burden

Maillard taught him not to disappoint good girls and not to waste bad girls.

But for Broly, a good girl is one who is willing to be his wife and may have the ability to generate happiness points, while a bad girl is one who is unwilling to be his wife and will attack him and show strong hostility.

As for Eris, in his eyes, she was neither a good girl nor a bad girl. She was a girl who was neither good nor bad. However, he would not do anything to this goddess of luck.

"Broly, you are such a waste of my love. Do you know how much effort I put into bringing Eris down to heaven?"

Aqua was complaining about her own disciple's behavior, poking her fork into the fried giant frog steak, feeling like an old mother who was disappointed in her son.

"There's no need for any effort. You were the one who asked me to go to the lower world, and I agreed. Then, Senior Aqua, you were so disrespectful that you gave me a drugged drink after we went to the lower world. I didn't suspect your evil intentions at all, and I was simply knocked unconscious and tied up by you!"

Eris yelled, she had a deep grudge against Aqua.

Fortunately, although Aqua is unreliable, her disciple Broly is still quite reliable.

Eris looked at the Saiyan boy who was feeding food to Yunyun, and a gentle smile appeared on her face.

[Eris's happiness value continues to increase]

Broly heard the prompt from the Crystal Palace and turned to look at the white-haired goddess opposite him.

After their eyes met, the goddess of luck blushed a little. After all, she was caught by the boy when she was peeking at him.

This made her quickly look away and raise her fingers to fix her bangs to avoid being too embarrassed.

She would just steal a glance at the boy opposite from time to time, and when she found that Broly was still staring at her, the pink on Eris's face climbed up to the tips of her ears.

Next to her, Aqua was still yelling something like "The drug is not money. Doesn't it take effort to trick you into the lower world?", but was mocked by the lich lady next to her.

"Lady Aqua, you really didn't pay me for the drugs I took from you!"

"Shut up, you damn lich, can't you deduct it from my dividends yourself?"

Aqua also owns shares in the magic item shop, so she has money to spend every time she comes to the mortal world, all thanks to Wiz's magic item shop.

Of course, Wiz is unreliable, but there is a reliable hell demon in the shop. Vanir has strictly controlled the quality of the magic item shop's purchases over the years, and has prevented Wiz, the owner, from recklessly using his extremely poor business talent.

"Even if I paid for the drug, is it really necessary to spend so much effort to trick such a stupid goddess into descending to the lower world?"

Huihui expressed her doubts. This was not the first time that the goddess Eris came to the mortal world, and she got along well with them.

But in terms of the simplicity of her character, Huihui directly expressed her deception without any effort, just a few words were enough.

"Well, indeed!"

Aqua thought about it and nodded seriously.

"Hey, you guys are going too far."

Darkness slammed the table immediately.

As the saying goes, when the Lord humiliates the minister, he dies; when God humiliates the believer, he becomes

This knight girl began to show her devout faith.

“Eris-sama is just willing to trust her friends, but how can you be such a friend, Aqua?

Lady Eris trusted you so much, but you stabbed her in the back with drugs. This is a complete violation of friendship!"

“Tsk, you have the nerve to criticize me? Who gave up on rescuing Eris just now?!”

Aqua rolled her eyes at the female knight and said.

"Woo~"

Darkness covered her chest with her hands, her face flushing unnaturally.

Ah, she was also despised and regarded as a scum knight.

"You perverted knight, are you enjoying being insulted again?"

Huihui glanced at her and spoke bluntly.

"No, I haven't."

Darkness tried to refute, but she felt like she was reluctant.

"Don't give her any sweet treats. Let's stop insulting her with words or looks right now!"

Hui Hui said.

Hearing this, Darkness's face turned pale: "Ah, I'm already like this, how can you stop."

As expected, he is an incurable perverted knight.

"Eris, are you really unwilling to be my wife?"

Broly asked. He looked at the Crystal Palace panel and saw that the opponent's happiness value had exceeded 170. He felt that the opponent could still fight for it.

"Ah, well..."

Eris began to hesitate.

To be honest, she didn't hate Broly.

Even after knowing that it was him who saved the world ravaged by the Demon King's army, she was very grateful to the boy.

"Hey, just say what you want to say, don't hesitate and make people anxious!"

Aqua couldn't stand shy people, so she urged them on.

"Well, it's not that I don't want to be your wife, but as the goddess of luck, I have a lot to consider."

"for example?"

Huihui asked curiously while chewing the stew.

"For example, my sect, Eris, is actually a monogamous sect. As a goddess believed in by everyone, I cannot take the lead in destroying this system."

Eris spoke up.

"Ha, just because of this, you don't want to be my disciple's wife?"

Aqua felt speechless.

"Then why don't you just show up and change your own sect's system?"

She gave some advice and explained that in today's world, the Axis religion allows an unlimited number of men or women to live together as husband and wife as long as they truly love each other.

“How can this be possible? My Eris Cult is not your Axis Cult.”

“Why, a mere junior like you, do you have any problem with my Axis Church?!”

Aqua is still very protective of her followers and won't tolerate any slander against her own believers by outsiders.

“Ah, that’s not what I meant, I just think that as goddesses we should respond to the faith of our believers.

Those believers who are loyal to their love believe that my blessing can bring a happy outcome to their marriage.

So, as the god they believe in, how can I interfere in other people's marriages?

Moreover, it is a marriage like yours..."

At this point, Eris's face turned even redder. Through Aqua, she knew that Broly, at such a young age, not only had a group of wives in this world, but also had some wives in another world.

"Hey, it turns out that it's because of my idol image!"

Huihui was a little surprised, but said she could understand.

After all, things like character setting cannot be abandoned at will.

No matter how others see you or how you see yourself, that is still yourself.

Broly: "..."

He didn't expect that the one who blocked Eris from becoming his wife would be Eris' own sect.

At this moment, Broly had the urge to destroy the Eris Cult in this world.

However, even he knew with his ass that if the Eris Cult was destroyed.

Then, the white-haired goddess of luck in front of her might lose all her happiness value.

Even more, the other party will hate me and still refuse to become my wife...

Wait, does this make Eris a bad girl?
Could he use the Finger of Bliss to bring bliss to her body, so that she would surrender and agree to become his wife? Broly looked at Eris across from him, then at his own fingers, feeling a little conflicted.

"Being faithful in love and marriage, that's a great teaching!"

Youyou became interested in the teachings of the Eris Cult.

"But what does being faithful to love and marriage have to do with monogamy?"

She asked out of curiosity.

"Ah, this..."

Eris was a little stumped by the question and didn't know how to explain for a moment.

“Isn’t monogamy a concrete manifestation of faithful love and a happy marriage?”

The white-haired goddess thought for a while before asking back.

"Well, I don't know about that, but what I do know is that I am very satisfied with my current life. I have good friends like Darkness, Megumin, Wiz, and Aqua around me. We also have a common husband, Broly, and we have a lot of common topics to talk about every day. Although Broly has to live in another world, we can always mention him..."

Youyou expressed her satisfaction with her current life. She was a rare normal person in the Crimson Devil Village, and even a rare person in the world who was content with what she had.

Just because Broly came back and everyone got together for dinner, her happiness points never stopped increasing, and the contented look on her face made it possible for anyone to see how happy she was at the moment.

"Youyou, you kid..."

Aqua was somewhat infected.

"Really? Don't make me so moved~"

Darkness complained, wiping away tears of emotion.

"Youyou is really our little angel!"

Miss Weisz said with a smile.

"Hey, why are you suddenly saying these cheesy words?!"

Huihui felt as if ants were crawling on her body, making her feel uncomfortable, but she did not refute.

"That's it, Lady Eris. Do you think that our feelings are fake, not sincere, not loyal enough, and that our future marriage will be unhappy?"

Eris opened her mouth, unable to utter the words of denial.

This group of people in front of us may often have disputes and quarrels in their daily lives.

But if the feelings between them were fake, Eris, who could occasionally see the daily life of this family through Darkness, would be the first to stand up and deny it.

There is no doubt that they are already a family. Even Senior Aqua, who could not stand the undead, can now tolerate the lich eating at the same table with her, and even does not mind drinking with him.

"No, your feelings are real, and I am willing to bless your future marriage!"

Eris answered.

"So, Miss Eris, are you willing to join us?"

Youyou asked.

"This one……"

The white-haired goddess was still a little hesitant. With her goddess idol image, she was not easily convinced.

"Actually, Lord Eris, there is something I must report to you."

At this moment, Darkness spoke.

"what?"

Eris looked over.

“Some nobles and wealthy people who invested money to join the Eris Cult said that they only had one wife or husband and were loyal to their marriage and love, but there were many who secretly had lovers.”

Darkness reported.

The doctrine of monogamy sounds very good, but in the medieval world, it would be used by some nobles or wealthy people as an excuse to deal with lovers who wanted to be promoted.

Many nobles and wealthy people chose to believe in the Eris religion just because of this convenience, which could make their wives at home feel at ease and their lovers behave better.

"Eh!?"

Eris' eyes widened.

"Humph, this is the reality of the world!"

Huihui shrugged, looking like someone who had experienced this, but she actually had no idea about the romantic secrets of the upper class before this.

“Haha, so that’s how it is. This is the quality of the followers of the Eris Church. In comparison, the followers of my Axis Church are much cuter!”

Aqua laughed out loud.

“Hey, hey, hey, Aqua, I’m not telling you to generalize. There are people like my father in the Eris Church. Even though my mother has passed away for many years, he has never been unfaithful and is still devoted to my mother.”

Darkness said something with some dissatisfaction, then looked back at her goddess: "Lady Eris, every word I said is true. I can vouch for it with my faith in you."

"Ha, using your faith as a guarantee, isn't that the same as using Aqua's chastity as a guarantee?"

Huihui is quite good at insulting two people with just one sentence.

"Aqua, do you have any moral integrity? My faith is real!"

Darkness protested.

"Hey, you two bastards, do you think I can't hear you insulting me?"

Aqua was a little angry, but since what both of them said was true, she didn't get angry.

After all, she had already tied Eris up with her actions.

If I still want to argue that I have moral integrity now, it would be too shameless.

Although Aqua has no moral integrity, she still has some dignity.

Likewise, she has some self-awareness.

"Darkness, I believe you."

When Aqua and the other two were arguing about whether Aqua's moral integrity was higher or Darkness's faith was higher, Eris expressed her trust in Darkness.

Although she is simple, she is not completely naive. On the contrary, thanks to some comic books on Earth in this world and her adventures as Chris and Darkness, she has actually seen some dark sides of human beings in this world.

Moreover, as a goddess, she can also follow the faith to investigate some actions of believers. Darkness did not lie.

Because of this, Eris felt a little lost.

“Lord Eris, please cheer up. It was those guys who broke the appointment. It’s their fault, not yours.

Well, what I'm saying is that if those guys can say one thing and do another, then you can do the same.

Of course, you can still be loyal to love and marriage, but you will only be an intervener in other people's relationships and marriages.

But don’t you think it’s more exciting this way? If possible, I actually want to be an intervener despised by others…”

Later on, something seemed to be wrong with Darkness. She was the type of person who didn't want to be the official wife but wanted to be the mistress' wife. It would be best if she was despised by other official members of the Crystal Palace and became a wife of inferior status.

Eris facepalmed a little, and suddenly she felt that her believers were not so reliable, and wondered if they were influenced by Aqua-senpai.

However, Darkness's words did make her a little shaken.

"Let me think about it again~"

But she couldn't make a decision for a while, so she said this.

"Okay, but I won't stay in this world for too long."

Broly nodded and spoke again.

"Ah, Broly, you can't leave so early."

Aqua hurriedly tried to stop him when she heard that. She wanted to be the one who attracted Broly to stay the longest after the disciple returned, and Broly's favorite master's wife.

"Eris is an unreliable guy, but I will return to heaven in two days and invite more goddesses to come to this world for team-building activities. Then you can see if there is a new wife who can be recognized by the Crystal Palace!"

(End of this chapter)