Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 364: Miss Lich Was Almost Purified
"Ah, Aqua-senpai, are you going to kidnap other goddesses or angels to be Broly's wife?"

Eris looked at Aqua in shock.

"What do you mean by kidnapping? I am just going to the heaven to call on the goddesses and angels under my command to have a team-building activity in the lower world.

At most, we can bring Broly along in team-building activities, so that the kid can have a friendly exchange and socializing with the goddess or angel he likes! "

Aqua waved her hand.

"But not every goddess and angel is interested in the underworld."

The goddesses and angels in heaven are relatively pure-hearted and have relatively few worldly desires.

"As the saying goes, sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood. If a god does not understand mortals, how can he do a good job of guiding the souls of the dead? Therefore, this is a vacation training, and the training project is to understand mortals."

Aqua pointed at Broly.

"And this is what they want to know. Anyone who doesn't come will have their attendance points deducted."

"Ah, Aqua-senpai, aren't you just abusing your power for personal gain?"

"Clap~"

Aqua slammed the table and said righteously: "What do you mean by using public power for personal gain? What I am doing is the cultivation of lower-level gods and angels by the Lord God.

Those guys should be grateful and actively respond to my call for holiday team building.

Then again, the fact that you can have a six-day holiday is all thanks to Broly and me. It was because of my active communication with the gods that Broly's original wish was able to be extended to other goddesses.

And they should all be grateful to my disciple, thanking this child for allowing them to have a weekend and holiday life too!"

"Woo~"

Eris couldn't refute it. The boy's wish was only to benefit Aqua and the angel class, but it was Aqua who argued for it and allowed everyone to have a holiday.

Of course, Aqua also gained the favor of many goddesses because of this, and in the last election, she successfully became the main god who manages the earth world.

Completely freed from the daily job of receiving the souls of the dead, he took on a management position that assigned tasks on a quarterly basis to other goddesses who managed areas of the earth.

The main god who is in charge of governing a prosperous world is a powerful figure even in heaven.

If she wanted to abuse her power for personal gain, it would be something that other goddesses or angels could not refuse, not to mention that Aqua had so many outrageous actions.

An understanding of the reasons for the mortals' team building in the lower world can completely shut up all the goddesses or angels. Even if the Lord of Heaven, the God, knew about it, he would probably applaud Aqua for being an excellent main god who is dedicated and considerate of mortals.

What are the celestial elites? These are the celestial elites. Meeting Broly has made Aqua’s career as a priest even more prosperous.

"Why do I feel like there are a lot of dark sides in the heavens?"

Listening to Aqua's team-building plan, Huihui rolled her eyes and started complaining.

"Hmm~"

Darkness and Wiz nodded in unison. It meant that Youyou went to the kitchen to add more food to Broly, otherwise she would have to be one of the nodding members.

"Ha, what bullshit are you talking about? How is this dark? Isn't this just normal workplace behavior?"

Aqua heard it and looked at the group of people outside the heavenly system with some contempt.

"Lord Eris, is this what the workplace in heaven is like?"

Darkness asked her goddess of luck.

"Well, that's not the case. It's just that Aqua-senpai's personal style is quite special."

Most goddesses in heaven are the embodiment of kindness, and goddesses like Aqua are indeed rare.

It feels like a Husky mixed in with a group of golden retrievers and became the leader.

However, although Aqua's work style is a bit rough, she is indeed the best in the heaven in terms of efficiency in executing the heaven's orders.

This is also the reason why she was able to get the position of Water Goddess before meeting Broly. Her strong execution efficiency, although it is a bit flawed.

Of course, after I got promoted and no longer had to worry about the details of some of the things below, this problem was well compensated by other attentive goddesses and angels.

Come to think of it, when I was in Celestial Academy, I was asked by Aqua to be the goddess' assistant (cow horse). Was I also an important member who made up for Aqua's shortcomings?

Well, it's hard to go into detail about this, because if you do, it might make it even more uncomfortable for herself, who was assigned to this world as a management goddess because her previous academy grades were poor because she was too busy with the tasks assigned by Aqua-senpai.

"it is good."

Broly did not reject the good intentions of his goddess master who wanted to use his power for personal gain to organize a celestial team-building event in order to find a possible goddess or angel wife for himself.

After eating and drinking and helping Youyou wash the dishes, it was time for everyone to take a shower and bath together. Except for Eris who was too embarrassed to join in, everyone else took off their clothes naturally in the changing room in front of the bathroom.

Well, the figures of Master Aqua and Sensei Wiz haven't changed much.

However, this is normal.

A lich undead, considered a corpse.

A celestial goddess may have a longer lifespan than some worlds.

On the other hand, Youyou, who has entered the growth period, has some obvious changes in her body. She is bigger and rounder now. She is the type of daughter-in-law who is easy to give birth to and can deliver naturally.

However, Broly only looked for a while, then ran to Huihui's side and looked at her carefully.

"What are you doing?!"

Even though she had seen everything she needed to see, and had even been scrubbed by the boy, Huihui still felt uncomfortable being stared at by Broly, and could not help but glare back.

“Mei Hui, you lied to me!”

Broly said.

"Ah, what did I lie to you about?"

The genius Crimson Demon girl looked at the boy with some confusion.

"You said before that you were the type of person who suddenly grew up when you reached a certain age, but that's not the case with you at all, because I found that you have grown."

Broly accused.

"Hey, where, where have I grown up?!"

Hearing this, Huihui was a little surprised and asked quickly.

"You have hair growing here."

Broly said as he pointed out the growth.

"Broly, you're going to die!"

Huihui kicked the boy angrily. She would rather nothing grew there.

「Damn it, I really envy Aqua and Wiz……」

Because the bodies of those two people were relatively clean and smooth.

"I'm talking to you seriously about this. Someone gave me a notebook of knowledge on this subject. It's obvious that yours is a bit messy. You need to tidy it up."

Huihui blushed, thought about it, and did not refuse.

Outside, Eris was in a daze.

But suddenly, a figure ran over in front of him.

"Eh?!"

Broly took the scissors and went back to the bathroom, leaving Lady Luck in the living room with her face red and her fingers exposed.

“Click, click~”

Broly works part-time as a gardener, and not only provides pruning services to Huihui, but also to Darkness and Yunyun.

“Oh, it’s very smooth.”

"Yeah, and this length is just right, it won't feel prickly."

Darkness and Yunyun, who also kept their hair trimmed, praised Broly's trimming skills.

“Is it really that good?”

Huihui was a little skeptical.

"Don't question me, you who don't take care of yourself. Too short a length will cause itching, and it will also make the new growth thicker and harder, but this is just right." Darkness said.

"Well, it still feels soft, and it won't be too long to cause health problems."

Youyou echoed.

"Oh, mortals are so good that they can actually enjoy this kind of trimming service. Unlike me, my body itself has a purifying effect and I don't have any need for this."

Aqua's words seemed to be full of envy, but in fact they were a bit boastful.

Huihui puffed up her cheeks and turned to ask the lich lady who didn't dare to get too close to Aqua: "Wiz, you won't have this problem of growing hair?"

"I am a lich. My body's development has long been stagnant. And, even if it wasn't stagnant, I was originally a white tiger."

Wiz answered.

"Damn hairless party~"

Huihui was a little resentful, while Youyou was a little envious.

"Thick hair helps preserve body odor."

Darkness, on the other hand, looked at Aqua and Wiz with some sympathy.

Aqua and Wiz: “…”

"What kind of perverted statement is this? Are you going to go up to Broly and smell him carefully every time he grows hair?"

Aqua questioned.

"Ha, how is that possible? I definitely don't like to smell something that has a strong fishy smell after excessive sweating during exercise and not taking a shower for a few days!"

Darkness protested loudly, but judging by her blushing face and heavier breathing, this was probably her delusion and true desire.

Unfortunately, she forgot that Broly was a naive child. He remembered her words and took them seriously. He decided in his heart that if he grew hair in the future, he must get rid of it in time.

"By the way, everyone, I have just learned a set of fingering techniques that can bring great pleasure to your body. Who of you wants to try it?"

Broly asked.

"fingering?"

"hapiness?"

The women looked at each other.

"Broly, were you taught some unorthodox things by the guys from the first two worlds?"

Aqua asked nervously.

"No, they are all serious techniques."

Broly denied it, he felt that what he learned was quite useful.

"Whose proper fingering technique can bring us happiness?"

Huihui didn't believe it at all and thought that the boy's fingering method was definitely not proper.

"Then let me try!"

Darkness said.

"No, no, no, I'd better try this kind of fingering first!"

Darkness didn't win over Aqua, but let Aqua go first.

"Come on, Broly, let me see what devious things the guys from the first two worlds taught you."

Aqua was lying on the bathing bed with her arms and legs spread out.

"I told you, it's serious stuff."

Broly corrected himself once more, ignoring the somewhat overly revealing lying posture of his goddess-master, and pointed out his fingers, roaming over various pressure points.

"That's it?"

Aqua was stunned when she was touched. Things seemed to develop differently from what she expected. Her disciple actually used a very proper acupoint-pressing finger technique, which even incorporated the bath scrubbing technique she taught him.

"But it's not just this. After I finish ordering, the feeling will completely explode."

Broly nodded seriously.

The circulation of qi and blood in Aqua's body is somewhat different from that of normal people.

However, he has already mastered the principle of the Finger of Bliss, and some changes have occurred, so he can now adapt to the situation.

"Ha, this is not even as good as my bath-scrubbing skills!"

Aqua felt a little contemptuous of what others taught her disciples. This finger technique was too serious and did not excite her at all.

But slowly, as Broly sensed her body's qi and blood and constantly adjusted the acupoints he tapped, Aqua gradually felt something.

"Oh, it's just a little fur~"

Aqua is still so arrogant.

But it didn't take long before Broly finished his job and used the Finger of Bliss.

"Bang~"

Suddenly there was a loud bang in the bathroom.

"Ah, I'm going to be purified~"

The appearance of a large amount of high-concentration purification-level holy water made Wiz's body in the bath pale.

"Ah, Miss Weiss is dying!"

Youyou exclaimed.

"Aqua is about to die."

Huihui complained and ran to the water outlet to wash her face with a look of disgust.

"Ah, come to life!"

Broly quickly jumped to the side of the Lich Lady and carried her out of the bathing pool that had turned into a purification pool. He then converted his own Qi into pure life energy, injecting it into the illusory body in his arms, allowing her to breathe heavily and recover.

This sudden change also made Broly realize the danger of the Finger of Bliss, at least it should not be used easily on Master Aqua.

However, it is still OK to use it on other people.

In the living room, Eris looked at the boy and carried out the somewhat weak Miss Lich, who was wrapped in a bath towel.

After Broly explained to her what happened in the bathroom, he asked Eris to help take care of Wiz.

"Ah, you..."

Without waiting for the goddess of luck to refuse, Broly ran back to the bathroom.

Half an hour later, Aqua came out cursing.

Huihui, a mere bastard who only polluted the water, actually looked down on her.

Hell, even if she drinks it directly, it's all top-grade purified water.

"Hey, Eris, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so red?"

Aqua looked at the goddess of luck with a strange expression on the sofa and asked.

Eris: “…”

How could she know that living together as a family would be so exciting? Even the noise in the bathroom almost resulted in a death. Oh no, it should have been the lich's death.

If she agrees to become his wife and joins in tonight, will she also be like Aqua-senpai, and be driven to perform exaggeratedly by the boy's special fingering techniques?
Just now, she felt scared just by listening to Broly, who was carrying the lich lady out, briefly summarizing what happened in the bathroom.

Of course, her happiness level never dropped much, and it was certain that Eris' curiosity was greater than her fear.

Unfortunately, no one gave her an answer. She could only learn from the few words from Darkness and the others that the boy had mastered an amazing massage finger technique.

(End of this chapter)