Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 369: Signing a marriage contract, the Red Demon Clan’s script-killing project!

"Ah, Eris, you took advantage of me?!"

On the morning of the third day, Broly was preparing breakfast with Youyou when he suddenly heard a scream coming from the room.

A group of people ran over to check the situation, and found Aqua in the room holding a quilt, looking angry at being molested, and staring at the white-haired goddess who was a little bit at a loss.

"No, Aqua-senpai, you were the one who insisted on holding me to sleep last night!"

Eris argued.

"How is it possible? It was you who took advantage of my drunkenness to do something bad to me. Woohoo, you have ruined my virginity. I can't get married anymore. You have to take responsibility for this..."

"Ah, but Aqua-senpai, didn't you agree to become your disciple's wife?"

Eris was stunned by Aqua's rebuke and asked back.

"Ha, how can you take a promise to a child seriously? Some adults even promise to return the New Year's money to the children when they grow up, but how many adults actually return it?"

Aqua said confidently.

"Okay, then Aqua-senpai, how do you want me to be responsible?"

Eris felt that she couldn't reason with Aqua, so she could only accept her fate and ask.

"It's simple. You destroyed my innocence, so you must be responsible for me to the end. From now on, you are mine."

Aqua said immediately, and took out the contract with the heaven and handed it to Eris.

"Ah, are you so serious?"

Eris was a little stunned when she saw the Heavenly Contract handed to her.

"Ha, do you think I'm kidding you?"

Aqua rolled her eyes at the guy and asked.

"Well, let me take a look first..."

"What are you looking at? Do you want to get away with it? Hurry up and put your fingerprints on the contract, otherwise I will pull your mat off."

Eris' words were interrupted as Aqua had already rushed over, her hands reaching under the hem of her clothes towards the white-haired goddess' chest.

At this time, some people who heard the noise and ran over to check the situation had gathered in the room. With outsiders present, Eris could only tightly protect the false upright dignity on her chest, blushing as she shouted words of submission.

"I'll press the hand seal, isn't that enough? Senior Aqua, please stop now!"

Aqua then let her go.

"Hurry up and press it for me. Don't play any tricks on me, otherwise, I will go to Eris Church and spread the news that you are a mat goddess!"

Aqua crossed her arms, looked down at the white-haired goddess panting beside her legs and said.

"Oh, I see."

Eris placed her finger on the Celestial Contract. Her divine name appeared on the contract, but the light indicating the contract was concluded did not light up.

Aqua snatched the contract from Eris's hand and walked over to the Saiyan boy who had a complicated expression on his face after hearing what Aqua had just said.

"Broly, Eris has already signed the marriage contract voluntarily. Come on, put your handprint here to make the marriage contract come true!"

With these words, Aqua grabbed Broly's hand and pressed his fingers to the other side.

The moment Broly's fingers touched the contract, this marriage contract from heaven lit up and was immediately established.

“Ah, Aqua-senpai, you…”

"Hehehe, you've fallen into my trap. Now, apart from devoting yourself to my disciple, you can no longer marry anyone else."

The heavens do not forbid goddesses from falling in love, but most of them are relatively pure and will not be easily attracted to mortals.

Once this marriage fidelity contract is signed, it means that the only person Eris can choose from now on is her own disciple.

Aqua, she was really worried about her own disciple and used all kinds of insidious and shameless tricks.

"Senior, you are so despicable!"

There were tears welling up in Eris' eyes.

"So, Master Aqua, your promise to become my wife wasn't a lie, right?"

Broly asked.

"Of course it's not fake, you are my favorite disciple~"

Wearing the dress she wore last night, Aqua reached out and rubbed the boy's head vigorously, then moved closer to Eris to comfort him.

"It has come to this, you have no choice. As the saying goes, since life is like this, you can't resist it, why not just lie down and enjoy it. Don't worry, as long as you keep a low profile, I will let Broly treat you well in the future!"

Aqua made such a promise like a scumbag who had just finished playing. Eris sobbed and seemed to have no choice but to accept it.

However, when it comes to agreeing to become Broly's wife, Aqua tells Eris not to be so hasty to agree. After all, the happiness value at the moment of joining the Crystal Palace is exchanged with happiness points at a ratio of 1:100. If she wants to maximize the benefits and let Broly stay in this world longer, she has to take it slow.

Just like that, within less than three days after Broly returned to this world, Aqua had brought back a not-so-new wife for him.

Even though the means were extremely despicable and even Broly felt that it was not very good, Aqua did not care and said things like "Those who achieve great things should not be fussy about trivial matters" and "Behind every successful man there should be a great wife who fully supports him."

“Also, Eris’ happiness value hasn’t dropped much, which means she’s just shy and not unwilling.

If you meet this type of guy in the future, you should show your manliness and push him down hard, and make things a done deal first!"

The great wife and goddess of wisdom, Aqua, is waving the marriage contract (indenture) in her hand and imparting amazing wisdom to her disciples.

"Broly, don't take Aqua's words seriously. You should at least have a certain level of affection for her before you try to do this."

Others added that the prerequisites for Aqua to execute such an amazingly intelligent strategy are firstly favorability and secondly character. If you encounter the type who would rather die than surrender, forcing them with force will only have the opposite effect.

[I see~]

Little Princess Alice had an excited expression on her face and was actually taking notes nearby.

"Your Highness, you don't need to remember this!"

Guard captain Claire's face was filled with black lines. Her little princess was so adorable that no one would refuse her.

. . . .

After breakfast, a group of people prepared to go to the Crimson Demon Village, and even Wiz was no exception. She wanted to take the monster materials that she had processed yesterday and find the magic item master in the Crimson Demon Village to make them into real objects.

"Can I come along?"

Little Princess Alice asked. She was also a little curious about the hometown of her good friends Huihui and Youyou.

"Of course, but there's nothing fun to do over there in our village."

Youyou nodded and reminded again.

"Yes, there are some projects over there that cheat out-of-town tourists."

Huihui echoed the conversation and directly pointed out the artificial holy sword with gambling conspiracy, the wishing well that had no effect in fulfilling wishes, and the Succubus Tavern without a succubus lady, which were fraudulent projects such as the specialties of the Crimson Demon Village.

Claire's mouth twitched as she listened. She wanted to persuade her little princess not to go to such a wicked place, but Princess Alice waved her hand and said, "I'm just visiting my friend's hometown to relax. I won't be fooled!"

Her confident look made the two guard girls feel helpless and they insisted on going together.

"Eris, you come too."

Aqua dragged the white-haired goddess into the range of the teleportation magic. After Wiz asked everyone if they were ready and received a positive answer, the teleportation magic was activated.

The next moment, nine girls and one boy appeared at the gate of Red Devil Village.

Compared to before, the Red Devil Village has changed a lot.

The original wooden door at the entrance of the village has been replaced by a stone brick door that can only be found in a normal city.

However, the gatekeeper has not changed, he is still the hound of the dark night - Papato.

After meeting Wiz, she felt very familiar with him, but she was tactful enough not to call her auntie anymore.

After seeing Huihui and Youyou, he complained that the two rarely came back to their hometown.

"If we don't make a name for ourselves in the big cities, how can we have the face to return to our hometown?!"

Huihui refuted this.

"So have you guys made it now?"

Papato asked curiously.

"Woo..."

Huihui was speechless. She had no idea how her most stable job now was as a delivery girl in the city.

“I’m still a pharmacy apprentice, Huihui…”

Youyou's mouth was covered.

"My current professional level has reached 49, and I am the top explosion magician!"

Huihui said while playing to her strengths and avoiding her weaknesses.

“As expected of you, Megumin!”

Papato praised, then looked at Broly. "Long time no see, Broly. I heard from the village chief and Mr. Hyozaburo that you and Yunyun and Huihui have had many children outside. Why do you still look like a child?"

"Ok?"

Broly looked at the gatekeeper with confusion.

"Oh, no?"

Papato was a little surprised.

"Damn it, who spread this rumor?"

Huihui immediately grabbed Papato's collar and questioned him.

"Ah, it's Miss Weiss."

"Eh, me?"

“Wiz…”

"Ah, I didn't spread such a rumor!"

It was Wiz's turn to have her collar pulled up, and Miss Lich quickly waved her hands.

"So what did you tell me and Youyou's family when you came here?"

"They didn't say much, except that they occasionally asked about your current life situation."

"Then how did you answer?"

"Well, I just told them that you guys are living a fulfilling life in Axel, Yunyun even cultivated some lovely flowers at home, and Huihui you are always busy for your own happiness, that's all."

Miss Lich told the truth.

From her perspective, fulfillment means being a pharmacy apprentice and working as a delivery person in a magic item store.

But from the perspective of the Crimson Demons, fulfillment equals pregnancy, and nurturing lovely flowers equals nurturing children.

When Piao Sanlang learned the news half a year ago, he and his wife were so moved that they cried.

“This child, Huihui, finally has the responsibility of being a mother…”

After Miss Lich left, he sighed.

Xiaomi knew the truth because she had been to Axel to visit her sister.

But she was young and lacked common sense, and she thought that the flowers that Youyou took care of at home would really bloom and bear fruit and give birth to new babies in the future.

After a conversation with her parents on a different channel, the news came out that Youyou and Huihui were pregnant. When it spread to the whole village, it became that many children had been born.

"So you don't have any children yet!?"

Papato was somewhat disappointed when he learned this.

"Red Devil Village is short of people right now. If you have children in the future, you must bring them back to help!"

As he said this, he opened the village gate and let Broly and the others in.

"Help~"

As soon as they entered the Crimson Demon Village, before they had walked three hundred meters, Broly and the others saw two outsiders who were obviously not from the Crimson Demon Clan, running for their lives and calling for help in the direction of the village road.

"roar~"

Chasing behind them was a terrifying bird with a ferocious appearance.

"It's a gargoyle, Your Highness, be careful~"

The female knight and the magician hurried forward to protect Princess Alice, who was stronger than them.

"Ah, save us!"

When they saw the group of people here, the two outsiders' eyes lit up, as if they saw light in the darkness, and they quickly turned around and ran towards this side.

However, after arriving in front of them, the two men simply bypassed Broly and the others, and left the gargoyles that were chasing them to them.

"Hey, hey, hey, you two guys, are you using us as scapegoats?"

Huihui was a little dissatisfied and started yelling at the two people who were running away.

This practice is just like shifting the blame to someone else.

The two people who were being yelled at ran away without even looking back.

"Clap~"

Before the gargoyle that ran in front of him could even roar, Broly slapped it.

The gargoyle that looked like a strange bird was fanned and its body flew out like a cannonball.

"Boom~"

He fell hard to the ground, making a deep hole, and died instantly.

"Ah, my treasured gargoyle!"

The next moment, an old man with a white beard moved over instantly.

The other party looked at the dead gargoyle on the ground and cried out in pain as if a loved one had died.

"Hey, isn't this the principal?"

Youyou's words stopped the old principal who was about to shout "compensation must be paid". The old principal of the Red Prison Academy pushed his reading glasses, and after seeing clearly that it was Youyou who was speaking and Broly who did the action, he stroked his beard with his hand.

"So he's one of us. I thought I could blackmail him, um, ahem, and get some compensation. But since he's one of us, petrification magic..."

The old principal petrified the gargoyle's body that had been broken into pieces on the ground and prepared to take it back to repair it with special glue.

"Wait, Grandpa Principal, what's going on? Why did your gargoyle come out again?"

Youyou grabbed the old principal who was about to teleport away and asked.

"Youyou, don't you know? This is the latest script-killing experience project launched in our village!"

The old principal asked with some surprise.

"Meihui and I haven't been back to the village for a while."

Youyou explained.

"Hey, is that so?"

The old principal was old and a little confused, but he still explained.

It turned out that since the kingdom’s army advanced to the vicinity of the Crimson Demon Village half a year ago and drove away the surrounding monsters, more and more outsiders have been able to come to the Crimson Demon Village.

In order to increase income for the village, the people of the Red Demon Tribe used their imagination to create many new projects in the village to attract tourists passing by the village.

This script-killing experience project is the most successful and profitable new project of the Red Demon Clan.

"Someone paid for it and wanted to experience the story of a hero saving a beautiful girl from the hands of a gargoyle."

The old principal said so.

"Uh, the two people who just ran over were beauties?"

Huihui asked in shock.

Those two guys who just brought trouble upon themselves don't look that good.

"No, that's the hero who saves the beauty."

The old principal denied it and said again.

"It's just that there was a little mistake in the development of the plot. Those two people couldn't even defeat the weakest gargoyle in my hand. They ran away directly after the encounter. Their speed was so fast that it took only this short time to run from the inn in the center of the village to the village gate!"

The old principal made a gesture of pinching his fingertips to indicate the universe and said.

"Whoosh..."

Just then, a fat man with a big belly ran over.

"How is it, did you record it?"

He stopped beside the old principal and asked while taking a deep breath.

"It's all here. The customer you purchased the service for your friend. We recorded their heroic performance against the gargoyle. However, they failed to save the beautiful girl. Is this really okay? Do you want to do it again?"

The old principal threw a magic stone for taking a photo over and said.

"I don't want a video of me successfully saving a beautiful girl. What I want is a video of me being scared to death by a monster..."

The fat man laughed loudly and left with the photo stone of his friend's embarrassment.

"Our script-killing projects always fail, but for some reason the guests are very satisfied."

The old principal turned around and said.

Everyone: "..."

(End of this chapter)