Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 370 Discount Missionary Method

"Damn it, what are you talking about? It's like experiencing the most realistic story of a hero saving a beautiful girl. Didn't you see that we were almost killed by that monster?"

The guest who had just diverted the trouble was now at the village gate, shouting and cursing at the gatekeeper with the black hound, venting his panic.

"If you're new, just practice more. For example, if there's a gargoyle chasing you, any adventurer with a higher class can easily deal with it!"

Papato responded coldly.

"Ah, if we were high-level professionals, would we have to experience this?!"

This made the two guests, who were being chased and begging for help, even angrier.

“Please rest assured that the personal safety of guests experiencing the script-killing project is guaranteed. When the gargoyles kill, we will naturally come out in time to stop them.

Even if you get injured while running, we have a resident temple priest in our village, and his healing magic can fully heal your injuries."

"Hey, this shabby village has a high priest of the temple?"

The two guests were a little skeptical.

"Of course."

Papato vowed.

"The temple is just west of the village. Guests can go over and take a look. However, if you need treatment, you will have to pay for it yourself."

The dark hound in the cloak added another sentence.

"Damn it, we got injured in your Crimson Demon Tribe experience project, and we still have to pay for the treatment ourselves?"

A guest who had an injured elbow asked with a red face.

"The script-killing experience project in this village is for guests to participate voluntarily. This is the waiver you signed for participating in the hero-saving-the-beauty experience project."

In response, Papato pulled out a waiver that he had prepared in advance, which stated that injuries sustained during the experience should be borne by the guests themselves.

I don't know whether it was intentional or accidental, but next to the waiver letter that was taken out was not another waiver letter, but a paid item for taking a photo of the customer saving the beauty.

"What? You guys recorded our embarrassing moment with the photo stone?"

Seeing this thing, the other guest's expression changed.

"Oh, sorry, I got the wrong one."

Papato realized it later and wanted to take back the paid photo-taking program book, but his hand was grabbed.

"say clearly."

"Well, of course."

"What about the photo stone?"

"It has been handed over to the guest who paid for your experience."

Hearing this, the two guests at the village gate changed their expressions, and finally realized that their friend's enthusiastic invitation to come to the Red Devil Village to experience the story of a hero saving a beauty was a big trap.

The two men gnashed their teeth and talked about settling accounts with the fat guy, while Papato was actively promoting his village's script-killing experience project.

What they said is that if there are friends around these two who need to experience this kind of project, and they also need to record the heroic photos of their friends saving the beauty, they can also recommend them to come to Red Devil Township.

"If you recommend it to a regular customer, you can get a 20% discount, and you can also pay for this service for your friends and family, including signing a waiver."

After hearing this, the two guests immediately paid for the new script-killing experience service, bought a Monster Rampage script-killing experience project for their good friend who was still in the village, and booked the ultra-clear photo stone recording service.

"Original price 30W Eris, current price 24W Eris, thank you for your patronage~"

Huihui and others who were coming over to settle the score with Dongyin and the other two were stunned after seeing this scene.

"Is this okay?"

"Of course you can. The main purpose of our village's script-killing experience project is to build deeper relationships between people. Guests can pay for their friends, thereby engaging in passionate interactions of friendship!"

The old headmaster of the Crimson Demon Clan stroked his beard and said with a little pride.

"Principal, are you sure it's a passionate interaction of friendship, not a passionate interaction of friendship ending?"

Youyou was a little skeptical.

"Ahem, friendship that cannot stand the test is not friendship. Similarly, other feelings that cannot stand the test are not feelings either."

The old principal said as he looked away subconsciously.

"What other feelings are there?"

Darkness asked curiously.

"For example, in love, in times of crisis, the client can stand up for the female companion and thus demonstrate his masculinity."

Papato then answered Darkness's question.

"What's the result?"

Little Princess Alice asked out of curiosity.

“In order to better demonstrate the masculinity of our guests, we specially released the petrified griffin over there.

However, the young nobleman who purchased this service was a little weak-minded. Faced with a griffin (a monster that even high-level professionals might not be able to defeat alone), he simply abandoned the girl he loved and ran away.

However, we succeeded in bringing about a love story in the end. The abandoned noble girl successfully fell in love with the young male guard who saved her. I heard that she has eloped with the young male guard now. "

Papato's words made everyone present look at each other in bewilderment, and the two injured guests looked at each other, and no one knew what they were thinking, and they paid another sum of money.

"I have a friend who has a lover who is my childhood sweetheart. I want to give them a gift of true love to celebrate their relationship!"

"Sending gifts is fake, the real reason is that you want to break people up, right?!"

Huihui immediately complained about the sinister intentions of this stranger.

"Relationships that cannot stand the test are not really relationships at all. If it were me, I would protect her even if I died!"

With this resolute tone, the man seemed to be demonstrating his true feelings for his childhood sweetheart, but when the time came, the man carefully asked Papato.

"Well, are you sure that the script-killing experience project in your village will not kill customers?"

"Not really, but if you want to show off your manliness to your guests, you're bound to get hurt."

"Isn't there a high priest of the temple stationed in your village?"

“The other party’s charges are more expensive.”

"Oh, expensive. My family runs a jewelry store. I have never known what expensive means..."

. . . .

"Hey, you broke your leg. If you want to fix it, you need to pay 2.4 million Eris."

"Ah, I just broke my leg. In other city temples, the maximum cost for healing this injury is 200,000 Eris!"

“Ha, then you can go to another city temple for treatment, but don’t blame me for not reminding you that if you delay treatment for your leg injury, even if it is cured later, you may become a cripple.

Customer, you don’t want to become a cripple just to save money, do you? ” “Can you make it cheaper?”

"Of course you can. As long as you sign this agreement, you and I will be brothers and sisters. We will only charge 10% off the medical expenses of brothers and sisters, and we will even give you a discount. You just need to pay 200,000 Eris. Come on, my dear guest, do you want to join our sect and become one of us?"

When they arrived at the temple, Broly and the others saw a blonde priestess who was quoting an extremely high medical fee to a customer with a leg injury, and then she offered a discounted fee for joining the church, trying to force the customer in front of her to sign a church agreement.

And everyone seemed to have seen this style of work in the morning.

Looking towards the temple, as expected, the religion stationed in the Scarlet Demon Village is exactly Aqua's sect in this world - Axis.

The starting price for skin injuries is NT$100,000, while slightly more serious injuries will cost NT$1 million. If you don't want to pay such an exorbitant amount of medical expenses, you have to join the church and become an Axis follower.

“By believing in the great goddess of water, Aqua-sama, you can enjoy a 10% discount on intimate treatment from the beautiful Saint Cecily-sama, the branch of the Axis Church in Scarlet Devil Village~”

Seeing a group of guests coming, a female priest hurried forward and handed over a flyer with a picture. On the flyer, the female priest looked sweet and charming, like an angel in white.

But look at that rude woman over there holding the membership agreement, pressing forward step by step, forcing customers who cannot afford the high medical expenses to join the cult, just like a black-hearted loan company forcing good women into prostitution.

Everyone: "..."

"Ahahaha, you are worthy of being my loyal and lovely believers!"

Aqua put her hands on her hips and laughed smugly.

“How about it, my dear guests, are you interested in joining the cult? If you join our Axis cult now, we will also give you a ticket to the Holy Sword of the Crimson Demons, our partner, a dinner at the Underwear Tavern, and a ticket to the mixed bathing hot spring at the Succubus Hot Spring Inn~”

The female missionary was very active in promoting the Akusis religion, and the free gifts she mentioned were all the projects that the local girl from the Crimson Demon Clan mentioned before coming here to defraud foreign tourists. Although some of the names had been changed, they were obviously the same kind of stuff.

"Excuse me, I am from the Eris Cult..."

"Bah, you bastards from the Eris Cult, you're wasting my time!"

Before Eris could finish her words, someone nearly spat on her shoes. The female missionary, who had originally looked gentle and amiable, revealed a disgusted expression as if she was looking at trash.

"Ah, how could you do this? We of the Eris Cult..."

Seeing this, Darkness stepped forward immediately to protect her goddess. Well, it seemed wrong. She just wanted to be looked at as trash, but she started to falter under the priestess's gaze, showing a look of enjoying it.

"My name is Aqua, and I am the goddess of the Axis Church. My disciples are also members of the Axis Church."

"Oh, so you're a fellow church member. However, calling yourself a goddess is disrespectful. Of course, the great and merciful Aqua-sama will definitely not punish you for this."

"Uh, I'm really Aqua, your goddess."

"Yes, they look very similar. Your COS costume of the Water Goddess is simply amazing. We already know your admiration for the goddess. Here are some tickets for our cooperation with the Red Demons. They are all for you and your disciple, this little brother who is also a fellow church member."

The followers of Axis were rude to the followers of Eris, but they were very enthusiastic towards their fellow Axis members.

After a while, Aqua and Broly's hands were stuffed with a bunch of commercial tickets for the cooperation between the Axis Church stationed in the Crimson Demon Village and the Crimson Demons.

"I'll tell you a secret. The Red Demon Tribe's script-killing experience program is very dangerous. These people are a bit sick in the head, and they use extremely dangerous monsters. If you don't want to experience thrills, it's best not to buy this service. Also, be alert to the possibility that others may buy this service for you."

The priestess came closer and quietly reminded Aqua, Broly and the others that hanging out in the Scarlet Devil Village was a risky activity.

"Hey, I can hear you!"

Huihui complained.

"Oh, we are all family. Don't mind it too much. After all, if someone pays for the high cost of the temple's treatment, we, the Axis Church, and you, the Crimson Demons, will split the bill in half."

The priestess left somewhat embarrassed.

"What do you call this? Collusion and conspiracy?"

Miss Lich tilted her head.

"What do you mean by collusion? This is clearly a powerful alliance!"

Aqua rolled her eyes at her.

In this world, two groups with mental problems have started to cooperate.

However, the Axis Church believed that the Crimson Demons had mental problems and did not recruit them into the church.

Instead, they cooperated with them. The Crimson Demons' dangerous projects were responsible for causing casualties, while the Akusis Church was responsible for healing the wounded.

Of course, we did not forget to preach while we were healing. Those who did not accept the preaching would have to pay extra for treatment.

So far, in the Crimson Demon Township area where there are many dangerous monsters, apart from the sects like Akusis, whose archbishop is Master Sad Wind, who can communicate with monsters in an intimate way and even make some high-level monsters feel fearful, no other sects have come to this place to preach, let alone build a temple here so that the glory of God can shine on this dangerous area.

"My dear guest, your arm is injured."

"Well, it's just a superficial wound."

"Even if it's just a superficial wound, it needs to be treated properly."

The other two guests have been targeted, and the one whose family runs a jewelry store and who has never known anything expensive has been enthusiastically dragged into the Akusis temple by the priestess.

"Great goddess of water Aqua, please grant your blessing and heal the wounds of this lost lamb before you."

It's no wonder that the priest of the Axis cult was very proficient in hydrotherapy magic. The wound on the man's arm healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Thank you for your patronage. Four hundred thousand eris."

"What? You want me to pay you 400,000 for this injury?"

"This is a divine art. If the customer cannot afford it, they can choose to join the sect. We will charge a fee of 40,000."

"Ah, this, but I haven't agreed to you treating my injuries just now?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Cecily, the golden-haired priestess of the Axis branch who had already recruited people to the sect, immediately jumped over.

“You bastard, are you trying to blame the Axis Cult?”

"Ah, you are unreasonable!"

"Ha, I just want to ask, have your injuries been healed?"

"Uh, yes."

"Then is there anything wrong with us taking your money?"

"But I was pulled in to treat my injuries."

"I don't care. Anyway, the injury has been treated, so you have to pay. If you don't have the money to pay the bill, then you should choose to join the church. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you, a bastard. Got it?"

The Saint of the Axis Church pulled the man by the collar with a stern face, and came closer to him, with a ferocious expression, warning him.

"Hey, hey, hey, Aqua, your followers are preaching like this, why don't you do anything about it?"

Huihui asked.

"Oh, who cares? Isn't this a very good way of preaching?"

Aqua looked at her with some confusion.

(End of this chapter)