I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 100 You are the real "Black Cat Man"!
"Director Xiao, they asked the Municipal Bureau to help restrain the boss of 'Creative Ability', but the Municipal Bureau passed the buck to us."

"When they fart, just let them fart."

Xiao Yuanyin had a year that was not too tiring, as the case was quickly closed. It was about the infighting within the "Yun Zhong Hui", the "dog-eat-dog" situation among dynamic social groups, and the uneven distribution of spoils within the Classical Xiangtang Society.

This is not a group attack, and it has nothing to do with the students of a certain university in my city or district.

We are all victims.

Calm.

And because of the "masculine mass pounce of men at Qunying Bridge on New Year's Eve", Canglong District has reached its most peaceful and prosperous time in decades.

After all, no normal person would want to be hacked to death just for going out to watch lanterns.

Normal people think this way, and petty thieves think this way too.

The word on the street is that the "Little Prince of Jianye Double Swords" is a man who is indiscriminate and will chop off people's heads if he doesn't like them.

Very perverted.

As for "Axe King of Heroes Bridge", "Cat-Headed Dual Blade Man" and "Unparalleled Black Cat Man", they are all talking about the same thing.

"Ah...heh."

He yawned and thought about another day. New year, new atmosphere. It would be best if every day was peaceful and uneventful. Director Xiao likes this state now.

I am a little lazy and idle, but I am healthy and have no disasters. Everything is going well.

As for the brother over there being disgusted by someone every day...

Director Xiao also had something to say. Let's suffer for a while, brothers. It's the Canglong District Branch that will bear the blame!

"By the way, Xiao Chen, is Boss Li still in his hometown?"

"Looking at the IP address shown on Weibo, I should still be in my hometown."

"That's good."

Director Xiao looked relieved. "I really hope he never comes back. Why did he come to Jianye to study at university? Wouldn't he be able to study art at Huating Drama Academy?"

"Maybe he prefers duck blood vermicelli?"

"Well, that makes sense."

Director Xiao also likes to eat, so on the second night of the Chinese New Year, he took out his mobile phone to see if he could order takeout. It turned out that only "Kai K Feng F Cai C" was still open, so he had to ask Xiao Chen to make a bowl of "Spicy Beef Noodles".

I closed my eyes and opened them again, muddling through the days, and that’s how I muddled through the third day of the New Year.

On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, after checking Weibo for a while, Director Xiao saw that Li Jie's account IP address was still in Pingjiang. He was very pleased.

Just hold on a little longer, for three more days, and businesses will be open all over the country.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, the God of Wealth is welcomed and it is quite lively everywhere. In addition, the reputation of "Fairy Ape" has been bad after three days of release, and "Roaring Sky Dog Li Jie" has become one of the very lucky hot searches today.

Director Xiao wondered if Li Jie had ever played a dog?!
Young man, with your skills, you can play Erlang Shen, one of the Four Heavenly Kings. You want to play a dog?

This "Fairy Monkey"... I have to go see what it's about.

When Director Xiao was off duty, he took his wife and children to watch a bad movie. Although it was a bad movie, there were quite a lot of people watching it. Lu Xiaoguan's business ability was still online.

Although this is his big screen debut and it was directed very quickly, it does not prevent it from being a bucket of "popcorn" that is rotten but still worth chewing.

It's a love story between a monkey and a fairy, and of course there's also some soft pornography, the kind that sells male chastity.

Director Xiao's wife praised the figure of "White Dog God Ao" repeatedly, which made Director Xiao a little jealous. He wondered if his wife would still be able to praise him if she saw the scene where "White Dog God Ao" took on fifty people and killed them all.

When Xiao Yuanyin was about to take a nap in the cinema, his cell phone vibrated. He took it out and glanced at it. Director Xiao became nervous and leaned to the side and whispered, "Wife, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Do you know where it is?"

"I know."

Director Xiao shrank out of the screening room and made a phone call in the corridor: "Xiao Chen, what's going on?"

"The group of people who came out to riot in Hexi at night, the patrol car tried to block them but failed. They were also firing 'rapids', but after entering Hexi Park Road, they were not seen coming out. The patrol car went in and found that they were all stripped naked and tied to trees..."

"..."

It is a good thing that the "ghost fire old middle-aged and young people" were caught for street bombing, but it is a little less meaningful if they are not caught by their own people. Especially this group of "ghost fire old middle-aged and young people" in Hexi are quite well-connected. Although they are not members of the "official guardian", they have some connections. The local officials have to be local people.

Director Xiao is quite annoyed by these trivial matters.

Now I’m not annoyed anymore. It’s okay, I guess. I’m still happy, but it’s not perfect.

If the strength of our own people in the bureau is the same, we would have to applaud.

In fact, the patrol cars were more or less let off some slack. As long as the "ghost fire old, middle-aged and young people" did not cause any major trouble, the principle of catching the big ones and letting the small ones go was still followed.

Unfortunately, things are different this time.

There is also the “Houlang” Weibo!

Especially that beast Li Jie, who again and again posted @police on Weibo: Hello, rat, rat, do you think the rats in Jianye are powerful?
Family members, who understands? A fan accidentally passed by Hexi Park in Canglong District and took a photo of the Canglong Branch still catching "ghost fires" on the fifth day of the New Year. Thank you @建邺警察 for silently guarding our beautiful home!
Li Jie's Weibo post is quite impressive, especially when "Fairy Ape" was released. As soon as he appeared, "Ten Years of Black Fans" replied "Xie Ge'er acted well", "Xie Ge'er acted well", "Xie Ge'er acted in his true colors"...

This Weibo post was different. The “Ten-Year Anti-Fan” wanted to comment immediately, but when he saw the picture and text, he was shocked and his hands shook, so he posted a “dog head”.

"Scared of [the dog's head]."

"Afraid of [dog head]. +1"

"Afraid of [dog head]. +2"

……

The newly added message board on the official homepage of "Black Cat Cop" can jump to the "Creative Ability" official forum, and the messages in the forum section will be synchronized to the official homepage of "Black Cat Cop".

There is a message wishing pool inside asking "What wish do you want 'Black Cat Man' to help you fulfill?"

No matter how you look at it, it's an official event and there's nothing strange about it.

However, a little boy from Jianye made a wish. Unlike other unfilial kids who wished to get rich and live a long life during the Spring Festival, this was a serious wish.

"Black Cat Man, on the way to work, my dad was hit by someone riding a bicycle very fast. He was injured once. Can you help..."

There is a complete incident, the two parties involved, and the location where the incident occurred. So what remains is for "Black Cat Man" to investigate whether such a thing really happened.

I saw it was real, so I lurked in the local "Knight Forum" in Jianye and did a quick search for the embodiment of justice and handsomeness... a counselor named Guo from Jianye Art College.

Brother Guo casually asked in the student group and found out about the small circle of "Ghost Fire Old, Middle-aged and Young People" hanging out.

We all agreed to set off fireworks on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year at Hexi Park Road to welcome and see off the God of Wealth, hoping that they would get a super hybrid motorcycle this year.

Damn, the heavy motorcycle is so cool~
But no one expected that the "Black Cat Man" would suddenly appear, and everyone was thrown to the ground, and everyone was naked!
"Black Cat Man" has no other hobby except whipping the "Old Will-O'-Ghost", "Middle-aged Will-O'-Ghost", "Young Will-O'-Ghost" and "Young Will-O'-Ghost" severely with a whip.

After being beaten until his skin was torn and flesh was exposed, he disappeared without a trace.

then……

Then the child’s wish came true.

However, all the credit goes to the Zanglong District Police Department, after all, there are pictures and the truth.

Li Jie’s Weibo posts are now forwarded a lot. After all, the “ten-year black fan” and the “new fan who doesn’t know the truth” may be different in other aspects, but the mentality of watching the fun and not minding the trouble cannot be said to be exactly the same, but can only be said to be completely consistent.

Those who have not been in Jianye or have not paid attention to all of Li Jie's updates will only have an illusion when seeing Li Jie's Weibo posts: Oh, this star is pretty good.

After paying attention for a long time, it is impossible to have an illusion. You will explode after just one look, and then smile obscenely: Hey~~
"What Crab Brother said is absolutely right, thank you, you @Jianye Police @Canglong Police Station are the real 'Black Cat Man' of Jianye!"

“I am touched, no words needed!”

"No need for more salt! You must eat and drink well during the Chinese New Year! @Jianye Police"

"Why did you @Jianye Police instead of @Police? I see the blogger has always been @Police? What's going on?"

"Can the new guy learn some manners? Is this something you can @? Crab brother, bite it!"

At the police station, the unlucky guy on duty doesn't really want to see off the God of Wealth. Putting aside other things, can he send away the "Roaring Sky Dog" named Li first?

Every time I open the backend, I feel dizzy. How can I work properly?

　Third update.

　　There are still 40 votes to go to the fifth place in the new book monthly ticket list, oh, not bad~~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)