I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 99 Black Cat Man, go!

Li Jie is not interested in breaking Mr. Yang's legs now. He wants to break Mr. Yang's arms now.

I just don't know which is Mr. Yang's dominant hand.

So on the first day of the Lunar New Year, after eating yesterday’s leftovers with his two “wives”, Li went shopping on the street while @Daye Film and Television Chairman Yang Ying and @Luzhou Police: Mr. Yang, are you left-handed or right-handed?
"Happy New Year, Brother Xie. Have you heard Wang Tianxian's song "Welcome the Spring with Laughs"? I think you can sing a cover of it, Brother Xie."

"Hey, hey, here we come, brothers. 'Laughing to Welcome the Spring' has been on the new song hot search list early in the morning. The fans of 'Wang Tianxian' have finally gotten rid of their anger. Congratulations, congratulations..."

"What the hell? Why aren't you guys talking about what Crab Brother posted?"

"Fear."

"Afraid +1"

It’s been two days, and now the gory section of the internationally renowned video website “Porn-next”, with all its cuts and plasma films, is a bit lacking in substance.

In addition to the short video of ruthless killing on the battlefield, "Jianye Double Swords Prince.avi" directly topped the weekly hot search list.

The second one is “Jianye Gongyuan Street Axe King.avi”.

In short, while the new fans are still confused, no one in the “Ten Years of Black Fans” group dares to disrespect “Crab Brother”.

Don't you die?

If you keep pushing me, I will sentence you to "high treason".

Li Jie, who finally had the style of a "godfather", was very proud and directly sent a red envelope of 20 yuan to the group.

In a group of 3,000 people, when fighting over 20 yuan, no one complains about the group leader being stingy. Instead, they all thank the "group leader for being generous and generous". The main point is flexibility.

The rebellious sons of the telephone poles all said in their respective small groups that "Crab Brother" must have mutated.

"@All members, why haven't we heard any news about Second Young Master Yang these days? Not even a single report? Is he no longer in Luzhou?"

Li Jie called out in the group, and then a group member with the ID "Hu La Tang De Jin Er" first sent a "weak" emoticon, and then said: "Brother Xie, do you want to chat privately?"

"What?! Lao Hu, the comrades have already made it clear in advance. You will bear the consequences at your own risk."

"Get lost, you're putting pressure on Lao Hu. But I also have something to say, Crab Brother, I'm not familiar with Lao Hu."

"..."

Li Jie didn't bother to pay attention to them and sent a message to "Hu La Tang De Jin Er": "Old Hu, do you have any news?"

"It's hard to say, but my dad's workplace has not been very busy recently, and he even vacated a whole building. I wouldn't have thought too much about it if you hadn't mentioned it, but now that I think about it, it's very likely that Yang Ying is here. How about I ask my dad about it?"

"Don't."

Li Jie quickly stopped him, "This time is different from last time, don't get involved."

"Fuck, Crab Brother, from what you said, the one at Luzhou Renshou Hospital last time...was it really you?"

"I am born with divine power."

"..."

"Your father works at Kaihuang Sanatorium, right?"

"Ah."

"Alright, that's all. I won't look for you or call you, and I'll delete the private messages later."

"No way, Crab Brother, did you eat thousand-year-old ginseng?"

"It's said that I was born with supernatural powers."

"..."

Because of the "hot spicy soup" incident, Li Jie suddenly got an idea and once again @ all members in the group: "I want to make an official forum for 'Huluxia'. Is there anyone willing to take the job? The price is negotiable."

"Brother Crab, you didn't mention any functional requirements?"

"The requirement is that fans of 'Huluxia' can make a wish..."

"Then I hope the next surgery will be successful."

"Why don't you make a wish to be resurrected with full health and full mana? You just wish for good things every day."

Li Jie did not reveal his intentions, but we have known each other for more than ten years, and all the black fans who are still alive know what evil this guy is up to.

There is no doubt that "Brother Crab" is about to show up and cause trouble.

"Brother Guo" even asked Li Jie: "Do you still want to test the waters in Luzhou or Jianye first?"

"Hey~~"

"What the hell, can you please stop doing this every day? If you die, your copyright income will be confiscated. Why don't you make a will and say that if you die, you will leave the copyright income to your ten-year loyal fans!"

The words are righteous and stern, and the justice is awe-inspiring.

"You've been a die-hard fan for ten years, are you still barking at me now? I won't leave my fame in the world nor any benefits for you. Get lost." Then Li Jie withdrew directly, because "Brother Guo" reminded him that he could just do a "pilot project" first.

Anyway, I have already done two jobs in Luzhou, so there seems to be nothing wrong in doing it again.

Catman is in action!

Man!!!!
Li Jie suddenly found the source of happiness from the "Ten Years of Black Fans" group, and he knew that there were still bugs in the dog system that could be exploited.

[Host: Li Jie]

[Works: "The Greatness of the Sky", "Only Mom is Good in the World", "Orchid Grass"...]

[Talent: Acting 38, Singing 25...]

【Reputation value: 234484848 (+1487448)】

Judging from the changes in "reputation value", the fixed reputation value has increased by about one million, and the floating reputation value is a little more, almost one and a half million.

But this is not the point. The point is that Student Li found himself in a misunderstanding.

Who the hell stipulated that one has to follow the arrangements of the dog system in order to increase reputation?

If we don't film "Black Cat Cop", will the reputation of "Black Cat Cop" be gone?
Of course, the foundation is definitely "Black Cat Man", which is the cornerstone.

But now "Black Cat Cop" is not broadcast yet, "Black Cat Cop" can still generate reputation points.

"The Little Prince of Jianye Twin Swords.avi" is no better than a serious promotional video.

So after listening to the nonsense from the “Ten Years of Black Fans” group, Boss Li was inspired and felt that he could totally find his own “Alfred”.

There is no "Bruce Wayne" in Luzhou or Jianye, but that does not mean there cannot be a "Bruce Lee".

Hey, hey, hey!
"Black Cat Man" is here!

At this time, Li Jie quickly called Chen Pi and asked him to help find a machinery factory that was not doing well.

Chen Pi, who brought his "goddess" home for the New Year this year, was shocked when he heard this and quickly sent a voice message: "Master Li, what are you doing?"

"Xiao Pi, don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask. Help me find it first. I have something else to ask Wang Bo."

After giving Chen Pi the task, Li Jie first sent a message to "1000cc Zhi Shi Lang": "Brother Wang, if the hybrid motorcycle maintains its power, can its range reach kilometers?"

"Just install a set of high-density solid-state batteries and a secondary fuel tank." Wang Bo replied quickly. He spent the New Year in Jianye this year. His wife and children were all there. It was a rare time for them to be together and he was very happy. "No, Mr. Li, why does a hybrid motorcycle need such a long range? Who can ride 2,000 kilometers in one go?"

"Which solid-state battery is better to buy?"

"They are about the same. It's amazing that the civilian version has doubled. The current industrial trial production of high-energy solid-state batteries is only 720 yuan, which is not much better than the civilian version of 51520 yuan. It's not difficult to make this thing big, but it's difficult to make it small. Those who have this technology are all partners of the Ministry of National Defense. If you really want to take into account both endurance and power, you can start with the hub motor. 20,000 or 30,000 revolutions are enough, but it's easy to spiral out of control. Too many people die every year from random modifications. A little bit of power can increase the price to 31320 yuan, which is beyond the limit of most humans. So now the inspection is strict, and only professional clubs are still trying."

Wang Bo was afraid that Li Jie would change from "Black Cat Knight" to "Civet Cat Knight", so he reminded Li Jie not to joke with his life, and that it is better to trust the limits of the human body when it comes to folk modifications.

After all, when the speed reaches over 200 kilometers per hour, it is like taking off just by adding wings, not to mention the speed of 380 or 340 kilometers. "Flying close to the ground" is not something that a normal rider can do.

Although Wang Bo is not unaware that his boss is pretty awesome, he still hopes that Boss Li can live a long life. If he really wants to commit suicide, please wait until Boss Li retires.

In fact, there are some special power sources that can also ensure endurance and power, but Wang Bo did not mention them because they are too troublesome and may easily cause noises like natural gas explosions.

As I said, he really hopes that Boss Li will live a long life, and he really does hope so.

But Boss Li obviously didn't hear a word he said. As the saying goes, danger follows like a shadow, and I am just pretending to be as cool as the wind.

"Brother Wang, change it to something more powerful for me!"

"..."

Wang Bo didn't want to talk, but after Li Jie sent him a big red envelope, "1000cc Zhishilang" directly replied: "It's a great red envelope."

Decisive and without hesitation.

Anyway, before the boss spirals into heaven, just believe that he will live a long life.

Live life, face it with a smile.

As for what the boss would do, that was not something Wang Bo could control. Anyway, when he first came, in addition to treating him to delicious food and drinks, he also said that he would treat Young Master Yang Er to some "good juice".

Now it is rumored on the Internet that both legs of Mr. Yang were broken, so what else is there to say.

Boss Li is awesome!
"Brother Jie, why are you so happy all of a sudden?"

Su Mengyao, who was chewing a candied haws, noticed that Li Jie was in a particularly good mood and immediately looked excited. Could it be that Brother Jie finally discovered that she was playing "vacuum play" today?

Su Mengyao, with a shy face, waited for Brother Jie to tease her, but Brother Jie just lowered his voice and said excitedly: "Because 'Black Cat Man' is taking action!"

"..."

Yaoyao was unhappy, but she had a good idea. She would go back and let the "Black Cat Man" severely torture this little greedy cat.

　Second update!

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