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Chapter 380: Stewed Insoles Are Delicious

Tan Wenjie took out all the money.

When others are performing hard, of course he has to cooperate.

But in the other party's surprised eyes, he put the money away again, rushed to the boatman, raised his hand to grab the other party's neck, and pressed his head into the water.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!"

Lift the person up and push him down again.

This was repeated three times, and only after making sure that the other person had really drunk enough and quenched his thirst, he was picked up and thrown onto the boat.

He is the only one who robs others, no one can rob him.

Tan Wenjie pointed at the cloth shoes on the other person's feet and asked, "Do you know any other tricks besides this one?"

"No, no!" The boatman shook his head in horror, "I only know this one."

Hit the iron plate.

When ordinary people saw the cloth shoes turning into a carp, they would have knelt down and begged for mercy, and there was no need to show the next step.

Moreover, using magic to blackmail is very scary, okay? Who would not call for help from gods and kowtow to beg for mercy after seeing this?

"Can you perform that again?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"what?"

One minute later.

"Cloth shoes turn into carp!"

"Cloth shoes turn into carp!"

"Cloth shoes change..."

After getting ashore, Tan Wenjie touched his heavy pockets.

"It would be great to be in the salvage industry, but you have to learn from others to play tricks."

There is a carp that can communicate. The boatman only needs to let the carp go to the bottom of the water to pick up gold and silver, which is enough to make a fortune.

The other party obviously also thought of this way of making money, and even saved up a lot of money.

Tan Wenjie stood on the shore and turned around to give advice: "You can put up a sign. If any young master or young lady's stuff falls into the water, you can charge to help salvage it. It's okay if the price is a little higher."

The boatman looked at Tan Wenjie several times, seeming to be hesitant to speak.

"Why, do you think my suggestion is not good?" Tan Wenjie said, "You can speak out your own ideas."

"Can you please give me my shoes back? How can I salvage them otherwise?"

"It's none of my business!"

When he encountered a robber, he was very kind by just robbing him of a shoe.

The boatman was in tears as his food supply was gone.

"The cloth shoes turned into a carp!" Tan Wenjie pointed at the cloth shoes in his hand, "Hey, are you going to change or not? You're not going to change, right? Okay, don't regret it!"

We hadn’t walked far from the lake.

"Sir, come and play~"

"The chickens are up so early?"

Tan Wenjie turned his head unexpectedly and saw a group of beautiful girls waving at him.

"We must give it a good critique!"

He was a man of action, and just as he accidentally walked to the door, he was hugged by someone on both sides.

"Wait, I, Tan, am not a lecher, ladies, please respect yourselves!"

He glanced at the two women on his left and right.

The expression is very serious.

"I'm just here to eat. Isn't this a restaurant?"

The women giggled and said, "We also have delicious food in Lichun Courtyard. We can eat it in any way."

"That's good. I didn't eat enough yesterday. A drunk Taoist priest ate all the roast chicken. Find me a room. I'm not used to being stared at while I eat."

"We understand~" the two girls giggled.

Everyone who comes here says they are here to taste the food, and some say they are here to drink and write poetry. As long as they are paid enough money, it is not impossible to ask them to recite a few lines of poetry.

In the end, it will all roll onto the mattress anyway.

The two women who had taken the initiative to approach Tan Wenjie before naturally did not want to let him go.

He is handsome, has a good figure, and has a bulging wallet around his waist. He is destined to have both money and love today, with food and drink to spare.

"Wait, the smell of rouge on you two is too strong." Tan Wenjie pinched his nose.

The body smell is too good and affects appetite.

I said he was here to eat.

Under the unwilling gazes of the two, Tan Wenjie pointed casually and said, "Forget it, you two."

Watch the three of them go upstairs.

The two women just now muttered quietly: "The smell of rouge on them is stronger than ours!"

Take a look at the two men's slender figures, then look down at your own toes.

snort!
He also said that he was not a lustful person, but at first glance he was an expert in having fun.

In the room upstairs, Tan Wenjie ignored the bed covered with flower petals behind him and focused on the delicious food in front of him.

The chef from Yangzhou serves the food very quickly.

Tan Wenjie picked up a small piece of fish head meat, which was tender and delicious. The ingredients were fresh and not pre-prepared.

The two women who were called over to accompany him watched him sweep away everything in his path.

“You really eat.”

I was blushing and my heart was beating fast for a while, thinking that it would not be a loss even if I had to pay for it. Who could have thought that he would order a table full of dishes and eat them with relish without even raising his head.

The two women looked at each other, looking at the guy who looked like a starving ghost reincarnated.

"Isn't that a free meal?"

The two looked at each other and nodded.

"Sir, I'll get you a pot of wine."

Tan Wenjie, who was eating heartily, looked up.

Wine-selling!

Well, I didn't expect that your brothel with a good reputation would also do this kind of business. Wouldn't it be better to exchange your labor for money?

He was about to scold.

The other party immediately said: "It's free."

"Even if you charge me, I will... just take one jar to try! I just happen to be thirsty."

The wine came at the right time. Even if the other party hadn't mentioned it, he would have bought a pot. But since it was free, he might as well drink a pot.

The two women looked at each other again.

It’s confirmed, they are definitely here to dine and dine for free.

One person left, and the other stood up: "Sir, do you want to eat anything else?"

“Give me a hot pot.”

"Please wait."

Tan Wenjie was the only one left in the room.

He patted his stomach gently, feeling full.

I didn't expect that the God of Cooking was in a brothel. It really is a great place for eating, drinking and having fun. His cooking skills should have reached Tang Niu's standard. He could be qualified as a master in the Shaolin Temple's cooking training school.

Thump thump thump, little feet tapping on the floor, a group of people approached quickly.

"Oh!"

The door was slammed open.

Tan Wenjie was puzzled by the woman who opened the door and rushed in.

Behind him was a group of ferocious looking turtle men.

"Dare to eat the Overlord..."

"I feel so full." Tan Wenjie untied his purse and placed it casually on the table.

The silver fell to the ground, and several silver ingots fell on the floor and bounced again and again.

The visitor's face immediately lit up with a bright smile: "Hey, sir, you have to keep your money safe. How can you leave it like this?"

She was very considerate and helped Tan Wenjie pick up the money and put it on the table, without anyone trying to steal it.

"You're right, thanks for the reminder."

Tan Wenjie nodded in approval. The other party was so enthusiastic in reminding him not to lose money. The customer experience of feeling at home made him deeply moved.

It has been a long time since I have seen such a money-grubbing madam. What's more, she looks almost exactly like Zhe Gu. It is obvious at first glance that she is an important supporting role, and a positive one at that.

"No, what's your name, little...sister?"

"No need to ask, Wei Chunhua."

During the reign of Emperor Kangxi, it would sound very troublesome if Wei Chunhua of the Lichunyuan in Yangzhou had a son named Wei Xiaobao.

Well, it doesn’t seem to matter, he is still invincible.

Tan Wenjie asked, "Have you ever given birth to a son?" "Yes, my son is about the same age as you. I wonder if you like this." Wei Chunhua winked and coughed lightly, "You all step aside. I'll take over."

The two Miss Gourds who had been accompanying Tan Wenjie just now pouted. The fat meat that was about to fall into the mouth of Wei Chunhua, an old clam, was so handsome and had a strong taste.

Wei Chunhua sat down: "You can call me mom~"

"Go and have a look at my hot pot." Tan Wenjie threw a small piece of silver.

Wei Chunhua immediately shut up: "I'll go right away!"

The copper stove hotpot was served. Wei Chunhua, who was well versed in the ways of the world, could tell that Tan Wenjie was not interested in the girls here, let alone herself.

They can act according to the situation, be flirty when necessary and be quiet when necessary. The reason why Lixiangyuan has become the leader in the industry is definitely not because they just lie on the bed and chant.

Provide emotional value, play role-playing games, anything is possible as long as the money is enough, satisfaction is guaranteed.

I just asked myself whether I had ever given birth to a son. I guess it was just a casual question.

Because compared to what he is doing now, the question he asked is not worth mentioning and is the most normal thing to do.

"Cloth shoes turn into carp!"

He was holding a cloth shoe.

Wei Chunhua seemed to want to say something but stopped herself.

How could cloth shoes turn into a carp? Are you drunk before you even drink the wine?
"No change, right?" He pointed at the hot pot. "I've tried it. The chefs here are very skilled. The stir-fried dishes and stewed insoles are all delicious. I was curious about what stewed insoles taste like before."

As he said this, he threw his cloth shoes into the hot pot.

The cloth shoes rolled over and over, turning into a carp, splashing out the hot water.

"Ah!" Wei Chunhua stepped back at the scream.

"Hahahaha!"

Tan Wenjie reached into the hot pot and scooped up the fish.

Liyu said word by word: "Boss, there is no need to be so absolute."

"Just know who your boss is."

He has raised chickens and dogs, but he has never raised cloth shoes.

"Great hero? Great immortal?" Wei Chunhua opened her eyes wide, wondering how to address him.

Tan Wenjie moved his ears and said, "Check out!"

My hair stood on end, someone was staring at me.

"keep the change."

He quickly left Reikain.

There was someone chasing him hurriedly from behind, so he quickened his pace and rushed into the alley.

The Bat Wizard chased after it and was about to follow the figure as he entered the alley.

"Wait, sir!" a subordinate reminded, "That man is not simple, you must be careful of being ambushed."

"Ambush? Humph!"

The Bat Wizard was disdainful. He had great magical powers and unfathomable strength. There were only a handful of people in the world who had magic skills better than his. Not to mention that he could call the wind and rain, he could also use all kinds of immortal methods at will.

Otherwise, why has Prince Su had only one retainer for more than ten years? It is because I am so powerful.

Having said that, the Bat Mage approached the alley cautiously, fully prepared mentally.

The other party can get out of the wall, so he only needs to keep his eyes and ears open and he can...

A dark shadow suddenly emerged from the ground and his fist hit his chin in an instant.

"Oh!"

The Bat Wizard's eyes were full of stars, and at the moment when the tears flew out, an illusion appeared in front of his eyes. He saw himself when he was still an ordinary disciple, saw himself being kicked out for stealing the forbidden book of the sect, saw himself taking refuge with Prince Su... His life was a revolving lantern.

He finally woke up when his back hit the ground and the back of his head bounced again and again.

"and who are you?"

The young man who had attacked me came over and asked, "Why are you following me?"

The Bat Mage tried to open his mouth, but found that he couldn't speak.

Wait, where are the subordinates?

His jaw must have been broken, his tongue was numb, and even his head was buzzing, as if his brains had been hammered into a pulp by a punch.

"Aba Aba."

"Mute?"

The Bat Wizard stood up angrily and decided to capture the other person since he couldn't speak for the time being.

The young prince has seven stars under his feet. Such a fate is rare in the world. The person in front of him must be the young prince. If not, he must be one. On the contrary, the other person wearing a jade pendant is not important. The jade pendant can be pawned or given away, but the seven stars under the feet cannot be given away.

He spread his arms and slid backwards quickly like a bat.

After creating some distance, make hand gestures.

"Oh!"

A cloud of white smoke exploded behind him, and a sword appeared behind the Bat Wizard.

He trembled his fingers, and the sword came out of its sheath, breaking through the air and flying towards the opponent.

"Flying sword?"

Tan Wenjie dodged sideways, but his eyes saw the fishing line hanging on the tail of the sword.

He said with some regret: "It's still a circus."

I thought I'd see something real.

"Aba?! (Juggling?!)" The Bat Wizard hooked his fingers, and the flying sword was pulled by the fishing line and flew backwards quickly, like a life-claiming shuttle entangled with Tan Wenjie's neck.

The magic sword was sharp. Even though Tan Wenjie looked down on the other party's juggling sword skills, he admitted that the Bat Wizard must have invested a lot of money and used all kinds of good materials when making this sword.

Just a light brush just now, his clothes were cut open, and the sharp blade cut the hairs on his skin, giving him goose bumps.

"Let me show you my flying sword."

He stepped back to create some distance, with a sword box appearing behind him.

The sword flashed, and the Xuanyuan Sword fell into his hands.

The flying sword collided with the "flying sword".

The Bat Wizard's face changed slightly, and he immediately shook his wrist to control the fishing line and remote-controlled flying sword. However, he saw that Tan Wenjie on the opposite side did not move, but his flying sword seemed to have a spirit and flew up and down, sometimes spinning quickly into a wheel, and then turning into a sharp shuttle.

It is absolutely impossible to control it with wires, so could this be the method used by the top masters in the martial arts world to control the sword with Qi?
"Aba Aba Aba"

For those who practice magic, the most important first step is to learn martial arts. Magic is only auxiliary and can catch the opponent by surprise, but swords, fists and feet are what can really take people's lives.

As the Xuan-Yuan Sword cut the fishing line, the "flying sword" fell to the ground.

But Xuan-Yuan Sword had no intention of letting the Bat Wizard go and continued to hit him in the face.

He leaned back to dodge, and touched his sleeves with both hands, and a few steel nails appeared in his hands.

"Ah Baa Ah Baa! (Soul-stealing Shadow Technique!)"

The nail pierced Tan Wenjie and got stuck in his shadow.

Tan Wenjie was fixed in place without moving.

The Bat Wizard was overjoyed.

"Whoosh-"

The wind blows.

No, the other person has been immobilized, so why can the flying sword still move freely?

The Bat Mage's hair stood up when he was targeted by a flying sword.

“Aba Aba Aba! (The Yin-Yang Separation Method!)”

When the flying sword attacked, his body shook violently, and an identical clone appeared in his place.

The eyes of Tan Wenjie, who was frozen in the distance, lit up. Although many spells in this world were tricks to fool people, the spell used by the Bat Wizard was definitely not a trick. It was very likely a rare spell.

"Puff" the flying sword pierced through the clone, touched nothing, and stabbed into the ground.

But it quickly flew up again.

The Bat Wizard was very proud. He had two weapons but only one flying sword. He wanted to see what the other party could do to him.

The flying sword flashed and turned into two, with the tips of the swords pointing at the center of the Bat Wizard's eyebrows.

It seems to be saying that it works too.

Bat Mage: (°ー°〃)! !
Continue to split!

Two becomes four!
The flying swords were also divided into four, still fighting one on one.

Even the four flying swords are lethal, unlike his clone which only has one real one and the remaining three are fake.

Oh no, I can’t even defeat a sword.

The Bat Wizard immediately dispersed his clones, trying to escape in the chaos.

But a voice came from behind.

"Certainly!"

The Bat Mage, who had just jumped up, watched his body being fixed in the air, motionless.

It's broken, I hit a wall, I encountered the real thing.

(End of this chapter)