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Chapter 388: I can tell from the look in your eyes that he is someone who is greedy for your body
"Dad, are we just leaving like this?"

Hong Wendi looked straight ahead and walked side by side with his father.

"That man is very dangerous," said Hong Xiguan.

"Which one?"

"The one dressed as a man."

"Isn't the person who invited us to dinner dangerous?" Hong Wendi still looked straight ahead. "You taught me to be grateful. Could it be that he didn't know that it was a woman?"

"He must know."

"why?"

"Because he looks different to men than he does to women."

"I remembered."

"What do you remember?"

"Dad, you had a similar expression to his when you wanted to pick up girls before."

"..."

……

Tan Wenjie searched Tianwumen and found a book called "Zi Yin Du Gong".

This martial art not only requires drinking boy's urine, but also eating placenta. It is a pure pica diet. After taking a look at it twice, Tan Wenjie was afraid that he would learn it, so he immediately threw the secret book into the fire and burned it.

He picked up the skeleton arm, turned it into a necklace and casually hung it around his neck.

"So poor."

Sissy wondered, "What are you doing?"

"Search the body." Tan Wenjie answered as a matter of course.

When a mage sect is destroyed, there is always some profit. He cannot practice the martial arts because they are not that heavy. But the skeleton arm is different.

Now that you're here, it would be a shame to go back empty-handed.

"My friend, it's been a lot of fun tonight. I hope we can meet again in the world." The sissy said with a bow.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "It's better not to see each other again."

"Why?"

"I don't like men."

After saying that, he left, swinging his sleeves gracefully.

From his casual observation just now, he found that the sissy was a woman, and her face was covered with a layer of human skin.

With a nice figure and fair skin, you will be punished by God if you don’t pick up this girl.

I haven't been a scumbag for a long time, so my skills are a little rusty. Considering that the other party is also very strong, I don't need to be a hero to save the beauty. It's best to make my presence felt and create fate.

He is not very good at picking up girls, so he can only try and then leave it to fate.

Leaving such a tedious task of creating fate to the other party and giving him the opportunity to be irresponsible is like the female thief Hongdou who stole the money and ran away, but did not expect that her heart would be stolen by Tan Wenjie.

Today he said goodbye, so when we meet next time, just pretend to be a little surprised, and the rest will depend on your eye skills.

"Don't like men?" The sissy looked at Tan Wenjie's departing figure, smiled and shook her head slightly, but didn't say anything.

She was looking forward to seeing what expression he would have when she stood in front of him as a daughter.

When he returned to the dilapidated temple, Tan Wenjie saw the drunk Taoist banging and hammering.

"Where have you been? Where's your midnight snack?" The drunk Taoist looked around.

I promised to treat myself to food, but I came back empty-handed.

"Oh, I ate it first."

Tan Wenjie is like the living dad of the dormitory. The drunk Taoist lying in the temple only asks him to help bring food.

"Without food, I don't have the energy to repair." The drunk Taoist just gave up.

"Didn't you say it can't be repaired?"

“The wheels still work.”

Tan Wenjie: “…”

I don't understand. What's the point of repairing a wheel? Are you going to use it as Hot Wheels to play with? Hot Wheels are a pair.

If the Drunken Taoist could rub the wind-fire wheels with his hands, he wouldn't mind imitating Nezha, but there was no place to put his feet, and the soles of his feet were not as good as Nezha's.

He turned his wrist and the gold bracelet on his wrist spun.

Five ghosts bring good fortune!

Snapped!
The flying wine jar hit the ground and exploded on the spot.

The drunk Taoist dodged nimbly, but his heart was bleeding when he saw the broken wine jar on the ground.

"My wine!"

"You don't understand, this is called the Five Ghosts Bringing Wealth."

"Try it again. I will definitely catch it this time."

Five ghosts bring wealth and wine jars fly over.

The gold bracelet spun rapidly, and the five ghosts flew out of the door in a daze, leaving behind money and returning with wine.

The drunk Taoist wanted wine more than his life, so he rushed forward to catch the wine but was knocked away by the five ghosts.

He screamed, holding the jar of wine in his hand and unwilling to let go.

Having problems on both sides of the brain is the same as having no problems at all.

Tan Wenjie no longer paid attention to the drunk Taoist who was laughing foolishly with his wine.

"Yin Yang Division Method!"

He is a hard-working person and will never miss any opportunity to practice.

After consuming his mana limit, a person who looked exactly like him appeared beside him, but his health was very low, his mana was only divided into 20 points of the upper limit, and his physical strength was also that of an ordinary person.

It is not safe to give too much.

If you look closely you can still see the difference, the clone has no shadow.

"You go practice, I'll take a nap."

"Why don't you go practice while I get some sleep?"

"I rely on!"

"I rely on!"

It’s bad. I forgot that Mr. Tan’s clone is also Mr. Tan, and they share the same brain.

He pulled out a clone and wanted the other party to help him do the work, but he forgot that they were all Tan Wenjie, and of course they were all lazy dogs.

The drunk Taoist who was drinking tons of wine from the jar grinned: "Hahahaha."

It's really interesting to watch myself quarreling with myself.

……

Tan Wenjie looked at the full metal wheel that finally stopped in front of him, and then looked at the drunk Taoist holding the jar of wine.

[Chariot Wheel (Weapon/Magic Instrument/Equipment): Can travel 0 miles per day, Cost: ; Features: Fusion Forging (Fusion has a chance to inherit the characteristics and skills of the weapon/magic instrument/equipment, and upon failure, the fused weapon/magic instrument/equipment will be completely destroyed)]

"Why didn't you say so earlier if you had this ability?"

The wheel does not require any energy and can at best replace the ghost mill at home. It can also be integrated with forging and can serve as a garbage disposal station.

The Drunken Taoist is not just a useless old man. He is an equipment forger like Dr. Jiang Si.

The difference is that Dr. Jiang Si has no idea how to modify the magic weapon, but Zui Dao Ren, as a disciple of Mount Longhu, can modify the magic weapon.

But there are also differences. Dr. Jiang Si's ability is as outrageous as Leon's imagination. He can create something with his bare hands just by giving a concept. The Drunk Taoist probably cannot create a variety of robots based on a mouth, or even give birth to children.

In the mythological world, the last person to make a life-like figure was Taiyi Zhenren.

"I just happen to have a few magical instruments that I'm not using very well."

"I still have to go back to Longhu Mountain."

"I'll pay for your drinks for a month!"

"Three months!"

"Deal!" Tan Wenjie nodded immediately.

The drunk Taoist blinked his eyes. He felt as if he had been cheated.

The drunk Taoist's eyes twitched when he saw Tan Wenjie opening a suitcase and pouring out a bunch of things.

be cheated.

"So many, at least six months, and you still have to teach me the Five Ghosts to Bring Wealth."

"Six months is six months, with wine and meat. Not only will I teach you how to use the Five Ghosts to Bring Fortune, I will also give you five more ghosts."

The drunk Taoist was laughing slyly.

Although Tan Wenjie took out a lot of things, he actually only needed a few days to finish it. He could spend the rest of the time drinking and sleeping, which was more comfortable than being a god.

After you learn how to use the Five Ghosts to Bring Wealth, you can have as much wine as you want.

Tan Wenjie was also laughing.

Before, I was still worrying about how to keep the Drunken Taoist by my side. To have an equipment forger by my side, I only need to spend some money on food and wine.

The drunk Taoist priest who was sloppy and didn't take a bath also became much more pleasing to the eye in Tan Wenjie's eyes. This is not a dirty and smelly old man, this is an old treasure.

Go work!

……

Tan Wenjie walked into an inn again. The massacre by Hong Xiguan and his son that day did not cause any ripples. The government and the Tiandihui worked together to clean up the mess, and their efficiency was amazing.

Later, several encirclement and suppression incidents occurred, and each time there were dead bodies everywhere.

People come and go here, business goes on as usual and there is never a shortage of customers.

A few unlucky diners were randomly hacked to death every day.

Probably the main function of this place is to transmit intelligence and ambush assassinations. The business is not for making money, so the ingredients used are very solid. After Tan Wenjie changed several inns and restaurants, he still chose to eat here.

Ordinary poisons have little effect on him. The Drunken Taoist has a little bit of cultivation, so they won't kill him.

The officers and soldiers who came to ambush here never thought of using poison. They were determined to solve the problem with violence, so we can rest assured.

Tan Wenjie glanced around the inn.

This group of officers and soldiers are either in disguise or on the way to disguise every day. It is very likely that some of them have a stake in the imperial court.

For example, the one leaning against the pillar on the left was wearing black clothes yesterday and white clothes today.

The guy with the mole on the corner of his mouth on the right was dressed as a bookseller the day before yesterday, but today he has transformed into a nouveau riche.

He changed his clothes and his seat, for fear of being recognized.

As for the shopkeeper.

Tan Wenjie took a look.

He had dark skin, two big lumps, was seven feet tall, six and a half feet wide at the waist, had big eyes, a mean face, and was full of lechery.

He was born with the look of a scoundrel.

"vomit!"

My stomach is churning, it's a wrong example of a man dressing up as a woman.

As soon as we sat down, the waiter came over.

When it comes to his familiarity with this inn, Tan Wenjie is even more familiar than the waiter.

Every time a fight broke out in the inn, everyone would be killed. Tan Wenjie sat here and watched several encirclements and suppressions, but still no one recognized him after he came in.

I understand the chief leader more and more. If he doesn't engage in formalism, you wouldn't know he is Chen Jinnan even if he stands in front of you.

Because he had vomited a lot, Tan Wenjie's appetite increased greatly, and he listened to gossip while eating.

He has not traveled far recently and has been moving only between the inn and the ruined temple. However, he knows everything that happens in the world because of the information transmitted by the inn.

After listening to two sentences, I realized that the ambushing soldiers were trying to rescue Wei Xiaobao.

Tan Wenjie was not interested in Wei Xiaobao, but was very interested in A Ke.

He was eating and listening at the same time. Just as he heard about the 1,283rd major thing that Tan Wenjie had done this month, he suddenly saw several people approaching the door.

A one-armed nun, followed by two women and two men.

One of the men looks a bit like Leon. He doesn’t look much like Zhou Xingxing but his wretched temperament is very similar. I guess he is Wei Xiaobao.

The other big-eyed guy just ignored me, didn't say a word, and his eyes were wandering. It was obvious at a glance that he was just a passerby.

Look at the two women following the one-armed nun. One of them is Bi A Ke.

However, Tan Wenjie was very disappointed after seeing the person. She looked completely different from Fu Yuechi. Although she was also a beauty with a high score, he was a nostalgic person and beautiful women with ordinary looks had little appeal to him.

A few people sat down to eat, and then went upstairs to check into a guest room to rest.

It's getting dark.

"Why don't you fight?"

Tan Wenjie waited and waited, the Qing soldiers downstairs were already sharpening their swords, and the one-armed nun was the number one figure in the anti-Qing and restoration of Ming Dynasty movement. Both sides entered the inn like wild beasts being locked in an octagonal cage.

After the fight started, it was also convenient for him to escape.

"what!"

Someone screamed. Is the fight finally about to begin?

Tan Wenjie turned around in surprise, only to see the one-armed nun rushing towards him with a bloodshot face. He grabbed someone and stood in front of her.

"Ahhhh!"

The sound is enjoyable.

"I am the Emperor... woooo, Doron... woooo."

"You're welcome." Tan Wenjie stepped back and kept some distance.

The thing he hated most in his life was being sent away by girls. He would pick up all the girls himself. If it were his own uncle, it would be a big deal. He would also pick up other people's wives.

He never thought that today he would make a decision that went against his ancestors and gave the woman who threw herself into his arms to someone else.

A group of people staggered down from the upstairs.

"Dulong, you are very understanding. Don't worry, I will burn paper for you after you die in bed!"

"Lord Wei, help..." Duolong was pressed down on the table, his hands gripping the edge of the table with such force that they turned white.

Tan Wenjie bent down curiously, but accidentally bumped his head with the person next to him.

Looking at the face that looked like Leon, the two smiled at each other.

"Wow, I didn't expect the master's tongue skills to be so amazing. Duolong, you're lucky."

Duolong didn't say anything, but just curled and straightened his toes as he struggled to take off his shoes.

Wei Xiaobao stood up and said, "Brother, what's your name?"

"Zhou Xingxing."

"It's meaningless to use a fake name. I failed in the West."

The same goes for you.

"What are they doing?" Although he had some guesses, Tan Wenjie still asked.

Doron has become addicted to it.

"I love a stick of firewood! It is the second most aphrodisiac in the world after the Qiyin Hehuan Powder. The poisoned people can't let go of the stick-shaped object."

"So, where can I buy it?"

"It's my own secret medicine, and it's nowhere to be bought, but since you look so lewd, I can give you a bottle for free."

Tan Wenjie took the firewood and shook his head righteously, "I pick up girls with my handsome face and true feelings, and I will never use dirty tricks."

I will trust you if you return the medicine to me!

"I don't want to use it, I'm afraid you'll use it to hurt others. As a righteous partner, I must play a supervisory role." Tan Wenjie changed the subject in time, "No wonder the nun likes this guy so much. He looks so much like a club. He's really lucky."

"Can you tell he's a man dressed as a woman?"

"Can't you tell he's a man dressed as a woman?"

They looked at each other and confirmed that they were of the same kind.

But compared to Tan Wenjie's calmness, Wei Xiaobao felt enormous pressure. It was already troublesome enough to meet the same kind of person, and the other party had a handsome face. He would definitely not be able to attract girls if he stood with such a guy.

In just a short while, Doron and Shen Ni have entered the next stage.

"Don't stay here for long!"

Between watching the fun and getting stye, Tan Wenjie chose to withdraw and protect his eyes.

Just as he turned around, he saw those disguised soldiers rushing out with swords in hand, and then they were knocked away at an even faster speed.

I saw a man with a bun on his head as high as a hammer walking towards me.

When the other person approached, he couldn't help but look up.

What an arrogant hairstyle!

"What? You don't recognize me?" She looked at Tan Wenjie with a smile, very satisfied with his reaction.

After they parted that night, she had thought about what would happen if she appeared in front of Tan Wenjie as a daughter, but she didn't expect that day to come so soon.

His reaction was very satisfying, he must have been shocked by his identity as a woman.

"Excuse me." Tan Wenjie still looked up at the stick-shaped bun, "I don't want to ask you?"

"That's what you call a sissy." She asked with amusement, "Why don't you dare look down at me?"

"I have never seen such a unique one. I couldn't help myself and immediately lowered my head." Tan Wenjie lowered his head immediately.

The veil covers the white snow.

Tan Wenjie stared at the scar on her chest and fell into deep thought.

The hairstyle is too arrogant, so he must have been chopped on the chest.

She asked again: "Why don't you look up?"

Tan Wenjie raised his head again and looked at the other person's exaggerated club-like hair.

"I mean look at my face."

He reluctantly looked at the other person's face and met his gaze.

From the looks of him, I can tell that he is someone who is greedy for body.

(End of this chapter)