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Chapter 395: Stepping on someone is too insulting
Chapter 395: Stepping on someone is too insulting
Level: 10 (0/29172150)
Experience: 2063870
He successfully broke through level 10, which in his previous life's game would just mean completing the novice guidance mission.
There is still a long way to go.
"I shouldn't be obsessed with women. I need to work hard to cultivate and become stronger."
Tan Wenjie pulled his hand out of Bai Rourou's arms.
Bai Rourou, not caring at all that she was exposed, rolled her eyes in a coquettish manner, took the cup on the table, took a sip of water and rinsed her mouth.
She had seen many similar situations, and she guaranteed that within ten minutes, Tan Wenjie would be able to get rid of his guilt.
She wished she could rest for a while longer. Tan Wenjie's fighting power was getting stronger and stronger. The foundation she had laid through years of martial arts training was completely unable to withstand the opponent's fierce bombardment.
Only relying on talent, they managed to hold on. In the past, they could be evenly matched with the opponents and even occasionally had the upper hand. But now, they often suffer defeats and often cannot recover for a day or two.
She suddenly remembered Tan Wenjie's blushing wish on his previous birthday.
But this kind of thing cannot be agreed to easily, no one wants to be crowded together with others.
Harmony in the harem? Just think about it, everyone is an independent individual, and when they gather together because Tan Wenjie is the head of the family, they just revolve around him.
This time the recovery was so fast that I don’t dare to stimulate it again.
The big hand came over tirelessly.
Bai Rourou reluctantly suggested: "Let Jingjing come?"
Maids have basically disappeared in cities in this era, but they still exist in rural areas such as Tanjia Town. In addition to serving their masters on a daily basis, they also have the task of sharing the bed with the masters.
"never mind."
He never forces himself. Life is more interesting when he spends it leisurely. It's also fun to tease Jingjing from time to time.
"Didn't you say you wanted to work hard and practice well?"
"I admit that what I said just now was a little ill-considered."
What’s the point of wanting to live forever if you can’t indulge in sex?
……
"I am devoted to cultivation!"
Tan Wenjie expressed his attitude again.
Nothing can stop his determination to practice. After death, he will 100% enter the underworld and become a ghost judge, which is like a death warrant.
Stay alive and don't die easily.
If you die in the [Secret Realm], will you remain at the same place and be trapped in the Secret Realm?
The more I thought about it, the more I realized I couldn't die.
For more than twenty days, Tan Wenjie lived between the three rooms in the back house and Fashu Mountain.
He accompanied Caiyi during the day and dealt with the Seven-Star Witch who showed up from time to time. Ever since he met his father-in-law, the Demon Lord Lao Deng, he knew very well that it was impossible to completely defeat the evil spirit in Caiyi and make the Seven-Star Witch disappear.
The Demon Lord would not allow the evil spirit in his daughter to completely disappear and turn her into an ordinary person.
After Tan Wenjie discovered that the Seven-Star Witch was not uncontrollable, the problem was solved. He was good at picking up girls.
Recently, Caiyi's progress has been advancing together with the Seven-Star Witch's progress. They have the same memories and are actually a whole, but they have different temperaments.
He originally wanted to revolve around his elder sister-in-law Bai Min'er, but the other party had been obsessed with refining flying swords recently, and after 49 days, she disappeared in front of Tan Wenjie.
"I'm not that delicate Caiyi. I have plenty of strength and means!" The Seven-Star Witch clenched her fists.
Tan Wenjie nodded like coaxing a child, "Yeah, I know. Eat slowly."
Raise your hand to wipe her mouth.
The Seven Star Witch looked proudly at the man in front of her who was bowing down to her.
So what if you can't win? The devil is despicable and will do anything to win, no matter what method he uses.
She lifted up her white and tender feet and stepped lightly on Tan Wenjie's knee.
He didn't dare to step on it with his shoes on, but the devil's instinctive reaction was to push for more.
Tan Wenjie frowned, but said nothing.
The Seven-Star Witch narrowed her eyes, and the fire mark between her eyebrows became brighter.
She gently exerted force with her feet, imagining that Tan Wenjie was lying in front of her like a dog, holding her feet and kissing them humbly.
Her mood immediately improved.
In time, she will definitely completely tame Tan Wenjie. Now she is just boiling the frog in warm water and using some tricks.
At the same time, she laughed in her heart. What good is it to have such profound skills? He is still under her control.
"Drink more yogurt to relieve the spiciness."
The yogurt factory was moved from the UK to Shanghai two years ago. The method of making yogurt is very simple. Yogurt is used as the bacteria and mixed with fresh milk for fermentation. Now it has become one of the daily snacks of the Tan family.
Suddenly, the fire seal between the Seven-Star Witch's eyebrows flashed twice.
The sharpness in his eyes disappeared.
Tan Wenjie seized the opportunity and came closer to wipe her mouth with a serious look on his face.
"Ah, Ajie!" Caiyi's cheeks were burning.
They are the same person and their memories are interconnected. Caiyi certainly knows why Tan Wenjie helped her wipe her mouth.
"I, I'm back."
"Caiyi, I'm sorry." Tan Wenjie seemed to have just reacted and stepped back to keep some distance.
“Hmm…” Caiyi lowered her head.
In her mind, she recalled her own violence and rudeness during the meal just now. It would be better to say that she suddenly became very bad-tempered and just wanted to make trouble for the man in front of her rather than saying that the other self was a little unstable.
Now that the strange feeling was gone, she began to feel embarrassed again.
Only then did Caiyi notice that her foot had been stepping on his leg.
Her expression changed slightly.
It's too insulting to step on someone with your feet. I hope Ajie won't be angry.
"I, I will pay attention to controlling myself next time." She looked at Tan Wenjie tentatively.
Tan Wenjie shook his head, his expression calm, but he seemed to be enduring something, "I don't care."
In other words, the location is wrong. This is the dining table. If it was in the boudoir... hehe, you have to hand over your other foot to me too!
"I'm going back to practice."
"Don't you need me to accompany you?"
"Who asked you to accompany me?" She turned her head away and her eyes glanced over carefully again.
"I need you to accompany me." said Tan Wenjie.
A queen's personality and a tsundere's personality, two kinds of enjoyment in one wife.
Leave the dining table and take a walk in the mountains behind, gradually entering the forest.
Caiyi suddenly asked, "Do you think I'm being unreasonable?"
You asked this question, how can I answer it.
"Why do you ask that?"
"I always have a bad temper when the Seven Star Witch comes out."
Does bad temper mean stepping on people with your little white feet, or using the devil's unique but completely unfamiliar charm method? If it's both, then please give me more.
Tan Wenjie said, "I think she's cute even when she's angry."
He has the standard answer.
When your girlfriend gives you some shortcomings and asks you to choose one, don't choose between the two, and don't agree with her point of view on "shortcomings". At this time, you should accept them all.
Saying nice things is free and the emotional value is maximized.
Although Caiyi separated her and the Seven-Star Witch verbally, because both of them have the same memory, even the favorability of Caiyi can be completely replicated on the Seven-Star Witch, they are the same person.
On the contrary, Caiyi's personality is a bit tsundere and awkward, and she will probably remain awkward even if her favorability reaches 100%. The Seven-Star Witch, on the other hand, will just play it straight.
Sure enough, Caiyi secretly smiled, but it disappeared in a flash, and she pretended to be nothing.
The only problem at the moment is that the demons are strong and humans are weak. The relic beads maintain the balance between the two, but as the Seven-Star Witch, she is just like those born extraordinary. The demonic energy in her body will automatically increase over time. One day, the Seven-Star Witch will completely crush the relic beads, and by then Caiyi's personality will be completely suppressed.
But it doesn’t matter, Mr. Tan will take action.
It was gradually getting dark, and as he walked back to the Tan residence, his vision was not affected and he was already able to see at night.
"Master Tan!" X2
The two ghosts who took the initiative to say hello were Dabao and Xiaobao who followed Mao Shanming.
He is also the main person in charge of the ghosts in the power room and the main driver of the ghost mill.
Because of his hard work, down-to-earth approach and good character, the Tan family has never had a power outage, and the stored electricity is now enough to last for the second half of the year.
Mao Shanming now lives happily in the small courtyard allocated to him by the Tan family every day. He occasionally goes to Zixia Temple to do a part-time job. Tan Wenjie hasn't seen him for some time.
"Dabao Xiaobao, are you so happy?"
"Tomorrow is Qingming Festival."
"Oh, yes." Tan Wenjie said, "I asked Xiaohong to prepare some new clothes for you. I heard that there are many foreign things on the Paradise, so I'll burn them for you."
"Thank you, Mr. Tan!" X2
The two ghosts left happily.
The Tan Mansion now has five courtyards.
Humans and ghosts live separately.
There is a ghost breeding place in the backyard, as well as a power generation yard, a power generation chicken yard, Xiaohong's government office, etc.
Next to the ghost residence are the ancestral hall and family temple.
Further ahead are the courtyards of the three wives, Tan Wenjie's own residence, Tan Wenjie's office, the study, the practice room, and so on.
For example, the small courtyards where maids and servants lived were only next to the courtyards of their masters. Those who were slightly older or whose entire family worked in the Tan Mansion were given a small courtyard or a room.
There is also a garden for entertainment and relief.
Furthermore, after I get married this year, I will definitely have children to carry on the family line. I’m afraid the house is not big enough to accommodate us, so we have to continue expanding it.
As I entered the yard, a ghostly shadow followed me.
Tan Wenjie hasn't seen his ghost secretary Xiaohong for a long time.
Fortunately, ghosts don’t need to sleep. Apart from being mentally depressed, they won’t feel tired. The only thing that needs to be soothed is their mood. Occasionally, they will be given some chicken soup to work harder.
Perfect cattle and horses never let him down.
As soon as he sat down, Xiaohong floated over like a magnet and stuck to his back.
He had long known that he was very attractive, and ordinary banshees and ghosts could hardly resist his scent.
Just consider it as a benefit for female employees.
There was a female ghost snake twisting and turning behind him as he looked through the account book.
"It's too tiring to do all this by yourself." Tan Wenjie said, "Why don't I find you a few more helpers?"
Buying and selling business, building houses, renting and land deeds, dealings with wineries, leasing and loans, etc., no matter how big or small.
There are also the long-distance merchant ships, foreign goods trade, farming, etc. Going through the account books every day can shorten one's life.
You can check if there is any news from your second uncle, such as the ghost who died a tragic death but whose life span is not over yet, and who cannot go to the underworld and can only stay in the world of the living. Then you can screen them based on their personality, appearance, etc.
There is no need to worry about ghosts coming to do things for him. You can burn paper money, offer candles and clothes. The welfare is unique. There are too many ghosts. If you don't do anything, there are plenty of ghosts to do it.
There is an even greater surplus of talent in the underworld than in the world of the living.
Xiaohong was so immersed in the scent of the handsome man that she didn't hear what Tan Wenjie was saying at all.
Merits should be rewarded, otherwise it will make the ghosts feel disheartened. Tan Wenjie sacrificed himself and delivered warmth in person.
When leaving, Tan Wenjie shuddered.
Xiaohong's face was flushed and looked much more human. If an ordinary person had his yang energy sucked away by someone, he would at least get seriously ill, but Tan Wenjie just felt a little cold.
As for teaching Xiaohong how to make puffs, it’s too cold now, so we’ll have to wait until summer.
(End of this chapter)
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