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Chapter 396 They united!
Ching Ming Festival.

Tomb sweeping and ancestor worship.

Zhu family tomb.

"Master, why are you here?" Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky. "The sun is very hot."

Zhu Dachang on the side subconsciously glanced over, but was frightened by his second uncle's raising of his hand and covered his face and ran away.

"It just so happens that someone in Tanjia Town has passed away. I'm going to pick him up, but it's still half an hour away." The second uncle was followed by a group of men, looking very impressive.

"Master, about the magic weapon."

"It's not that easy."

"What about promotion?"

"It's still early. The formalities haven't been completed yet."

When mentioning this, my second uncle sighed.

Dynasties in the world only change for two or three hundred years, which is enough to breed a lot of corruption, and passing the buck has become the norm.

However, the existence of the underworld has a longer history than human known history. If grassroots staff members escape from reincarnation, one can imagine how inefficient and corrupt they will be.

Even people in the world of the living have to scatter money and give mountains of gold and silver when they hold funerals for their relatives and friends. This has become an unspoken rule.

After chatting for a few more words, the second uncle took the ghost away.

"Brother Jie, what did my second uncle say?" Zhu Dachang trotted over.

"Put your face over here."

Zhu Dachang covered his face with his hands: "No."

"Snapped!"

With a slap in the face, the large intestine rotated on the spot.

"Master has given orders, I dare not disobey... Ah, I feel much better."

"Hey, it doesn't hurt?" Zhu Dachang was surprised. "Thank you, Brother Jie, thank you, Uncle Master!"

After offering sacrifices to the ancestors, it is still early, perfect for an outing.

Tan Wenjie looked at Caiyi, Bai Rourou, Ren Tingting, Ao Ningshuang, Jingjing and others and took a deep breath.

How could I, who is cultivating to become an immortal, encounter a Shura field?

As soon as Tan Wenjie approached, he saw Caiyi nervously grabbing the corner of her clothes.

You are my legally married wife, yet you are so nervous.

Suddenly, I saw a fire mark flashing between Caiyi’s eyebrows.

not good.

Tan Wenjie quickened his pace.

Seven Star Witch: "After I marry you, I will be the mistress of the house. You all must listen to me!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He walked over quickly and grabbed it.

"I'll tell you more about it later."

After saying that, he dragged the Seven-Star Witch away, leaving Bai Rourou and the other girls looking at each other in bewilderment.

This mistress of the house is not easy to deal with. Although they had heard from Tan Wenjie about Caiyi's identity a long time ago and knew that she was the daughter of the demon world, knowing and seeing it with one's own eyes are two different things.

Especially Ao Ningshuang, who is about the same age as Caiyi, only 18 years old, and can't stand being challenged.

She said angrily: "What should I do?"

I'm very angry, but before I got married I listened to my father, and after I got married I listened to my husband, and I don't have any opinions of my own.

I don't know what to do, I'm just very angry.

Ren Tingting and Bai Rourou looked at each other.

The idea of ​​"unification" came up, but the two of them tacitly crossed each other out of the cooperation list, and then looked at the angry Ao Ningshuang.

This is the best partner.

But Bai Rourou looked at Jingjing again, she still had a backup choice.

Bai Rourou's actions also caught Ren Tingting's sight.

Alternative?
This is the biggest enemy. Jingjing looks too much like her cousin Zhuzhu. Fortunately, Zhuzhu has not come back yet and they can only communicate through letters, otherwise... Based on her understanding of Tan Wenjie, Zhuzhu and Jingjing are a strong match.

"I'll go see them." Ao Ningshuang couldn't understand why they were staring at each other.

If you encounter a problem that you can't solve, why not just ask your man?

Looking at Ao Ningshuang's departing figure, Rourou and Tingting looked at each other.

Oh no, this "sister" who seems to understand the least seems to understand the most.

Which man can hate a little fangirl who only listens to him?

He made a good move in a daze. Is this a talented player?

……

"Today we are here for an outing."

Tan Wenjie took a look at the feet raised in front of him.

I am no longer a young man, so this foot landing on me cannot be considered as a stepping stone.

If he really steps on it, he may not be angry. He should just pretend to be angry because that is the feeling he wants.

The queen's temperament is indeed rare.

But he must teach her a good lesson today. He doesn't expect harmony in the backyard, but the most basic thing is that there is no fire in the backyard.

"Husband, husband, master!"

Hearing Ao Ningshuang's voice, Tan Wenjie turned his head in confusion.

Are there so many people here?

When I turned back, the Seven Star Witch had already put on her shoes, the fire mark on her forehead disappeared, and her cheeks turned into colorful clothes again.

"You are here."

Ao Ningshuang looked at Caiyi warily, as if she saw a puppy rushing into her territory and baring its teeth at her. She didn't bar her teeth because she was not sure which side Tan Wenjie was standing on.

Caiyi: "I'm sorry, I couldn't control my temper just now."

She apologized first.

Ao Ningshuang: “?”

"Oh, yes!" She suddenly realized, "I've heard that there is a demonic aura in you."

Caiyi looked at Tan Wenjie with a questioning look. Could she be a fool?

Tan Wenjie nodded slightly.

She is not a fool, but Ao Ningshuang's identity as a yes-man, silly beauty is confirmed, and she is completely different from Zhou Zhiruo's version.

Last moment: They were arguing with each other, and Ao Ningshuang even rushed over.

Next second: Aba Aba.

Now: holding hands as good sisters.

Tan Wenjie:?

He thought carefully, wondering if he had accidentally skipped some crucial plot and how they suddenly became so intimate.

It is harder to fully understand women than to become an immortal.

Forget it, I’ll just use the formula when picking up girls from now on.

When they saw Ao Ningshuang and Caiyi coming back together, Ren Tingting and Bai Rourou looked at each other with serious expressions.

Oh no, they've been turned against us. Should we accept the status quo or introduce a new hero? The two looked at Jingjing.

A few minutes later.

Tan Wenjie looked at his sisters and friends who were chatting enthusiastically together, while he was left aside.

He looked at the mountain view in the distance and even wanted to touch a bag of chocolate beans to eat.

Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to continue pretending to be an expert.

The verbal battles among his sisters were all for him, what could he do?

Tan Wenjie was so calm definitely not because he heard that Bai Rourou and Ren Tingting seemed to have plans to join forces, nor was it because he wanted to reap the benefits.

Without internal competition, how can there be internal circulation? Without internal circulation, how can he reap the fruits of others’ labor?

night.

Tan Wenjie did not put up the sign or light the lantern, but returned to his room to rest after dinner, and considerately sent the maid who was serving outside the door back to rest.

Don't stay up late at a young age.

There was a knock on the door.

"Who?" Tan Wenjie picked up a book on the table.

Who put an illustrated book of Liu Bei on my bedside? I took a look and found some moves I had never seen before. It turned out to be a multiplayer version. No wonder.

I have learned a lot of top-notch skills but I have no place to use them.

The door has been opened.

Ren Tingting stood at the door holding two mattresses, her expression nervous: "Wenjie, I'm a little afraid of the dark."

Afraid of the dark and brought a change of mattress, why are there only two beds? Look down on my fighting ability.

Tan Wenjie didn't expose her, but stood up and hugged her: "Rest here tonight, don't be afraid, I'm here."

He seldom sleeps in his own room, as he cannot sleep well alone.

Another reason is that the bed is too big. It is a waste for two people to sleep in two beds, but if two people sleep in one bed, the space can be used reasonably.

"So urgent?"

He was very surprised when he saw Ren Tingting pressing him on the bed.

Shuiwa was very arrogant today. I thought it was the beautiful python Bai Rourou who came.

The two of them were wearing cooler and cooler clothes.

"Turn out the lights."

"You're wearing stockings, and you asked me to turn off the lights?"

There are two things he hates most in his life: one is having to take off stockings after wearing them, and the other is having to turn off the lights after wearing stockings.

knock knock.

There was a knock on the door.

Ren Tingting covered her mouth.

"Who?"

"Am I asleep?" It was Bai Rourou's voice.

With your level of cultivation, I believe you didn’t hear it in the room. Just now, Ren Tingting gave a high note that could destroy the world.

Ren Tingting quickly covered Tan Wenjie's mouth and whispered in his ear, "Don't tell anyone that I'm here."

"Just getting ready for bed." Tan Wenjie was very cooperative.

The door opens.

"Do you want to turn on the light?" Jingjing asked quietly from behind.

Why did you bring another one?
Tan Wenjie looked at Ren Tingting, and when he found that she was also surprised, he realized that Jingjing probably didn't know about their action plan.

After closing the door, Jingjing went to stay in the ear room.

All three of them pretended not to know.

"Rou Rou, actually..."

Tan Wenjie, who was forcibly pinned down and unable to resist, chose to remain motionless. It was not that he did not want to, but that he could not.

As for Ren Tingting, she had shrunk into the corner of the bed.

Bai Rourou suddenly exclaimed: "Why is there someone else?"

The show is terrible, the acting is awful, and the lines are poorly read.

Tan Wenjie shook his head and could not give a higher evaluation.

In the ear room, Jingjing lay down to rest. Based on her experience, she would definitely have to go in and help change the bed sheets later.

But as she listened, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Why are there two of us?"

Blushing, heartbeat.

She cursed in her heart, thinking that she would not be able to sleep well again tonight.

The next day, feeling refreshed, Tan Wenjie put on his clothes and went out, when he saw Jingjing washing her underwear in the yard.

Naturally, only the personal maid would help wash the lady's underwear.

"Is that Rourou's style?" Tan Wenjie glanced at it casually and felt confused.

Jingjing, who was washing clothes, noticed his gaze, blushed, and turned away.

I didn’t continue teasing Jingjing because the little girl was too shy.

Bai Rourou and Ren Tingting did not always allow him to act up.

Fortunately, he was thick-skinned. He just pretended to walk into the wrong room. He was also good at giving people a taste of their own medicine.

Although Rourou and Tingting cannot form a special bond, it is better to have one than nothing.

The days passed quickly.

In a blink of an eye, all 39 points of vitality have been accumulated. If I don’t enter the next secret realm, it will be wasted.

Tan Wenjie looked at his men.

The rarity is too low, the strength is too weak, the twin girls are still silent, the muscular short ghost is foul-mouthed, Mr. Li's cuckold tendency is getting stronger and stronger, Qin Gui's only skill has been used up, and now he is a complete waste.

Zombies are more reliable.

The red and white zombies, zombie Uncle Dong, and the little zombies.

With the addition of the Black Mountain Old Demon and Chu Renmei, the team is complete.

Level 10 secret realm, enter.

[《Exorcist Police》, Vitality Consumption: 30]

[Current Vitality: 39/39]

[Please select the secret realm mode: role-playing (reincarnation possible)/free exploration (currently unselectable)]

[Subdue demons and monsters: Demons and monsters are in chaos, and evil ways are rampant. As a ghost catcher, you have a righteous heart and should take it as your responsibility to subdue demons and monsters. The time limit is one year (reminder: the more exciting the kill, the easier it is to get a high evaluation.)]

[Rewards: Get rewards based on your demon-subduing evaluation. ]

[Perfect: 100 million experience points, 5000 magic coins, temporary secret realm admission ticket x2]

[Excellent: 50 experience points, 2500 magic coins, 1 temporary secret realm admission ticket]

[Good: 10 experience points, 1000 magic coins]

[Normal: 5000 experience, 500 magic money]

[Bad: No reward]

(End of this chapter)