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Chapter 405 Why Reward Him
"belch!"

At the entrance of the cinema, Cheng Xiaonan burped as he watched Tan Wenjie leave, then went home burping.

Cheng Xiaoxi sat at the dining table in surprise and asked his younger brother, "Xiaobei, what happened to them?"

My eldest sister was wrapped up like a dumpling in the summer, and she even wore a scarf strangely.

My second sister kept hiccuping.

"The eldest sister was covered in mosquito bites, and the second sister was full from eating popcorn." Cheng Xiaobei understood everything, except for some key parts.

Cheng Xiaoxi glanced at Cheng's father who was eating with a smile on his face: "Where's Dad?"

"I lost fifty thousand dollars playing cards with Uncle Seven."

"Ah? Are you sure you didn't pick up 50,000 yuan?"

……

In the afternoon, Tan Wenjie came to Lin Zheng's house again.

"Taoism Association?"

"That's right. Anyone who is interested and has magical powers can come here and join after filling out the information."

"That means we can find information about all the masters here. Who is the strongest?"

"I am the strongest one." Lin Zheng poured himself a cup of tea, deliberately showing his master style.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

It seems that it is okay not to join this Taoist Association. Lin Zheng has some skills but he is far inferior to Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu is far inferior to Shi Jian, and Shi Jian is far inferior to the current Tan Wenjie.

There is such a huge gap in everyone's strength, there is no need for him to join in poverty alleviation.

Those low-level skills really can't bring good attributes, so it's a waste of energy to learn them. Advanced skills are more suitable for you.

Or find a way to get some rare treasures to eat.

Don't keep dwelling on trivial matters.

"Forget it. Actually, I have no interest in practicing."

Tan Wenjie looked at the statue of the ancestor enshrined in Lin Zheng’s home.

Lu Zu.

Although there are many statues of gods in the world, most of them have been read and not replied.

"It's okay not to join the Taoist Association." Lin Zheng immediately changed his mind.

The most important thing is to keep the person with your daughter first, and speak in a smooth manner.

"Ajie, Xiaoting was born at 10:00. She is very lucky for her husband."

"I have seven stars under my feet, so my destiny is not better than hers."

Lin Zheng: “…”

What he said made so much sense that he hadn't figured out how to refute it yet.

I used to think that he was marrying above his station with my daughter, but now I suddenly realize that it seems to be the other way around.

With your feet on the seven stars, you have the emperor's order, all evils will be shunned, and you will be immune to all demons.

Otherwise, Zhang Ling and Lin Zheng wouldn't have felt like they had found a treasure after knowing that he had stepped on seven stars.

Because it is really a treasure.

After burning incense to Lu Zu and confirming that the other party had really read the message and not replied, Tan Wenjie turned around.

"Friend Lin, the relationship between young people cannot rely on blind dates. From what I know, your daughter seems to have a boyfriend."

"With my help, you will definitely be able to get Xiaoting back."

Have you ever asked me, actually I don't want to seduce your daughter.

According to him, Lin Xiaoting had been studying abroad and had just returned for an internship. He also knew that she had had several boyfriends.

Neither black nor flattering.

To put it bluntly, we are not suitable.

Because he still wanted to sit back and wait for the Yin-Yang Corpse to come to him, Tan Wenjie did not say anything too decisive in order to avoid Lin Zheng getting upset.

When a strong enemy comes to his doorstep, Lin Zheng will give up those messy ideas and will eventually realize that his children’s love is the most important and cannot be forced.

Ring, ring, the phone is ringing.

"Hey, Xiaoting, what? You're not coming back tonight?" Lin Zheng suddenly lowered his voice and glanced at Tan Wenjie cautiously, "No! Even if you want to date that guy named Zhu Gaozheng, you can't do that. You have to come back tonight!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He had very good ears and happened to hear everything clearly.

Lin Xiaoting accepted the hospital director's invitation to go for a drink.

When a man and a woman go drinking alone, they are all adults and the plot is not that simple.

"Ahem, Ajie, Xiaoting is going out for drinks with her colleagues tonight. It looks like she won't be back for a long time tonight."

"I'll go first?" Tan Wenjie pointed outside the door.

"Okay, I'll contact you tomorrow. Xiaoting must be at home tomorrow."

I hope she isn't home tomorrow.

Lin Zheng decided to perform a ritual as soon as the person left. He looked down upon the hospital director and would definitely take action to destroy this ill-fated relationship.

"First, make sure you can't stand up."

He must ruin this marriage today.

……

Tan Wenjie went home and unlocked the door.

Suddenly he stopped, stepped back to look at the house number, then pushed the door open and took a closer look.

It was so clean and tidy that he had the illusion of walking into a model house in a sales office.

"You're back?"

Cheng Xiaonan's voice came from upstairs, "I just went upstairs to feed the chickens. Their hair is growing so fast."

"You cleaned it?"

"Yeah, I waxed the floor."

"I'm just renting here, there's no need to clean it so cleanly."

"I'm just bored. How about your date?" Cheng Xiaonan asked.

Even a scumbag like him felt a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, the embarrassment in his heart only lasted for a moment. Self-adjusting and never feeling guilty is one of the skills that a scumbag must master. Otherwise, how can he fall in love if he lives in guilt every day?

"Fortunately."

He went to the rooftop to check on the generator chickens, and sure enough, the bald roosters had grown feathers again.

The carp was still swimming on its back. When it saw Tan Wenjie coming back, it lazily called out "Boss" and went back to sleep.

Eat when you are full and sleep when you are full, sleep when you are full and eat, the dragon energy is continuously supplied, which will make other monsters and ghosts envious when they see it.

When you get home, close the door.

Cheng Xiaonan said, "By the way, Brother Wu Ying came to see you. I didn't expect you two knew each other."

"What is he here for?"

"Give him a thank you gift, saying that you helped him, and also saying that the Master should be grateful and repay the kindness." She pointed to the beer on the table.

"Do you know Wu Ying?" Tan Wenjie asked back.

"He's out there slashing people every day, and his mom at home pretends to be disabled to earn social welfare. I often do welfare work so I know his mom." Cheng Xiaonan was a little worried, "You're not going to be a gangster too, are you?"

"of course not."

"That's good."

Cheng Xiaonan breathed a sigh of relief.

Feeling that she seemed to be planning something, Tan Wenjie asked, "Anything else?"

"Um, do you have time tomorrow?" Cheng Xiaonan blinked and looked at him expectantly.

"Still want to watch a movie?"

"Yes."

"Maybe not..." Meeting the other party's expectant gaze, he said, "I'll tell you tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when I have time."

"Uh-huh!"

Oh no, I’m not going to fall.

Pure love conflicts with my own painting style.

"Well, I'm leaving first." Cheng Xiaonan glanced at the sky outside, "It's getting dark."

"I send you."

"Yeah." Cheng Xiaonan nodded happily.

She felt that her efforts in recent times had not been in vain, as both sides were making rapid progress.

"What would you like to eat tomorrow?"

"It's time to eat noodles."

"Okay, I'll go back and study."

"You live so close?"

The two walked side by side to the villa complex.

"My home is just ahead. I'm going back first."

"Bye-Bye."

Watching Cheng Xiaonan's back disappear around the corner, Tan Wenjie breathed a sigh of relief.

"That was close. Fortunately, I have strong self-control."

He almost turned over a new leaf, luckily he was fickle enough and couldn't let go of anyone.

"What's the danger?"

Tan Wenjie looked at the car parked next to him and saw the female doctor's face peeking out.

"Are you following me?"

"Me?" She opened her eyes wide and pointed to the tip of her nose. "Yes, I was afraid that your girlfriend would be stolen and that she would be so upset that she would run into the road and commit suicide, so I came to see you."

She scoffed: "I live nearby."

"Someone is stealing my girlfriend? Impossible."

He has only one girlfriend in this world, Zhang Ling. Zhang Ling is destined to be a husband-killer, so if someone wants to steal her away, it depends on whether their fate is strong enough. If someone’s fate is not strong enough, he may die suddenly when he tries to seduce Zhang Ling.

"People always have to face reality." She held up her glasses and said with an expression of watching a good show, "Your girlfriend went out drinking with the director of the hospital today. You are alone~"

"So you are talking about Lin Xiaoting."

"Why, do you want to catch an adulterer?"

"Forget it, I'm going home to sleep. I'm very tired today."

Only Cheng Xiaoxi was left confused.

"Beep, beep--" She was awakened by the sound of a whistle from behind.

Only then did I remember that I seemed to be blocking the road.

Start the car.

She couldn't understand the melon.

……

Another day, Tan Wenjie visited Lin Zheng's house again and continued to wait.

Nothing is more attractive to him than the Yin-Yang corpse.

"Why are you here?" Lin Xiaoting's hair was wet, she had just finished a shower.

Tan Wenjie said: "I'm here to see Fellow Daoist Lin." After looking at each other, it was certain that birds of a feather flock together.

There is no need to pretend in front of her, everyone can be open and honest.

Lin Xiaoting frowned: "My dad just went out."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "He should leave us some time alone."

"I'm not interested in you." Lin Xiaoting said while looking at Tan Wenjie's face.

Height, figure, face, temperament, no matter what aspect, she is very interested.

Especially the unique beauty emanating from Tan Wenjie, whose beauty seemed to transcend that of ordinary people, made her involuntarily focus her eyes on him.

But she hated it most when her father talked about Taoism, and she even separated from her mother because of it. She hated the whole family and was not kind to Tan Wenjie.

"I'll make it clear to my dad. We're not suitable."

"A word is settled!"

He wanted to catch the Yin-Yang corpse, but didn't want to seduce Lin Zheng's daughter, so he solved both problems at the same time.

Double happiness!

Lin Xiaoting: “…”

Just then, Lin Zheng came back and smiled when he saw Tan Wenjie and the other person chatting.

But the smile was a bit forced.

“I always feel a little uneasy.”

This old man has many tricks, but Tan Wenjie never responds to him and just treats him as bait.

The few days of waiting did not disappoint him, as he heard footsteps outside.

There is also an evil spirit.

"Boom."

The door opened and a Taoist priest covered in blood came in.

"Lin, Fellow Daoist Lin!"

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Zheng frowned.

The Taoist coughed and said, "The male and female thieves you killed in Thailand were transformed into extremely evil Yin-Yang corpses. They found the Taoist Association, and I had to risk my life to escape, cough cough."

"Come in quickly." Lin Zhengxian rushed to the altar of Chunyang Patriarch in two steps, grabbed the sword and stabbed it.

The Taoist stood still, watching the Golden Money Sword hit his chest.

The red line broke and the copper coins flew everywhere.

The Taoist's body twisted and turned into a yin-yang corpse filled with evil spirit, with a woman's head sticking out from his chest.

This is the Yin-Yang Corpse.

"How can you be sure I'm not him?"

"His strength is too weak. There is absolutely no way he can survive, let alone come to report the news." Lin Zheng was on high alert.

"Hahaha, you killed me that day, and I'm here to take revenge today!"

"Ancestor..." Lin Zheng shouted immediately.

"Oh!"

A long stick with iron spikes flew out of the woman's mouth and smashed the statue of Master Chunyang on the spot.

"Your Chinese gods are useless to me." The Yin-Yang Corpse was rampant.

Lin Zheng was unable to withstand the fierce attack.

"Dad!" Lin Xiaoting turned to look at Tan Wenjie anxiously, "Hurry up and help me."

"You underestimate Fellow Daoist Lin." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "Fellow Daoist Lin..."

"puff--!"

Lin Zheng vomited blood and flew backwards.

Oh my god, is it really that bad?
"Who wants to help?" The Yin-Yang Corpse turned around and glanced at Tan Wenjie and Lin Xiaoting.

Finally, Tan Wenjie was targeted.

Tan Wenjie stepped back: "Kill her, she is Lin Zheng's daughter, I am just a passerby."

The Yin-Yang Corpse strode towards Tan Wenjie and tried to grab him, but Tan Wenjie had already taken off his shoes and aimed at the Yin-Yang Corpse.

"Bang!" The seven moles on the soles of the feet glowed.

He actually knocked the Yin-Yang Corpse away.

“Is it really that useful?”

There is no such magical effect in other worlds. It seems that this world has special bonuses for time and fate.

"Cough cough, Xiaoting, spit!" Lin Zheng said, covering his chest.

Lin Xiaoting no longer hesitated after hearing this and spat out a mouthful of saliva which hit the Yin-Yang corpse's face.

Why reward him?

Tan Wenjie was testing the power of the soles of his feet and kicked again.

"Ah!" A muffled sound came from the Yin-Yang Corpse's invulnerable chest, and its body seemed to be spinning rapidly like a cannon, leaving a shadow behind, and it directly crashed through the wall and disappeared without a trace.

Lin Zheng, who had climbed up, was shocked and said, "I didn't expect that using the Seven Stars and Ten Hours together would be so powerful!"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

It was obvious that he couldn't help but use all his strength in that kick just now, and also used the Lightning Poison Dragon Drill from the ancient boxing technique.

Even if the Bronze-Armored Corpse was kicked by him, its legs would have gone weak and it would have raised its hands in surrender. However, he saw clearly with his own eyes that although the Yin-Yang Corpse's chest was sunken, it healed itself the moment he withdrew his foot.

The bird has a strong ability to recover, but he is not jealous at all. It has become like that, and the bird has become like that, and is pointed. He feels pity for it.

"what are you doing?"

Lin Zheng was shocked to see that Tan Wenjie actually rushed towards the direction where the Yin-Yang Corpse disappeared.

"Finish the fight."

Lin Zheng paused, then suddenly realized: "That makes sense!"

Although the Yin-Yang Corpse is powerful, Stepping on Seven Stars and Ten Zeros are also extraordinary. They will definitely win this battle, so why should they run?

The Yin-Yang corpse embedded in the wall struggled hard, and dirt and rocks fell down.

The Yin-Yang Corpse had no time to feel the power of Ten O'clock and the Seven Stars under Foot, because the overwhelming and terrifying force almost kicked the Yin-Yang Corpse into pieces.

The two heads figured it out, looked at each other, and the female corpse quietly left.

They are going to launch a surprise attack.

"Xiaoting, don't go over there!" Lin Zheng shouted, "If the Yin-Yang Corpse eats someone born at 10 o'clock, its magic power will increase greatly."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Were you replaced by Qiu Sheng Wencai? Why do you directly point out your own weaknesses?

Faced with Tan Wenjie's raised right foot, the Yin-Yang Corpse did not dodge or evade, but even actively rushed forward.

Although the kick just now was very powerful, it was only physical damage. The Yin-Yang Corpse can recover in the blink of an eye, and can even gradually adapt, gain combat experience, and eventually become stronger with each battle.

On the contrary, the person in front of him is a mortal body, and if he is entangled, he will surely die.

He kicked the Yin-Yang corpse away and suddenly there was a rustling evil wind blowing by his ears. Tan Wenjie turned around and saw the female corpse hiding on the side. She opened her mouth and spit out a spiked mace.

"Depend on!"

He felt a chill in his heart.

He was the only one who talked back to others. It was the first time that he was talked back to by others, and he had no intention of confronting them head-on.

It's okay if you win the fight with this thing, but if you get touched, you will be so sick that you won't be able to eat for weeks.

The mace brushed past Tan Wenjie and went through the wall. The female corpse turned her head and chased after Tan Wenjie with the mace.

Tan Wenjie stepped back quickly, biting his finger and quickly drawing the Five Thunder Talisman on the soles of his feet.

"Look at me stepping on seven stars!"

Boom! !
Lightning filled the entire room, the dance of the Five Thunders made the air boil, electrical appliances exploded in an instant, causing a power outage in the entire street.

With electric shocks crackling throughout the room, Tan Wenjie, with the blessing of the Seven Stars under his feet and the Five Thunder Talisman amplified by his "Ghost Painting Talisman" talent, finally kicked out.

The female corpse's mace hit the lightning and exploded and broke instantly, and her head also exploded and turned into blood.

But when the lightning dissipated, the blood condensed again, and the female corpse reappeared without a single scratch.

Tan Wenjie retreated, retreated... and retreated again.

When I turned around, I found Lin Zheng was unconscious.

That’s right, he had a mortal body and was able to withstand the attack of the Yin-Yang Corpse, and the fact that he didn’t die on the spot was considered to be a strong body.

Lin Xiaoting was nervous: "What should we do?"

"My Seven Stars can't handle them for now."

"Then should I spit?"

I'm just being polite. Do you really think your saliva is that powerful?

"Take Fellow Daoist Lin and run first."

Tan Wenjie was excited that he finally had such a strong opponent.

"Where should we run?" Lin Xiaoting was at a loss.

"Of course I'll go to the temple. But forget it. The temple is unreliable."

The Yin-Yang Corpse’s resistance to gods and Buddhas is at its maximum.

"To the police station."

At least the bullets were of some use, even if they weren't very useful.

"okay!"

Lin Xiaoting nodded and tried hard to pull her father away.

But he took two steps and stopped again: "Do you want me to spit some water for you?"

"Keep it for yourself, and remember to eat more sour food."

Lin Xiaoting pulled the unconscious Lin Zheng away. Now, only Tan Wenjie and the Yin-Yang Corpse were left on the battlefield which had completely turned into ruins.

"Roar!" The female corpse opened her mouth and spit out the mace again.

"Buzz!!" the circular saw roared madly.

Tan Wenjie grabbed the [Grudge Fire Saw Blade Wheel 3000] and aimed it at the blunt head of the mace that looked like a mushroom. A burst of snow juice splashed and the mace was split into two.

"Ahhh!!"

"Stop screaming, it hurts me."

Tan Wenjie threw away the wheel, put on the red robe of the Taoist priest, bit his finger and drew talismans on his palm.

Press your palms forward.

When he raised his hand in an ordinary way, the Yin-Yang Corpse felt as if it was surrounded by an invisible giant hand, like a silkworm spinning a cocoon, trapping him layer by layer.

"Sure." Tan Wenjie's calm voice finally came.

Seeing that the Yin-Yang Master couldn't break free for the time being, Tan Wenjie directly pulled out his magic water pot.

Since the opponent is invulnerable to swords and guns and can be resurrected even after being beaten into blood foam, it would be better to boil him into soup directly.

"Stew some Yin-Yang kidney for the Black Mountain Demon and the zombies to nourish them."

The Yin-Yang Corpse in front of him was a walking bull whip and tiger whip, and all the dirty tricks he used to beat people were used.

He has never liked eating strong flavors, but he can feed them to the zombies under his command, maybe he can raise some different ones.

Falling into the pot of clear water, the Yin-Yang Corpse was terrified. His own body, which was invulnerable to swords and guns, could not resist the erosion and was slowly decomposed. His own strength was also quickly drained away.

Finally, at the moment when the immobilization spell was released, the Yin-Yang Corpse seized the opportunity to crawl out.

The nightmare-like voice came again: "Stop!"

(End of this chapter)