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Chapter 406 You think the same as me, pervert!

The job of cooking the soup was thrown to Chu Renmei.

Tan Wenjie stared at the Yin-Yang Corpse with full alert. This thing could neither be killed nor injured by a knife or an axe, and only thunder from the sky could destroy it. However, it was not easy to attract thunder from the sky when the sky was clear. Moreover, they were in a busy city, and more people would be killed by the thunder from the sky.

You can only use the boiling frog method to consume it little by little.

"come out!"

Zombie Uncle Dong, the red and white zombies, and the little zombies appeared.

"Let's have some soup. Today is team building."

Even Tan Wenjie was unsure what the zombies would become after feeding them corpse soup. The little zombies were extremely intelligent. Although they were zombies, they did not suck blood or hurt people. So they only drank some water and their bodies did not change much.

The Red and White Zombies have been following Tan Wenjie for a long time. Although they are bloodthirsty and cruel and have extremely mature thinking abilities, they are only invulnerable to swords and guns and are afraid of sunlight.

At this time, the immobilized Yin-Yang corpse pounced on it and chewed it wildly, eating the meat and drinking the soup.

As for the zombie Uncle Dong, he was transformed into a half-corpse and half-weird robot. He was good at transformation, and his corpse nature was almost completely gone. He just watched from the side.

Since it was a team-building activity, Tan Wenjie would not interfere and care who ate more and who ate less. The steps to progress were there, and if someone was willing to work hard, why should he stop them? As long as the Yin-Yang Corpse could be digested, it would be fine.

"I know a little bit about corpse refining."

As a disciple of Maoshan, although he did not deliberately study the art of refining and driving corpses, he had learned some basic knowledge.

He didn't refine corpses because the zombies he created with great effort still had the possibility of losing control and devouring their masters, and they couldn't be taken to different secret realms, so they were totally inferior to the characters he won through lotteries.

The reason why he still didn't refine the corpse after drawing the zombie was even simpler. If he directly drew out the Black Mountain Old Demon, even ten thousand red and white zombies would not be able to compare to it.

But seeing the desire in the hearts of the red and white corpses, he was willing to give them a chance.

Among the many Maoshan disciples who were good at refining corpses, none could compare to Shi Jian, who used thunder magic as the basis for refining his own son into a corpse monster. The son looked like a living person, and even if he stood in front of him, one could not tell the real one from the fake.

People with the four yin elements are needed as materials for raising corpses.

He couldn't find someone born in a yin year, yin month, yin day, or yin hour, but he could use the yin-yang corpse he had.

"Click, click!"

The red and white corpses were gnawing ferociously. Tan Wenjie danced with thunder with his fists, and used his magic weapon, the clear water pot, to stew over a high fire. The bodies of the Yin and Yang corpses finally melted like wax and became crisp and delicious.

The Yin-Yang Corpse requires the blood essence of 99 virgins and the golden liquid of 99 virgins, and it must also eat a person born at o'clock to become complete.

Although the pair of Yin-Yang corpses in front of him were difficult to capture and deal with, they were unable to cause any trouble in the hands of Tan Wenjie because he failed to eat Lin Xiaoting. Otherwise, the Yin-Yang corpses would be able to walk sideways in this land with their natural resistance to Taoism and strong vitality.

Similarly, Colonel Tanaka in the demon world of Huo's Building was still short of 3 people born on yin days, yin years and yin months to transform into the demon king and revive, but he was unable to gather the 3 people until he was struck by lightning.

There is a world of difference between a hair and a head.

"Roar!"

The white corpse's body suddenly trembled violently, and the muscles on its cheeks changed, actually changing into the appearance of the female corpse among the Yin-Yang corpses.

The red corpse also began to tremble violently.

"A cuckoo taking over the magpie's nest?"

The white corpse opened its mouth and said, "Damn Taoist priest, we have become one with the corpses you raised. If you kill us, you will kill them!"

"Lightning Thunder Fist!"

The lightning struck the white corpse's chest heavily, and the corpse exploded and turned into powder on the spot.

In his hands, no demon or monster has a golden ticket to immunity from death. They can only be used by me. If there is any possibility that they are out of control, I will blow them up on the spot.

He turned and looked at the red corpse.

"You!" The red corpse looked at Tan Wenjie in horror.

"Lightning Thunder Fist!"

boom!
Double corpse explosion.

The corpse powder fell into the pot and penetrated into the remaining half of the Yin-Yang corpse. The corpse changed and twisted into a red and white corpse.

"Master, I was lucky to escape."

Tan Wenjie: "Lightning..."

"Wait, how did you know that!" The two corpses turned into yin and yang corpses.

See it? There was no need for him to see it. They were just two zombies. He could just kill them.

If necessary, the Black Mountain Old Demon and Chu Renmei can be sacrificed just like him.

I am always in the first place, and these [roles] can be replaced and discarded at any time.

"Thunder Fist!"

【Role】

Yin Yang Red and White Corpses
Grade: 30/50
Talent 1: Water Ghost

Talent 2: Fear of Electricity

Talent 3: Immortality

Talent 4: Fusion

Talent 5: Lord Devourer

Talent 6: Fear of Zero Hour

Skill 1: Eat brain (you can get the other person's memory after eating the brain)
Skill 2: Change (can change your appearance)

Tan Wenjie looked at the red and white corpses that had undergone tremendous changes. The Yin-Yang corpse had completely taken away the consciousness of the red and white corpses.

It enhances its talent, but also adds huge uncertainty.

"I am not dead but I am afraid of electricity. I just keep you as my battery."

He tried it, and found that he was able to put away the Yin-Yang, Red and White corpses. It was hard to say whether the Yin-Yang corpse replaced the Red and White corpses, or whether the corpses possessed the Yin-Yang corpse's memories.

“The fire is getting bigger and bigger.”

It's time to slip away.

Escape!

……

hospital.

Lin Zheng opened his eyes and found himself tied up like a mummy, lying on the bed.

Tan Wenjie was peeling an orange nearby.

Tan Wenjie was surprised: "Friend Lin, are you awake?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Are you in a hurry to pee?"

Lin Zheng shook his head: "Woo woo woo."

"You want some water?"

Lin Zheng shook his head again: “Woo woo woo woo.”

“No smoking in the hospital.”

"Stop teasing him." A familiar figure approached.

The other person looked familiar, and after taking a closer look, Lin Zheng finally recognized who she was. It was the female doctor he met when he pretended to have a stomachache and wanted to bring his daughter and Tan Wenjie together.

She walked over and said, "Mr. Lin, you just finished surgery and the anesthetic is still taking effect."

"I..." Lin Zheng said with his tongue sticking out, "What, what happened, Yin-Yang Corpse?"

"What Yin-Yang Master?" The female doctor turned and looked at Tan Wenjie.

"I stepped on the Seven Stars and kicked the Yin-Yang Master to death easily." Tan Wenjie picked up a banana, "You're welcome, but your home is gone too."

"I-I-I-"

The female doctor rolled her eyes at Tan Wenjie, shook her head and left, thinking that he was just resentful about being cuckolded.

When you think about it this way, he's pretty pitiful.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He felt that the other person's look was very rude, as he had always used that look to look at others.

On the hospital bed, Lin Zheng was still thinking.

Is Stepping on the Seven Stars really that powerful? Lin Zheng was thinking about the lightning and thunder he saw that day, and the Yin-Yang Corpse was so powerful that he tried his best but failed to injure the opponent.

After a while, Lin Zheng's tongue finally regained consciousness.

He asked about the original situation in detail.

"To tell you the truth, a man in a red robe appeared." Tan Wenjie recalled, "He was holding a seal in his hand, and when he swung his fist, lightning flashed all over the ground. The Yin-Yang Corpse was turned into ashes in just a few rounds in his hands."

Lin Zheng nodded suddenly: "Sure enough, there is a senior who helps us."

He said that stepping on seven stars couldn't be that exaggerated.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Lin Zheng didn't believe him when he told the truth, but he believed him without a doubt when he changed his lies.

"Have you ever asked that senior where he came from and what he looks like?"

"I didn't ask, and I didn't see his appearance very clearly, but I just took a quick glance and I can confirm that he is a handsome guy!" He pondered for a moment and said very seriously, "Not only is he handsome, but he also has a good temperament. He is definitely the most perfect man I have ever seen in my life."

Lin Zheng: “…”

Why do you look in the mirror when you give compliments?

Lin Zheng didn't get any useful information from Tan Wenjie. Although he regretted not being able to meet the senior master, he was relieved to know that the Yin-Yang Corpse had been destroyed.

It’s not that Tan Wenjie has to hide his identity, but his battle with the Yin-Yang Corpse has attracted the attention of many people nearby.

He even hid underground and found that many people came over to find out what was going on.

Among them are the strong and the weak, humans and demons, good and evil.

It was obvious that all the evildoers were afraid of him. If he acted in a high-profile manner, he might end up in a false peace for the next year.

"Where's Xiaoting?"

"That Director Gao seems to have something to do with her."

"What!" Lin Zheng almost couldn't catch his breath, "I already made him unable to stand up, why is he still..."

Noticing that Tan Wenjie was looking at him strangely, Lin Zheng coughed dryly and closed his mouth.

It seems that Junior Naughty Gillian in this world is a little bit stupid.

A man's lust and whether he can do it are two different things. Even if it's only for 5 seconds, he will still like to smear his saliva on a beautiful woman.

Having something but not being able to use it is better than having nothing at all.

"You're awake now. I should go." Tan Wenjie threw the unfinished banana into the fruit basket and picked it up.

Lin Zheng: "Do you want to take the fruit basket you bought?"

"I didn't buy this." Tan Wenjie pointed to the wall and said, "I have a friend next door who was just hacked, so I took it to see my friend. By the way, this fruit basket seems to have been brought by Director Gao."

Hearing this, Lin Zheng's face turned black: "Take it away! Take it away quickly!"

"You're welcome."

He took the fruit basket, and Lin Zheng no longer had the annoying fruit basket, a win-win situation. He carried the fruit basket to the next room, and indeed saw Wu Ying lying on the bed with her hips raised.

"Brother Jie, you are here."

"Just now, my friend next door heard you yelling and threatening to chop someone down, so he came over to see you." Tan Wenjie glanced at Wu Ying's buttocks.

His butt was wrapped in gauze, and the wounds had stained the gauze red. His knife skills were all over the place, and it seemed that the man might have been a meat cleaver in the kitchen.

"Haha, it's just a minor injury that's not worth mentioning." Wu Ying was proud. "It doesn't matter even if he was hacked to death. I have already prepared the resettlement fee. Brother Jie, you are so kind to me that you even brought a fruit basket to see me."

"We are all good friends. Let's drink together when you recover."

"Okay!"

"By the way, Brother Jie, can you do me a favor?"

"You said."

"Please give this bag to my little brother tomorrow. It contains the protection money he has collected recently. He goes to the bottom of your apartment building every morning to chop people. You said you were in cahoots with Wu Ying, so he will definitely find you."

"Why didn't he come today?"

"Probably busy chopping people."

"..."

"Ok."

Tan Wenjie took out the money in front of Wu Ying, counted it and then put it back into the bag.

After sitting for a few minutes, he stood up and said goodbye.

In the corridor, I saw a female doctor who looked exactly like Hongdou being harassed by a greasy-haired guy.

He tried to pretend he didn't see it, but the other person saw him.

"Doctor Ni, you are here."

Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked back.

"Doctor Ni!" She walked up to Tan Wenjie, tugged at his arm and lowered her voice, "Please help me, this guy is very annoying."

"To be a shield?" Tan Wenjie also lowered his voice, "I usually don't take this kind of work order."

"Invite you to dinner."

"He can't be the actor you found, is he? Your purpose is to treat me to a meal."

"..." She gritted her teeth, "Of course! Not!"

We have only met a few times, but every time I meet, I feel a little itchy in my teeth.

"I'm helping you by the way, but you have to do me a favor too."

Isn't it just to help him pick up that Lin Xiaoting? Cheng Xiaoxi rolled her eyes. She really didn't understand why he fell in love with her. She was chatting with Director Gao, but he was there guarding Lin Xiaoting's father.

I was angry at him for not fighting for it. He was such a bootlicker.

Although the men who had surrounded her before were similar, when she jumped out of that relationship and looked at Tan Wenjie again, she immediately had a different feeling.

She nodded: "Okay, I'll help you!"

The two men came up to the man with greasy hair and powdered face.

"Doctor Ni?" He looked at Tan Wenjie, "No need, I'll go find Xiaoxi, only she can cure my disease."

Tan Wenjie's hair stood on end as he looked at her with eyes full of affection.

He was very familiar with it. Before he came, "Tan Wenjie" used this kind of look when harassing young girls and wives.

"Judging from the way you dress, you must be very rich."

The greasy-haired and powdered man said: "That's right, as long as Xiaoxi agrees to my request, I can give her mountains of gold and silver!"

Tan Wenjie lowered his voice and said, "Why don't you agree that when the time comes to divide the spoils, you can take the mountain of gold, and I'll just be a little bit aggrieved and take the mountain of silver."

Cheng Xiaoxi rolled her eyes.

"You." Tan Wenjie looked at the greasy-haired man, then suddenly shook his head and sighed, "Well, if you want to pursue her, go ahead. Go back and have something good to eat. Well——!"

Hearing his sudden sigh, the greasy-haired man was nervous: "Wait, what do you mean?"

I am not afraid of the doctor telling me how serious my illness is. I am just afraid that the doctor will suddenly shake his head and sigh at me and tell me to eat something good.

"I see that you have uterine prolapse. If you go and register now, you may still be saved."

"Puchi." Cheng Xiaoxi couldn't hold back her laughter.

"you!"

The greasy-haired man wanted to use violence, but when he noticed the arms exposed by Tan Wenjie's short T-shirt and saw the clear muscle lines on them, he gave up the unrealistic idea.

"What's your name? I'm going to the hospital to complain about you!"

"My name is Ni Ba, go and file a complaint right away."

"You wait!"

The greasy-haired and powdered man felt humiliated and turned away.

"Thank you." Cheng Xiaoxi said, and suddenly saw Lin Xiaoting coming in the distance. She said to Tan Wenjie, "Wait a minute."

After saying that, she quickened her pace and walked towards Lin Xiaoting, and the two whispered for a while.

Cheng Xiaoxi came back and pushed Tan Wenjie: "Go ahead."

"What to do?"

I have been matched up with someone again.

Cheng Xiaoxi: "Go quickly, Miss Lin is very busy."

Coincidentally, Lin Xiaoting glanced over and nodded at Tan Wenjie, so Tan Wenjie walked towards her, just in time to chat about things related to Lin Zheng.

"Thank you." Lin Xiaoting looked at Tan Wenjie.

She felt very clearly that Tan Wenjie was not interested in her.

A carnivorous person doesn't necessarily have to be paired with a carnivorous person. Similarly, a bad man won't like a bad woman. Birds of a feather flock together.

"I've said it before, I just have a good relationship with Fellow Daoist Lin."

"My dad is always like that, talking about fate." Lin Xiaoting suddenly mentioned, "In fact, the boyfriends I've had before were all very lucky. One became a banker, and another made a lot of money speculating in stocks."

After saying that, she glanced at Tan Wenjie and raised her hand to smooth her hair.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He thinks he is a rich man. He has so many beautiful women who have never had a boyfriend, so why bother to fight with a master?

His favorite mode when playing games is easy mode.

From a distance, Cheng Xiaoxi watched the two of them talking with their heads down. The handsome man and beautiful woman were a perfect match.

When she saw Lin Xiaoting with her hair tied up, she suspected that she must have developed a crush on Tan Wenjie. Then, she didn't know what he said to Lin Xiaoting, but she suddenly showed a surprised expression. She then took out a piece of paper, wrote something on it, handed it to him, and turned and left.

When Tan Wenjie came back, Cheng Xiaoxi asked, "How was it?"

"How about what?"

"Did you get the contact information?"

"I know her father so well, and he wants to bring us together. Would I lack contact information?"

"That's right, what did she give you?"

"This..." Tan Wenjie took the note and looked at it for several times, "The talisman written by your doctor is harder to recognize than the talisman written by the Taoist priest."

"I'll help you take care of it." Cheng Xiaoxi raised his hand and smiled.

When Tan Wenjie put the note in her hand, she couldn't wait to translate it into Chinese: "Are you free this afternoon to have coffee together?"

Tan Wenjie: “I’m free.”

Cheng Xiaoxi paused and thought for a few seconds before he understood what it meant.

Reading out the contents of the note myself was an active invitation to him, and he agreed.

"Ah, I have to go to the gym to exercise later, so I'm afraid I don't have time." Cheng Xiaoxi blinked.

Tan Wenjie: "What a coincidence, I also happen to be going to the gym."

The two of them understood each other tacitly and did not talk about anything related to Lin Xiaoting.

Tan Wenjie looked around the gym and saw that there were only muscular men there. He looked very small here.

He casually applied for a card and went into the locker room to change clothes while the receptionist winked and flirted with him.

"The goods haven't been delivered yet? I don't care. The beads have been handed over to you."

A muscular man was talking on the phone quietly. When he saw Tan Wenjie walk into the locker room, he immediately hung up the phone and left in a hurry.

When Tan Wenjie came out after changing his clothes, he didn't see the female doctor.

A strong aroma caught Tan Wenjie's attention, and a woman in yoga clothes came up to him.

"Pretty boy, build some muscles."

Tan Wenjie glanced at the other person twice, focusing his eyes on the key parts.

It's not right, it's a bit exaggerated, it's possible for thin branches to bear fruit, but it's not right to grow watermelons from tomato seedlings.

"No, I'm here to take a free shower."

woman:"……"

"Your friend." Cheng Xiaoxi also came over at this time, with her hands on her hips, like a queen.

The other party didn't say much and turned and left.

Cheng Xiaoxi asked: "Is it a pity?"

"What?" He turned his head, his eyes as pure as they could be.

"Playing dumb." Cheng Xiaoxi said with a smile.

"How do you usually exercise?"

"This is my first time here, let me learn from you."

Tan Wenjie followed Cheng Xiaoxi in exercising. The two chatted from time to time, warmed up, and then did bench press. They could still chat at the beginning, but then Cheng Xiaoxi focused on adjusting her breathing and ignored him.

He exercises casually. The equipment here is too light, but the effect of filling the blood after exercise is also good.

The body is no longer a human one. Ordinary people must have enough fat to be healthy. For example, people with low body fat may look good, but they are actually not healthy. However, Tan Wenjie has bid farewell to the stage where he must rely on fat to provide calories, so he can always maintain a low body fat.

Externally, the muscles are clearly defined, and each muscle is covered with a thin layer of skin.

Cheng Xiaoxi stopped to rest, with beads of sweat hanging on his neck.

The two of them subconsciously looked at each other.

Both men and women like to see good-looking things.

Tan Wenjie spoke first: "What are you thinking about?"

Cheng Xiaoxi: "Whatever you think, I think the same as you."

Tan Wenjie: "You actually think the same as me, pervert!"

Cheng Xiaoxi: “…”

(End of this chapter)