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Chapter 414 Do you mind having another girlfriend?

Tan Wenjie finally went to his shop and took a look. He didn't care about the money at all. Only the land was worth something.

The performance of employees is totally unimportant, they can slack off as they please. He is such a considerate boss that he can do whatever he wants as long as the account book is not in debt.

In the next two days, Tan Wenjie received another call from Uncle Feng. It turned out that Uncle Feng was going back to his hometown and might not come back in a short time, so he came to say goodbye.

I was also worried that he would delay Tan Wenjie's date with girls, so I chose noon on purpose.

The phone rings.

"Which one?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"you've got the wrong number."

"Brother Jie, it's me! Cheng Sheng!"

"You must have found the wrong person. There is no handsome and charming Mr. Tan Wenjie here."

Cheng Sheng would never come to me for no reason. If someone called me, he must be asking for my help, and he was planning to get something for nothing.

"You are the only one who would be so shameless in judging yourself." Cheng Sheng complained on the phone, "You are Brother Jie, stop pretending."

"Yes, I know that a cool man like me will stand out no matter where I am, just like a firefly in the dark night."

"Brother Jie, your lines are disgusting, where did you learn that?"

"A pork seller named Ling Ling Qi."

"Just hearing the name tells you it's unlucky, and the appearance must be very wretched."

"I never say bad things about people behind their backs. I can only say that he looks exactly like you."

"So wretched? Pah! This guy is so handsome and talented. I must meet him once if I have the chance."

"You probably don't stand a chance. What do you want from me?"

"Brother Jie, can you lend me 10,000 yuan?"

"Okay."

"I'm borrowing money because...wait, you're really borrowing money?"

Although I couldn't see Cheng Sheng's expression on the other end of the phone, I could imagine his expression as if he could eat ten fingers just by listening to his voice.

"Yes, I'll borrow it."

"Why don't you ask me to borrow money for what?"

"Don't ask. We have such a good relationship. I will definitely believe you."

"Brother Jie, you don't have any intentions towards me, do you? If you give me an extra 30,000 yuan, I can..."

"You think beautifully."

He had seen many women who ate and took things at the same time, but this was the first time he had seen a man as shameless as Cheng Sheng.

With an uneasy mood, Cheng Sheng took the initiative to find Tan Wenjie to get the money.

"Wait, Brother Jie, you really have a store?"

Cheng Sheng stood at the door of the funeral supplies store, trembling, "I treated you as a poor brother with no money, but you turned out to be a rich man! Ten thousand is not enough, lend me twenty thousand!"

Tan Wenjie picked up a stack of ghost money: "The latest model of Heaven and Earth Bank's universal ghost paper, even if you don't live in the East, you can still use it in the Western Heaven, and it supports currencies from more than 100 countries."

Cheng Sheng rolled his eyes: "It will only work if I'm dead."

Tan Wenjie: "Your forehead is black, you might die tomorrow, and this can be used right away."

He was not very sure about the exchange rate in this world. It was certain that ghost paper could make the little ghosts clear the way, but if he wanted the help of truly capable leaders, the currency must be linked to the real currency exchange rate, or even directly to gold and silver.

Cheng Sheng raised his middle finger, and then he explained why he needed the money.

He had been in arrears with his debts for too long, and his plan to pretend to be a rich man by occupying someone else's villa was no longer feasible, so he had to find another way.

"You mean to find another way, running away abroad?"

"Yes, I plan to go abroad to hide for ten days or half a month. Now I just need the boat ticket."

He goes out to hide away three or five times every year, just as a vacation.

"Then congratulations on your fortune."

Tan Wenjie was certain that Cheng Sheng was not telling the whole truth. It was likely that there were not just one family that wanted to kill him, but perhaps dozens of them. As a liar who even tried to steal lollipops from street kids, Cheng Sheng had so many enemies that he couldn't even remember them all.

"By the way, Brother Jie, don't tell anyone else that you know me." Cheng Sheng warned seriously.

Tan Wenjie rolled his eyes: "How desperate must I be to go out and tell others that I know you."

Apart from the fact that this face makes me look more handsome, more elegant and easier to pick up girls when I am with him, if I bring Cheng Sheng with me to other occasions, I will definitely be lowered in class.

"Brother Jie, you are so kind, can you give me 100 more for the taxi?"

"I'll give you two hundred dollars, get out of here."

"Thank you, Brother Jie!" Cheng Sheng said as he ran with the money, "Liu Yaozu is crazy now. He is targeting everyone who got involved in that incident. Brother Jie, you have to be careful."

It's right to go crazy. If Tan Wenjie lost 3 million, he would go crazy too.

He went back to the small warehouse and took a look around. The demand for paper spies had been quite high recently, so since he was here, he might as well replenish his stock.

While cutting paper figures with scissors, he also chatted on the phone with Zhang Ling and the Cheng sisters.

"Boss, someone is looking for you."

"Find me?"

Tan Wenjie was puzzled, but when he came out, he saw two men with silver hair and wearing cloth clothes.

His Qi-cultivation skills are pretty good, and he still has a bit of magical power, probably on the same level as Wen Cai, but his ability to restrain his Qi is very poor, it can be said that he doesn't know how to do it at all.

In Tan Wenjie's eyes, the two of them were always shining.

It was just a faint light, and Tan Wenjie restrained his aura very well, otherwise if he fully exerted his strength, others would not be able to open their eyes.

"But Mr. Tan Wenjie Tan?"

"I'm."

The two men's eyes lit up and they said in surprise, "Hello! We are members of the Taoism Association and would like to invite you to join."

"Taoism Association?"

Is that the one that Lin Zheng said the most powerful expert is his own Mo Yu Association? He never thought of going in to help the poor.

"Yes, our Taoist Association brings together all the mages, and everyone helps each other and shares what they have."

"Sorry, I'm not interested in joining."

"It's okay if you're not interested in joining." The man on the left pulled out a photo from his jacket pocket. "This is my granddaughter. She just turned 18."

The one on the right took out a dozen photos and said, "Mr. Tan, take a look at these. Do you like any of them?"

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He understood. It turned out that the bragging he said about marrying a wife and becoming an immortal had been known to other people. It was true that the two men invited him to join the Taoist Association, but it was also true that they wanted to facilitate their private affairs at the same time.

Only those who are practicing know how difficult it is to become an immortal, and how important the opportunity to become an immortal is.

The poor want to be wealthy, the rich desire longevity and power, and countless emperors throughout history have longed to become immortals.

The word "immortal fate" is enough to make people scramble for it.

If it works out, "one person's success will bring prosperity to the whole family", even if it doesn't work out, it doesn't matter. It's a different era now, just treat it as free love.

Before Tan Wenjie could say anything, the two of them had already started fighting.

"Your granddaughter has become stupid from studying too much. I heard that she has a boyfriend. Can she be Mr. Tan's girlfriend?"

"You're just short of bringing pictures of your grandmother, all the women in your family, and even your wife. Do you have any shame?"

The fight between the two men was quite brutal, with people touching each other's crotch, locking throats and exploding livers. In a trance, Tan Wenjie even mistakenly thought he was watching a mixed martial arts fight in an octagon cage.

"Wait a minute, both of you."

After all, this was the entrance to his own shop. If he did not speak up to dissuade them, he would be suspected of condoning them. What if others thought that he was waiting for the two to die on purpose so that he could take the opportunity to sell the coffins?

"I know what you mean, but I already have a girlfriend."

"Then do you mind having another girlfriend?" X2
The two men who were strangling each other stopped and turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

Not to mention having one more girlfriend, even having a hundred more would be fine, but it was a bit too much for two of them to come to me with photos of a few old onions.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

These two people are masters. Although they were fighting fiercely just now, when they stopped now, it was discovered that only the corners of their clothes were slightly wrinkled.

"I have a lot of girlfriends too. Thank you for your concern."

After much persuasion, the two were sent away.

"Don't come to our store too often in the future." Tan Wenjie turned to the stunned clerk and said, "If someone comes to my store and wants to introduce his daughter, granddaughter, wife, or mother to me, just say you don't know me."

"understood."

The charm of my boss is really terrifying.

... "A Ling, have you heard about it too? Marrying seven wives? That's pure slander!"

Tan Wenjie held the phone and said, "Becoming an immortal depends entirely on luck. Yes, I have a little talent for cultivation, but I still want to be an ordinary person."

After hanging up the phone, he always felt that there was something wrong with the call Zhang Ling made to him just now. Could it be that he was encouraging him to find a few more wives and ascend to heaven on the spot?

He insisted that he was a good man with a pure heart and there was no need for all his girlfriends to get to know each other, and that he should bear the hardship alone.

If he could really marry a wife and ascend to heaven, he would definitely not be polite, but becoming an immortal was just something he made up.

It's very difficult to become an immortal. All the gods in heaven are immortal. There is a job for each one, and there is no job for him now.

In the afternoon, Tan Wenjie and Cheng Xiaoxi met at the gym.

"My eldest sister is looking for you."

"Find me?"

What’s going on? Cheng Xiaodong also has his own phone, and we woke up together in the morning.

"You want to see me if you have something to do?"

"Do you have time to come to the police station?"

Cheng Xiaodong's voice was calm and sounded the same as usual.

"in a hurry?"

"Yes, it has something to do with Uncle Feng."

Is it related to Feng Lao Si?
"Go do what you want to do first." Cheng Xiaoxi said, "I won't work out today."

Cheng Xiaodong on the phone: "Are you at the gym? I'm nearby, I'll pick you up."

"Are you free tonight? I just happened to accidentally make a restaurant reservation and I just happened to have an extra movie ticket in my hand."

"No."

Cheng Xiaoxi was about to go to the locker room to change clothes, but suddenly turned around and kissed him on the face.

"Didn't you say you have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" She winked playfully.

"You kissed the same side twice. I have severe obsessive compulsive disorder."

Cheng Xiaoxi turned around and went into the locker room, flirted and ran away.

"Make sure your sister pays for you."

He turned around and almost hit a pair of car headlights, then took a half step back to create some distance.

"Ma'am, what's the matter?"

Mona.

Cheng Sheng was right, she really came to him.

As long as the other party investigates Cheng Sheng, they will know that Tan Wenjie and Cheng Sheng are connected, and then it is not surprising that they will come to him.

"I see that your movements are very standard. Do you have time to teach me?" She squeezed under the car lights.

Bright white and dazzling.

What an evil high beam, so arrogant. He decided to express his condemnation with an angry look.

Seeing that Tan Wenjie's attention was attracted, Mona was overjoyed. There was no reason why the beauty trap would not succeed.

Cheng Xiaodong happened to enter the gym and saw a shameless woman trying to steal his and his sister's girl, so he walked over immediately.

Mona was shocked when she saw Cheng Xiaodong being held in Tan Wenjie's arms.

What a beautiful and handsome woman.

The women around this man are of very high quality, and his beauty trap has a very low success rate.

After leaving the gym, Tan Wenjie sat in the passenger seat.

"Who was that woman just now?"

"Why, you're teaching me how to do things."

"No." She lowered her head and explained in a low voice, "I'm worried about you. I've seen that woman. She's the woman of the wealthy businessman Liu Yaozu. She's a socialite. Liu Yaozu often uses her to win over other people and even build relationships. If she comes to you, you'll be in trouble."

Tan Wenjie asked: "What do you want me to do this time?"

"Do you still remember Uncle Feng? Uncle Feng recommended you to a senior leader, hoping that you could serve as a police consultant to handle some supernatural incidents that the police could not solve."

"I'm just an ordinary person. I never thought about becoming a police officer."

She said, "I guess he might want to use you to connect with the flying fairy."

After all, he is a divine figure who can fly and exorcise demons. When his identity cannot be confirmed, Tan Wenjie, who is treated differently by him and is said by him to be able to become a fairy, will definitely be given special care.

"Don't think we know each other just because we're both handsome."

"No, they might want to get some clues. They think that immortal will keep an eye on you." Cheng Xiaodong explained, "This job is very simple. You are a specially hired consultant. You don't need to go to work on weekdays. You are paid but not working. If there are any problems such as Feng Shui, the police will invite people from the Taoist Association to solve them."

Wouldn't you have understood it if you had said this earlier?

In fact, Cheng Xiaodong herself also believed in it. She used to be a staunch atheist, but after seeing someone controlling fire and flying with her own eyes, her heart was greatly shaken.

Otherwise, she would not have been so tolerant of Tan Wenjie's philandering. Being beaten into submission was one thing, but the fact that the god said he would marry seven wives also played a big role.

"Let's go."

When he arrived at the police station, Tan Wenjie met Director Ma.

Yan Chixia sitting in a wheelchair.

"This is Sir Ma." Cheng Xiaodong introduced.

"Yeah." Sir Ma looked at Tan Wenjie and nodded with satisfaction, "I heard from Feng Lao Si that you have seven stars under your feet?"

Fate is very important.

"That's right." Tan Wenjie nodded.

Stepping on the Seven Stars did not give him much help, but it gave him a good identity, especially saving him a lot of trouble in this world.

"Feng Lao Si said that you were favored by an immortal. I definitely believe what he said." Ma Sir said as he took out a booklet from the drawer. "Here are some Maoshan spells. You can take a look at them first. If you want to practice, I will write a letter of recommendation and send you to the Taoist Association to find a master."

Tan Wenjie: "No, I want to practice and someone can teach me."

The Taoist Association took the initiative to ask him to send his wife and daughter today. If he takes the initiative to send himself to them, he will become a sheep walking into the mouth of a wolf.

"Okay." Sir Ma didn't say much.

It would be abnormal for a genius like this to have no one to teach him. Maybe that mysterious god-like boss will take the initiative to give him a chance.

"Sir Ma, since I'm in this line of work, do you have any magic weapons for me to keep with me?"

"I can help you look for it, maybe I can find a few." Sir Ma did not refuse. Now he just wanted to make friends with Tan Wenjie.

Feng Lao Si didn't want to stay. He had no one available. A young man with extraordinary talent who might have connections with some master, and even his girlfriend was a police officer, had such a good background and was much more reliable than those people in the Taoist Association.

Besides, he knew very well how much water there was in those people in the Taoist Association.

The time is just right. Since Cheng Xiaoxi didn't make an appointment, I might as well make an appointment with Cheng Xiaodong. The restaurant cannot be booked in vain, so I have to go to her office first.

When walking to the office, other policemen around him all leaned over to look at Tan Wenjie. It was better to meet him in person than to hear about him. Tan Wenjie was now very famous.

The male police officer wanted to see if he had three heads and six arms, and couldn't figure out how he managed to get Cheng Xiaodong, while the female police officer kept stealing glances at his face.

When he is out of the scope of normal people, Tan Wenjie's skin condition, mental state and temperament are completely different from those of ordinary people. He is born with his own filter and is charming no matter how you look at him.

Some people are already jealous of Cheng Xiaodong's good luck, as a tomboy can get such a great boyfriend.

Cheng Xiaodong, who had been frowning all the time, finally breathed a sigh of relief after entering the office.

"Ajie, are you on good terms with that man called Cheng Sheng?"

"What happened to Cheng Sheng?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled.

"He is a sneaky person, and many creditors came to the police station to report crimes today. I think you should not get too close to him."

"Don't speak ill of my friends in front of me from now on."

"That's what I admire most about you. You don't know that everyone in the police station has been talking about you recently. I feel so proud."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This scene looks so familiar. Will I be given an additional gold card later?

"Ajie, you..."

"Oh!"

The door was suddenly pushed open and a group of people rushed in and fell to the ground.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Cheng Xiaodong: "What are you doing?"

"Madam! One of our guys got killed."

Don't think that no one knows that you just eavesdropped by sticking your tongue to the door. Tan Wenjie was too lazy to point it out.

(End of this chapter)