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Chapter 424 Madam, I'm a plumber

"Ah Xiba!"

Tan Wenjie turned his head suddenly. He didn't know much Korean, but he happened to understand this sentence.

Swear words are the easiest and quickest to learn when learning a language.

The shaman from South Korea yelled in frustration, raised his butt and stumbled out.

Zhenqin, who was sitting next to Tan Wenjie, whispered, "The pen fairy he brought is very powerful. I heard that she was a witch when she was alive."

With a "boom", the shaman flew back, rolled a few times and fell not far in front of Tan Wenjie, muttering "shiba" all the time.

The swear words were limited and he found it a bit annoying.

"So fierce?"

Tan Wenjie stood up, and Makoto couldn't help but follow him quietly out of curiosity. She learned from her sister that among this group of exorcists from other places, the handsome man in front of her was the strongest.

In the yard, a pen with white Chinese characters written on it was shaking constantly.

Use hemp rope to form a circle around the pen to form a barrier.

Inserted on the outside is the imperial coin, which is a wooden stick with zigzag white paper tied on it, which looks a bit like a mourning stick.

The exorcist Kotoko was dressed in white, with a pillow hanging from her waist. She was holding a Kagura bell and shaking it, staring at the pen with a firm gaze, trying to threaten with her eyes.

"Where is Feng Lao Si?" Tan Wenjie turned around, but didn't find Feng Lao Si.

The Pen Fairy is very fierce, but not as fierce as the Ghost. If Feng Lao Si wasn't here, he could easily subdue it and beat it to death.

Kotoko chanted the spell in a low voice, which completely touched upon Tan Wenjie's blind spots in knowledge. He would take a while to react when someone spoke to him in Japanese, but now Kotoko was reciting the spell so fast that it was like a running commentary and he could not understand her at all.

Sweat was pouring down her forehead, and the stalemate with the Pen Fairy lasted longer and longer. Finally, the Pen Fairy broke free from the barrier with a "boom", and the hemp rope surrounding the Pen Fairy turned into a whip and lashed at Qinzi, throwing her away.

Kotoko fell to the ground and rolled over.

"Sister!" Makoto ran over.

"Run!" Kotoko yelled.

Only Tan Wenjie felt that their shouting had the flavor of Japanese dramas, and it inexplicably made him excited, but he didn't know why.

He walked forward quickly and pulled out a stack of talismans from his arms. They were not for suppressing ghosts or warding off evil spirits, but Five Thunder Talismans.

Before taking action, he had prepared a lot of talismans in advance. Apart from the minor disadvantage of a slight loss of mana over time, the talismans prepared in advance were his bullets.

"You can choose whether to stick with the original one or these."

The pen hanging in the air stopped shaking and fell to the ground obediently.

A good ghost doesn't fight with people. I haven't completely broken free from the seal yet, otherwise I wouldn't have to be afraid of these talismans.

Tan Wenjie picked up the pen and handed it to Qinzi.

"Come to me next time you need to be reasoned with."

He is best at reasoning, especially with ghosts.

Kotoko stared at him in amazement.

Before, when Feng Lao Si called, he said that there would be a helper, who had an extraordinary destiny and would one day become an immortal. But now she understood that becoming an immortal might not be true. Looking at the thick stack of talisman paper, he must be very reasonable.

"You are so amazing, how did you do that?" Makoto looked up and asked curiously.

She had seen her sister put on a grand show to subdue demons, but she had never seen a situation like Tan Wenjie where the other party would obey her just by a few words.

"If you point a high-caliber rifle at someone, whoever it is will want to reason with you."

Qinzi: "..."

Makoto: "..."

Korean Shaman: “…”

That's called intimidation.

"Where is Fellow Daoist Feng?" he asked again.

Qinzi stood up and answered, "He went out. He has his own things to do."

Everyone just came to Japan together. Feng Laosi has his own main quest, while Tan Wenjie is focused on clearing the jungle. Unless it is necessary, it is better for everyone to do their own thing.

Qinzi looked at Tan Wenjie seriously and said, "You have a very dangerous aura."

"Really?" Tan Wenjie sniffed.

I smell the cursed resentment all over me. I've been with Chu Renmei for a long time and I've gotten used to it.

"I've set up a barrier for you. You'd better not wander around and wait for Master Feng to come back."

"he?"

Tan Wenjie strongly suspected that Feng Laosi was playing "The Taoist Gaga Kills Tokyo Demons and Ghosts" somewhere.

When the two Taoists arrived in Japan, where demons and evil ways were rampant, they were like wolves among a flock of sheep, and were bound to cause great trouble in Japan.

"I have a date, forget it."

"Date?" Makoto was surprised. "Didn't you just arrive in Tokyo? Have you been here before?"

"Of course I haven't been here, but I want to meet a lady, and my last name is Tan."

"What do you mean?" Makoto looked at his sister.

Kotoko held the pen that the Pen Fairy possessed and shook her head. She didn't understand either.

It seems that he is going to date a married woman, but what does it have to do with his last name, Tan?

She makes friends with exorcists from all over the world, but that doesn't mean she will strictly require and restrict others. If others don't want to be helped, she won't force them.

"Let's go back and make a few more seals for it." Kotoko said to the Korean shaman.

Let's solve the current trouble first. If the Pen Fairy really breaks free from the seal, there will be great suffering among the people. The Pen Fairy slaughtered an entire village not long ago, otherwise the Shaman would not have come here for help.

In the evening, Tan Wenjie stood at the door of a house that exuded a strong sense of resentment.

The House of the Curse.

The hometown of Demon Queen Kayako.

Before her death, Kayako was an introverted and self-abased girl, and was very inconspicuous. When she was in school, she liked a male classmate named Shunsuke Kobayashi. She quickly fell in love with him because he knew her, but Kobayashi had a girlfriend, so she could only watch from the side.

Later, she sneaked into Kobayashi's home many times, and even hid under the bed to eavesdrop when Kobayashi and his girlfriend were fighting.

Sometimes I write in a diary.

After his father died, Takeo Saeki saw her at his father's funeral and said to her, "I need you." Kayako then married Takeo Saeki and gave birth to a son, Toshio, for him.

Toshio's elementary school teacher happened to be Shunsuke Kobayashi. However, at this time, Takeo Saeki found out that he suffered from oligospermia and it was difficult for him to have a son. He also saw Kayako's diary and suspected that he was being cuckolded.

So he brutally killed Kayako and hid the body in the attic, and locked Toshio in the closet. Toshio climbed into the attic through the gap in the closet, saw his mother's body, and threw himself into her arms.

The powerful hatred created the powerful cursed female ghost Saeki Kayako.

Anyone who enters a haunted house will die.

There are many female ghosts with disheveled hair in the world, and many wearing white clothes, but this is the only female ghost holding a little boy.

So, never keep a diary.

Tan Wenjie looked up at the powerful resentment emanating from the haunted house. It was not a ghost town, but every corner was filled with resentment. He looked over the iron gate at the entrance and saw the dead crows scattered all over the ground.

The walls were covered with ground weeds, spreading from the top of the wall to the ground. It was a thick layer that completely blocked out the sunlight.

The door was not locked, as if actively inviting every unlucky person who accidentally passed by to come in and die.

Just as Tan Wenjie was about to open the door, he felt a chill on his right side. He turned around and saw a naked, pale-skinned little boy squatting under the eaves, staring at him with lifeless eyes.

Toshio Saeki, neither alive nor dead, his condition remains a mystery.

"Little boy, is your mother home?"

Junxiong turned and ran.

"How rude."

Tan Wenjie pushed open the door and walked into the haunted house. The moment his feet touched the ground, coldness came from all directions like needles.

Kayako is the grudge, but the grudge is not Kayako. It is hatred, resentment and other negative emotions, and Kayako is just one of their representatives.

Later, there were the white old woman, the black girl, etc., who were also cursed. Tan Wenjie walked easily, knocked on the door, and then pushed it open and went in.

The entrance hall has a strong sense of déjà vu, and is a classic battlefield for sparring in action movies. Further inside is the tatami sofa in the living room, which is also a classic battlefield.

"anyone there?"

Tan Wenjie scanned the haunted house with his yin-yang eyes. Every corner was filled with resentment, which means that the other party could exist anywhere.

His eyes paused for a moment at the stairs, then moved elsewhere.

Walking to the refrigerator, thinking of the classic horror movie routine, he suddenly opened the refrigerator door.

There was no surprise of blood spurting out of the head, just some alcoholic drinks.

"It's quite fresh." He glanced at the production date.

Saeki Gayako seems to be a typical housewife.

"cluck"

Suddenly, a bubbling sound came from the side of my ear, 3D surround sound, and the low frequency caused my body to tremble, like a hunter locking onto his prey.

Tan Wenjie closed the refrigerator door and looked towards the stairs. A woman wearing a blood-stained dress and with a bloody face was climbing down step by step with her body twisted in a strange posture.

In Tan Wenjie's eyes, the resentment in him was as thick as a huge black stone, solid and impenetrable.

Unlike all other female ghosts, Kayako's cursed haunted house will keep killing visitors, and the curse will keep accumulating.

The more people die, the stronger the power.

She crawled very slowly, with her head twisted in strange angles, intending to use this appearance to scare the shit out of Tan Wenjie.

"Ma'am, I'm here to fix the water pipe."

A housewife with a son and an absent husband, this is in Japan.

All the elements are gathered.

Kayako, who had just crawled onto the floor, looked up at Tan Wenjie. Unexpectedly, he walked towards her quickly and suddenly lightning burst out from his body.

The lightning and thunder fist fell, only blasting away a ball of resentment, and Kayako's figure disappeared instantly.

"Tap", "Tap", a pair of light little feet landed on Tan Wenjie's shoulders one after another.

Junxiong squatted on his shoulders.

"Crackling" bubbling sounds came from below, and ghost hands climbed up along Tan Wenjie's trouser legs. When they were about to touch his thighs, Tan Wenjie quickly punched out.

"I'm just an ordinary plumber, please don't do anything to me that may cause misunderstanding."

A pair of small hands tried to hold his head.

Tan Wenjie raised his left hand, grabbed the thin figure, and slammed him to the ground roughly.

The thin white figure rolled to the ground and yelled to Tan Wenjie: "Meow——!!"

In the next moment, Junxiong disappeared, but a pair of hands grabbed Tan Wenjie's head from behind and pulled him back suddenly.

Tan Wenjie exerted force on his feet, rooted to the ground, and was pulled by the hands to do a bridge pose. His back was only a fist's distance from the ground, but his feet were motionless.

While holding on, he clenched his fists, and lightning quickly climbed up along his fists. The flashing light was like a hammer that shattered the female ghost.

Junxiong's figure flashed on the ceiling and pounced towards him.

Tan Wenjie supported himself on the ground with his right elbow, turned his body, raised his leg and kicked Junxiong away, but the moment he touched the wall, Junxiong's figure disappeared.

Turn over and stand up flexibly.

"You are quite courageous, I want to see if you are really neither human nor ghost!"

Who can't walk through walls and escape underground?
"Oh!"

A large human-shaped hole was knocked out in the wall.

"Wood? Pah pah pah." After accidentally swallowing a mouthful of sawdust, Tan Wenjie spat out a few times.

No wonder he failed to pass through the wall and escape underground.

Qian Junxiong was squatting on the table, still looking at him with a pair of lifeless eyes, then turned around and fled to other places.

"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"

He crashed through three walls in a row and returned to the living room.

Tan Wenjie bit his finger to draw a talisman, and slapped Junxiong from a distance when he was trying to escape again.

"Certainly!"

Junxiong froze in mid-air, held by the neck in Tan Wenjie's hand.

The sound of bubbling bubbles came from all directions.

Figures in white dresses appeared from everywhere.

In the kotatsu, under the TV cabinet, on the stairs, in the window... There were almost countless of them, and they crawled very slowly, but each one of them was Kayako.

Tan Wenjie supported himself with his left foot and drew circles with his right leg.

Protective circle.

The group of ghosts circled around the protective circle, and although the golden light flashed, they were still unable to break through and get close.

Tan Wenjie clenched his fist, lightning flashing between his fingers: "Madam, you don't want your son to be bullied, do you?"

The female ghost didn't say anything, she just giggled and rushed forward madly.

The full-strength Lightning Thunder Fist exploded with lightning, and the entire haunted house was filled with thunder. All the household appliances exploded and broke, emitting billowing black smoke.

A passerby who accidentally passed by here outside was frightened and ran away screaming.

In the past, the haunted house was just haunted, but this time it seemed like it was struck by lightning.

The lightning stopped, and Tan Wenjie was still holding Junxiong in one hand. Junxiong was dying, but he was obedient and did not struggle.

The kid's health bar was longer than he had imagined.

After being cleared out by the punch just now, only one Kayako appeared again.

It was still making a strange "clucking" sound, but it stayed far away and didn't dare to move any further.

"It should have been done earlier. There should be no deadly hatred between us. Otherwise, it will be either you or me."

Gaya Coconut:?

You're going to die anyway, right? That's a wrong sentence.

But she can't speak and can only use bubble sounds.

Since Tan Wenjie was unable to eliminate Kayako, and Kayako and Toshio were unable to defeat Tan Wenjie, the two sides temporarily ceased fighting.

Kayako looked at the things that Tan Wenjie took out, one magic weapon, magic tool, and head after another, which were getting lower and lower. The gap between them was too big. It was not that Kayako knew that she could not beat them, but that the curse of the entire haunted house was clearly no match for him.

He is completely different from the exorcists who came before.

Tan Wenjie let go of Junxiong.

Junxiong, who was at the center of the Lightning Thunder Fist explosion and almost took a fully charged punch, looked at Tan Wenjie with fear in his eyes.

Unlike Kayako, Toshio is just a by-product of the curse, and it is unknown whether he can be resurrected after death.

Before, with Kayako's protection, it was lucky that Toshio didn't kill anyone on his own initiative. Now that he felt the iron fist from the "plumber", Toshio was vaguely reminded of his violent alcoholic father.

"All the electrical appliances in the house are broken." Tan Wenjie knocked on the table. "You ghosts can control the lights to flash, right? You can definitely fix them, too."

Kayako: “Hehehe.”

Watching that all the electrical appliances returned to normal, the TV that was struck by lightning and was smoking and exploding also quickly recovered.

"Can time really flow backwards?"

There are too many works related to The Grudge, some of which can even travel through time and space and cause time chaos. The ability of the Grudge cannot be explained by the concept of ordinary evil spirits.

Tan Wenjie took out a bottle of drink and let Kayako go back in time, returning to the day it was first produced, so that there would be no need to worry about expiration and waste.

The next moment, a bottle of drink with a strong smell of curse came out freshly. Regardless of whether it was fresh or not, after drinking it, you might die on the spot and then turn into a curse and join the Saeki family.

(End of this chapter)