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Chapter 449 Hiss... I've dreamt about this!
"Ouch~"

A person suddenly bumped into Tan Wenjie. He quickly stepped back to keep some distance and looked cautiously at the woman who was trying to take advantage of him.

On the surface, there seemed to be nothing wrong, except that the slit of the dress was a little high and the V-neck was a little deep. She was just an ordinary person.

"Sir, are you coming alone?" She felt Tan Wenjie's gaze and shook her shoulders slightly.

The old shoulders were very slippery and the suspender skirt slipped down accidentally.

Facing the other party's expectant gaze, Tan Wenjie shook his head: "You may have misunderstood, I came here with my friend."

The dancer gave him a disdainful look and took her eyes off my chest if she could.

Prude!
She doesn't look very old, maybe she has never had much of a relationship, but she just likes to deal with young girls.

"I'll leave you first." Tan Wenjie said as he raised his hand to hook up her suspenders that had slipped off, helped her hang them up again, and then turned aside to say goodbye.

Dancer: “…”

I was wrong. He is definitely a veteran in the world of flowers.

Tan Wenjie walked towards the box where Ma Shangfeng and Apple were going. He remembered what Cao Lu said, that the Ghost King was very powerful and had killed many people. He was also very good at hiding... and he liked to marry wives.

Before he traveled through time, he threatened to forcibly marry an innocent woman named Shishi from a village and controlled her to become a demon. After coming to this era, he might repeat the same trick.

……

As soon as Ma Shangfeng followed Apple into the box, he couldn't wait to take off his clothes and wanted to get straight to the point.

"Beauty, here I come~"

"Don't worry~" Apple gently pushed him and turned to sit on the bed, "We need to discuss the price first."

"Money? I'm very rich!"

Ma Shangfeng was not panicked. Since Tan Wenjie said he would treat them, he would definitely not be stingy. He was sure that Tan Wenjie was a sucker who was always willing to give charity in recent times.

He didn't feel embarrassed at all about cheating Tan Wenjie out of his money.

He then lunged at Apple, but she slipped away again: "Why don't you sit down and let me serve you?"

"It turns out that people hundreds of years later are so good at having fun." Ma Shangfeng immediately lay down and closed his eyes. "Hey, come on, make me happy, and there will be a reward!"

Apple first touched Ma Feng's pants.

No wallet, nothing!

How dare you float the Overlord Chicken?

She looked at Ma Feng who had his eyes closed, her eyes gradually turning red, and she rode on him, reaching out to grab his neck.

Finger hard.

"What kind of game is this?" Ma Shangfeng laughed.

The feeling of suffocation is getting stronger and stronger.

He sat up suddenly, sending Apple flying like a rag doll.

"Ahem, cool! There is such a way to play!"

Apple, who had just gotten up, immediately smiled and said, "As long as you like it~"

In his heart, he couldn't help but curse Ma Shangfeng as a non-human.

"Of course I like it, but it's my turn."

Ma Shangfeng grabbed Apple, pulled her hair, and punched her in the stomach twice.

Then he asked with a sly smile: "Is it fun?"

Apple gritted her teeth and forced a smile: "Of course it's great, is it my turn now?"

His hair was blood red and stood on end, and he pounced on the vanguard.

Outside the door, Tan Wenjie was eavesdropping openly.

He didn't feel embarrassed at all about betraying Ma Feng.

Someone happened to pass by and stood next to Tan Wenjie to listen.

"Wow, it looks like it's pretty intense in there!"

There was a very loud noise, with laughter and screams, and bang bang bang, as if someone was hitting the wall with a hammer.

Tan Wenjie looked down at the madly spinning pointer and suddenly kicked the door.

Seeing this, the passers-by who were eavesdropping on the side quickly stepped back.

"Dude, that's not the case, is it?"

Are you so excited that you rush in to play together?

It was also his first time seeing it, and he really learned a lot today.

The door was kicked open, and a naked red-haired girl was seen flying towards Ma Shangfeng. Ma Shangfeng not only did not dodge, but instead had a lewd smile on his face.

Tan Wenjie took two quick steps, stood on tiptoe, raised his leg high and kicked, hitting the red-haired girl in the chest. The other party screamed and flew backwards at a speed even faster than when she came, hanging on the wall.

"Brother Jie, how did you get in?" Ma Shangfeng saw Tan Wenjie coming in, "At least you have to queue up."

"Get down to business!"

"Business?" Ma Shangfeng looked at the figure hanging on the wall.

He is just doing his job.

Naked, he was clinging to the wall and slowly sliding down.

So what if she is not a human? Apart from her hair turning red, the big parts are big and the beautiful parts are beautiful. He doesn't mind at all that something happens between them.

Tan Wenjie has already stood up and kicked.

"Brother Jie, please be gentle with your feet, kick him to pieces!"

Ma Shangfeng came from ancient times to modern times, and he has never seen anything so exaggerated in the hundreds of years of time difference. The most important thing is that he was very strong. Now he was kicked to pieces by Tan Wenjie, which made him feel distressed.

Pity.

Apple had just gotten up from the ground when he was kicked in the chest again, and he rolled to a stop against the wall.

After looking at Tan Wenjie angrily, she turned around and slammed into the wall.

If you can’t beat him, run!
"boom!"

A large human-shaped hole was knocked into the wall sideways, and it was easy to tell the front and back.

In the next room, a couple who were studying how to use feet and drink wine were stunned.

Tan Wenjie followed closely behind with a compass in his hand, casting a long line to hook the big fish.

At the same time, a paper crane flew out of his arms, and in the blink of an eye it turned into a white dove, flapping its wings.

"Go and inform fellow Daoist Caolu."

The pigeon nodded and went out of the window.

"Brother Jie, wait for me!" Ma Shangfeng realized it belatedly and pulled up his pants to catch up.

He put on his pants while hopping on one leg, and when he reached the next room, he took a closer look at the man and woman who were studying how to drink.

"You can actually drink wine this way? You never stop learning."

Thinking back to the fact that he had never studied anything other than real swords and guns, Ma Shangfeng couldn't help feeling regretful.

Missed out on so many interesting things!

"You guys keep going, keep going!"

The crowd screamed and walls were broken through.

Apple rushed into the street naked with red hair.

"Dudu——!!"

A truck came speeding towards us.

"boom!"

Apple was knocked flying and drew a parabola in the air. After landing, her body twisted stiffly, and then she stood up again, dragging her deformed body towards the distance.

"Possessed."

Tan Wenjie ran out and frowned slightly as he watched Apple leave.

Turning humans into monsters, the most obvious thing after changing species is that they become uglier!
The only natural female demons like the Seven-Star Witch whose appearance is not affected by being possessed by a demon are those with good birth and blood. Not only will they not become ugly, but their temperament will change and they will have a different charm.

When ordinary people become low-level demons, not only will they be weaker than they are stronger, they will definitely be ugly.

If the red-haired spiky girl didn’t have a pair of coconut waves, Tan Wenjie would definitely give her negative points.

The bustling city cannot stop Apple.

Passersby were frightened by her appearance as a female ghost with red hair, and there were also people who were curious and took a closer look. If someone was running naked, they would definitely take a closer look.

Parading all the way through the city.

Traffic jam.

Behind, Tan Wenjie was chasing closely.

The compass in his hand was spinning wildly, and Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped.

"Whoosh whoosh-!"

Ma Shangfeng caught up with him, holding his knees and breathing heavily.

"Brother Jie, why don't you chase me?"

He raised his head and looked forward, then immediately held his breath.

A dump truck was heading towards them. The driver was Apple, and she stepped on the accelerator angrily.

In the blink of an eye, the dump truck was right in front of him. Tan Wenjie slid under the truck and avoided the opportunity to cross.

He slapped the ground with his palms continuously, and his body flexibly crawled out from under the car like a snake, turned around and climbed up to the outside of the car.

In the car, Apple was stepping on the accelerator and rushing forward, crushing everyone along the way, but when she drove over, everyone had already run away, so she could only crush the roadside stall to vent her anger.

Tan Wenjie smashed the car window with his fist and pulled the door out.

"Squeak-"

There was a teeth-grinding sound of metal deforming, and the car door was roughly pulled down. He stretched out his hand and pulled, and Apple was pulled out with a head of red hair.

"Drive!" Tan Wenjie pulled out the little zombie and zombie Uncle Dong.

One has brains and the other has ability, and they are a good match for each other.

He let go and landed with Apple.

"Ms. Apple, we are acquaintances after all. There's no need to be so formal."

She doesn't seem to be very shy.

I glanced at Apple and saw that the breast that exploded healed itself quickly, and the scene was a bit bloody.

"You kicked my wave, what else do you want?"

It actually has self-awareness, which is beyond my expectation.

Suddenly, Tan Wenjie had an idea: "I can give you money, 10 yuan."

"One million! If you want to know, just tell me." Apple's tone suddenly softened.

"20. You don't want the other one to explode, do you?"

If the other party was a human, he would be reasonable, but unfortunately Apple has been possessed by a demon.

Apple: “…”

I have never seen such a shameless and arrogant person.

“I need to get the money first,” she said.

Ten minutes later, Apple, who had changed her clothes, crossed her legs and counted money, while Ma Shangfeng on the opposite side seemed to want to say something but stopped himself several times.

I'm a little greedy...very greedy, but I have to get down to business.

"What do you want to ask?"

"The location of the Ghost King."

……

The thatched cottage arrived late.

He frowned after seeing Apple.

"What's wrong?" asked Tan Wenjie.

He looked up and down, inside and out many times, but couldn't find any problems. He didn't expect that Cao Lu could see the problem just by looking through the clothes.

There is a gap in experience between the two sides. I really hope that I will be able to tell the witch at a glance in the future. It doesn’t matter if I lack experience now. He is still young and can observe more.

Experience is accumulated step by step, from simple to difficult. He first studied people without clothes to hone his eye skills.

Cao Lu said: "The Ghost King is extremely selfish and has a strong possessiveness towards women. He will never let her out. Maybe there is a trick."

"I escaped on my own," Apple said unhappily.

He moistened his fingers with saliva and continued counting the money.

"Impossible, the Ghost King's ability to control people's minds is rare in the world!" Cao Lu shook his head, indicating that he absolutely did not believe it.

Demons with poor skills will never be able to escape control. Although Apple has been possessed by the demon, she has no other skills except her brute force and red hair.

Unless she is a person with a very strong mind by nature.

How can a woman who sells her body for money have a firm mind? Tan Wenjie shook his head and said, "Fellow Daoist Caolu, I believe Apple. She is obsessed with money. Everything else is unimportant."

Since Apple could ignore his handsome face and perfect temperament, his ability to control people's hearts would naturally be ignored.

Moreover, after being possessed by the devil, he gained a lot of abilities and was not afraid of death. Instead of thinking about killing people, setting fires and robbing banks, he continued to go back to the dance hall to be beaten.

Her obsession with money and her love for her career surpass most people in the world.

It's not only the obsession with noble feelings that is strong. Being obsessed with money is also a kind of obsession.

"It's so true!"

Caolu nodded and reluctantly accepted this statement.

Apple also pouted and said unhappily, "He asked me to do this and that, and didn't pay me a dime. He also asked me to serve the woman he robbed. If I really want to be a housewife, why should I follow him? With my figure, I can just find an honest man and marry him."

The honest man is eating your rice!
"..."

Everyone tacitly ignored Apple. Even Tan Wenjie, a pick-up artist, found it difficult to meet her. Fortunately, he not only had a handsome face but also money.

Change your thinking and you can get her to do things for you by paying her more money.

Caolu: "The Ghost King is getting married, we must leave as soon as possible, otherwise more and more people will be harmed."

Tan Wenjie agreed very much: "That's right, I despise bastards who force others the most. As a pure love party, I strongly request that I be the one to chop the Ghost King to death with the final blow!"

He was filled with righteous indignation, his chest heaving, as if he would be filled with anger and give rise to inner demons if he could not kill the Ghost King himself.

"Of course." Caolu nodded slightly.

I secretly thought that Tan Wenjie was a truly passionate person.

Everyone is ready to start again.

After hearing that Tan Wenjie was willing to pay an extra 50,000 yuan, Apple was willing to lead the way.

"how to get to?"

"of course……"

A dump truck stopped in front.

The car window rolled down and the little zombie waved at them.

"Zombies?" Caolu was surprised.

Tan Wenjie immediately said, "These are zombies I raised. They are very smart."

"So that's how it is." Caolu nodded slightly. He had seen many people raising corpses, so it was not surprising.

But zombies that can drive are worth surprising.

The little zombie drove a dump truck, carrying everyone straight to the ghost king's hiding place, speeding all the way, and his driving skills were better than expected.

The driving was very smooth along the way and no one got carsick.

"Next time there is a means of transportation, I will definitely let the little zombie come."

The car stopped in front of a church. The yin energy was dense, but it did not float up. Instead, it lay quietly on the ground like liquid nitrogen.

Even if Tan Wenjie had a keen sense of smell, he might not be able to detect anything wrong with the church when flying over.

get off.

Looking around, there are few people.

"What's wrong?" Cao Lu asked.

"It looks familiar." Tan Wenjie shook his head, then took a deep breath: "Hiss... I dreamt about this!"

Cao Lu nodded slightly and said, "It's not surprising that people who practice cultivation may occasionally have some sudden enlightenment."

“It turned out to be a precognitive dream.”

For Tan Wenjie, sleeping is just sleeping, and he doesn’t want to have anything to do with cultivation. He works hard when he should work hard and rests when he should rest, otherwise he will easily feel bored.

"Walk?"

"go!"

The two walked side by side.

Cao Lu drew out his magic sword, his eyes focused slightly, then turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

There was a bloated wheelbarrow next to him, which was hung with various weapons.

He is wearing a red robe, holding a big seal in one hand and a token in the other, with a flying sword floating beside him.

Look at Tan Wenjie, then look at yourself.

It's a bit shabby.

"Do it!"

No action plan is required.

It is known that the strength of the Thatched Cottage Hermit and the Ghost King is not much different, and both sides are evenly matched.

Now, Tan Wenjie has joined as a helping hand.

In a crushing game, just push forward violently. There is only one possibility if you can't win: the opponent is cheating.

The others stay on the dump truck, and the little zombies will drive away if anything goes wrong. Not letting the pig teammates hold you back during the battle is also a very important part of victory.

It’s not that Tan Wenjie doesn’t believe in Ma Ma Feng, who is as strong as an ox, nor is it that he doesn’t trust Xiao Gui, but that the hermit in Cao Lu has the same face as A Jiao’s nephew, and is surrounded by two disciples, so the sense of déjà vu is too strong.

Caolu is a super enhanced version of Uncle Nine who can open the mysterious gates of heaven and earth. He is afraid that his life is not strong enough and he cannot bear it.

When I entered the church, I saw a man wearing Japanese samurai armor, with a sinister aura.

There was also a woman with her hands and feet tied, and a trembling priest presiding over the wedding.

"I seem to have dreamed about this scene before, especially this priest. But the church in my dream had a cross. Why is the cross gone here?"

When the priest saw Tan Wenjie rushing in wearing a Taoist robe, he immediately understood why he had encountered such a thing again.

"why is it you again!"

Last time there were robots fighting outside, this time it’s a battle against Japanese samurai.

"Help!" The first thing the woman did when she saw the person coming was to shout for help.

She was just an ordinary doctor in a mental hospital. On her way home from get off work, she was inexplicably caught in a gust of black wind. The black wind turned into a ghost wearing Japanese armor, and the other party forced her to marry him.

I tried every possible way to delay time, from a Japanese wedding to a Chinese wedding and then to a Western wedding, but tonight I still couldn't avoid falling into the tiger's mouth.

"Miss Shishi?"

"Fu Qingfeng?"

He didn't find it strange at all to see someone who looked like him again, and there was a big difference in appearance between him and Xiaoqian and Fu Qingfeng, so they were barely similar in appearance.

"Before, I was wondering why the Ghost King was in such a hurry to get married." Cao Lu stared at the Ghost King in the distance, "So you've set your sights on Miss Shishi's reincarnation."

Shi Shi was originally controlled by the Ghost King, and then defeated by Cao Lu. Hundreds of years have passed and he has already been reincarnated.

The Ghost King said nothing, but drew the long sword at his waist.

Cao Lu had come to his house and interrupted his good deeds many times, and he wished he could kill Cao Lu as soon as possible.

The wind was howling, and the armored ghost king rushed over with a knife in his hand. The yin energy on the ground rolled up and turned into waves as he ran.

Tan Wenjie stood where he was, feeling wave after wave crashing towards him. His body seemed to be standing on a reef by the sea, forcing himself to endure the beating.

Fortunately, he was strong enough. He stood in front of him, holding the Xuanyuan Sword in both hands, and the cold wind and waves were divided and surged to both sides.

The hermit in the thatched cottage pointed his right sword and the benches in the church flew up, as if they were controlled by invisible hands, making the benches hover in front of him.

The knife flashed, and the bench was chopped vertically and scattered all over the ground.

The Ghost King has broken through the obstacles and arrived in front of the hermit in the thatched cottage. His long knife clashed with the hermit's long sword, and flames flew.

The two sides fought each other.

The sword and the knife flashed.

Tan Wenjie quietly sneaked up to the priest and the tied woman, and while helping her untie the woman, he asked the priest, "Have we met before?"

The priest said angrily, "We just met some time ago. It's right here. There's a big robot outside!"

Forget it, he decided to change his career and never be a priest again.

It would be a good idea to go next door and become a monk. Monks don’t need to help others preside over weddings, so there is definitely no danger.

Tan Wenjie looked at him in surprise: "So you were there when Zhong Kui married his sister?"

The reason why it looks familiar has been found.

"I am a priest!"

“It turns out it wasn’t a dream.”

The priest saw through Tan Wenjie's pretense at a glance because he had a lot of experience in pretending to be confused.

"It's not advisable to stay here for long." Tan Wenjie said to the two men, "You run first."

"Shi Shi!" The Ghost King suddenly turned around and rushed over, slashing at Tan Wenjie's neck with his knife.

Tan Wenjie clutched the Five Thunders Heavenly Master Order and punched towards the knife.

Lightning flashed, and Lei overturned the knife.

He immediately kicked forward again, kicking the Ghost King out of the church, and at the same time bit his finger to prepare to use the immobilization technique to control the opponent.

The talent "Ghostly Talisman" increases the effect of the talisman by 1% for every 0.5 life.

In an instant, Tan Wenjie stuffed his magic power and life into the "edict" in his palm.

The Ghost King stepped on the air, turned around and swung his sword at Tan Wenjie.

"Certainly!"

Immobilize spell, 50% of cost will be refunded upon successful execution.

In the church, Cao Lu was horrified when he saw the Ghost King suddenly rush out like a wild horse.

He believed in Tan Wenjie's strength, but was worried that the Ghost King would become murderous and harm the two innocent people. However, he did not expect that Tan Wenjie would suddenly burst out with powerful thunder magic.

The previous judgment was wrong. Although Tan Wenjie is weaker than me in terms of magic power, that may not be the case in terms of combat power.

Cao Lu rushed out of the church, holding his sword and was about to go forward to help, but he saw that Tan Wenjie used a spell to immobilize him.

Not only that, he keenly noticed that Tan Wenjie's body was in a dangerous state in an instant.

He lost his magical power and was seriously injured and on the verge of death.

But after immobilizing the Ghost King, his body recovered surprisingly quickly.

Although he was surprised, Caolu's sword was not slow. Facing the Ghost King who was fixed in the air without moving, he unleashed all his sword skills and magic power.

The stars in the sky changed rapidly and clouds rose.

"The mysterious gate of heaven and earth has opened again!" Cao Lu looked up at the sky, "After killing the Ghost King, it's time for me to go back."

"Wait!" Tan Wenjie shouted, "Leave one knife for me."

Fortunately, Caolu had no habit of snatching people's heads, so he allowed Tan Wenjie to pierce the Ghost King's head with a sword.

The moment the Yin energy exploded, Tan Wenjie directly summoned Chu Renmei.

"Bale!"

He not only wants to eat, but also wants to carry it around.

The strange vision disappeared, and Tan Wenjie stood under the night sky with a sword in his hand. The stars were shining, but the thatched cottage was nowhere to be seen.

The sound of sirens came from afar.

A group of people approached tentatively, and the leader was Feng Lao Si.

It seems that there have been too many strange phenomena recently, and Feng Lao Si was also promoted.

Tan Wenjie's face immediately lit up, and the high beam came on, making it impossible to see his appearance.

"Ancestor?" Feng Lao Si saw the familiar glowing head and red Taoist robe.

"We were subduing demons and monsters just now, and accidentally caused a big noise. Also, those ancient people who came from the sky have already returned." He explained it clearly in a few words.

Feng Lao Si nodded. He didn't need to worry about what to do. He believed that Lao Ma would be willing to flatter him and solve the matter beautifully.

"I'll go first. The rescued person is behind. I'll leave it to you."

"Yes!"

The dump truck had already left, and the little zombie was very clever.

When Tan Wenjie found the little zombie, there was only Apple by his side. Ma Shangfeng, who did not belong to this era, also left with him. Similarly, the little turtle must have left with him.

What to do with Apple is still a question, because although she is a demon she has no interest in harming people and is only interested in making money as a dancer.

Her ambition was so small that Tan Wenjie was embarrassed to kill her under the pretext of taking precautions.

You can't use force on a lazy guy who's lying down and doing nothing.

After exchanging contact information and making a few more threats, Tan Wenjie let Apple go.

"If I have any more news about monsters and demons, I will sell it to you as soon as possible. Bye~" She was in a very good mood and blew him a kiss.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "I'm not interested in her."

Little zombie: “Chichi.”

"What, you said she kissed you?"

There must be something wrong with Apple's aesthetics.

Fortunately, I don’t like her style at all!
(End of this chapter)