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Chapter 461 Choking and Pushing

Chapter 461 Choking and Pushing
When Tan Wenjie and others arrived at the destination in a mighty manner, Jiu Shu, Simu, Yixiu and others who had been hurrying all the way also arrived at a slightly slower pace.

Tan Wenjie even stared at Uncle Jiu for a few times, only to see that he looked normal. He couldn't help but wonder if Aunt Zhe didn't succeed? That shouldn't be the case. If she didn't get the upper hand, she would never have given him the secret technique so happily.

When Uncle Jiu glanced at him, Tan Wenjie immediately turned around.

Without making eye contact, he was just eating the melon and creating some melons at the same time, then went back to privately chat with Zhe Gu to ask about the situation.

After greeting each other, they set their sights on the village in the distance.

The stench of corpses filled the air, and it was still broad daylight but there was a sense of desolation. Carrion crows were circling in the trees, and it was already April but the trees in the distance were bare.

Looking at the ground again, it was covered with black leaves.

The number of zombies is huge and life is cut off.

"Catch a zombie first." Ao Tianlong said.

The person with the highest seniority here is Tan Wenjie, and the person older than Tan Wenjie is his father-in-law.

The others nodded in approval.

I thought no one would do this tough job, but unexpectedly Ao Ningshuang was eager to try: "Let me go!"

Ao Tianlong, Tan Wenjie: "..."

You silly girl, you are the one who rushes into battle every time.

Although it was daytime, there was no sunlight in the house, so the zombies were still very dangerous.

"I'll go with you." Caiyi said.

Tan Wenjie nodded then. Although Ao Ningshuang was strong, she was a bit ferocious when fighting and did not care about bumps and bruises. On the contrary, Caiyi was proficient in various spells. Now that the Seven-Star Witch had awakened, her strength was increasing every minute and every second.

Apart from Tan Wenjie, she is the strongest. However, strong strength does not mean strong combat effectiveness. How much of her strength can be exerted depends on her combat talent.

Uncle Jiu and others were hesitant to talk, while disciples such as Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, as well as "abandoned disciples" such as Wangcai and Afang, all breathed a sigh of relief.

Just now when they talked about finding someone to catch zombies, they felt a chill in their hearts at the same time. They always felt that the unlucky guy would be themselves, but they didn't expect that someone else would rush to do it.

Ao Ningshuang swung her spear, Caiyi drew out her flying sword, and the two of them quickly rushed into the village.

At the same time, several people were still discussing the various possibilities of an army exploding and turning into zombies.

The time is fine, it is neither a disaster year nor a bad month.

Monster? Tan Wenjie could guarantee that if there was a really large monster, he would have rushed over to kill it long ago, so there was no problem.

There could only be other human factors.

"I had contact with that group of people some time ago." Ao Tianlong said, "At that time, this army was fighting a zombie, and that zombie was a man-made corpse."

"You mean to say that someone refined zombies and turned the entire army into zombies?"

A fantasy.

Although zombies are difficult to deal with, the army has guns, cannons and explosives, and can blow even the strongest people to pieces. Moreover, when zombies really appear, people have two legs and can run away. It is impossible for them to stand still and wait for zombies to bite them.

"boom!"

In a distant village, the roof of a house was suddenly blown off by a huge force.

Corpses in military uniforms flew in the air like flowers scattered from the sky.

"Om-!"

The swords rang sharply, and the green sword lights crisscrossed quickly like woven clothes, leaving behind sharp sword shadows, and the zombies were immediately cut to pieces.

The next moment, there was another loud "boom" and the roof next door also flew into the sky.

The sword light followed closely behind.

Everyone: “Hiss!”

Then they all looked at Tan Wenjie. Is this right?

We all teamed up to catch zombies, but how come your two wives ended up having to do the farming on their own?

Ao Tianlong, in particular, had his eyes widened. When did his daughter become so powerful? How come he had no idea at all?

Is this what it means when one person succeeds, everyone around him will benefit?
More than ten minutes later, Ao Ningshuang and Caiyi came back carrying two zombies respectively.

"There are too many zombies in there." Ao Ningshuang panted heavily, "We have no choice but to retreat first."

"And the zombies inside are very ferocious." Caiyi also said, "They are very murderous."

The two zombies caught in the hands began to tremble violently after touching the sunlight, and bursts of corpse gas spewed out of their mouths.

What people fear most is not striving for success, and what corpses fear most is trying too hard. Now the zombie is exhaling, and everyone is watching anxiously.

They all looked at Ao Tianlong and blinked.

The meaning is simple: you said you want to catch him, so just ask.

Ao Tianlong's nostrils expanded, making it difficult for the zombies to bite people, and he couldn't speak corpse language.

"I can speak zombie language." Uncle Jiu suddenly spoke.

Everyone: “Hiss——”

Damn, there really is an all-round master!
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai puffed out their chests even more. Their master was very proud of himself, which made them proud. If their status did not allow it, they would have wanted to pat Uncle Jiu on the shoulder and say, "Ah Jiao, you did a good job."

Their butts aren't itchy yet, and they don't want to bump into the master's soles.

"What do they say?" Qiu Sheng asked immediately.

"Scared."

"Tsk~" x2
then.

"Ouch!" X2
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai held the back of their heads in sync.

"Wait!" Ao Tianlong suddenly looked at one of the shivering zombies, "He seems to be that Taoist friend."

First he was bitten by a zombie, then the corpse poison took effect causing his entire face to swell and deform. It was difficult to recognize the zombie's appearance when he was alive, but Ao Tianlong smelled a very strong smell of greasy hair.

Only after careful identification can the other party's identity be determined.

Ao Tianlong sighed: "I didn't expect you to die anyway."

He heard from the other party that it was his junior fellow apprentice who created the zombies to harm people. Later, the other party was taken away by the army. He did not expect that when they met again a few days later, he had turned into a corpse.

"What to do now?"

Everyone turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie said: "Just do it, catch the zombies in broad daylight. Zombies don't dare to run into the sun, and it will be difficult to catch them at night."

"That's hundreds of corpses." Simu's voice trembled.

My hands feel sore and weak just thinking about it.

Tan Wenjie patted his shoulder and said, "It's for the sake of the people, Junior Brother Simu."

However, Simu just wanted to roll his eyes.

We have to deal with hundreds of murderous zombies before dark. Even if we stand still and let them die in the sun, we may not be able to finish fighting them all before dark. What's more, zombies are very ferocious and will not sit still and wait to die.

Pure physical work.

Now that things have come to this, we have to do it even if we have to.

The master led his apprentice and they searched house by house. They caught any corpse they found and carried it outside to dry in the sun.

Tan Wenjie also instructed Xiao Hai, who was considered to be the most reliable among the group, to go back and transport the litchi firewood.

If zombies are not burned, there will be plague, or even the spread of corpse poison, with disastrous consequences.

……

In front of a door, Uncle Jiu, Qiu Sheng and Wencai, the master and his apprentice, stood still.

A "roar" sound was heard from inside.

Uncle Nine: “Roar.”

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other. Could their master really speak like a zombie?

"I'll kick the door open later and you two rush in." Uncle Jiu said in a low voice.

"Huh?" X2
Here it comes again, that familiar and annoying feeling.

Don't give them the chance to say no.

"Bang!" Uncle Jiu kicked the door and then pushed his two apprentices hard.

After they rushed in, the two zombies hiding on the side immediately rushed out. Uncle Jiu took a quick look and pinched the corpse-suppressing talisman to freeze the zombies in place at lightning speed.

"Why don't you get up quickly?" Uncle Jiu glanced at his two disciples lying on the ground.

"Master, you are so amazing."

"Yes, I admire you so much." The two of them praised in tacit understanding and stepped back together.

Uncle Jiu's voice came faintly: "Move the zombies out to bask in the sun."

"Huh?" X2
The zombie was as hard as iron and weighed about the same as the other two. Carrying the corpse almost made them sweat profusely. As they were holding their knees and trying to catch their breath, they saw the roof in the distance flying away again.

"boom!"

The style of catching zombies over there seems to be different from here.

……

Tan Wenjie sat cross-legged on the ground, and as the Five Thunder True Fire burned, the radar unfolded.

"There's one hiding behind the door, under the window."

After he finished speaking, the flying sword in Bai Min'er's hand turned into purple light, penetrated the wall under the window, and pierced the zombie.

Tan Wenjie added: "There's one hiding under the haystack."

Xiaoyue and Axing, who were closest to the zombie, grabbed the ink line and rushed over, dragging the zombie out amid its screams.

The zombies who didn't know how to hide their breath could be clearly detected by his radar. With Tan Wenjie reporting the location, everyone was able to capture the zombies very quickly.

Ao Ningshuang and Caiyi, who had recovered, also joined in. They no longer wasted their energy on demolishing houses, but instead attacked based on their locations. Even so, the collapse of houses was still inevitable.

When Uncle Jiu and others were moving to another place, they saw dozens of zombies being exposed to the sun.

"Hiss——" Once again, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.

Why is there such a big difference in everyone's painting styles?

Moreover, when Uncle Jiu looked at the disciples of Zixia Temple, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity, and even had a vague feeling that "it would be great if they were my disciples."

He shook his head. He was alone and it was already tiring enough to teach Qiu Sheng and Wencai. If he had a bunch of apprentices, he would definitely bleed.

By dusk, almost all the zombies had been captured.

They are all zombies that have just been transformed for two days. They are a bit ferocious, but not very strong.

"Wow, there's a very ferocious one here!" Qiu Sheng's voice came.

He was seen jumping nimbly and reaching the roof in three or two steps. Behind him was a figure with raised claws, chasing him relentlessly.

Uncle Jiu hooked the peach wood sword with his toes and wanted to go over to rescue, but he couldn't make it because the distance was too far.

"Whoosh-"

The flying sword plundered, and the zombie's brain was pierced and nailed to the wall, but the body was still struggling.

Uncle Jiu and Wencai turned around and saw Bai Min'er making sword gestures, and then saw Tan Wenjie drawing the bow and arrow, with lightning flashing from the arrow.

"Hiss——!"*N
Why use a butcher knife to kill a corpse?

Uncle Jiu: "Qiu Sheng, run!"

boom!
There was a flash of lightning, as if a hot arc connected Tan Wenjie's bow and the zombie together. After a flash, another arc of lightning disappeared.

The upper half of the zombie's body also disappeared.

The house shook, leaving a hole.

"Can the Lightning Thunder Fist be used like this?" Simu raised his hand to rub his eyes, but accidentally rubbed his glasses.

The lenses were scratched, so I had to take them off, blow on them, and then wipe them with clothes.

Wait until the lens is clear before opening your eyes and continuing to look.

"It's quite powerful." Tan Wenjie was quite satisfied.

It's not much different from releasing 100 mana's Lightning Thunder Fist at full strength, but it can be stored for use.

Qiu Sheng woke up as if from a dream, and jumped down from the roof nimbly. When he ran back, he asked curiously: "Master, the zombie just now was very fierce, what is its origin?"

"Of course a person who has attained the Tao will be vicious after being bitten and turned into a zombie. He will also be angry and resentful. After he dies and turns into a zombie, he will bite anyone he sees."

"Then why did Master Ao say that fellow Taoists who turned into zombies were not that fierce?"

"Because someone wanted him dead, and planned to make him die without temper."

It is not difficult to guess the reason now. It is probably that the greasy-haired Taoist priest's junior brother was unhappy that his senior brother was rescued by Ao Tianlong, so he continued to refine corpses and assassinate, but unexpectedly something went wrong.

He failed to kill the zombies and was killed by them instead. However, no one knows how much of it was intentional and how much was an accident.

"Then Master..." Qiu Sheng wanted to ask again, but he was slapped on the head and he immediately couldn't help but gasp.

Tan Wenjie: "Why do I feel like the temperature here has gotten higher?"

They are all breathing in the cold air, and the place full of zombies is also getting warmer.

After the litchi firewood was transported over, an array was first laid out on the outside with an ink line, and then the body was burned.

The raging flames burned everyone's faces red.

Simu suggested: "Why don't we let these little guys watch the fire here while we go ahead?"

His face was burning from the raging fire and he felt very uncomfortable.

"No!" Tan Wenjie refused immediately.

It would have been fine, but with so many gods and immortals gathered together, he was sure that something would happen.

It’s not that I don’t trust you, but that I trust you too much.

Wencai: "Oops, I accidentally burned the ink line."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Simu didn't expect that his nephew would find the right time to make a mistake, so he simply kept his mouth shut.

"Everyone, please keep guarding for a while. I have prepared some drinks for everyone to cool down."

Tan Wenjie retreated, retreated, and retreated again.

sit on the chair.

Ao Ningshuang skipped to his side, Caiyi was sitting beside him and talking, Bai Rourou was smiling, and although Bai Min'er didn't say anything, she was not far away.

Everyone else: "..."

His heart is despicable. We are watching the fire miserably, and you are watching the bonfire with your woman.

Damn, I’m even more envious!
"Brother Jie, what is this?" Wencai took out a glass bottle, shook it, and then asked loudly.

Others also cast curious glances.

"Cough cough!"

Uncle Jiu cleared his throat.

After attracting everyone's attention, he spoke: "It's foreign soda, also called soda water."

"Soda water?" Wencai was puzzled and continued shaking.

"Yeah, this kind of foreign soda tastes really choking!" Uncle Jiu looked like he often drinks foreign soda. "The more carbonated it is, the better the taste."

"Really? Then I must try it!" Wencai said as he was about to open the bottle.

"Hmm?" came Uncle Jiu's voice.

"Master, please go first!"

"Yeah." Uncle Jiu nodded with satisfaction.

He took the bottle. Since he had drunk foreign liquor before, of course he knew how to open the lid.

However... the moment the lid was opened, a stream of water spurted out, and Uncle Jiu almost subconsciously blocked the bottle with his mouth.

This is everyone's instinct when drinking a beverage.

"Master, is it strong enough?" Wencai asked hurriedly, and others also looked over.

"Cough cough!"

Uncle Jiu sniffed, wiped off the foam and nodded, "It's both choking and strong! It's authentic soda water!"

"Wow, then I must try it." Wencai picked up a bottle and opened it.

"and many more!"