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Chapter 464: Left foot on right foot, just fly

The two men rode together on horseback.

Tan Wenjie was tall and strong, and sitting in front of the third princess completely blocked her view. He could only act more like a little bird so as not to block her view.

"When I was a child, I met an old Taoist priest in Jinlun Kingdom, also known as Jiugong Zhenren. I saw that he was seriously injured, so I kindly saved him and asked him to accept me as his apprentice." The third princess' voice was full of pride. "He spent three days teaching me everything he had learned in his life, and even taught me the legendary "Infinite Divine Art". You have just seen its power."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "It is indeed powerful."

It would be even more powerful if there was no delay in the attack and you could lock onto the target before shooting.

Who could have imagined that the Third Princess's terrifying unique move "Boundless Sea" was actually only one-third of the power of the magic skill, and it was just something that Master Jiugong taught the princess in order to save her face when he was wandering in the Golden Wheel Kingdom.

So it’s unimaginable how awesome Master Jiugong is.

"Don't block the road, keep your head down."

"Oh."

"Let me continue to tell you. When my father brought Ouyang Feng and the treacherous concubine from Taiwan, I knew something was wrong with them, so..."

"Is Ouyang Feng Taiwanese?"

“He speaks Taiwanese.”

Shit, what you said makes a lot of sense.

"Don't interrupt me, let me finish. So in order to prevent them from usurping the throne, I asked my father to hand over the imperial seal to me." The third princess sighed, "But my father still fell into their hands."

"You will definitely succeed in your revenge." Tan Wenjie raised his hand, "Lady, this position makes my neck a little stiff, can you please change it?"

"No!" The third princess raised her hand and pressed it on his back.

Did you really think she didn't see that the road ahead was full of bumps and rugged gravel? If two people were to ride close together, the speed of the horses would definitely be fast and slow, and they would occasionally brake suddenly, and he would take advantage of everything.

We all just rode the same horse by coincidence, that's all.

Just at this moment, a figure flew over my head in the sky.

He was wearing a Taoist robe and had a short stature.

……

"Damn! He actually robbed the handsome man!" Zhou Botong, who was flying in the air, saw the scene below.

On a horse, a handsome man was pinned down by a ferocious woman with one hand, and he had no power to resist.

It looks like he's having sex.

Everyone in the world knows that he loves to be a hero, especially when he sees handsome men getting hurt, so he is about to rush up to help them.

"No!" He suddenly stopped, "Brother will be out of retreat soon."

Should he choose a senior brother like Xiaosha Ge, or save a random handsome guy on the street? Tormented by both emotions and conscience, he chose to have both.

"Female thief, you... Damn, what kind of horse are you riding and why is it running so fast?" Zhou Botong watched the horse carrying the two people disappear from his sight.

……

"Someone seemed to be shouting thief just now."

The third princess turned her head left and right, her desire to be a heroine was about to strike again.

"That person might be you."

"Hahaha, how is that possible?"

"What kind of horse are you riding and why is it running so fast?"

We entered a rough section and the horse was a little bumpy.

Everyone saw it. He didn't do anything. It was the third princess who took the initiative to lie on his back.

Fortunately, her chest is cushioned so that no one gets hit too hard.

The BMW under my crotch knew what I was thinking and actually jumped up and down, so my back and chest kept braking, bumping, braking, and bumping...

"Didn't I just tell you that this is a Ferghana horse, it can travel a thousand miles a day."

It ran at least 100 kilometers per hour on the rough road. This is not a Arabian BMW at all.

Suddenly a voice came from afar.

"I am invincible in the world."

"Thousands of Miles Sound Transmission?" Tan Wenjie raised his head, his expression solemn, "What a powerful skill... Wait, Thousands of Miles Sound Transmission can't also be a real number."

He discovered that people in this world did not know how to exaggerate or embellish, or to do what they said.

Just from the other party's deep voice, Tan Wenjie could only barely sense the direction of the other party. In other words, his strength was far superior to his own.

"Ajie, there seems to be a person in front." The third princess stretched out her hand and pointed forward, "There seems to be a boot on his head."

"It's a hidden weapon!"

The voice transmission continued over thousands of miles.

"What a strong skill." Tan Wenjie was surprised, "Even though his head was hit by a boot, he can still easily transmit sound thousands of miles away."

"I told you, it's a hidden weapon!" The corpse sat up.

The horse ran for more than a minute before reaching the figure.

"My name is Wang Chongyang." Wang Chongyang held the boots on his head and nodded to the two of them.

Tan Wenjie's eyes were involuntarily drawn to the boot.

"It's a hidden weapon!" Wang Chongyang explained, as if he knew what he was going to say.

"Boom."

The third princess raised her hand and knocked.

"Hiss!" Wang Chongyang immediately widened his eyes.

The third princess: "It's obviously an iron boot."

Wang Chongyang: "It's a hidden weapon in the shape of a boot!"

"Are you the invincible Wang Chongyang?" Tan Wenjie clasped his fists, "Excuse me!"

Even though the opponent was about to die, he still felt invincible. He guessed that the opponent's power was at least above 1500 points.

"It's easy to talk about."

Wang Chongyang felt a little frightened by the third princess's gaze. He moved his butt and then simply broke off a branch to cover his boots, but it was still difficult to stop the third princess's curious gaze.

A peerless master can die, but he must not be killed by a boot. It is very embarrassing to say it out loud. If the epitaph reads "died by a boot", he will die with regrets.

The two of them circled around Tan Wenjie, moving up and down, left and right.

"stop!"

Wang Chongyang held the boot on his head and raised his hand to call for a stop.

"I didn't expect that I would finally be invincible in the world, but the enemy would come from the sky. It's a pity that I didn't get to see my junior brother before I died." He looked at the two people, "Two heroes, can you pass a message for my junior brother Zhou Botong and tell him that we are not destined to be together in this life, and we can be husband and wife in the next life."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

To be honest he didn't really want to help.

His character is ruined. He doesn't want to be the one to fuel this love affair between the seven figures. He wants to protect the mental health of minors.

The third princess nodded with tears in her eyes: "Yes, I am willing to help!"

Even though she didn't know anyone, including the number one Wang Chongyang in the world, she still called me a hero.

The third princess, who is skilled in martial arts, loves to be chivalrous and does the most good deeds and leaves her name in the door, is unwilling to refuse.

"Give him the clothes I have on, and he will understand."

Wang Chongyang tilted his head and was about to die, but Tan Wenjie shouted, "Wait, why don't you use the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission to tell your junior brother directly?"

"Ah?" Wang Chongyang immediately sat up straight, holding his boots. "That makes sense!"

When Wang Chongyang was telling the story of the passionate love between himself and his junior fellow apprentice on a radio that could not be blocked within a thousand miles, Tan Wenjie noticed a cloud of mist rising from the other person's body.

Is this to become an immortal? Does it count as becoming an immortal through the process of dissolving a weapon? After all, the boots... are hidden weapons!

"...Junior brother, the Third Princess and Ajie helped me take the relics away. You can go find them."

When Wang Chongyang lay dead again, the mist around his body stopped surging and flew away from his body into the sky.

"Damn it!" Tan Wenjie looked up and gave him a look.

He saw Wang Chongyang's soul.

I wanted to stop him and ask him about becoming an immortal, but he didn't stop for a second and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

It would be fine if he ascended to heaven, but why is there that boot on his head?

"What's wrong?" The third princess turned around in confusion.

Tan Wenjie said, "It's nothing. We should leave and find a place to stay before dark."

"Yes." The third princess nodded, then suddenly felt annoyed, "Oh no, I forgot to ask for directions."

The two men collected his belongings and rode away on horseback.

At this moment, several figures flew across the sky.

It was Zhou Botong who came. When he was struggling to decide whether to look for his senior brother or save the handsome man, he happened to meet his three nephews. He accidentally delayed some time while helping the nephews check if they were in good health.

Until he heard the sound of his senior brother coming out of retreat, and heard him say through a thousand-mile voice transmission that he was killed by a hidden weapon.

"It's them!" Zhou Botong noticed a familiar pair of horses and two men below.

This time he did not hesitate any more and was determined to find his brother's body first.

"Hey, are you Zhou Botong?" A man's voice suddenly came from below.

The energy waves are strong and the skills are profound.

"It's the handsome man who asked me for help!"

Zhou Botong no longer hesitated and turned around to fly downwards.

Three masters fell down together and blocked the horse.

Zhou Botong: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, leave your beautiful man here!"

"Uncle Master?"
The three nephews were puzzled as to why it sounded a little unserious.

"We want to save people." Zhou Botong explained, "If we don't say it's more fierce, how can they be afraid?"

"Master, what you said makes sense!" X3
Tan Wenjie spoke first: "How did you fly in the sky?"

He could barely accept that a martial arts master could leap dozens of stories high, but he couldn't understand why Zhou Botong had been hanging in the sky just now.

Zhou Botong said as a matter of course: "Left foot on right foot, and fly like this."

"Then you can fly to the moon?"

"Hahaha, I can tell you don't study hard. Don't you know that the air temperature drops by 100 degrees for every 0.6 meters increase in altitude? By the time you reach the moon, you'll have frozen to death."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This person might have some problem with his brain, so he decided to keep quiet and wait and see.

"You are Zhou Botong?" The third princess was surprised. "Great! This is your brother's relic."

"Brother, wait..." Zhou Botong's eyes turned red, "You are the Ajie and the third princess that Brother mentioned?"

The third princess dismounted and handed clothes and boots to Zhou Botong: "Here are the relics and hidden weapons."

"Brother! I will definitely avenge you!" Zhou Botong sniffed his nose, then looked at the Third Princess sincerely, "Thank you, Ajie."

Then he looked at Tan Wenjie who was standing aside: "And you, Third Princess!"

"Ajie, he..." The third princess was puzzled.

It shouldn't be that difficult to distinguish between myself and Tan Wenjie's gender.

He looked down at her chest and saw that it was very feminine. If it weren't for this pair, he and Tan Wenjie would have definitely been injured when passing through that bumpy road just now.

"Maybe he was too sad, became possessed and mentally disturbed, so he talked nonsense." Tan Wenjie explained in a low voice.

"So pitiful." The Third Princess opened her arms, "Bo Tong, if you want to cry, just hug me and cry."

Zhou Botong shook his head: "Men and women should not touch each other!"

Then he pounced on Tan Wenjie.

"I'll just stay in the Third Princess's arms for a while."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He couldn't tell whether Zhou Botong was really possessed and crazy or just pretending, but the look he gave him seemed familiar. It was the same look that women used to give him when they were attracted to him and wanted to take advantage of him.

He stepped back to dodge and grabbed a muscular Taoist priest next to him to block the way.

"Hehehe, I caught you! Wow, your chest muscles are so hard! Hmm? Chuji, why is it you?"

"I am Chuyi, uncle."

"Where is the third princess?" Zhou Botong turned around and found that the two of them had already climbed back on their horses.

"Everyone, we still have to go first. See you later."

"Hey Hey hey!"

Watching the other party riding away on horseback, Zhou Botong felt reluctant.

"Uncle Master, they said that Master's body is just ahead. Should we go collect the body first?"

"Chu Yi is right. Let's go collect the body first!"

"Uncle Master, I am Chuji."

……

At dusk, Tan Wenjie and the third princess finally arrived at a post station.

Before, they were galloping on horseback in the beautiful mountains and rivers, but in the blink of an eye, they entered the desert area.

Be sure to get a map.

When you enter the post station, you will see people from all walks of life.

As soon as the two entered the door, they immediately attracted the attention of a group of people.

The clothes on Tan Wenjie were just fine, just ordinary. If he had come in wearing all white, he would have been considered a fat sheep. But the third princess was different. The clothes she wore were made of high-end materials, and there was even the private logo of the royal tailor of the Golden Wheel Kingdom on the cuffs and collar, showing her luxury.

After sitting down and ordering, Tan Wenjie handed the menu to the third princess.

I just eat and drink for free and don't express any opinions.

"This, this, this and this!"

Looking at the third princess who was almost "burned", Tan Wenjie asked in a low voice: "Third Princess, do you have enough money?"

Her lavish way of ordering food has made her a fat sheep in the eyes of many people in the inn.

“Hahahaha!” The third princess laughed before speaking, “As a princess of a country, I am always accompanied by a dozen maids whenever I go out.”

"What do you mean?"

"I don't have a penny, how about you?"

"I'm a wanderer." Tan Wenjie blew on a strand of his long hair.

He had wanted to try this for a long time.

A wanderer, trying to look cool and pretending to be cool, eating at many restaurants but having no money.

The two were silent.

Their eyes met.

Is it better to run away without paying or to dine and eat for free?

"Should we withdraw some of the food before they have time to cook?" the third princess asked in a low voice.

Eating and dashing or running away without paying the bill, running away with a plate of shredded potatoes is one thing, running away with more than twenty dishes is another. People also have to consider the cost of chasing you.

The next moment, the waiter had brought the dishes, and more than twenty dishes were prepared in the blink of an eye.

"Are these pre-prepared dishes?"

“Our kitchen is open to the public.”

The waiter pointed.

"The chef cooking over there is Shaolin Temple's fire master."

Tan Wenjie looked in the direction his finger pointed, and saw a man using the God of Cookery Stephen Chow's unique skill, the Fire Cloud Palm, to fry an egg, while at the same time using the Ghost Shadow Grabbing Hand for multi-threaded operations, his hands were so fast that there were afterimages.

He cuts vegetables, cooks, and flips the pans, taking care of more than a dozen stoves at the same time.

The food is served faster than pre-prepared meals.

Forget it, let’s eat first.

Produced by Shaolin Temple, the cooking taste is guaranteed.

Tan Wenjie then asked, "Do you have a map?"

At worst, he could take the third princess and escape underground, or catch a group of "fat sheep" at the post station and fleece them. It was not a problem at all.

Seeing Tan Wenjie so calm, the third princess also felt relieved.

After a while, the waiter brought a map.

Expand the map.

Tan Wenjie pointed and said, "What is that slightly flat circle in the picture?"

The third princess said as a matter of course: "This is the continent we live in. The earth is round."

"So we are here?"

"Golden Wheel Kingdom, here." She pointed with her finger.

“What about Taiwan?”

"here."

"So close?"

"It looks very close on the map, but it's actually 108,000 miles away."

Forget it, none of this matters. The most important thing is that Tan Wenjie discovered the location of Jiugong Mountain recorded on it.

According to the distance calculation and the running speed of the Arabian horses, they will be able to reach Jiugong Mountain in about three to five days.

The third princess suddenly asked, "You mean Zhou Botong, is he okay?"

"It should be fine."

With three delicious muscle men around, how could anything go wrong?

He felt that the Third Princess should be worried about him because more than half of the people here were staring at the two of them, including the innkeeper who was worried that they were eating and dashing.

But the food is delicious.

Tan Wenjie looked around and suddenly said, "Wait, I think I saw someone I know."

In the corner of the post station, Hong Qi, who had been walking in circles all day, was lowering his head, and kept shouting "bad luck" in his heart.

"How come he can fly so slowly?"

I didn't expect to meet Tan Wenjie here.

In fact, when he saw the third princess beside Tan Wenjie, Hong Qi knew that he had guessed wrong. The other party was most likely not a killer who came to kill him, but a showy wanderer. But this was exactly the problem.

I look like this and he is so handsome. If I go to Jiugong Mountain with him, there is no way my cousin will fall in love with me unless she is blind.

He would never give the other party a chance to pull him down!
So I could only pretend to be a passerby here and wait for Tan Wenjie and the others to leave before leaving quietly.

But the more he feared something, the more it would happen.

"Hong Qi?"

The sound was closer to the left, and Hong Qi immediately turned his head to the right.

"Hong Qi?"

The sound moved to the right, and Hong Qi immediately turned his head towards the bottom of the table.

"Hong Qi?"

The voice came from below again, and he immediately looked up, only to meet Tan Wenjie's eyes.

"Hahaha, what a coincidence." Hong Qi greeted awkwardly, "Brother Jie, long time no see."

"We just met today. By the way, aren't you going to Shaolin Temple? Did you change your mind and go to Jiugong Mountain?"

"I, that I'm lost."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "I see. How about this? I'll tell you how to get to Shaolin Temple?"

"This is too much trouble for you, it's not good."

"We are good friends." Tan Wenjie took out the map and said, "Look, if you go this way, you will reach Jiugong Mountain. If you go in the opposite direction and turn left and then right, you will reach Shaolin Temple. It's a good thing you met me, otherwise you would have to go around the world to get back. So it's not too much to treat me to a meal, right?"

"Brother Jie, I am a beggar."

"Don't make a fuss. Everyone in the world knows that you beggars are the richest. You may be holding a broken bowl outside, but you actually have several houses at home."

"Okay, I'll treat you!"

Now Hong Qi just wanted to get rid of Tan Wenjie as soon as possible. It was just a small amount of money for a meal, and he happened to have asked for some on the way here.

The gold was taken out and sparkled.

"Thank you, Hong Qi. The mountains remain green and the water flows on forever. We will go first."

Holding the gold change, Tan Wenjie appeared at the door with the third princess, waved his hand and left.

Hong Qi: “…”

"Wait, leave some for me, I haven't paid yet."

When Tan Wenjie and the third princess came out from next door after buying some dry food, they heard someone singing.

When I got closer to take a look, I saw Hong Qi holding a broken bowl and singing. There were many people listening to him, and some even raised their hands and swayed gently, as if they were listening to a concert.

The third princess gently touched Tan Wenjie's shoulder: "It seems to be your friend, he is begging."

Tan Wenjie said: "He was originally a beggar and the leader of the Beggars' Sect. Begging is his main occupation."

As a friend, respecting the other person's profession is also respecting the person himself. Besides, how could he sympathize with the leader of a beggar gang when behind his tattered bowls and image are houses, cars, and girls in a prosperous area.

The third princess exclaimed: "He sang so beautifully that I couldn't help but want to throw money at him."

Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement: "He is a professional. Let's go. We can reach Jiugong Mountain earlier if we work day and night."

Both of them are in good physical condition, so it’s okay for them to not sleep for three or two days.

Just as the two of them were riding away on horseback, someone came up to Hong Qi and took out money to offer him a reward.

"Wait, I saw this kid took out gold when he was eating just now. He is a fake beggar!" someone in the crowd shouted.

"Everyone beware of begging traps!"

Hong Qi: “Fuck!”

All he could see was the figure of the Arabian horse carrying the two people going away further and further away.

……

The Arabian horse ran so fast that no ordinary horse could catch up with it, so the two of them could only make do with riding on one horse.

"It's not convenient for you to ride a horse like this. I'm too tall and will block you. Why don't you teach me how to ride a horse?"

"Well, actually my horse is very smart. You just need to grab the reins, and then... Hey, why did you pull the reins suddenly?"

The third princess braked suddenly and bumped into Tan Wenjie's back.

"I'm sorry, this is my first time riding a horse, so I'm not very familiar with it." As he said this, he pulled the reins again.

Start, brake suddenly, start, brake suddenly, start, brake suddenly…

So, I kept hitting him from behind.

"You did it on purpose!" The third princess' cheeks flushed. "Give me the reins, I'll do it!"

She grabbed the reins and flicked them lightly, then clamped her legs around the horse's belly and the horse ran forward.

Then...brake!

The third princess once again dribbled the ball and hit someone.

Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked at her with a scrutinizing look, as if to say: So this is what you were planning.

"It's not me, it's the horse!"

Matthew is so smart that he seems to have learned how to brake suddenly, fully automatically.

Tan Wenjie patted the horse's head gently, saying it was a good job.

After a bumpy ride, the Arabian horse finally set off again.

A single man and a single woman, traveling day and night.

Fortunately, everyone had more important things to do. One wanted to take revenge and take back the throne, and the other wanted to become an immortal, so apart from having an extra pair of hands around Tan Wenjie's waist, nothing happened.

The horse is too bumpy, so hold on tighter, otherwise your chest would have been swollen. I have absolutely no other intention.

Finally, from the desert to the green mountains and clear waters, and then to the forest, a mountain appeared in front of us.

I took out the map and looked at it carefully.

We’ve arrived at Jiugong Mountain.

(End of this chapter)