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Chapter 478 New Version of Grass Python Hero
[Fahai breaks the demon barrier: help Fahai practice; reward: 2000 magic money, 1000W experience, Buddha's shadow (limited time practice gain)]

[Flooding Jinshan: Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda, saving people saves the world; Rewards: Saving 500 people, 5000 magic coins, 1000 experience; saving 50000 people, 2000 magic coins, 50 experience; saving people, magic coins, experience]

"I am here to help Fahai practice?"

The hardware won't allow it, and it's not the right race.

Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky. The direction was too strong. He strongly suspected that the task released by the plug-in was not limited to this.

He didn't know how his golden finger opened up the connections in this world, but he was very clear that helping Fahai break through the demonic barrier must be related to Lingshan.

"I haven't reported to the sky yet, so they shouldn't assign special tasks to me."

Being a god does involve the work of "enlightenment", but his identity as a human god is a fake, and he has not reported to heaven. Now he is doing the work of a local god.

If it is really outsourcing, it is too much.

"I may not be able to defeat Fahai."

This is the fundamental reason. It is possible to ask him to blow up the mountain, but it is a little difficult to ask him to move the mountain. The tattooed Fahai is one-on-one in strength, and it is hard to say who will win if they really fight.

Tan Wenjie looked back at the Yue Lao Temple behind him. This was his new workplace.

[Identity: Mr. Hexagram Interpreter]

My usual job is to help people find their love partners. It’s a low-paying job and close to home.

Just as he was thinking about how to save Fahai, no...how to convert Fahai, someone approached.

"Sir, sir!"

Tan Wenjie sat up straight and looked at the person who came.

Clothes are brightly colored, which means the person is either rich or noble.

A fat sheep.

"Sir, are you here to interpret the divination and ask about your marriage?" Tan Wenjie raised his eyes to look at the other person's face.

You are destined to be single in this life. Even if you don't spend money, even the matchmaker can't help you. Your life as a single is hopeless.

The fat young man opposite couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Tan Wenjie's appearance.

He is so handsome, so arrogant.

He didn't dare to let himself look like this even in his dreams, but the fortune teller in front of him actually dared to look like this in real life.

Envy and jealousy are followed by a strong sense of trust. It seems that he understands women very well and he must have hurt many women's hearts.

It’s never wrong to ask him about love matters.

"I have a crush on a girl and would like to ask you to tell me if we are destined to be together. This is the fortune I asked for."

No need to look, no destiny.

"What's the girl's name, what does she do, and do you have her birth date?" Tan Wenjie asked casually.

"Her name is Xiao Cui. She works in a brothel. I haven't got her birth date yet."

Tan Wenjie's hand trembled as he took the signature.

Those who want to lock public buses privately must be condemned for this behavior.

There are so many good women, why bother trying to get them to become good?

"You want to marry her?" Tan Wenjie didn't look at the signature, but looked at the fat man's face in front of him: "Does she know what you think?"

"Of course she knows, but it's not easy for her either. Alas, the family has suddenly suffered a disaster."

From ancient times to the present, "gambling dad, sick mom, young brother" is the standard answer given by people working in the industry, which is similar to the version that comes out of the fat young man's mouth.

The fat young man was still very excited: "In order to prevent her from having to receive other guests, I have spent a lot of money hoping that the mother of the brothel would be flexible. It's just that Xiao Cui said last night that we might not be destined to be together, so I came to the Yue Lao Temple early in the morning to ask for a fortune to see if we are destined to be together."

"My lord, you are truly deeply in love."

What people say is not that there is fate but no destiny, but that there is destiny if there is origin, and there is no destiny if there is no origin.

I wanted to remind him not to have a relationship with someone during work as it would taint the purity of his work, but looking at the other person's expectant eyes, Tan Wenjie couldn't bear to do it.

"This one……"

"Sir, if you can let me marry Xiao Cui, I will reward you handsomely!"

"I am a fortune teller, not a matchmaker. I can only interpret the fortunes but cannot interfere with relationships."

Bang, a silver ingot was placed on the table.

Tan Wenjie frowned and picked up the money: "What are you doing? We have to be realistic in our line of work, but I just calculated that you and that Miss Xiaocui do have some fate."

He stuffed the money into the inner pocket of his sleeve. Considering that the other party was so arrogant in throwing money at people, he confiscated the weapon. He didn't even ask the other party to settle the score for smashing his table.

The fat young man was overjoyed and bowed: "Thank you, sir."

"I'm not pimping for you." Tan Wenjie counted on his fingers, "Well, wait until tomorrow, Qingming Festival, when the red star moves, prepare the money and go find Xiao Cui, there is a chance that you will succeed."

"What if it doesn't work?"

"Destined but not destined."

I only paid such a small amount of money and you still want after-sales service.

After everyone left, Tan Wenjie packed up and left Yue Lao Temple. Today's business target had been completed. If he had money, he could lie down. If he didn't have money, he could earn it. Being free was like being a god.

I went to the street to buy a roast chicken, and saw two people walking towards me with their buttocks twisted. They were more arrogant than crabs and walked so domineeringly that they took the width of four people.

The one on the left wears white, and the one on the right wears green.

The one in white walked steadily, but his waist was a little twisted. The one in green simply couldn't walk at all.

I didn't expect to meet these two snakes, a green snake and a white snake, here.

He has long been accustomed to having faces that bump into each other.

The two monsters will flood Jinshan Mountain. If I kill them here directly, it can be considered as a successful rescue and a solution to the problem before it happens. However, they look the same as my wives in other worlds, so I can't be so cruel to them.

Then just kill Xu Xian directly?

Just kill Xu Xian and Fahai at the same time, and the mission will be completed directly without any brainpower.

At the same time, the two green and white snakes that had just transformed into human form were walking while twisting their buttocks and chatting in low voices.

"Sister, I don't think there's anything special about Xu Xian, why does it have to be him?"

Everyone was very happy practicing in the Purple Bamboo Forest before, but for some reason my sister suddenly wanted to be a human being and wanted to find a man to marry.

She had secretly inquired about it and it seemed to be called being flirty.

"Xu Xian only reads books of sages. He is different. He is an honest man."

"Is it really interesting to be a human? You have to put on clothes, split your tail in two and crawl forward, and also..."

"That's called walking. Only snakes crawl. Xiaoqing, you still have a lot to learn."

"Sister, there's a man in front of us staring at us." Xiaoqing suddenly got excited, "He's more handsome than the guy named Xu Xian."

"Xiaoqing, you don't understand. The most important thing in life is loyalty."

"Really? But Xu Xian doesn't even recognize you."

"He soon got to know me."

Bai Suzhen raised her chin confidently, she was sure there would be no problem pursuing the man, and while speaking she subconsciously glanced at the man walking towards her.

He is quite good-looking, but that is not important. She does not care about male beauty at all. The man she chooses is irreplaceable.

When passing by the other person, Bai Suzhen suddenly realized that there was an empty space beside her. She turned around and found that her sister was hugging that person.

Xiaoqing: "You smell so good."

Tan Wenjie who was hugged: "..."

He assured that he and the two snake demons had only encountered each other by chance, and even considered killing Xu Xian to solve the problem at the source, and had never thought of seducing the snake demons.

It takes a certain amount of courage to become the new version of the grass python hero. It's okay to keep the human form all the time, but what if you turn into a snake at the critical moment... hiss, that's not a good idea.

I didn't expect Xiaoqing to come up to me on her own initiative.

What a poor concentration!

He had completely restrained his immortal aura, but the remaining aura still had some influence on small animals. He didn't expect that Xiaoqing would also fall into his trap.

"Young lady, please respect yourself." Tan Wenjie's expression was serious and earnest, and he completely copied Elder Tang's reaction when he met the female fairy.

He waved his hands to dodge, perfectly portraying the panic of being taken advantage of by a woman.

"Xiaoqing!" Bai Suzhen hurried to pull her sister, and apologized to Tan Wenjie: "Sir, my sister has been feeling unwell recently and has a little difficulty standing. Please don't mind."

I'll believe it if you pull her mouth away from my neck.

Seeing Bai Suzhen approaching slowly with a hazy look in her eyes, Tan Wenjie quickly stepped back: "Girl, you can't stand steadily either?"

Although I smell good, I shouldn't be a charmer. With the strength of the two snake demons, they must have seen gods.

Perhaps it’s not that their cultivation is not enough, but the characteristics of the monsters in this world are that even if they transform into humans, they are still beastly and difficult to tame.

No wonder Xiaoqing is still afraid of realgar wine even after hundreds of years of cultivation.

Bai Suzhen reacted very quickly. She immediately pulled Xiaoqing away from Tan Wenjie, smiled apologetically at Tan Wenjie, and left quickly.

Only after they walked away did Xiaoqing turn back reluctantly.

"Sister, you want that Xu Xian, can I have this man?"

"no!"

"You don't want this, do you? You just said that the most important thing in life is loyalty."

"I... of course I am loyal, but this man is very weird. We have to be careful when we go out. There must be something wrong with him."

Bai Suzhen recalled the faint fragrance on Tan Wenjie's body. If she had known, she would not have told him that she had set her sights on Xu Xian. After all, they were both men, so it made no difference whether he was this one or that one.

However, the sister's dignity cannot be lost. Now Xiaoqing has become rebellious and always finds loopholes in her words. This time she has to grit her teeth and persevere.

"what are we going to do?"

"First find a place to stay, then calculate Xu Xian and meet him after the next rain."

"Oh."

Xiaoqing's eyes rolled around.

in the afternoon.

At Yue Lao Temple, Tan Wenjie goes to work on time.

"Are you married, sir?"

"Ok?"

Not right.

"Sir, have you ever read a palm?"

"Ma'am, I only help people interpret the hexagrams. I don't tell fortunes or treat illnesses."

The news that there was a handsome fortune teller in the Yue Lao Temple spread like wildfire, and the women in the city became interested in marriage, especially the married young women, who went there most frequently.

There were so many people coming to touch his little hands that Tan Wenjie was overwhelmed.

Finally made it to the end of get off work.

"Miss, are you here to interpret the divination? I'm already off work."

He looked at Xiaoqing in surprise.

The other party came up to him immediately and sniffed him. As expected of a snake demon, although a little reckless, her movements were enchanting and sexy, and she was naturally charming.

Xiaoqing raised her head and came close to Tan Wenjie, her eyes swept across his lips, slowly moved up to his nose, and finally stared into his eyes: "I heard my sister often talk about love, and said that it is the most important thing in life. When I asked her what it is specifically, she said that I don't understand. You work in Yue Lao Temple, you must know a lot about it~"

"I understand it, I guess."

It’s hard to explain.

"Can you teach me?"

"Men and women are not allowed to be intimate."

"No kiss? Is it you who don't kiss me or I who don't kiss you? If you don't kiss me, wouldn't it be fine if I kiss you?"

You are such a little genius.

"Girl, I..."

"You're really interesting." Xiaoqing suddenly stepped back, "You're also the honest person my sister mentioned, right?"

This is the greatest slander against honest people.

"..."

"Tomorrow you go take the boat, I'll wait for you, you must come."

After saying that, Xiaoqing turned and left.

On the way back, Xiaoqing thought proudly: "My sister found an honest man, and I also found an honest man. Let's see who found a better one."

She has been with Bai Suzhen for hundreds of years, and now Bai Suzhen wants to live with someone else, and she is unhappy.

So I wanted to prove that my sister’s taste was not that good.

Tan Wenjie looked in the direction Xiaoqing left. He didn't expect to get an invitation to join the event.

"The Yue Lao Temple should be closed for Qingming Festival."

……

Qingming Festival, West Lake.

A small boat broke through the water.

In addition to the boatman who created the illusion, there were two women, one white and one blue.

The woman in white was cooking porridge on the boat with an elegant posture, while the woman in green next to her was lying sideways like a dead snake with a thick snake tail sticking out from under her skirt.

"Xiaoqing, quickly change your tail back."

"This tail has been with me for hundreds of years. I have a strong attachment to it."

"He's here!" Bai Suzhen suddenly looked towards the dock in surprise.

In order to create an encounter, she specially chartered other boats to prevent them from docking. She also specially investigated and found out that Xu Xian took a boat to the other side every day.

All coincidences are planned for a long time.

How could a little scholar escape from the clutches of the snake demon?

"He's here!" Xiaoqing also said in surprise, changing her previous lazy look and retracting her tail.

"Who?" Bai Suzhen was puzzled.

"You look for your honest man, and I look for mine."

Without Xiaoqing raising her finger, Bai Suzhen had already seen the man standing next to Xu Xian.

One is majestic and the other is timid, the contrast between the two is huge.

Look at his appearance again... No, Xu Xian won with his talent.

Don't ask him why he is in his forties and has never been a scholar but has refused to go to Beijing to take the imperial examination. It is not good for a man to be educated and sensible but not interested in being an official.

pier.

Tan Wenjie and Xu Xian stood together. He had looked at them carefully several times just now. Xu Xian was a very ordinary man. He was not sure whether he had saved a white snake in his previous life.

He lacked the ability to open the opponent's box.

"Brother Tan, you're joking. I really can't sing." Xu Xian was waving his hands.

Just now after he arrived at the dock, a handsome man came up to him and started chatting with him. He kept asking him if he had a brother-in-law who was a police chief and whether he could sing.

But there was no boat, so I couldn't run away and could only chat with the other party.

"Sir, are you going to cross the river?" A voice came, and Xu Xian looked over immediately as if he heard the sound of nature.

There were two stunning beauties standing there, one in white and one in blue.

Just at this time it started to rain heavily.

Xu Xian immediately opened the umbrella.

Tan Wenjie, who was standing by, noticed that Bai Suzhen had just performed a spell by making hand gestures.

He can call the wind and rain. If he doesn't use the tree demon's skin, he can't use this trick at all.

He was a bit arrogant, performing hand gestures in front of him, and only a blind person like Xu Xian couldn't see it.

Xu Xian nodded repeatedly upon hearing this: "Thank you, young lady!"

"You're all wet, why don't you get on the boat?" Xiaoqing asked Tan Wenjie.

Is it only my sister who can find an honest man? She can do it too.

Two honest men came aboard to see who was better.

Tan Wenjie was the first to get on board. He walked steadily, and it felt like he was walking on flat ground as he stepped on the swaying bow of the boat.

"Oh~" Xiaoqing rushed over hurriedly.

Really fragrant.

"Girl, you can't stand still again?"

"Yes." Xiaoqing took two quick puffs, then reluctantly stood up under the dangerous gaze of her sister.

Bai Suzhen withdrew her gaze and looked at Xu Xian.

It’s all Xiaoqing’s fault. She’s used the fake fall trick before, and if I use it again, it looks like I’m imitating her.

"Gentlemen, please come in and warm yourself by the fire," Bai Suzhen invited.

One man and one woman can have an ambiguous relationship, and one man and two women can have a good atmosphere, but two men and two women will have a very bad atmosphere, especially since Bai Suzhen has to take time to suppress Xiaoqing.

Otherwise, she would get close to Tan Wenjie and take advantage of him.

The boat swayed gently and headed towards the other side.

"My name is Xiaoqing, what's your name, sir?"

"Tan Wenjie."

"Miss Xiaoqing, why are you rolling your eyes?"

"It might be the reflection of the lake."

Bai Suzhen was startled and quickly pulled Xiaoqing. Human eyes cannot reflect light.

She heaved a sigh of relief after making sure that she had not revealed her true colors. Her main target today was Xu Xian... Why was this Xu Xian so silent?

When Bai Suzhen's eyes met his, Xu Xian immediately withdrew his gaze, fearing that he would be discovered while peeking at the beauty.

There was someone next to her with an arrogant look. Bai Suzhen turned around and found it was Tan Wenjie.

The other party did not dodge or evade, and even smiled at her.

So what if she has a pretty smile? She is very loyal in her relationships!
The atmosphere among the four people was always not right. After reaching the shore, Xu Xian was the first to stand up and say goodbye.

"Brother Tan, aren't you leaving?"

Xu Xian was not so confident that the two ladies in front of him were interested in him, but they were all just trying to get a ride. Seeing that Tan Wenjie didn't move, he took the two ladies into consideration and didn't want to ask them to chase him away, so he took the initiative to ask.

"It was Miss Xiaoqing who asked me to come here." Tan Wenjie pointed at Xiaoqing.

"I see."

Xu Xian was a little embarrassed.

It turned out that he was the only one who was hitching a ride on the boat, while others were invited to meet the beauty. Thinking of this, Xu Xian felt even more ashamed, as he had been an eyesore all the way without even realizing it.

After saying thank you awkwardly, Xu Xian hurried away with an umbrella.

"It's time for me to leave." Tan Wenjie stood up and said.

As an upright man, how could he stay on the boat alone with two women? He was afraid that Xiaoqing would take advantage of him if he stayed any longer.

"Miss Xiaoqing, can you lend me an umbrella?" Tan Wenjie suddenly pointed at the umbrella standing upright on the boat. "It's raining too hard outside. I will definitely return it another day. You can also come to the Yue Lao Temple to find me."

Xiaoqing handed over an umbrella: "I believe you."

Looking at the figure of Tan Wenjie leaving with an umbrella, he then glanced at Xiaoqing beside him.

Bai Suzhen: "..."

All these plots were thought up in her mind. Why did they suddenly become Tan Wenjie and Xiaoqing, and she became the bystander instead?

The man actually offered to lend me an umbrella.

Look at Xu Xian again…my bestie’s man is awesome.

Xiaoqing rubbed Bai Suzhen's back with her cheek: "Sister, what do you think of my honest man?"

"Not very good." Bai Suzhen commented mercilessly.

"Ah?" Xiaoqing was surprised.

She thought Tan Wenjie performed very well, better than the silly Xu Xian.

Bai Suzhen said: "He just looked at my chest three times and under your skirt four times."

Xiaoqing was proud and happy: "Does that mean I'm better than you?"

Sighing in her heart, Bai Suzhen thought to herself: He peeked at my calves twelve times.

Bai Suzhen: "It means he is lustful and not honest at all!"

"But Xu Xian also peeked at the two of us, and he dared to do it but didn't take responsibility for it. Is this what a gentleman is like?" Xiao Qing disagreed, "And I think Tan Wenjie seems to be interested in me."

Bai Suzhen didn't know what to say. Should she discourage her sister and tell her that the man was more interested in her?

They exchanged glances several times. If she had not been firm enough, the man Xiaoqing fell in love with might have become her brother-in-law.

"Xiao Qing, this man is not suitable for you. He is not honest and you can't control him."

"I am a demon. I will live with him for a few decades at most. After he dies of old age, I will return to the Purple Bamboo Forest to continue my cultivation." Xiao Qing said as a matter of course, "I will not suffer any loss."

Bai Suzhen was silent: "..."

What should I do if my sister suddenly becomes smarter and is not so easy to fool?

"Sister, you have already let Xu Xian take the boat, what are you going to do next?"

"what?"

Bai Suzhen then remembered that she had not told Xu Xian who she was, nor where she lived, and had not borrowed an umbrella from him.

These things were done by Tan Wenjie and Xiaoqing.

(End of this chapter)