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"Ring ring ring—"

At a crucial moment, a phone call came in.

Ah Xing raised his hand towards the Axe Gang members who were charging towards him like a tidal wave.

"and many more!"

The Axe Gang members, who were sprinting, paused.

Ah Xing pointed to his phone and said, "I'm going to take this call."

"Whoosh—" The axe flew over.

"Hack him!"

"Kill them!"

"on!"

A chaotic cacophony of shouts and screams erupted as they swarmed forward, completely engulfing Ah Xing.

Behind the iron gate of the small Western-style building, the servants looked at the "human ball" wrapped up in layers and shook their heads.

"The master said it's all fine, is that true?" He had a strong intuition that he would probably only see a pile of minced meat in a moment.

"Huh?" One of the outermost Axe Gang members suddenly widened his eyes.

"boom--!"

The explosive force knocked everyone on the periphery over.

After the person was launched into the sky, they began to free fall, accompanied by falling axes, like a rainstorm.

The ground was still trembling.

Only Ah Xing was left posing, rubbing his nose.

"I'll fight!" he said arrogantly. "I just don't want to hit anyone, it's not that I can't beat you guys, why are you forcing me to take action? Why?"

The ringing of the phone was extremely jarring in the otherwise empty environment, where only screams of pain could be heard.

Seeing this, the Axe Gang members in the distance knew they were no match for them, so they surrounded them without attacking, as if they were waiting for something.

The crowd parted automatically, and two men, one fat and one thin, wearing sunglasses, emerged from it, carrying a huge guzheng on their backs.

He looks unremarkable, like a street performer.

"Damn, you're so arrogant just because you're carrying a coffin lid?" Ah Xing took half a step back.

He sensed a tremendous threat and knew that with his strength, he was probably no match for the two people in front of him.

But having finally received a call from someone who had traveled through time, he dared not hang up. He could only focus on being wary of the other party before pressing the answer button.

"A song that breaks the heart, where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world."

The two smiled and simultaneously flicked their wrists, causing the guzheng behind them to spin rapidly and land in front of them.

With one foot on the ground and the other leg crossed, support the guzheng.

"Hey, Fifth Brother!"

"Ah Xing, where are you?" Long Wu's voice came through the phone. "Didn't I ask Miss Ren to tell you to come to the police station quickly? The special ability experts who attacked you last time are now missing, and the situation is a bit troublesome."

"No, Fifth Brother, I'm not in Hong Kong, I'm in Shanghai in 1916."

"Shanghai?"

"Yes, don't hang up the phone, it's very difficult to get through." Ah Xing said hurriedly, "Anyway, you should go find a master with special abilities right now and have them use their powers. Then I'll sense it from here and there. There's a good chance we can travel back in time. Otherwise, I'll be stuck in this era."

"Um, Ah Xing, did you really travel back in time?"

"It's the real deal, Fifth Brother."

"Ta-da!"

The guzheng was gently plucked, and Ah Xing's expression suddenly changed. He subconsciously tilted his head and found a strand of black hair falling down.

He raised his hand to touch his ear, then looked at his hand in front of his eyes and saw that his palm was covered in blood.

I actually got infected!

"Ah Xing, are you alright?" Long Wu on the other end of the phone sensed something was wrong.

"I'm fine, I just ran into two experts."

"Master?"

"Yes, those two were dressed as dead men, wearing sunglasses, and constantly plucking the strings of a guzheng. The strings could emit invisible sonic attacks, and they almost chopped my head off just now."

"Sonic Wave Technique?" A voice interrupted at an inopportune moment. "Kid, what are you doing? We have important business to discuss with Long Wu, we're hanging up now."

"Damn, who are you?" Ah Xing retorted.

The other party introduced himself without any politeness: "I am the police chief, known in the underworld as the Deadly Scissor Kick!"

"Cut your hair my foot! Those two bastards are playing the strings again, what are we going to do?!"

A sonic attack filled with disinfecting intent struck, and Ah Xing could only roll on the ground on instinct. When he turned around after fleeing in panic, he saw clear cuts left on the ground.

"If they pluck the strings, why don't you just break them?"

"You can do that?"

Ah Xing's spirits lifted. Although he didn't know how to use sound waves, he had special abilities. He concentrated his willpower and gazed at the guzheng from a distance.

As Ah Xing uttered the word "break," the guzheng actually exploded.

The sudden explosion startled the two of them.

"What kind of martial art is this?" X2
Without sensing any power approaching, this kind of attack was simply unheard of.

"And then?" Ah Xing asked into the phone.

"Of course we should rush up and crush their heads with our deadly scissor kicks!"

"We live very far apart."

"Then chase after them, get close, and then fly up and crush their heads with a deadly scissor kick!"

"Oh."

Ah Xing, holding the phone in one hand, rushed quickly toward the two martial arts masters.

Before they could even react to what was happening, the two of them actually stood there, watching helplessly as Ah Xing approached.

"I'll grab it!" Ah Xing leaped into the air.

The person on the phone immediately asked excitedly, "How was it? Did it explode?"

Ah Xing's cheeks flushed red, and he said with difficulty breathing, "No, I'm being held down on the ground by the two of them. One of them is holding my back, using what looks like the Ghost Shadow Grappling Hand, while the other is pressing my legs down with his knee and pressing against my buttocks, like the Thousand-Pound Drop."

"You're being controlled by two people using two different techniques at the same time? That's a bit worrying. Wait a minute, I'll get someone to investigate." The voice on the other end of the phone said, then trailed off, "Hey, now, everyone with flowers on their shoulders, get in here!... Kid, how are you doing?"

"I'm... about to... die..."

"Is there anywhere you can still move now?"

"Mouth and buttocks."

“Spit at him.”

"My face was pressed to the ground."

"Then fart."

"puff--!"

A deafening bang was followed by a stench that filled the air. The two men wearing sunglasses quickly retreated, gagging and fanning themselves with their hands.

"Quick, what do we do now?" Ah Xing asked anxiously from inside his own butt.

"The monkey steals the peaches."

"Stealing peaches? There were two of them."

"Then steal it with both hands!"

"it is good!"

Ah Xing tilted his head, holding the phone between his fingers, and lunged forward to grab it with both hands.

"Ah!" X2
After two cries of pain, Ah Xing rolled to the ground, the phone still firmly held between his head and shoulder.

"So, did you manage to steal it?"

"We managed to steal them, but only three peaches."

"I never imagined that the legendary aloof and reclusive person actually existed," came the voice on the phone.

"Now is not the time for sentimentality. What should we do next?" Ah Xing asked again.

"Beat them up!"

"Understood!"

Ah Xing rushed forward and began kicking the two disabled men who were clutching their groins repeatedly, causing them to scream and wail in agony as they shook their heads and begged for mercy. "Pah!" Ah Xing spat and looked up ahead.

The Axe Gang members had already retreated outside the street.

It seems that my fierce fighting style just now has frightened them.

Even if he can't go back to the future, he's sure he can still marry more than a dozen wives with his skills. Tan Wenjie is his idol.

Ah Xing laughed out loud, but then heard someone next to him spit out a "Pui!"

Before I knew it, a number of passersby had appeared around me.

He turned to look at the woman who spat at him and asked, puzzled, "Auntie, why did you spit at me?"

"You beat up two disabled street performers, shouldn't I spit on them?"

Ah Xing patiently explained, "I didn't expect you to be so righteous. To be honest, I am also very righteous. As for these two bastards, don't be fooled by their disguise as disabled people. They are actually super killers. I almost got killed by them just now."

"Pooh!"

This time, the one spitting was a little boy with a runny nose, who was also holding a giant lollipop in his hand.

"Little friend, has anyone ever told you that spitting on someone is very rude?"

"Pooh!"

Ah Xing stood there, helplessly enduring the condemnation of everyone.

Until a figure appeared in his line of sight.

"Brother Jie, you've finally come out!" He looked at Tan Wenjie outside the crowd with surprise, raised his hand to greet him and said, "Tell them quickly that I'm dealing with two top experts that the Axe Gang hired, not abusing disabled people."

All eyes turned to Tan Wenjie.

"Who are you? Don't talk nonsense. I don't know you at all." Tan Wenjie shook his head, spat out a mouthful of saliva, and said through gritted teeth, "I hate people like you the most. You'll corrupt the children."

The passersby nodded in agreement.

He's handsome and has sound values.

Looking at Ah Xing again, it's true that ugly people often cause trouble.

Ugly people often cause trouble.

"Damn it! It's one thing to think it in your heart, but to actually say it out loud!"

After the condemnation, the crowd dispersed, fearing that the ruthless person who could attack the disabled might suddenly attack them.

Only Ah Xing remained, squatting helplessly on the ground.

A handkerchief was handed to Ah Xing.

"Here, wipe it off."

“Brother Jie.” Ah Xing looked up at Tan Wenjie, “I’ve decided to take revenge on the despicable Axe Gang.”

"Okay, I support you."

"It can't just be language support, can it?"

"No," Tan Wenjie shook his head, "Just now, when you were beating those two up..."

He suddenly paused, raised his finger and pointed into the distance. Ah Xing looked in the direction Tan Wenjie was pointing and saw the two disabled people whose three peaches he had picked were wriggling on the ground like maggots, getting further and further away.

They disappeared in such a round and plump manner that Ah Xing couldn't muster any anger at all.

Tan Wenjie continued, "The Axe Gang called me, offering to pay me to kill you."

"Our relationship shouldn't make you willing to kill him, right?"

“Of course,” Tan Wenjie nodded. “I refused.”

Ah Xing breathed a sigh of relief, but then he immediately realized, "And then what did the Axe Gang say?"

"They said they would find the ultimate killer, Fire Cloud Evil God, and kill me along with him."

"Holy crap!" Ah Xing shuddered in fright.

Although he didn't know who it was, just hearing the name made him realize how incredibly strong the other person was.

"Brother Jie, what are you going to do now?"

"I plan to... have millet jelly for dessert tonight."

"..."

“Brother Jie, as long as the two of us can get through this, I’ll take you back eighty years to take refuge.” Ah Xing pointed to the phone. “I’ve already contacted my friend, Brother Wu. He’ll find a master with special abilities to help us travel through time.”

"Okay." Tan Wenjie nodded.

"You agreed so readily, what are your wives supposed to do?"

"I'll come back another day. Besides, it's good enough if they don't go and beat up other people without me here."

Ah Xing stayed overnight in the small villa, sleeping with the guards and others, waiting for the Fire Cloud Evil God to arrive.

into the night.

"Yawn~"

Ah Xing opened his eyes because he needed to urinate, but when he turned his head, he saw the burly man sleeping next to him staring at him with wide eyes. He was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat.

"Hu-hu-hu-"

The sound of snoring came from inside.

There are actually people in this world who can sleep with their eyes open.

"Hurry up and go water the flowers!"

Ah Xing pulled up his pants and went out, but when he came out, he realized that he hadn't asked where the toilet was.

If he were to urinate or defecate here, he would probably be thrown out by Tan Wenjie. So he quietly slipped outside the villa, unbuckled his belt in front of the tree at the entrance, and relieved himself to his heart's content.

"Whoo~"

After shivering, Ah Xing pulled up his pants and was about to walk back when he saw an old man wearing a vest and flip-flops, with a receding hairline, standing in front of the small villa in a very domineering manner.

"Old man, have you taken the wrong road?" Ah Xing stepped forward and said, "It's dangerous here, you should go home and get some sleep."

The old man smiled and asked Ah Xing, "Excuse me, is this the residence of Mr. Tan Wenjie?"

"Yeah," Ah Xing nodded, then asked with a puzzled look, "What, is Brother Jie very famous?"

"He single-handedly destroyed the entire Marshal's Mansion. It is said that he could withstand artillery shells and stop the army's advance by himself. His martial arts skills have reached a superb level, and he is known as a terrestrial immortal." The old man raised his hand and pointed to the tip of his nose with his index finger. "I happen to be able to catch bullets as well. I want to see how big the difference is between me and someone who can catch artillery shells."

"Catch a shell?" Ah Xing was speechless. "Old man, did you escape from a mental hospital?"

"Huh? How did you know?" This time it was the old man's turn to be surprised.

madman!

Ah Xing shook his head, deciding not to try to persuade the other person anymore: "Wait here, I'll go and call someone for you."

"Thank you," the other person said politely.

As Ah Xing entered the room, a voice was heard coming from outside.

"What kind of Tom, Dick, and Harry dares to cause trouble here?"

Then a pair of long legs kicked through the night sky.

Ah Xing remembered that the other person seemed to be one of Tan Wenjie's wives, named Ao Ningshuang, but he didn't know the others.

But then a delicate shout was heard.

"Buddha's Palm!"

A sudden gust of wind arose.

Ah Xing stood still, his clothes fluttering in the wind, his body swaying as if he were about to be blown away, unable to stand firmly at all.

"boom!"

The old man standing at the door changed his expression drastically, and then he was slapped away like a toad by a huge golden hand.

Ao Ningshuang landed lightly.

Elegant posture.

Ah Xing asked worriedly, "Sister-in-law, isn't it wrong to mistreat the elderly like this?"

"Not good?" Ao Ningshuang's expression was solemn and serious. "You should stay away from here."

"Coo-quack!!"

The sound of a toad croaking rang out, and the old man who had just been swatted away transformed into a giant human-shaped toad, shooting towards the small villa like a cannonball.

The gusts of wind that swirled around him were no less powerful than the storm stirred up by the Tathagata Palm earlier.

Ah Xing exclaimed in shock, "He's the ultimate killer king... the Fire Cloud Evil God?"

Appearances can be deceiving indeed. (End of Chapter)