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Chapter 841 Oh no, I'm falling in love!
"The ultimate killer king, the Fire Cloud Evil God?"
Standing by the window, Tan Wenjie gently parted the curtains, looking down at the standoff below.
Unexpectedly, the other party would take the initiative to come to their door. However, this Ah Xing is not the same Ah Xing. He doesn't even know the Tathagata Palm. Without me by his side, he will definitely suffer a great loss.
The Fire Cloud Evil God, unleashing his full power, let out a loud "Gugua," then pushed off with his legs again, creating a huge crater in the ground, and he was already standing in front of Ao Ning Shuang.
Facing the fierce wind, Ao Ning Shuang remained unmoved, and quickly raised her hand when the distance between herself and the opponent closed to only one or two meters.
"The Tathagata Palm?!" The Fiery Cloud Evil God's eyes widened suddenly; the immense power of that palm strike had far exceeded his comprehension.
In his view, the little girl in front of him was young and must not have been practicing for long. It was impossible for her to deliver a palm strike of that power a second time. However, when her slender hand was raised, Fire Cloud Evil God still instinctively dodged.
He dared not gamble.
"boom!"
The golden palm reappeared, as tall as a building, and charged towards the spot where the Fire Cloud Evil God had just been, skimming along the ground like an armored tank.
"Whoosh, whoosh..."
Fire Cloud Evil God's back was soaked with sweat. He was lucky to have been cautious enough to escape with his life; otherwise, there would only be a toad pancake left on the ground.
How should we play this?
Why have I never heard of such a top master in the martial arts world?
"I admire you." Fire Cloud Evil God stood up, clasped his hands in a fist and forced a friendly smile, and said, "The heroine's skill is unparalleled in the world, I admire you! There is no grudge between us, it's all just a misunderstanding."
Ao Ning Shuang asked, "Are you Ah Xing's accomplice from the Axe Gang?"
“Kill people? No, no, no!” Fire Cloud Evil God shook his head. “I have never thought of killing anyone. I am not familiar with the Axe Gang. I just heard that there are peerless masters here, so I wanted to come and see for myself.”
Upon hearing this, Ao Ningshuang temporarily lowered her guard.
As the distance closed, the Fiery Cloud Evil God suddenly charged forward, simultaneously grabbing a peculiar hidden weapon in his right hand and thrusting it towards Ao Ning Shuang's heart.
He tried to catch them off guard, but he didn't expect that Ao Ning Shuang had already raised her hand and was waiting on the way he came.
Buddha's palm!
Golden light!
The endless, raging wind whipped wildly across my face.
Then consciousness went dark.
Ao Ningshuang lowered her hand, turned around and walked back, while also giving a disdainful "humph".
"I've traveled all over the country with my father, catching ghosts and exorcising demons. I've seen things even more cunning than you. Do you think your little tricks can fool me?"
Ah Xing was left standing at the door, looking around.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pointed at a head in the alley: "Hey, you four-eyed frog! Come out here!"
A commotion erupted in the alley, followed by several people rushing out, including a sleazy-looking man with glasses and a man with slicked-back hair and blackened teeth.
"It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, we were just passing by."
"Misunderstanding?" Ah Xing chuckled and shouted, "Axe Gang, come out and clean up the mess!"
The sound echoed throughout the street.
The Axe Gang's cloud-piercing fireworks didn't light up, and the whole street was eerily quiet.
The next day, Ah Xing was woken up again by the urge to urinate.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the guy next door staring at me with wide eyes.
So what if you sleep with your eyes open?
"I'll insert it!" Ah Xing held up two fingers of his right hand and gestured towards the other person's eyes. Unexpectedly, the other person's eyes followed his hand.
"You...you're not asleep?"
The other person replied, "Of course I'm not asleep. Can't you see me with my eyes open? Have you ever seen anyone sleep with their eyes open?"
Ah Xing really wanted to reply that he did, but after looking at the other person's thick pectoral muscles, biceps, and clearly defined abs, he ultimately decided to let the other person off the hook for the time being, out of respect for Brother Jie.
"You were probably thinking just now that you should let me off the hook for the sake of the master!"
"You could figure that out?" Ah Xing's eyes widened. "I never expected you to be so resourceful."
"Haha, no, I heard you're the God of Gamblers?"
"That's right, I am the Gambling Saint!"
"Could you teach me a few tricks? To be honest, I lost terribly before."
"No problem, we're all brothers."
Life decades ago wasn't as bad as one might imagine.
That afternoon, Tan Wenjie watched as the gardener re-fertilized all the flowers in the yard.
"What kind of fertilizer is this?" Tan Wenjie stopped in his tracks.
The fertilizer smells slightly pungent.
"Your Excellency, the fertilizer is all fermented in our own home, and the flowers grown from it are very beautiful!"
"What was sprinkled on the flowers?"
"It was just splashed on by accident. Flowers are more beautiful when you look at them and don't pick them."
Tan Wenjie nodded slightly and instructed, "Don't let anyone serve these flowers on the dining table in the future."
"Don't worry, we have another kind of flower that is beautiful, clean, and smells nice."
Tan Wenjie nodded slightly, not paying much attention; he was only staying here for a short while.
Just as Ah Xing is waiting for a chance to travel through time and go back, he is also waiting for Ah Xing to go back.
This method of time travel by borrowing the abilities of the "protagonist" in the story may differ from one's own time travel.
If a special ability can even allow for easy time travel, its potential for development far exceeds most of the abilities Tan Wenjie currently possesses.
When I saw Ah Xing again, he was staring at a flower in the yard and chuckling to himself.
"What's wrong with him?" Tan Wenjie asked.
The servant next to him replied, "I don't know. It seems like he changed like this after going out with Ah Kun."
"Ah Xing, you wouldn't be..."
"I am not in love, much less in heat!"
Tan Wenjie: "..."
What a brilliant example of admitting guilt without being asked!
"Brother Jie, I'm not from this era." Ah Xing picked the flower, and under Tan Wenjie's frowning gaze, gently sniffed, "Do you think I can bring happiness to someone?"
"Why not just take them back?"
"That's true, but what if she has parents?"
"Take them back with you."
Ah Xing's eyes lit up; the problem that had troubled him for over an hour had been solved just like that.
"It smells so good!" he suddenly exclaimed.
Tan Wenjie asked curiously, "Are you sure?"
"It smells like love."
"Everyone says dogs can see things that people can't, but I never imagined they could smell fragrances that others can't smell."
Ah Xing, hands on his hips and biting a flower, said, "You're just jealous of me."
As he turned his head, he saw someone fertilizing the flowers and asked, "Brother Jie, what are they doing?"
"Oh, they're fertilizing, that's not important." Tan Wenjie chose to downplay the issue.
You shouldn't say unpleasant things when someone is in love. Since you've already eaten it, you might as well make him happy. After all, it's not like you're the one eating it.
"Hahaha, you must be jealous of me, right?" Ah Xing raised an eyebrow at Tan Wenjie triumphantly: "Brother Jie, when you start to genuinely like someone, instead of just being a womanizer, you'll understand this feeling and even get used to the sour smell of love."
He twitched his nose as he spoke.
Tan Wenjie: "..."
After holding back for a moment, he felt he should be realistic.
"Ah Xing, you're in big trouble."
“I know what you’re going to say next,” Ah Xing interrupted. “You’re probably going to say, ‘Oh no, I’m falling in love,’ right? I heard some idiot San say that before.”
"No, the flower you bit was recently fertilized."
Ah Xing suddenly felt that his mouth smelled bad, and his throat was even a little itchy.
"vomit--!"
"What's wrong with him?" "He's probably not used to the saccharine smell of being in love yet."
"..."
……
Shanghai was shaken.
The Axe Gang was wiped out.
A newspaper covered this information and was spread on the lawn.
Next came a bamboo basket.
Ah Xing sat on the ground, casting flirtatious glances at the girl in front of him.
Suddenly, a cylindrical object covered the man and woman sitting side by side, rapidly increasing the distance between them. As Tan Wenjie put down his monocular telescope, the two appeared on the opposite bank of the river.
"Boss Tan, you seem quite interested in following young couples on their date?" Zhang Dadan asked, sitting down next to Tan Wenjie.
“You don’t understand, Ah Xing and I are very good friends.” Tan Wenjie picked up the monocular binoculars again.
Seeing him staring intently at the other side, Zhang Dadan couldn't resist picking up his binoculars to observe as well.
"Wow, Mr. Tan, your friend is quite the sly one. His expression is really lewd. It's a pity I don't know what he's saying."
Tan Wenjie casually relayed: "Qian, I like you so much~ Let me kiss you, muah muah muah~"
"Really?" Zhang Dadan asked in surprise.
Judging from Ah Xing's expression and actions, there is a very high probability that he said those words.
"I have super hearing, so I can hear everything."
“Tch, if you can read lips, just say so,” Zhang Dadan said. “But you still have to remind your friend that it’s fine to play around, but some women are prickly and dangerous.”
"It's okay, he's used to taking a loss."
As they were talking, Ah Xing across from them had already started kissing the girl.
"Eh~" X2
He even stuck out his tongue.
As Ah Xing, satisfied, wiped his mouth and headed back, he happened to run into Tan Wenjie and Zhang Dadan.
"Hey Jay, are you hanging out around here too?"
"Yes, with my friend. This is Zhang Dadan, Mr. Zhang."
"Hello, Mr. Zhang." Ah Xing nodded in greeting.
"Ah Xing, do you know who the woman you're dating is?" Zhang Dadan couldn't help but ask.
After all these years in the business, all he's learned is loyalty, so he couldn't help but ask a question.
"Yes, I know her. Her name is Qian."
"anything else?"
"She is 36 years old, has a mole on her neck, a mole on her buttocks, a sensitive spot on the soles of her feet, and loves tongues the most."
"You actually..." X2
I strongly despise him. He's only known her for a day or two, yet he's already licked her entire body.
Not just sleazy, it's downright sleazy!
"We're in a normal romantic relationship!" Ah Xing emphasized, and earnestly said to Tan Wenjie, "I want to take Ah Qian back to 1996!"
"up to you."
Upon returning home, Tan Wenjie immediately called Ah Kun over.
How did Ah Xing meet Ah Qian?
"I don't know, sir," Ah Kun shook his head when asked.
"Didn't he go out with you that day?"
“She went out with me, and Ah Xing said he needed to use the restroom, and then a woman accidentally bumped into me.”
"Is it that Ah Qian?"
"Yes, I pushed her away and ignored her. Unexpectedly, she accidentally bumped into Xiao Zhao, A Lei, Tiger, Yun Gao, and Uncle Liu, who were with us at the casino. Finally, she accidentally bumped into A Xing, and then A Xing helped her up. That's when she fell in love with A Xing."
Tan Wenjie: "..."
It's a very simple and obvious honey trap; only someone as stupid as Ah Xing would fall for it.
The other party's target was clearly him, for many reasons, which he didn't even bother to investigate further.
The rest can be left to my subordinates.
When Tam Man-kit starts to care about Ah-Chin, someone will naturally investigate and resolve all the issues. If people can't do it, then ghosts will.
The day of time travel has finally arrived.
Ah Qian, who came along, was quite excited and greeted Tan Wenjie when she saw him.
However, not long ago, Tan Wenjie learned that the other party was a Japanese spy.
“Brother Jie, we can go now.” After saying that, Ah Xing turned to Ah Qian and said, “Come with me to the 80 years from now. There are many good things to enjoy there.”
"Yes, I will definitely follow you!" Aqian nodded vigorously.
What a touching scene of husband and wife working together in harmony.
One second it was sunny and breezy, the next moment a storm suddenly swept through the sky.
"It's here!" Ah Xing was overjoyed and held his breath to unleash his power.
A beam of light descended from the sky, enveloping Ah Xing. Judging from the diameter of the beam, it could fit at least three to five people inside.
"Brother Jie, come quick!"
"Here I am." Tan Wenjie stepped into the pillar of light, then turned to Caiyi and the others and said, "If you're bored after you've finished looking around, go home first. I'll be back in a while."
Everyone remained calm, simply waving goodbye.
They had seen people travel through time like Tan Wenjie many times before, so they weren't surprised.
"Ah Qian!"
Ah Qian was pulled into the pillar of light.
The next moment, the three figures disappeared from Shanghai in 1916.
1996 years.
In a certain square, three figures appeared out of thin air.
Ah Xing stood up and looked around, gazing at the distant skyscrapers, and exclaimed with delight, "I'm back!"
He saw Long Wu not far ahead and immediately greeted him, asking, "Fifth Brother, I'm back. By the way, where did you find this expert with special abilities?"
Long Wu asked in confusion, "What kind of expert with special abilities? I found a mental patient in a mental hospital. He knew I was looking for someone who could travel through time, so he just happened to bring you back."
"What the hell! Are you crazy?" Ah Xing's eyes widened.
"Hey kid, how dare you swear at me like that?" A man wearing a black trench coat, a melon-shaped hat, carrying a black leather bag and a potted plant walked over. "I'm your savior, after all. Thanks for your kindness. Do you have 1000 yuan?"
"How about the ocean?"
"That's currency from decades ago, it's unusable."
"Ah~ Xing~, why do I feel so tired~" A weary voice came from the side.
Ah Xing turned his head and saw an old woman, skin and bones, with sparse hair, almost withered and dead, waving at him.
"Grandma, who are you?"
"I am Qian."
“Qian?” Xing looked at the mentally ill man and asked, “Why is this happening?”
"Because she lived decades ago, suddenly jumping 80 years, she would instantly age 80 years, and she would die of old age soon."
"What! Then Brother Jie is also..." Ah Xing looked at Tan Wenjie, but found that he was in very good condition and had not changed at all.
"Brother Jie, how come you haven't gotten old?"
"Who says I haven't gotten old?" Tan Wenjie straightened his hair.
Unexpectedly, traveling through time and space with the "protagonist" in this way forcibly reduced his lifespan by eighty years.
Fortunately, I am no different from immortal, and I can rewrite the Book of Life and Death myself.
"Ah Jie, it's been a long time."
"Lyon, it's been a long time."
Ah Xing, standing to the side, shouted, "You're actually from this era! I almost fell for your trick!" (End of Chapter)
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