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"Let me introduce you, this is Long Wu, Fifth Brother, and I am..."

“Mr. Tan, seeing you in person is much better than hearing about you.” Long Wu took the initiative to step forward and shake hands with Tan Wenjie.

Ah Xing: "?"

I was so naive and innocent; I trusted Tan Wenjie so easily.

"What, is Brother Jie very famous?"

“Not just famous, but extremely famous!” Long Wu cleared his throat, about to explain.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand promptly: "No need for boasting, Mr. Long Wu, is there something you need?"

"I'd like to ask you to sign your name for me."

"Holy crap!" Ah Xing, who was seeing such a contrast between the aloof and cool Long Wu for the first time, almost popped his eyes out.

"Want to grab a bite together?"

"Is that okay? I'll choose the location!"

"Oh right, Qian!" Ah Xing suddenly remembered that he seemed to have brought his lifelong love with him. Although they had only known each other for a day and a half, considering that she had big breasts and a mole on her body, this passionate love could last for a long time.

Everyone then turned to look at the old woman lying on the ground.

There are two people on the scene who have the ability to save Ah Qian. One is Tan Wenjie, who can change the Book of Life and Death to give her several more decades of life. The other is Leon, who does not play by the rules at all.

The other party was a Japanese spy who tried to infiltrate his inner circle using very crude methods. Tan Wenjie had no other option but to wait for the spy to die and then arrange for her to be sent straight to the animal realm.

"Brother Jie, do you have any way to save Qian? This handsome, mentally ill man, can you save Qian? Fifth Brother..."

Tan Wenjie was studying ants moving house on the ground, Long Wu was looking at autographs, and only Lyon smiled and cleared his throat.

Lyon: "Ahem!"

"Master of Psychosis?"

“You can remove the ‘mental illness’ label.” Leon held up one index finger. “One thousand dollars.”

Ah Xing didn't dare to delay and immediately went to Long Wu's side, pleading and begging until he borrowed a thousand dollars.

Leon nodded in satisfaction after receiving the money, then said, "It's hopeless."

"Damn it, you lunatic! You actually lied to me! Watch out, or I'll blow your head off!"

Lyon immediately rolled up his sleeves and pounced on him.

"Snap, snap—"

Tan Wenjie, who was standing nearby, took a snapshot with his camera. This was the first time he had ever encountered a scene like this, where "Ah Xing" versus "Ah Xing" was captured, and it was very memorable.

After several minutes, the two, whose clothes were getting less and less, finally stopped.

"Ah~ Xing~" Ah Qian's aged voice finally reminded Ah Xing that he had a girlfriend who had suddenly aged 80 years and needed to be saved.

Tan Wenjie couldn't bear it and revealed the truth: "Ah Xing, actually your girlfriend is a Japanese spy."

"I knew it!" Ah Xing exclaimed excitedly in an instant.

"Damn, you believed it so quickly? At least questioned it a bit." X3
Ah Xing nodded: "I've always felt that something was off about her. Even if you didn't tell me yourself, I would have found out myself. To be honest, in order to find out what her scheme is, I'm willing to suffer losses and use my charm, as long as I can get useful information."

"Cheap?" X4
"Pah, you're at a disadvantage!"

Tan Wenjie narrowed his eyes: "Ah Xing, you don't actually think this is a good excuse to get rid of that old hag Ah Qian, do you?"

Long Wu nodded: "Ah Xing, I will look down on you if you do this."

Lyon bluntly pointed out: "A beast!"

Ah Qian: "Uh...uh...uh..."

"Of course not. Although Ah Qian and I were just playing around, she has successfully secured a place in my pure young heart. While Ah Qian is still alive, I can no longer date. I plan to go to France to learn gambling skills from my master, the God of Gamblers, Ko Chun." Ah Xing's eyes were firm, making people subconsciously want to believe what he said.

"..."X4
Ah Xing couldn't help but yell at the top of her lungs, "I was so naive! I was deceived again and again!"

Ah Xing: ヾ(︶*)
"Ah Xing, what are you singing?" Long Wu turned his head in confusion.

Ah Xing: "Expressing emotions isn't okay."

Long Wu: "No, it sounds awful."

Nod! X4
Not only him, but even Ah Qian, who was about to die on the ground, nodded in agreement.

A figure jogged past several people.

Ah Xing's eyes lit up.

"I think I've fallen in love again! Excuse me, everyone, I'll be right back."

"Damn!" X3
Ah Xing shamelessly severed ties with Ah Qian. The abandoned Japanese spy eventually died of old age 80 years later.

Long Wu made a phone call, and the rest was taken care of by someone else.

After exchanging contact information, Tan Wenjie and Lyon left the place together.

Roadside stalls.

Tan Wenjie opened a bottle of beer with chopsticks to celebrate his reunion with his old friend.

Before we knew it, a long time had passed.

“Ah Jie,” Leon suddenly asked in a very serious tone, “you’re not actually human, are you?”

Tan Wenjie nodded slightly: "I didn't expect you to see through me."

When he first asked Leon to admit that he was a god, the other party refused to admit it no matter what. Now that he had attained unparalleled power, this guy was actually starting to cooperate.

However, he was different from the Tan Wenjie he knew back then. No matter how powerful Leon's imagination was, it couldn't really affect him.

"You're actually an alien from outer space, from the Orion constellation." Leon said, turning his head. When he turned back, his eyes were fixed on a sliced ​​salted duck egg, a piece of cardboard stuck in his head, and his hands were making Ultraman's energy blasting motion. "You're known as Salted Egg Superman, and you want to destroy the world, right?"

"Of course not!"

If Leon had called him Ultraman back then, Tan Wenjie would have been very happy, but now he's just a dispensable nobody to him.

"Can you easily travel between different worlds?"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

"You can travel through time!"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

"Or perhaps you originally planned to invade this world, but after meeting me, you realized you couldn't defeat me, so you chose to abandon darkness and embrace the light."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

You must have gotten the outline, kid.

Fortunately, it seemed that Leon was just joking; otherwise, Tan Wenjie would have strongly suspected that Leon already knew everything.

"Sigh!" Lyon suddenly sighed.

"Why are you sighing?" Tan Wenjie asked.

"The world is like a beehive, full of holes, and there are many outsiders who want to squeeze in."

"Speak properly and don't make inappropriate jokes."

Tan Wenjie complained, but couldn't help but add in his heart that maybe no one had ever discovered this world before, but after Leon said it, this world would attract a group of "Apostles" or "unlucky guys from the Main God Space" and other visitors.

“I feel like the world is becoming very dangerous,” Leon said in a low voice. “There might not only be ghosts, but also monsters, zombies, and aliens.”

"Ok?"

Tan Wenjie's eyelids twitched. He had a very strong intuition that Lyon might attract something to this world.

Halfway through his drink, Lyon suddenly stood up. "I suddenly remembered..."

"My stomach isn't feeling well," Tan Wenjie said first.

Lyon: "..."

His eyes met those of Tan Wenjie, and they both saw the answer they were looking for.

"Are you looking for someone?" X2
"I don't have any friends in this area." X2
"Ah Xing!" X2
A dozen minutes later, Ah Xing sat anxiously at the table.

"Tell me quickly, will my time travel really affect my sexual function?" Ah Xing raised his hand, "Could you please give me an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks?"

When the bowls and chopsticks were served, Ah Xing opened a bottle of wine for himself and said while eating, "You know what? I was so worried and scared that I had no appetite at all."

Seeing Ah Xing devour the dishes on the table in a flash, Tan Wenjie immediately picked up his chopsticks, with Leon following closely behind.

We'll have plenty of time to talk about the nonsense later, but right now, whoever eats the least is a fool.

The three of them devoured their food with gusto, causing the other diners at the table to gasp in disbelief. Several even stopped chewing to watch them feast.

"call!"

Ah Xing put down his chopsticks, rubbing his stomach contentedly, thinking to himself that he had performed exceptionally well just now, having eaten at least two-thirds of this feast, making a huge profit.

Then he suddenly realized that he hadn't heard the other two speak yet.

“Ah Xing, I suddenly remembered that I don’t think I took my medicine.” Leon stood up. “I’ll go first.”

"Ah Xing, I left the gas on at home, so I'll head out first," Tan Wenjie said.

Ah Xing: "..."

You've always been the one taking advantage of others; when will it be your turn to be taken advantage of?

"Oh dear, my mom is about to give birth, my third uncle is having menstrual cramps, and things are a bit hectic at home..."

“Your problem is actually quite complicated,” Lyon sighed.

Ah Xing forced a smile: "I'll treat you this time."

I never expected that this bastard in front of me would act so unpredictably. If it weren't for the fact that he had a similar handsome face to me, Ah Xing would have definitely punched that handsome and charming face hard.

What a waste of such a handsome face; his demeanor is just too sleazy.

After paying, Ah Xing asked, "Master of Neurosis, what should I do about my problem?"

"Drink this."

Leon handed a carton of milk to Ah Xing.

"milk?"

“That’s right, don’t know how to drink it? Let me tell you, it’s very simple.” Leon said in a mysterious tone, “You have to drink it three times a day, with every meal, and you have to persist for seven days to complete one course of treatment. Remember, you absolutely cannot drink too little, or drinking too much will make your body stronger and stronger.”

"Do you think I'm a fool?"

"Don't you know I'm mentally ill?"

"..."

That made so much sense that Ah Xing was speechless.

He had no choice but to look to Tan Wenjie for help, but Tan Wenjie snatched the milk from Lyon's hand and gulped it down his throat.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Leon tried to stop him, but it was too late.

The sound of swallowing.

Tan Wenjie: "I also want to grow taller."

Since Lyon has the ability to make his words come true, it's reasonable for him to take advantage of the situation; that's called making the best use of waste.

After drinking the milk, several of my attributes did indeed increase.

For Tan Wenjie today, this attribute has negligible effect, but it's different for ordinary people. It's enough to improve their health, and they could even become world champions just by drinking a few sips of milk.

In other worlds, obtaining rare and precious materials requires the right timing, location, and people. But in this world, it's completely different. As long as Leon's imagination can satisfy it, it can be achieved.

This effect is similar to that of the Ten Brothers Pearls, which were used by Mr. and Mrs. Chen to grow giant fruits and vegetables, such as pumpkins and watermelons the size of carriages.

If it weren't ordinary crops, but rather spiritual plants, immortal peaches, etc., the growth time would likely be greatly shortened.

Everything is the result of the world's power amplifying its effects.

Upon seeing this, Ah Xing raised his hand and slapped his forehead: "I was so stupid to believe the words of a lunatic."

Having made up his mind that he could no longer pay attention to those two bastards, Ah Xing left wearily. He planned to first go to his master to cultivate diligently, and then use the money he earned to chase after girls.

A second of being in a state of enlightenment isn't enough to make you contemplate life, so find a few hundred hot girls. Many hands make light work, and a few hundred seconds of being in a state of enlightenment will surely be enough to help you understand the true meaning of life.

"By the way, it seems that Dajun also went with me to 80 years ago. I wonder how he is doing."

Ah Xing's attention only shifted for a moment before he was drawn away by the pretty girl on the roadside.

……

At night, the stars weave the Milky Way across the sky.

Tan Wenjie sat on a roadside bench, quietly smoking a cigarette.

The person sitting next to him was Ah Xing, who was preparing to go to France to learn gambling skills from Gao Jin. He was also smoking a cigarette, his whole body was full of sorrow, and he exuded a low-pressure atmosphere.

Two girls passing by on the roadside saw this scene and couldn't help but say, "That person looks so melancholy."

Ah Xing's ears twitched slightly.

He coughed lightly, turning his face to the side so that the other person could see his melancholy eyes and stubble.

"That guy is so sleazy, and he's so shameless. Why is he sitting with such a handsome man?"

"Yes, if I were him, I would be so ashamed that I would commit suicide."

Hearing the two girls' undisguised comments after they stopped, Ah Xing's smile widened. He couldn't help but lower his voice and say to Tan Wenjie:

"Brother Jie, you're actually not ugly at all. It's just that you happen to be sitting next to me. I'm really sorry to make you stand out from the crowd."

"Ah Xing, don't you want to look up and see reality?"

"What reality?" Ah Xing looked up in confusion.

The two girls pointed at him and said in unison, "We're talking about you! Don't you dare slander that handsome guy!"

"Me? Hehehehehe!" Ah Xing laughed loudly.

Reality is so cruel. The world 80 years ago was better; at least there were female spies there who were willing to deceive themselves.

"Ah Xing, what exactly do you want?"

“My master is ignoring me. I have nowhere to learn gambling skills and I don’t have much money. I thought I’d stay here with you for a while.”

This is why Ah Xing came back: God of Gamblers Ko Chun has gone missing, and he can only wander the streets alone.

“I have friends at the police station who can help you find a job,” Tan Wenjie said.

"What kind of job? It's not a drug-sniffing dog, is it?"

"Don't worry, it doesn't require that much brainpower," Tan Wenjie reassured him. "There are several unsolved cases that are still hanging over your face. Once the cases are solved, we'll split the money with you."

Ah Xing said in a low voice, "Brother Jie, I just look a bit stupid, but I'm not dumb at all."

"Really?" Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky.

His deep-seated roots have sensed that a new apostle is about to arrive. (End of Chapter)