Shadow Weaver

Chapter 75 Sea Salt Cucumber Chips
Although I was educated in various ways by a little sister who was almost ten years younger than me, this matter was a bit delicate.

But the wise are the teachers... They say Teacher Yang is a strict and famous teacher, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that!
Bai Miaomiao and the other person thought so while raising the mooncake to their mouths with great anticipation - this mooncake did not smell like the "Master Chen's Secretly Made Green Pepper Mustard Cheese Pancake" that they had eaten in the piano store last time, with an inexplicable pungent smell. This mooncake smelled very fragrant, and the color seemed to be quite decent.

"Well, well, well, Teacher Yang, we won't be polite!" An Qing swallowed and pretended to put the mooncake into his mouth.

Lu Shinian, who knew Yang Yan'an a little better, subconsciously wanted to stop him when he heard the words, but he remembered the miserable state he suffered last time after he easily opened the microphone in the piano store. After a little hesitation, he finally shut his mouth quietly as a chicken.

——Forget it, everyone has their own destiny.

It was okay that he had a mouthful of green pepper, mustard and cheese pancake when he opened his mouth casually last time, after all, he had eaten so many green peppers in the mountains that he was numb, so in the end, that one bite was not a big deal.

But today...

He really didn't want to try the strange little mooncakes made by Senior Yang Dianfeng.

——He was sure that the thing was not serious at all!
"Well, you're welcome - eat whatever you want. This is a good opportunity for you to have a taste of my cooking." The old loli of the demon spirit waved her hand casually, and after she finished speaking, she took the initiative to throw a piece of cake into her mouth.

The small snack in her mouth seemed to be some rare delicacy in the world. She closed her eyes and enjoyed the fruits of her labor. Seeing this, Xu Yichi and the other two bit off a big piece of mooncake without hesitation.

Then, the familiar script was performed again in this unfamiliar place.

"This cake... ugh - this cake it - yue -"

——This cake isn’t that bad.

It's just weird! It's weird! The kind of weirdness that's sweet, salty, oily, and greasy, and I can't explain why!
Bai Miaomiao, who was trying hard to swallow the mooncake, vomited with tears in her eyes, and An Qing's face twisted uncontrollably.

Xu Yichi, who had already prepared himself for this, now reached out and pinched his throat in pain.

The half-dead, half-alive young man in Taoist robes looked at this and that with his eyelids propped up, and then he asked Yang Yan'an, who was speechless, "Senior Yang Yan'an, what kind of stuff have you prepared this year?"

"Oh, this year." After finishing one mooncake, the little girl turned around and grabbed the second one and raised her eyes. "It's the sea salt cucumber chips! In order to keep the taste fresh, I also specially added some hand-scraped lime zest to it."

"……Ah."

"Sea salt cucumber chips with hand-shaved lime zest." Lu Shinian couldn't help but sneer on the spot after hearing this - he said don't trust the taste of these old monsters easily!
——Their sense of taste is completely different from that of ordinary people... because they! Are! Not! Human! At All!
"Sea, sea salt...cucumber?" Xu Yichi almost cried when he heard that, "Potato chips???"

——Sea salt cucumber flavor.

It can be used as a dish, as potato chips, or even made into milk tea.

But it definitely cannot be used as mooncake filling!

Absolutely not! This thing was so vicious that she couldn't tell which one was better, it or the green pepper mustard cheese!
The little girl was furious on the spot, and after swallowing the mooncake with great difficulty and guzzling two glasses of boiled water, An Qing spoke with great difficulty: "...Teacher Yang, can you tell me how you made this unique filling?"

"Oh~ this, this is very simple." Yang Yanan held her chin with one hand, and she was even a little proud of the method of making the filling.

"The main thing is to prepare two large bags of cucumber-flavored potato chips - use a mincer or blender to crush them, mix them with some cucumber juice mixed with sea salt, and then mash them into fine mashed potatoes."

"Of course, it's not easy to make stuffing with just mashed potatoes, and they tend to become hard when they get cold, so you have to add one-third of kidney bean puree and a little corn starch. After that, rub some lime zest on it and throw it into a non-stick pan. Add butter and maltose syrup and stir-fry evenly... After it cools down, you can wrap it."

Cucumber chips, cucumber juice with sea salt, kidney bean puree, butter and maltose syrup.

These things...are delicious when eaten alone.

But she absolutely couldn't stand them being mixed together and wrapped in mooncakes!

An Qing's pupils trembled, but Yang Yan'an beside him shook his head proudly after he finished speaking: "What do you think, Xiao An Xiao Bai, isn't this a very genius idea?"

"God... Genius." Bai Miaomiao was completely stunned and stared at the wall. "This is indeed a genius idea."

——Most people would never think of such a craziness!
She felt that Teacher Yang could go to Yaoshan Temple and challenge Taoist Chen in person... There was no need to compete for anything else, just to see whose cooking was darker, more vicious, more inhumane and more cruel!
What sins did she commit in her previous life... No, it should be said that what virtue and ability did she have in her previous life that allowed her to taste these two weird flavors of "Green Pepper Mustard Cheese" and "Sea Salt Cucumber Potato Chips" in just one week this year!

This is simply...

"Yes, I also think they are geniuses." Yang Yan'an remained calm, "It's just that Xiao Wang... The curator and his team are busy. When the mooncake filling was just made the day before yesterday, these bastards immediately jumped three feet away. If you didn't know them, you would think I was torturing them!"

"Besides, the mooncakes were all baked yesterday, but no one wanted to eat them with me." The little girl pouted in disgust, "They insisted that there was something wrong with my taste buds... but I think it's just that they don't know how to appreciate it!"

"From this point of view, you guys have good taste! Especially Xiaobai, although you didn't quite get used to it at first, I think you're eating well now."

"In that case, I might as well..."

Yang Yanan said this with a smile on his face, and pretended to get a few more mooncakes for Xu Yichi and the others.

Xu Yichi sensed something wrong in her words and quickly thought of a solution. He shouted and interrupted the little girl's unfinished words, and turned his head to point at Lu Shinian who was trying to be invisible in the chair.

"Then why don't you just pack a few more mooncakes for Taoist Master Jiazi to take back to Yaoshan Temple!" The little girl forcefully deflected the spearhead, "It will also be a good opportunity for Taoist Master Chen to taste your cooking skills... so that he won't make horrible mooncakes like 'green pepper mustard cheese filling' next time!"

——Lock it up. Lock up all these big guys with unusual taste buds!
Something like green pepper mustard cheese...some like sea salt cucumber chips.

Let these two dog mooncakes that normal people can't even swallow hurt each other!!

　Peak taste
　　(End of this chapter)