Shadow Weaver

Chapter 76: Master needs to start controlling his sugar intake!

"Eh...? That makes sense, Xiao Xu. If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have almost forgotten about this old bull nose."

"Wait, I'll find Xiao Wang and ask him to send a few more mooncakes up - I can't be the only one who can handle such delicious food... It's always Lao Chen who arranges to send us mooncakes, and this year he should have a taste of our craftsmanship."

After being reminded, the old loli slapped her forehead and happily ran to call Director Wang, asking him to ask someone to send over a few of her special sea salt cucumber and potato chip mooncakes.

Poor Director Wang had no idea what she was up to, but when he heard that she was taking the initiative to use up those unlucky mooncakes that no one in the entire museum could finish half of, he readily agreed, even impatiently.

——After all, no matter how weird these cakes taste, they are made with real good ingredients. If no one eats them, it will be a complete waste if they grow mold.

Now that there is such a kind-hearted person who is willing to help eat the cake, he will naturally welcome him with open arms and feet.

The man and the spirit, each with their own hidden agenda, hung up the phone. Lu Shinian, who was passively involved in the storm, listened to the whole thing and pointed at himself in astonishment and confusion: "Ah, this... Poor, Poor Taoist——"

I didn’t even make a [beep]!!!
How did this mooncake fall on him out of nowhere?

Although Senior Yang Yan'an explicitly told him to take it back for Master to eat...but the problem is, Master is not stupid. He knows that there is a hole in the cake, so it is impossible for him to really eat the cake properly!
Moreover... if the master doesn't want to eat it, he will force the mooncake to be passed to the eldest senior brother. If the eldest senior brother doesn't want to eat it, he will give it to the second senior sister. If the second senior sister doesn't want to eat it, she will give it to the third senior brother...

After the seniors have "give way" to each other, the cake will definitely be served to his table.

——In this case, wouldn’t the task of eliminating the pile of unlucky mooncakes still fall on him?
Help...help!
He doesn't want to eat the sea salt cucumber potato chips mooncake! !

"Yes, or let's not do it, Senior Yang." Lu Shinian, who imagined his own miserable future, panicked and immediately made up a rumor about his master, "My master... My master is old, he... He has to control his sugar!"

"Yes, yes, his blood sugar is high, and the doctor told him to start controlling his blood sugar—"

"So, I'd better not bring anything as sweet as mooncakes into the temple, lest Master can't hold back his greed and get sent to the hospital due to soaring blood sugar."

"Yes, that's right!" The young man in Taoist robes, who had finished arranging his master's affairs with peace of mind, breathed a sigh of relief quietly, while secretly moving his butt slightly forward.

——In case the excuse he made up failed to fool this ancestor, he planned to run away the moment Director Wang sent someone to deliver the mooncakes and opened the door.

Anyway, he had already been defeated by his master's green pepper mustard cheese filling two days ago, so he must not fail again this time by his top senior's sea salt cucumber and potato chips filling.

Lu Shinian rolled his eyes and thought of many ideas, but the old loli over there laughed instead of rushing after hearing his suggestion: "It's so funny. I knew you guys would come up with eight hundred reasons not to eat the cake."

"So don't worry, I used sugar substitutes when making the dough and stuffing this time - 0 calories, all 0 calories!"

"Don't even mention eating one or two pieces. Even if your master ate this stuff as a meal, his blood sugar wouldn't explode right away. Besides, I don't know other people's physical conditions, but how can I not know what kind of person Chen Yingsheng is?"

Yang Yanan said with a grim grin: "This old guy is in good health. Not to mention that he can knock down a cow with three punches, at least he can kick down three of you with one kick - he doesn't even have the three highs of you... Hey, just take the mooncake obediently!"

"This, this, this... I'm so sorry, Senior Yang, how about this, you go ahead and do your work, if there's nothing else, I suddenly remembered that my dad is about to give birth, and I have to go back to take care of my grandpa during the confinement period - I'll leave first today, see you later!" Lu Shinian stared with his eyes wide open and talked nonsense, decisively leaving the three people and one spirit in the room and pretending to escape.

"Want to run? Too late - Xiao Xu, come on! Catch him!"

"Got it!"

Seeing this, Yang Yan'an sneered and waved his hand to command his "number one lackey". The chief eunuch in front of Emperor Xu Dianfeng received the order at a moment's notice and immediately pounced on the young man and grabbed the hem of his Taoist robe without saying a word.

"? Master Xu, I think there is no grudge between us!" Lu Shinian's pupils trembled as his clothes were grabbed - it was he who told her about the demon spirit, and it was also he who helped to build a bridge with Comrade Ergou.

But instead of thanking him... the girl repaid him with hatred!
She had already tricked him with the green pepper, mustard and cheese last time, and now she tricked him again this time... She even helped that ancestor to manually intercept him!
Damn it... He can't even do anything to ordinary people!

"No, Taoist Master Jiazi." The little girl tilted her head back with a playful smile, "But there is a saying that goes 'I'd rather die than let my friend die'!"

"Besides, now that the three of us are dead, you are the only one left alive. This doesn't seem quite right, does it?"

"——This is the mooncake made by Senior Peak himself. Such a good thing, of course, can't be enjoyed by just the three of us. As the saying goes, 'happiness alone is worse than happiness shared with others', Taoist Master Jiazi, don't even think about running away today!"

Xu Yichi smiled with her eyes crooked in a twisted way, and at the same time she gripped the young man's clothes even tighter, fearing that this guy with long arms and legs would run away when she wasn't paying attention.

Lu Shinian's collar was pulled and strangled, and his throat was choked. The ties on his robe also became more shaky. He felt the strength of the girl's hands and clenched his teeth in frustration: "You almost pulled my buttons off."

"... Master Xu, please respect yourself."

"It's not a big deal." Xu Yichi turned a deaf ear to the young man's protest and started whispering devilishly behind Lu Shinian, "Xiaobai brought needles and thread with him when he went out... If this is really pulled out, I can sew it up for you at worst."

"But you can't avoid eating mooncakes... You can't avoid it in this lifetime."

"——The green pepper mustard cheese mooncake from Huitou Yaoshan Temple is yours, and the sea salt cucumber potato chips mooncake that Senior Dianfeng took over is also yours... For the next half month, you will be inseparable from those mooncakes, hehehehehe——"

"? What the hell are you making? Is that a sound a human can make?" Lu Shinian, who was caught off guard by the smile of a standard villain, had a grim look on his face.

Xu Yichi's laughter simply brought him back to his teenage years when he would stay up late to read novels.

The point is that for so many years, he always thought that the "jiejiejie" sound was just made up by the authors, but it turns out that it can really make people laugh like this? ?

"Hey! It's the standard villain smile in male channels. I thought it was really cool at the time and I practiced it secretly in bed for a long time... But that's not the point." Xu Yichi grinned and tilted his head.

"The point is, don't run away, and quickly face your fate of being surrounded by mooncakes, Taoist Priest Clamp!"

You're really a comedian.