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Wang Aiqing looked at the pathetic dish on the table and said: "My lord, there is no way, the cook has diarrhea today, so we can only order it!"

"I'll go, you bastard, there are so many people in our family, just one plate of food can serve a bird." Duan Mingyu said indignantly.

"That can't be helped, why don't we go to a restaurant to eat." Wang Aiqing said that she was innocent, who told you that you only hired one cook, and there was no shift changer, so it's cool now.

Duan Mingyu pondered for a moment: "Which restaurant should I go to? It's a waste of money. Don't worry, the number one scholar has his own way!"

Duan Mingyu finally made up his mind and said: "Wang Aiqing, you go, ask Xie Xiande to come to my place for dinner, and say that I am the number one scholar to treat guests, and then ask him to drop by to buy some cold dishes, the only thing missing is cold dishes!"

"Oh, my subordinate will do it right away." Wang Aiqing stood up immediately, called a few guards and was ready to act.

Duan Mingyu continued: "Wait a minute, why are you panicking? Then go and ask Fan Fu to come for dinner. Similarly, say that my son is treating you, ahem, and ask him to drop by to buy two stir-fried vegetables. Let's just say that there are only two stir-fried vegetables left." !"

"Also, what's your name? Call Luo Hou and come back for dinner. Similarly, tell him to stop by and buy a stewed chicken with mushrooms. Of course, it can be stewed mutton." Duan Mingyu continued to order.

Of course, the matter is far from over, Duan Mingyu immediately said to Wang Aiqing: "Finally, you are going to tell Master Cheng Zhiyuan to come back quickly for dinner, and ask him to bring a few bottles of good wine along the way, and tell him that the wine is short." Already!"

Everyone: "..."

"Young master, you are dead, you are dead, I have to say, you are the best of scum, beasts of beasts." Wang Aiqing glanced at Duan Mingyu rather depressed, and then hurriedly led a team of guards He ran out, ready to unswervingly carry out Duan Mingyu's plan to deceive people.

Well, this number one scholar will go to the kitchen to steam the rice and make a soup, and everything will be fine, wow, no, what did the idiot Wang Aiqing say, I believe your evil...

You are not a good guy. I remember that Duan Mingyu held a training imitating a modern fire drill in the barracks not long ago. Wang Aiqing was decisively arranged by Duan Mingyu to be trapped upstairs. In the end, I saw Wang Aiqing, this idiot, He ran to the second floor with a white handkerchief, and while waving the white handkerchief, he called sissy: "Master, come up and play..."

A group of people are resolutely messed up in the wind, you dare to beat around the bush and scold me, you know, you slander the number one scholar like this, the donkey said: people are stupid, but call a donkey, the pig said: people are fat, but call a fat pig, and the cow said: People say big things, but they are called bragging b, cats say: people make tricks, but they are called tricks, chickens say: people are too small, but they call them pussies, dogs say: men make women's bellies bigger, but they insist they are dogs Said.

Fighting with Lao Tzu won't damage you to the point where you won't even be left with scum.

In the end, the dinner at a table became richer because of the few people who came later.

Yang Zhaoniang, holding a chicken wing in one hand, took a bite from left to right, eating with relish, Duan Mingyu said: "Girl, you can't pay attention to your image, look what you look like!"

Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu for a few seconds, then said, "The girl with wings..."

Duan Mingyu sweated profusely: "If your grandpa knew that you were so hungry, he would definitely kill me!"

"Oh, it won't be anymore, except when grandpa liked to beat me when I was a child, he won't care about me at other times!"

Duan Mingyu asked: "Why did your grandfather like to beat you so much when you were young, why doesn't he beat you now!"

Yang Zhaoniang said excitedly, "When my grandpa hit me when I was young, I would cry, but now that I've grown up, I don't cry when I'm beaten. Grandpa said it's boring."

Duan Mingyu: "..." Nima, this is Grandpa Shenma, labor and management are depressed, well, I am too lazy to reason with you little girl, and the spittle of this number one scholar is still used to count money.

Xie Xiande, who came late, squeezed forward, rubbed his hands together and asked, "Can the Zhuangyuan Lang help me figure out when I will be rich, and I'm going to be bored at home, and I'm about to fade out!"

Duan Mingyu looked at Xie Xiande, pretended to pinch his fingers to count, frowning, and finally sighed softly after a long time: "Oh, you want to get rich, unless the chickens can swim, the sows can climb trees, and the poultry will go up in the sky." Fly, the National Football World Cup, Brother Xinchun will not live forever, Sister Feng does not vomit blood, Guo Jingming is taller than me, the world's cars run in the sky, Sister Furong has a small waist!"

Xie Xiande's expression darkened all of a sudden: "Oh, if labor and capital have a father with a backer, then you don't have to work so hard..."

Duan Mingyu continued: "When that time really comes, I'm afraid you won't have the wisdom and perseverance you have today. Sometimes, we despise the family who fight for fathers, but hate fathers for not being "just"; we ridicule getting rich overnight, but in private Buying lottery tickets; we hate corrupt officials, but desperately apply for civil servants; we hate the second generation of rich people, but we want sugar daddies when we get married; I accept your gift... Life is like this, always dreaming unrealistic dreams, and will never be satisfied!"

"I'm sorry..." Xie Xiande cupped his hands and said.

"Very good. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about being good." Duan Mingyu said aggressively, "If you can recognize your mistakes and have the courage to correct them, you are a good boy!"

"I don't know what you guys think, but it's better for us, Monkey King, to do whatever we want, without so many worries." Yang Zhaoniang said something stupid, which made everyone laugh.

"Ahem, Zhaoniang, you must change your mindset, you can't like Monkey King, Monkey King is not a man." Duan Mingyu looked at Yang Zhaoniang very worriedly and said.

"It's not a man, could it be a woman?" Yang Zhaoniang asked with doubts in her eyes.

"Yes, that's right, it's a woman." Duan Mingyu nodded decisively.

"What, what are you talking about, Sun Wukong is a woman, why?" Yang Zhaoniang asked regretfully, her idol and dream lover are actually the same gender as her. The listener weeps.

"Think about it, Sun Wukong went to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea to find weapons. He didn't like so many weapons, but he fell in love with the stretchable, big and small Ruyi Golden Cudgel. It's really puzzling and thought-provoking... "Duan Mingyu put on an expression that I know very well, and I can see it, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile that could easily make people feel the urge to beat someone up.

"Damn, it's easy for you to spoil children like this." Wan Yanyan spat decisively,