first-class champion

Duan Mingyu immediately reacted when he heard the words, yes, it can’t be like this, children must be pure and loving, this guy immediately changed his words: "Ahem, this number one scholar made a mistake, Sun Wukong is actually not a woman!"

"Really!!" Yang Zhaoniang's already dim eyes suddenly lit up, so what, there is a saying that said, there is no way out, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, and it is Yang Zhaoniang's mood at the moment, but Duan Mingyu's next words made Yang Zhaoniang's excited little heart sink instantly.

"Well, this champion was wrong again. Although Sun Wukong is very stupid and naive, strictly speaking, Sun Wukong is not only not a woman, he is not human at all, he is just a monkey, um, yes, he is a monkey, and he will never be able to It's a man, think about it, he guards the peach garden, and seven fairies like flowers and jade came to pick the peaches, and Monkey King shouted that the seven fairies were here, and he turned around to pick the peaches. It can be seen that a monkey is a monkey, if he is a normal man, he will definitely do something like that, other obscene and wonderful things." Meaning-obscenity, this is naked meaning-obscenity.

As soon as Duan Mingyu said this, Wan Yanyan's face became a little unkind, showing a look that I was very angry and the consequences would be serious, and asked calmly: "Officer, if you were Monkey King, would you do something? What's the matter!"

A thought of something bad happened to Duan Mingyu, Duan Mingyu immediately straightened her back, said with a serious face and a pleasant smile: "Ahem, if it were me, I would definitely have to take a basket!"

Everyone: "..."

Wan Yanyan's murderous gaze restrained herself, and said, "Well, what the officials did is right, and it's worth advocating. Applause..."

Fortunately, Duan Mingyu wiped the sweat from his forehead, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, thankful for the profoundness of our Chinese literature.

In a word, there will be different interpretations when used on different occasions. I still remember that when I was in college, there were dormitory buildings built in the school, and there were seven buildings in total. To name it, so in the days to come, I would often hear such a voice from the campus radio: Ah, the girls in the brothel are paying attention, Nima, the brothel, decisively messed up in the wind.

Cheng Zhiyuan coughed a few times, and said: "I think that theft is not feasible, let alone stealing peaches with a basket, cough cough is really unreasonable in terms of law and reason!"

"I believe in your evil, if there is a fairy peach in front of you, can you not sneak around, let alone an animal that likes to eat peaches." Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes at Cheng Zhiyuan, and said lightly, eating a piece of grass, said That's him.

"Cough cough, back to the topic, let's solve Lao Xie's work problem." Duan Mingyu changed the subject, lowered her voice and said in a deep voice: "Brother Cheng, can you tell me honestly that the government has How much is your annual salary!"

Cheng Zhiyuan stroked his beard, and said happily: "300 guan!"

Damn, 300 guan, how come there are so many, grandma is an idiot, my annual salary is only a few dozen guan, why is the gap so big, Duan Mingyu glanced suspiciously at Cheng Zhiyuan and asked: "Are you honest?"

Cheng Zhiyuan smiled and said, "That's right, I've already multiplied by ten!"

Duan Mingyu: "..."

My ancestors, you are a slab, aren’t you only thirty guan? You startled the labor and management: “Well, the salary we can find for Lao Xie can’t be lower than Cheng Zhiyuan’s salary. If you have any good ideas, let’s talk about it.” !"

I thought it was a long discussion, but as soon as Duan Mingyu said it, Cheng Junyu said, "Since Mr. Xie is quite good at writing and painting, cough cough, Zhuangyuan Lang, this writing and painting is also possible. To support themselves, some people might even pay a thousand dollars to the end!"

"That's right, why didn't labor and management think of that." Duan Mingyu jumped up, "The newspaper office, the newspaper office... Labor and management are really confused, Miss Junyu, I love you so much!"

Cheng Junyu's pretty face flushed: "Dare to ask my lord, what is this newspaper you are talking about!"

Cheng Junyu's initial idea was to let Xie Xiande sell calligraphy and paintings for a living, but Duan Mingyu unexpectedly came up with such a new vocabulary.

Newspapers, good stuff, among all modern media, newspapers are undoubtedly the media with the most popularity, the most popularity and the greatest influence. Newspaper advertisements are almost born with the establishment of newspapers. There are more and more varieties, richer content, more flexible layout, more exquisite printing, and more and more diversified content and forms of newspaper advertisements, so the distance between newspapers and readers is getting closer. , The main media to receive information.

Newspapers have many advantages, such as faster dissemination and timely information delivery.

For most comprehensive daily or evening papers, the publication period is short and the information transmission is relatively timely. Some newspapers even publish several editions a day, such as morning, noon, and evening, so it is faster to report news. Some time-sensitive product advertisements For example, new products and newsy products, newspapers can be used to disseminate information to consumers in a timely manner.

Moreover, newspapers have a large amount of information, mainly text symbols, supplemented by pictures to convey information, and have a large capacity. Because they are mainly text, they are very descriptive and can be described in detail.

Duan Mingyu immediately made a decision and said: "My son has decided to organize the Great China Newspaper!"

"What, what is a newspaper office?" A group of inquisitive children's shoes immediately cast a questioning look.

Duan Mingyu sat down slowly and said: "The so-called newspaper office is an organization that mainly publishes newspapers. Do you know what a newspaper is? It arranges all kinds of news and advertisements on a piece of paper in a timely and accurate manner, and then the newspapers can be sold in large quantities. For ordinary people, newspapers are cheap and easy to read, and they are really a great weapon.”! "

"My lord, what should I do, tell me." Xie Xiande rubbed his hands in jerk and asked.

Duan Mingyu sorted out the thoughts in her mind and continued: "First of all, let me introduce the structure of the newspaper office. The newspaper office is divided into several major departments, the editorial department, the special issue department, and the advertising department... The editorial department is responsible for the selection of topics for the report. Planning, news manuscript collection and writing, reporter department and column drafting, layout and manuscript layout, approval, and special issue department are responsible for organizing in-depth reports according to the purpose of running the newspaper, combined with the target of the report and the local regional economic characteristics!"

Everyone nodded in agreement, what else could they do besides nodding, the fresh ideas dazzled everyone, and they didn't know what else to do besides nodding,