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Li Shigang said angrily: "Mr. Duan, I find that I hate you more and more, and I get annoyed when I see you!"

Duan Mingyu said, "Me too!"

Li Shigang immediately became angry, patted the table and said, "What did you say?"

Duan Mingyu had no choice but to say weakly: "I hate myself more and more..."

A hero doesn't suffer immediate losses, let's endure it first, secretly bear grudges, and have a chance to be humiliated.

Well, this is the same as the modern Chinese nation that has been humiliated for a hundred years. The economy and military are rising rapidly, but they just keep quiet, do not seek hegemony, keep a low profile, hide their strengths and bide their time, and develop secretly.

Well, at least the tolerance of several generations of leaders, the peace gained not only gave us a breathing space, but also achieved very good results.

Even if the earth is suddenly destroyed and all human beings are suddenly extinct, then I believe that the Chinese will rule the world.Because there are only six astronauts in space left alive, including three Chinese, two Russians, and one American.The most important thing is that we have a woman here.The foresight of the leaders of the party and the country is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Li Shigang saw that Duan Mingyu's clothes softened, and he was in a good mood, so he immediately relaxed his vigilance. At this time, Duan Mingyu made a movement for the little Taoist Yuan Chuang. The movement was very small, just picking up a brick.

To be honest, no matter how skilled you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives!No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid that it will be enough to bite you. No matter how good you are, if you are crushed by a brick, you will still be in pain for a long time if you don't die.As the so-called masters are among the people, they hide their achievements and fame.

There was once a strong man who was defeated by a master. The master said, "Young man, I practice Taekwondo!"

The master was defeated by the hero, and the hero said: "Little boy, I practice Jeet Kune Do!"

The hero was defeated by the aunt, and the aunt said: "Little boy, I squeezed the subway!"

This fully shows that victory or defeat is not determined by profound skill.And a momentary mistake, and a long-term exercise with each move.

Coincidentally, Li Shigang is currently in the stage of negligence, and even more coincidentally, Duan Mingyu has also been using bricks to beat people for a long time.

Ever since, everyone could have foreseen the result. Li Shigang was slapped to the ground with a "slap", and has been unconscious since then. There is another vegetable in this world. Duan Mingyu clapped his hands and said with satisfaction: "Li Shigang Brother, you can be your vegetative with peace of mind, I will remember to water you often!"

Unexpectedly, Li Shigang jumped up vigorously from the ground all of a sudden, his body was full of muscles, his tiger pounced violently, and his tiger eyes stared wildly: "Fortunately, Sajia has practiced iron head kungfu, little thief Duan, take your life!"

"Wait a minute..." Duan Mingyu was in a cold sweat, he was still alive and well like this, the iron head skills really... well-deserved reputation!

Li Shigang yelled: "You have any last words, tell them quickly..."

"Oh, this matter... is a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! Can you just let it go!" Duan Mingyu said with a playful smile.

"No, the Sajia must beat you hard to vent their hatred!" Li Shigang said without doubt.

Yuan Chuang didn't know where he went. At this moment, Li Shigang's blood energy and force were full. This guy ran away without loyalty, leaving Duan Mingyu alone to face this fierce god!

"I'm willing to pay 5000 taels of silver as compensation for Brother Li!" Duan Mingyu gritted his teeth, and the right to labor and capital should be saved from disaster.

"No!"

"I'll find you two chicks?"

"No!"

"I'll give you a luxury house?"

"No!"

"Shall I treat you to a big meal?"

"Ok, deal!"

Nima, it turned out to be a foodie, Duan Mingyu: "..."

Wan Yanyan was sweating profusely after cooking in the kitchen.

After finishing the work, several people sat at the dining table and chatted leisurely while eating.

Li Shigang didn't say a word, just buried himself in eating and drinking.

Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes at the foodie and said, "When it comes to eating, I have the most research. For example, eating pig brains to nourish the brain, eating pig feet to nourish the hamstrings, eating..."

Duan Mingyu put a piece of pork liver into his mouth, and asked Li Shigang while eating, "Brother Li, do you know what this pork liver and pig heart are made of?"

"Oh... what do you want?" Li Shigang asked without raising his head.

"It's to make up for those heartless people." Duan Mingyu said, you are a slab, my wife worked so hard to make it, you don't even have a word of thanks, you only know how to eat, eat your whole family to death...

But thinking of Li Shigang's expression full of blood, Duan Mingyu had no choice but to swallow his saliva and asked, "Is this shredded pork delicious?"

Li Shigang said with a mouth full of oil: "Mamahuhu."

Duan Mingyu asked again: "Where is this fish?"

Li Shigang said: "It will be done."

"What about the tofu?"

"generally."

Duan Mingyu couldn't hold back anymore, and shouted loudly: "Why can't you say a good word?"

Li Shigang, who was drinking the soup, shouted, "It's so hot!

"Okay, count on you!" Duan Mingyu couldn't bear all kinds of injuries for a while.

"Li Shigang, you are a monk, you will go to hell if you eat meat!" Duan Mingyu said with heartache.

"Amitabha, the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, whoever will go to hell."

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"Hey, officer, why do you have a woman's hair?" Wan Yanyan said without saying a word, suddenly found a long hair from Duan Mingyu's shoulder.

"What, how do you know it's a woman's hair?" Duan Mingyu was sweating profusely.

"It must belong to a woman. There is still a fragrance in the hair."

"Okay, I admit it's Jun Yu's." Duan Mingyu had to start admiring women as animals.

Today I was so tired that I couldn't stand it. After taking a nap for a while, this little girl Jun Yu came to rub my shoulders, beat my legs and so on. It was a very pure kind. I didn't expect to leave behind the tools of the crime.

"Oh, it turned out to be Sister Junyu, that's okay, let's continue eating." Wan Yanyan put on a relieved look.

Duan Mingyu is full of black lines, you girl deliberately sold labor to your younger sister Junyu, right?I don't get it, I really don't get it, why this girl is looking forward to the stars and the moon, so she hopes that labor and management will accept Cheng Junyu, a talented woman who is both beautiful and intelligent.

Duan Mingyu took a deep breath: "My son finally understands why men in ancient times liked to have long hair like their wives?"

"Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, he'll laugh and say: It's my hair!"

After Duan Mingyu sent away the great monk Li Shigang worriedly, he began to think about how to save resources,

Recently, the expenses are too high, and the family is big and the business is big.

Duan Mingyu thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with a good idea to make money. Nima, can it be said that labor and management must come up with a unique trick, urinating and defecating.

"Zhaoniang. You have a lot of crazy ideas, do you have any good ideas to make money?" Duan Mingyu said leisurely, "It is said that the three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang, I think you have already caught up with one-third One's Zhuge Liang."

"You call me a cobbler?" Yang Zhaoniang said angrily.

"No, you are Zhu."

Yang Zhaoniang: "..."