first-class champion

Wan Yanyan slapped Duan Mingyu and said: "If you don't work hard at night, you will know that you are fooling Zhaoniang. It has been almost a year since we got married, and there is still no letter at all..." Wan Yanyan touched her flat belly, feeling very happy. Resentment.

"This... this matter is rare, it depends on luck!" Duan Mingyu can't afford all kinds of injuries, this son thinks he has strong firepower, but this incident has become an eternal pain in his heart, and all the regrets of his life have come out.

"Zhaoniang has been talking about having a baby all day long, saying that she wants to be an aunt soon!" Wan Yanyan said coquettishly, all kinds of amorous feelings made people itch.

Duan Mingyu said: "Ahem, Zhaoniang is a little anxious about this matter, but your father never mentioned the matter of the child in his dream."

Wan Yanyan pouted and said: "In the dream, Dad didn't say anything, but he always held the book "Sun Tzu's Art of War" dangling in my mind."

Duan Mingyu sighed and said: "There are a lot of troubles after having a child. What's the good thing. The child retorts that he has no rules; obediently says that he has no opinions; being lively and active is worried that he has ADHD, and that he is quiet and introverted is afraid that he is autistic. Symptoms; beating people says he is too domineering, being beaten says he is too cowardly; fighting for the first place says he is too competitive, not caring about rankings saying he does not seek to make progress; making friends is afraid of being bad, having no friends is afraid of being lonely; helping others is afraid of being disadvantaged, not helping others Say he is selfish... Parents have to work hard, alas, if you meet a bear child, it will be even more difficult, this matter has to be discussed in the long run!"

"Okay, let's not mention this matter for now. What about Zhaoniang's studies? Mr. Yang Yanguang entrusted her to you, but I don't want to see such a situation!" Wan Yanyan said worriedly.

"Aren't I teaching Zhaoniang myself? What the hell, try again, it's an insult to the champion, Zhaoniang, what question do you choose for this question?" Duan Mingyu asked Yang Zhaoniang with a self-made exam paper.

Yang Zhaoniang replied decisively: "Choose a!"

Duan Mingyu asked: "Why choose a? Give me a convincing reason first!"

Yang Zhaoniang bit her finger and said, "Because bcd is wrong!"

Duan Mingyu was speechless: "Why is bcd wrong?"

"Because a is right!"

Duan Mingyu nodded: "Very good. Please sit down!"

This number one scholar already understands, but you girl didn't understand anything after listening for a long time, did you?Cough cough, I will be your mathematics teacher for the time being, and I will tell you what a function is: "The so-called function, the English name, means a correspondence between each input value corresponding to a unique output value. The corresponding input in function f The standard notation for the output value of a value x is f(x). The set containing all input values ​​of a function is called the domain of the function, and the set containing all output values ​​is called the range. Think about What, um, if you define the concept of mapping first, you can simply define a function as , and a mapping defined between non-empty sets of numbers is called a function, Zhao Niang, do you understand?"

Yang Zhaoniang shook her little head: "Although I don't know what you're talking about, it feels like you're very powerful."

Duan Mingyu: "..."

At this moment, Duan Mingyu was full of anger and was about to beat Yang Zhaoniang hard.

Wang Aiqing came back from the outside, her face was full of sadness and depression, and her hands were still wrapped in medical cloths.

Duan Mingyu hastily stopped the slap that was about to fall on Yang Zhaoniang's head, which relieved Yang Zhaoniang and cast a grateful look at Wang Aiqing.

Duan Mingyu asked Wang Aiqing the reason for her injury with concern: "Aiqing, why did your hand hurt?"

Wang Aiqing sighed and replied: "I saw a strong man stabbing a girl's ass with a knife on the road."

Duan Mingyu asked suspiciously: "What does this have to do with your hands? Eight poles can't hit the edge!"

Wang Aiqing was sweating profusely and said, "At this time, my hand happened to be on that girl's butt."

"You... hooligan!" Yang Zhaoniang pouted her lips and cursed angrily.

Wang Aiqing didn't get angry, and floated out a sentence: "My son touched her to prove that she is attractive, ahem, unlike some poor children, the airport."

Yang Zhaoniang became a little angry: "You are the No. [-] battery."

Well, you have learned from me badly, Duan Mingyu is a little ashamed!

Wang Aiqing is not a character who is easy to get along with, she said without showing weakness: "Even if labor is the No. [-] battery, it is also from Nanfu Energy Concentration Ring. It is super long and durable! Mr. Duan, you have to raise your hand to defend the dignity of a man!" "

Duan Mingyu had to raise his hands, and men had to support each other, and the guy clasped his hands together and said, "My friend Zhaoniang, why don't you let me tell you what's good about you!"

"I don't even know how the child got here, so don't talk to me!" Yang Zhaoniang wished she could tear Duan Mingyu into eight pieces and feed them to the dogs. This hatred is simply irreconcilable!

Duan Mingyu's face was serious, "Who said I don't know, it's just that, you are still young, some questions are very profound, even if you tell me, you don't understand!"

"Hmph, then you are also AA battery!" Yang Zhaoniang is catching someone and biting someone now, Duan Mingyu said that she is not an opponent, patted her chest and said: "Okay, my son will be your biology teacher again today, let you know, little How did the child do it!"

Duan Mingyu paused and said: "First of all, there are many tadpoles in father's stomach, and there is a small house in mother's stomach. One day, father put many tadpoles in mother's stomach, and the small house can only live in one tadpole. As soon as the little tadpole ran to the little house and closed the door, other little tadpoles couldn't come in. When the baby grew too big to live in the little house, he would knock on the door, and the mother's stomach would hurt, and then the baby would be born. "

Yang Zhaoniang was in a fog when she heard it, her eyes were full of gold stars, and she had a look of admiration on her face: "Brother Mingyu, you know so much!"

"That is, I think back then..."

Wang Aiqing gave Duan Mingyu a thumbs up and said: "You are ruthless, you are handsome, I really want to know who gave you wisdom and courage!"

Duan Mingyu: "..."

"By the way, labor and management almost forgot about the business, ahem, young master, this is Miss Cheng Junyu, ahem... a love letter for you!" Wang Aiqing took out a letter from her bosom and handed it to Duan Mingyu.

Duan Mingyu was speechless: Ahem, Wang Aiqing, how could you say that... so frankly!And in front of my mother-in-law.

"Yanyan, read it!" Duan Mingyu pretended to be generous.

Wan Yanyan nodded in satisfaction, opened the envelope and said: If one day I can really hold your hand, I am willing to put all my attachments in the palm of my hand and let you touch it carefully.Maybe at the moment you stretch out your hand to me, I have all the care and enthusiasm in the world.I really want one day, you smile and gently reach out to me to block all the sorrow and all the loneliness.Let me hold your hand in peace.I know very well that if I can miss you and love you so much, it will be the happiness in the bottom of my life...