first-class champion

"You said that Miss Junyu is beautiful and talented, and her father is still an official of the imperial court, a high official in the frontier, and the number of talents who pursued her can't be counted on both hands. Why is there no one who sees her right? Cough Cough, you actually want second-hand goods like my son's." Wang Aiqing shook her head and said.

Duan Mingyu immediately red-eyed: "What, what are you talking about? You said that this son is second-hand! If you have the ability, you can try to say it again..."

"second hand!"

"Say it again if you have the ability!" Duan Mingyu's anger was getting higher and higher, and she was ready to amplify her moves at any time.

"second hand!"

"Try saying it ten more times!"

Wang Aiqing: "..."

Duan Mingyu snorted and said: "Emotions are something that a rough person like you can't understand. A man's love is born from looking down, but a woman's love is born from looking up. If love is like a mountain, then the more men go The more women you can look down on when you go up, the fewer men you can look up to as women go up, which may explain why the more high-end women are more likely to be left behind!"

"From a side view, this young master is handsome and handsome, with a virtuous tree facing the wind, everyone loves everyone, and flowers bloom when they see flowers. He is really a handsome pot that is rare in a century, so he stands out from thousands of people and becomes a king. Sister Yu's idol plus male god, yours, understand?" Duan Mingyu said, tossing her long hair narcissistically.

Yang Zhaoniang bit Duan Mingyu's arm: "You are so narcissistic, you are really a talent!"

Duan Mingyu decisively rewarded Yang Zhaoniang with two chestnuts, and said viciously: "Are you a dog?"

"You've seen it all!" Yang Zhaoniang said without showing any weakness.

He gave Duan Mingyu a bitter look.

"Mother Zhao!"

"What do you call me to do?"

"Can you stop making trouble with me for no reason?" Duan Mingyu said with quite a headache, a foodie, a confused old man, a lack of understanding, Zhaoniang is invincible.

Yang Zhaoniang put her hands on her hips: "What? You said I was making trouble for no reason, okay, yes, I was making trouble for no reason. As a man, when we are arguing, can you say sorry first, can't you just say sorry to me and it's over! One point I don't even have any energy, I have a small belly, and my mind is as big as...my fingernail." Yang Zhaoniang stretched out her little finger and gestured.

Duan Mingyu was speechless, stunned for a while, and finally spat out those two heartbreaking words: "I'm sorry!"

"You thought it was over just to say sorry!

"Yang Zhaoniang said. Duan Mingyu picked her nose, well, I admit, this is how men are driven crazy.

"Zhao Niang, can you be more mature?" Duan Mingyu asked.

"I'm already mature. That day my husband asked the students in our class if we have our own ideals, and he also said that as long as you have ideals, it proves that you are mature." Yang Zhaoniang changed the subject, and suddenly she showed her maturity and anger. Qiu said, "I'm sorry, I was the only one in the class who expressed my ideals, and the teacher was very satisfied with my ideas and praised me for being mature!"

"Oh, Zhao Niang, what is your ideal?" Duan Mingyu asked curiously.

"My ideal is to be a doctor!" Yang Zhaoniang raised her little hand and said with longing.

Wang Aiqing slapped her thigh suddenly: "It's good to be a doctor, because your social status is high."

Wan Yanyan nodded: "The doctor's welfare income is also good."

Duan Mingyu also said approvingly: "Indeed, besides salary, doctors have other incomes! More importantly, it is convenient to find a partner in the future."

Duan Mingyu was very satisfied when she heard Yang Zhaoniang's somewhat grand idea, and then asked Yang Zhaoniang: "Zhaoniang, why do you want to be a doctor? Give me a reason first."

Yang Zhaoniang rolled her eyes at everyone and said, "Didn't you say that doctors can cure diseases and save lives?"

My ancestors, you are a stern, I admit, we are evil, the world is declining, and people's hearts are not old.

I remember that in the 70s and 21s, people generally believed that Fa Hai imprisoned Xu Xian because he wanted to catch demons; In the [-]st century, the general public almost believed that Fa Hai fought Bai Suzhen because he wanted Xu Xian.What does this mean?

Duan Mingyu turned towards the sky and let out a long sigh: "Society is becoming more and more wretched..."

Now Yang Zhaoniang is getting more and more sensible. It is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation to always have a compassionate heart. Duan Mingyu feels very relieved. Yes, we want to be a cultured foodie. Confucius said: The moonlight is shining in front of the bed, and I want to drink pimple soup.People are thinner than yellow flowers, and they still remember the pot of meat.Xiao He just showed her sharp corners, and looked at the pork ribs stewed beans.The sky is full of moonset, black crows and frost, and there are three delicacies of pine nuts and corn fields.The spring breeze is green on the south bank of the river, when will the bright moon bake cold noodles.There is no return date for Junwen, come to a plate of hazel mushroom stewed stupid chicken.I persuade God to cheer up, pancakes and fruit with chicken tenders.Willing to be lovebirds in the sky, sitting on the street and waiting for barbecue.Labor and management really admire myself.

"Sigh, my young master has a strong back, so I don't need Zhaoniang's great and distant ideal. My ideal is..."

"Stop, don't talk about ideals, Wang Aiqing, just like you, you look very creative, living is your courage, ugly is not your original intention, it's just that God got drunk and lost his temper , you have to live bravely, without you, who can set off the beauty of the world

. Duan Mingyu seized the opportunity and hit Wang Aiqing hard.

"Ahem, what does it mean to be ugly? It's not too ugly, at least it's okay to flirt with girls and bubble girls!" Wang Aiqing said.

"I'm going, that's because I'm covering you with labor and capital. Do you really think how pure this world is?" Duan Mingyu sighed.

"If life can be chosen, I would like to live in the news network, where the price basically does not rise, the traffic basically does not congest, the environment basically improves, the crackdown on pornography is basically effective, and the criminals are basically killed. If life is a choice, I would like to live in the news network , there is a home of love, a paradise on earth, there is a life that people yearn for, a world of dreams. If one day, I am old and have nowhere to go, please bury me in the news network..." Boy, the world is very big, very Cruel, you still need a lot of experience!

No matter in the previous life or in this life, life tells us that being a man is difficult, and being a man is even more difficult!If a woman strips naked and is seen by a man, the man will be called a hooligan!If a man strips naked and is seen by a woman, the man will still be called a hooligan!Suddenly found out.Men are not human inside and out!

In short, it is just one sentence, all kinds of sadness, if you say too much, you will cry, Duan Mingyu expressed his feelings.