first-class champion

Thinking of Ji Yunyi's monstrous appearance, Duan Mingyu was very moved, so after learning about the relationship between Ye Xun and Ji Yunyi, Duan Mingyu felt very uncomfortable.The scene of flirting with Ji Yunyi in the past keeps coming to mind, King Xiang is interested, Goddess is ruthless!It turns out that the beautiful woman already has her own heart, so why should she worry about it.

Duan Mingyu smiled wryly, "My god, who are you? Why did you appear in my room!"

A short dwarf old woman stood in front of Duan Mingyu at some point, which really gave Duan Mingyu a big jump.

"Haha! Brother Mingyu, you were actually tricked by me, heck..." The old dwarf woman slowly tore off her face with her hands, and the old dwarf woman suddenly turned into a little girl carved with jade.

"Zhaoniang! It's you! How did you do it?" Duan Mingyu stared blankly at the changed Yang Zhaoniang, and asked rather uneasy.

"Want to know? Then beg me, wow!" Yang Zhaoniang said triumphantly.

Duan Mingyu was speechless, "You little girl, are you going to tell me or not?"

"Don't tell me what can you do? Come on, want me, cluck..." Yang Zhaoniang ignored Duan Mingyu's threat at all, with that look, that expression, tsk tsk, that's arrogance!

"Say it or not!" Duan Mingyu's eyes flashed a trace of cruelty!

"Don't tell me, what are you going to do? If you dare to act recklessly, I'll sue Yanyan for bullying me... Huh!" Yang Zhaoniang is most afraid of Duan Mingyu's expression, which proves that this fellow is about to use a unique trick.

"Three strings of candied haws!"

"No, I just won't tell you!" Yang Zhaoniang put on an appearance that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Five skewers!"

"Don't try to use material temptation to get out my secret!" Yang Zhaoniang waved her small fist, expressing her determination not to be swayed by foreign objects!

"Seven sticks of candied haws!"

"Hmph, you are so vulgar. In your heart, this girl has no dignity!" Yang Zhaoniang seemed to be heartbroken!Duan Mingyu was about to go up to comfort the little girl, but Yang Zhaoniang said slyly: "Can't ten lines be enough?"

"Gah!" (someone's waist flashing voice)

"If you tell the reason why, I will spare you! Cough cough... It's easy to say. I'm sorry, I mean, if you make it clear, don't say ten bunches, a hundred bunches of candied haws will be fine. Ah!" Duan Mingyu vowed.

"Really!" Yang Zhaoniang's eyes suddenly started to sparkle, and she could actually blackmail this guy, hehe, this kind of thing is a rare occurrence in a hundred years!Well, this girl must steal from the rich and give to the poor, so as to strengthen the prestige of my gang of beggars!

"Of course it's true, truer than pearls!" Duan Mingyu said righteously.

"Well, let's pull a hook first!"

"This is not good, Zhao Niang, you are at least four years old this year, why are you still the same as a three-year-old child!" Duan Mingyu regained his majestic appearance.

"You are so tall at four years old, I am ten years old this year!" Yang Zhaoniang said angrily.

Duan Mingyu was speechless, "You still know you are ten years old, so why are you still playing such a mentally retarded game!"

"Hmph, the main reason is that someone's integrity is too low, and we can only use mentally retarded methods to restrain him." Yang Zhaoniang countered without showing any weakness.

"Bullshit, this number one scholar has a full heaven, square and round ground, delicate features, and foreskin eyes..."

"Stop, does this have something to do with integrity?" Yang Zhaoniang asked.

"Well, it seems, probably, it seems..."

"It looks like you have a face, you Duan Mingyu and the word integrity are inseparable!" Yang Zhaoniang sighed regretfully, looked at Duan Mingyu with hatred, and couldn't help shaking her head.

"All right, you're powerful, you're ruthless, I'll just fight with you!" Duan Mingyu expressed that he was not this girl's opponent, and hastily raised the white flag to surrender.

"Giggle, then hurry up, the pull hook hangs up, and it is not allowed to change for 100 years, um...you idiot, you can't even pull the hook, little finger, use the little finger, um, a thumb mark, yes, okay, that's it, Be good! Print another one!" Yang Zhaoniang finished pulling the hook contentedly, and seeing Duan Mingyu's sick look, she was downcast and listless, as if her parents had died and her daughter-in-law had died!

"Okay, now you should tell me how you did it just now!" Duan Mingyu said with a blank look at Yang Zhaoniang.

"For the sake of your sincerity to ask for advice, I will tell you, this is the legendary disguise technique!" Yang Zhaoniang raised her chin.

"Are you sure it's disguise, not plastic surgery?"

"Fuck you, you just had plastic surgery!" Yang Zhaoniang touched her nose and said.

"Ahem, actually I didn't mean that, you know, what I mean is that our powerful sister Zhaoniang's disguise technique is really superb, it can be said that there is no one in the past, and there will be no one in the future. Thinking about the length of the world, weeping in vain! "

"Judging from your tone, it seems that my disguise technique has made you very sad!" Yang Zhaoniang frowned.

"Once again, it's my fault, it's all my fault. The first two sentences were written out of emotion, and the last two sentences are the number one scholar lamenting the suffering of the people's livelihood, and the tragic experience of the great rivers and mountains!" Duan Mingyu pretended Sadly, he wiped two drops of saliva on the corners of his eyes, pretending to be realistic, really compelling!

"Hmph, ghosts believe you!" Yang Zhaoniang chopped off her feet.

"By the way, Zhao Niang, are you good at practicing the disguise technique? How long have you been learning it? Are you interested in teaching me a little bit!" Duan Mingyu said with a wink.

"Not interested, not in the mood!"

"One hundred strings!"

"Ten thousand strings are useless this time! Hmph, this is an ancestral trick passed down from my family to my daughters and not to my sons. You think you can learn it if you want to! Besides, I practiced it from the age of three until I was ten. Can you persevere?" Yang Zhaoniang put away her joking smile, and said to Duan Mingyu in a serious manner.

"Yeah, it's such a strange rule to pass on females and not males!" Duan Mingyu said rather displeased.

If the disguise technique is only superficial, it will be of no use at all. Only when you are able to distinguish the real from the fake like Yang Zhaoniang, can it be considered as worthwhile to learn!So Duan Mingyu had no choice but to be ruthless, and put an end to the unrealistic idea of ​​learning the disguise technique.

Yang Zhaoniang said: "Hey, where's my candied haws? Hurry up and get them!"

"You want to get a hundred strings of candied haws just by saying these two words? You think so beautifully!" Duan Mingyu raised her feet, hmph, how many times have you dared to take advantage of the fire one after another, lovely sister Zhaoniang, blackmail The consequences of being the champion are very serious!

"Okay, Duan Mingyu! You really don't mean what you say, hmph, I'm blind, I want to reveal your nasty side to the world, hmph!" Yang Zhaoniang gritted her teeth.