first-class champion

"Cough cough, go! Go! I beg you to go quickly, and quickly expose my bad behavior to the world!" Duan Mingyu bowed respectfully, pleading extremely unworthy of a beating.Just kidding, you little kid has tricked people with countless fingers and toes, so ghosts will believe your words. The eyes of the masses are sharp, and they will definitely understand the difficulties of this champion!

"Wow, I'm so pissed off!" Yang Zhaoniang was about to go crazy.With his little hands behind his back, he kept walking back and forth in front of Duan Mingyu, trying hard to think of ways to punish Duan Mingyu.

Hey, if this little brain that wants to eat all day long wants to think of a way to bring down Duan Mingyu, an old fox, it's really embarrassing for Yang Zhaoniang, a girl.

Yang Zhaoniang turned around in the same place, and finally Duan Mingyu expressed helplessness and dozed off on the table.

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, when the moon and stars were thin, Duan Mingyu brought Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing to Bianhu Lake for Li Yuying's appointment.Duan Mingyu is wearing a white robe, with long hair standing upright, and holding a folding fan. She looks like the protagonist in the new work "First Rank Champion" by the later network writer "Xiaguan".

The autumn wind is gentle, the willows are soft, and the broad Bianhu Lake is like a huge and smooth mirror, shining golden light under the moonlight.The surface of the spacious lake is rippling, and the cruise ships are flying like shuttles, and there are constant laughter and laughter on the boats, and the scene is very lively.

"Master Duan, we are here!" Gao Ren, Li Yuying's bodyguard, kept waving and screaming at Duan Mingyu, as if a fan would freeze when seeing a singer!This strange scream attracted the surrounding tourists to turn their heads again and again.After Duan Mingyu walked in, after seeing the expression on Gao Ren's face, he finally understood the real reason why this guy was so excited!

Ever since Duan Mingyu accidentally gave Gao Ren a book of erotic pictures of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor fighting in bed for [-] rounds.The guy's eyes turned red when he saw Duan Mingyu, and he wished he could strip Duan Mingyu clean, leaving nothing... Ahem, and then found the second half of "The Story of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor" from him.

Holding a folding fan, Duan Mingyu cupped his hands towards Gao Ren and said, "Oh, brother Lao Gao came out to greet him in person, how dare I be my younger brother!"

"Young Master Duan was joking, what are you talking about between us and my brothers! Come on, come on, get on the boat, the princess can't wait!" Gao Ren barked his teeth and claws.

"Ahem, brother Gao, you can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk about it indiscriminately. What do you mean the princess can't wait!" Duan Mingyu rolled her eyes.

"Oh, slip of the tongue, this is purely a slip of the tongue! It's not that the princess can't wait, it's that I can't wait!" Gao Ren hastily corrected.

Duan Mingyu jumped a few steps back resolutely, as expected by the champion, Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing looked at her with strange expressions, tsk tsk, what kind of eyes are they, can I compare them with the goods imported from Thailand?

Seeing the awkward atmosphere at the scene, Gao Ren realized the heinous crime he had committed: "We burned Rui, another slip of the tongue!"

Duan Mingyu opened the folding fan and covered her face in shame: "Brother Gao! Be careful! Be careful!"

"Brother Duan, hurry up and give me the second half of the book, brother, I can't bear it anymore!" Gao Ren licked his lips, just looking at this appearance, typical hunger and thirst, it really is Twenty is not a wave, thirty is a wave, forty is on the top of the wave!

"What, Brother Gao, I'm really puzzled, what's the meaning of the second half?" Duan Mingyu pretended not to know.

"That's right, that's right..." Gao Ren's face was flushed. In ancient times, people paid attention to politeness. It's really embarrassing to say such trivial things that can't be put on the table, not to mention that there is a ten-year-old man next to him. little sister.

Gao Ren almost didn't have a heart attack, but for his own sexual life, this guy finally gritted his teeth and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Ahem, that's... the story of The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor." "!" After finishing speaking, Gao Ren took a deep breath, and kept looking around like a thief, and after making sure that Yang Zhaoniang and Wang Aiqing didn't hear, Gao Ren wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Duan Mingyu patted Gao Ren's shoulder: "Oh, so it's about this, easy to talk about! Easy to talk about!" Duan Mingyu took out a booklet from his bosom, and quietly put it in Gao Ren's hand: "Brother Gao, after reading it Remember to return it to me together with the original edition, this is a rare edition, unique in the world!"

"I know, my brother must know!" Gao Ren nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and almost swore to the sky that the sky was struck by lightning.

Yang Zhaoniang pretended to be dismissive, looked at the candied haws and licked a few mouthfuls, glanced at Duan Mingyu, then glanced at the booklet in Gao Ren's hand, and then licked it twice. I don't know if this little girl is practicing her eyesight. What are you doing?

Duan Mingyu smiled dangerously, Yang Zhaoniang dared to play voyeurism with me, this champion is so handsome, killing Loli Xiao Zhaoniang in seconds, it is easy to catch, no problem.There is a saying that is indeed true, if it is gold, there must be...someone wants it.

"Duan Zhuangyuan, hurry up and get on the boat, my princess has been waiting for me for a long time!" Gao Ren's elder brother Gao Long walked out of the pleasure boat, holding a knife in his hand, with a serious expression on his face, as if warning Duan Mingyu: I'm **Sis, I refuse small talk!

Duan Mingyu rubbed his nose, feeling quite bored: "Zhaoniang, Wang Aiqing, let's go to bed!"

"Son!"

"Brother Mingyu!"

The two Gao brothers, Wang Aiqing and Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu in horror.

"Oh, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I mean let's get on board together!"

"Oh, that's it!" Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. "But then again, why are there so many people making slips of the tongue today?" Yang Zhaoniang asked boredly, poking her pink-carved jade peck's little head.

"This slip of the tongue is purely fictitious, if there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental!" Duan Mingyu opened the folding fan, slapped the fan lightly and slowly, shaking his head.

"Hmph, glib, glib!" Yang Zhaoniang said jokingly.

"What a slick tongue, but you damn girl speaks so harshly. This champion is called witty and eloquent. You know it!" After Duan Mingyu finished speaking, he stepped into the boat first, leaving behind an angry Yang Zhaoniang. Cursing outside the Fang door, her little feet wearing small boots kicked the Fang door angrily, "Zi, it hurts!" Yang Zhaoniang grinned.

"Haha, you little girl, hurry up and come in!" Duan Mingyu unexpectedly went back and forth, stretching out his head to greet Yang Zhaoniang.

"Hmph, come in as soon as you come in, I'm afraid you won't make it if I'm a girl!" After finishing speaking, she rushed into the cruise ship at a speed comparable to that of a snail!