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Chapter 252: Stinky sister, who are you going to kill?

"Kill the imperial envoy! The imperial envoy who came in on horseback."

Hong Yuan had a serious look on her face, and her expression showed how persistent she was. She looked murderous, but it was obvious that her brain was not working very well. Of course, this might also be related to her lack of experience in the world, as she had already told him what color her pants were after only knowing him for a short time.

Xia Lin was listening to this and was smacking his teeth. She wanted to kill the imperial envoy, the imperial envoy on a horse. Then wasn't he the imperial envoy on a horse?
"You killed him? What do you want?"

"He tore down the door of my house!" Hong Yuan angrily pounded the table when she said this: "I went to see it yesterday and cried for a long time."

Oh~~~ Xia Lin said last night that he heard the sound of ghosts howling. At first he thought it was a cat making a fuss, but now it seems that it was his mother, the little bitch, crying outside.

"Your door?" Xia Lin blinked: "Where is your home?"

"I can't tell you this. What if you go and tell on me?" Hong Yuan waved her hand. "After this meal, we will no longer be together. I will kill that bastard tomorrow."

Xia Lin sat there thinking for a long time but couldn't understand why he had to be killed by her. Even if she was the King of Lingnan's person, she wouldn't target him. The King of Lingnan was obviously going to be exiled to a remote corner, and if it wasn't him, someone else would take the wealth.

But on second thought, she doesn't seem very smart, and it would be a bit presumptuous to reason with her.

"Sister, wait a minute." Xia Lin reached out and pressed Hong Yuan's shoulder: "Don't be impatient."

"What? Are you that bastard's man?"

After hearing this, Xia Lin was very happy. How could he be a thief? He was just that thief.

"No, no, listen to me first. These days my family has been supplying food to the imperial envoy. He is wise and brave, unrestrained, loves the people like his own children, and is knowledgeable and talented. No matter how you look at him, he is a very good person. Why do you have to kill him?"

Hong Yuan looked at Xia Lin with sidelong eyes, and then suddenly drew her sword. However, before the sword could fall on Xia Lin's neck, her own chest had been stabbed hard by Narcissus's dagger.

Her hands trembled, and she looked up at Narcissus: "Master!?"

"I'm not a master." Xia Lin spread out his fan and fanned himself: "I'm just average, only the third best in the world."

Is Narcissus the third? Definitely not. But this all-round maid has a certain ability to protect her master. According to Sister Chuntao, the most powerful one among them is a sister named Haitang, who is a few years older than them. Later, she was summoned by Tian En to be an assassin. Because Haitang has a very good talent for martial arts and her swordsmanship has reached perfection when she was sixteen years old, Tian En summoned her to be an assassin. Since then, there has been no news of her.

The rest of their martial arts are actually average, but after all, they are carefully selected by the royal family, and their average and ordinary skills are considered top-notch if placed elsewhere. Although they are indeed far behind those killing machines trained in the military, they are truly masters in this makeshift group in the underworld.

"I say, little girl, why are you so impatient?" Xia Lin used his fan to push away Narcissus's dagger: "It's not elegant to brandish a sword when you disagree with someone."

"Humph, so you are the lackey of that thief. I was blind." Hong Yuan stared at Xia Lin with a sullen face: "If I had known this, I should have stabbed you to death long ago."

“Hahaha, little girl, don’t be so arrogant.” Xia Lin shook his head and said with a tut-tut sound: “You didn’t even listen to me finish my words and you called me a running dog. That’s not okay. I just want to know how you plan to assassinate that bastard you mentioned.”

Hong Yuan put away the sword and propped up her chin with one hand: "I plan to sneak in through a dog hole in the backyard, hide next to the toilet and wait for him to get up at night, and then kill him with a sword."

Xia Lin was shocked: "No, a dog hole? Isn't a dog hole a bit inconsistent with your identity as a female hero?"

"It doesn't matter. I want to use that bastard's head to sacrifice to my father and brother!" Hong Yuan sounded a little fierce when she spoke, but her IQ didn't seem very high. Her temperament was a bit like Xia Lin's wife.

This wasn't him taking advantage of others, it was that Hong Yuan's appearance, temperament, way of speaking, tone, and even her voice were a bit like the little princess, about 30% similar. This made Xia Lin certain that the female knight who was about to stab him to death in the toilet must be his distant relative...

"But hiding next to the toilet is a bit dirty, isn't it? Change place."

Xia Lin's words made Hong Yuan fall into deep thought, but after thinking for a long time, she shook her head and said, "No, it's just the toilet. If it's somewhere else, it will be discovered immediately. If it's in the toilet, it won't be discovered within half an hour. After I kill him with a sword, I will cut off his dog head and take it to the grave of my father and brother, and then commit suicide on the grave."

Hong Yuan spoke with a firm determination and a dangerous gleam in her eyes.

The criminal plan was so clear, but her motive for the crime made Xia Lin laugh and cry - to tear down the front door of her house.

"That won't work. That thief is too afraid of death. Did you see those three strong men who were as big as pagodas beside him? They always keep them with him wherever he goes. Little sister, I'm not looking down on you, but you are too small to fight those three strong men, right?"

"Ah?" Hong Yuan's eyes widened. "You need someone to escort you when you go to the toilet?"

"Yes! All the high officials from the capital are like this, they are afraid of death. You are lucky to have met me. If you had met someone else, you might have lost your life without being able to kill the evil villain."

Seeing Xia Lin's serious look of deceiving people, Narcissus's smile was hard to suppress. She quickly thought about all the sad things she had encountered in these years, and then she barely suppressed her smile.

"So what do you think should be done?"

"How would I know how to deal with it? It's you who wants to kill people, not me."

Hong Yuan pursed her lips and took a deep breath, as if she was thinking of another way. After a while, she frowned and said, "How about... when he goes out, I can blend into the crowd and kill him unexpectedly with a sword!"

"I've already told you that his bodyguards are always with you. You'll be caught before you even get close to him. Look at you, you're young and delicate, but have you ever thought about what will happen if you're caught by that evil thief, girl?"

Hong Yuan shook her head: "The worst that can happen is death, so what."

"Death?" Xia Lin laughed, "You think too much. If he catches you like this, he will definitely clean you up, strip you naked and throw you in front of him. To make it easier for him to do things, he will tie your limbs to the foot of the bed, tying you up like a cross. Then, can you imagine what will happen to you? You will have to pound rice and garlic all night long. You want to die? With a cloth tied in your mouth and a black cloth covering your eyes, you can't die even if you want to. You can't hold your breath and suffocate yourself to death, right?"

After hearing his words, Hong Yuan's face changed several times. Then she took a deep breath and began to hold her breath. She found that she could only hold it for less than a minute before she let it go.

But when she thought about herself pounding rice and garlic after being caught... she actually became a little panicked, even a little at a loss.

"Would he really do that?"

"What do you think, little sister? When they have had enough fun, they will throw you down to the three tough guys under their command. Each of them will beat you up for three days. What do you think you will do?"

"You... then... then..." Hong Yuan's expression had become completely panicked. After taking a deep breath, her face was full of helplessness and panic. She turned her head to look at Xia Lin: "What good way is there? There will be a big reward after the task is completed." "You will have to commit suicide after you finish it. Are you lying to me? Besides, if I really accept your benefits, no matter whether your assassination succeeds or not, I will suffer with you. What did you say just now? Oh... you mean that the palace is your home, right? Then you are a princess, and the most you can do is imprisonment and exile. What about me? I have to follow you to kill all my nine clans, it's not worth it."

Xia Lin spread his hands and said, "Of course I have a way, but you have nothing that can impress me."

"I...I have a set of sword manuals that are the best sword techniques in the world. You can take them."

"No, no, no, what a rubbish sword manual. Your number one in the world is not as good as my little book boy. You are lying to me. No, no, no."

Hong Yuan bit her lip and said, "I still have some loose change on me, take it all."

"Stinky sister, this meal cost me fifty or sixty taels. Am I the one who is short of money? No, no, no."

At this point, Hong Yuan really felt like she had nothing. She slammed the table and said, "This is it! My grandfather is the King of Lingnan, my father is the eldest son of the King of Lingnan, and my uncle is the prince of Lingnan. They have many followers, and now they are lurking in this area. There are even many in the capital. If you are willing to help me, I will ask them to help you get promoted and make a fortune."

Xia Lin raised his eyebrows, but remained calm: "No help, no help, you can't even find them to help, let alone me, you lied to me again, stinky sister."

"I swear, I'm not lying to you. My father and Huang Shilang of the Ministry of Justice were in a life-and-death relationship! Although my father passed away early, the relationship between them was extraordinary. And Zhou Shilang of the Ministry of War was also a life-and-death friendship with my uncle! They will definitely not reject my last wish."

Xia Lin glanced at Narcissus, who lowered her head and said nothing. He smiled and shook his head, "I am just a poor businessman. My father and brother are already very wealthy. I don't want to be promoted or get rich."

"You shameless little thief, what do you want? Tell me!"

Xia Lin said with a scoundrel-like smile: "That's simple. I am neither greedy for money nor power, but I am a bit lustful. Today I saw that the princess still has some beauty, so why not let me have a taste of it? Anyway, you are ready to die. It would be a waste to die, so you might as well experience the bliss of the world. What do you think, princess?"

"You bastard!" Hong Yuan slammed the table and stood up, her hair standing on end. "You lecherous thief, I know what you are up to as soon as I think about it. Well, well, you finally put your dirty thoughts on me."

"Hey!" Xia Lin pulled her fingers away: "Princess, don't say that. You are just a princess in trouble now. I am willing to risk my life to save you just for this little thing. Why do you call me a rapist? You don't want to die in vain without any achievement, do you?"

Hong Yuan took a deep breath, her chest rising and falling violently. She glared at Xia Lin for a long time before slowly sitting down: "Then I want to ask, how can you help me get rid of that bastard."

"Promise first."

"You speak first!"

"I won't tell you unless you promise."

"If you don't tell me, I won't agree."

The two of them started arguing back and forth like elementary school students. Narcissus, who was standing next to them, really couldn't hold it in anymore this time. She grabbed her thighs to force herself not to laugh, but in the end she couldn't help laughing out loud.

At this moment, Hong Yuan may also feel that this is not a good thing to continue. She rolled her eyes and said, "I can agree to it, but I won't do this and you can do it. How about it?"

"Me? You mean to let me crawl through the dog hole, hide next to the toilet, and then kill the imperial envoy with a knife?" Xia Lin was stunned for a moment: "Aren't you outsourcing this? You also outsource this kind of thing?"

"What do you mean by outsourcing? Didn't you say this method doesn't work? I want to see what you have planned."

"Oh, you just don't want to die." Xia Lin sneered: "Come on, I can see that you are not sincere."

After saying that, he patted Narcissus's butt and said, "Come on, let's go back and have some fun."

Narcissus rolled her eyes at him charmingly, and Hong Yuan saw this look, and she felt sick sitting there. But in order to kill the imperial envoy, she still raised her hand: "Wait a minute. Let me think about it today. Tomorrow evening, I will wait for you at the bridge head performance place!"

"Oh? Tomorrow? You won't do it tomorrow?"

"Humph." Hong Yuan waved her hand with great generosity: "Let that bastard live for another day."

Watching Xia Lin leave, Hong Yuan angrily spat at his back, but Xia Lin suddenly turned around at this moment: "Did you scold me?"

"I scolded you! How?"

"Go ahead and scold me. I'll wait for your good news tomorrow." Xia Lin laughed and took Narcissus downstairs.

He left, but Hong Yuan was really reluctant to leave the table. She sat there and ate until her stomach was so full as if she was half pregnant. She was unable to move but was unwilling to leave. After all, this was her last meal before execution, and she wanted to eat more so as not to worry her father and mother when she went down to see them.

At this time, Xia Lin was walking on the road holding Narcissus's hand. Narcissus suddenly laughed so hard that she fell backwards as if someone had pressed the play button on her.

"Why are you laughing suddenly?"

"Master...Master...hahahaha...that little girl is so stupid. She can't even hear that the master is teasing her."

"It's really not."

Xia Lin chuckled, "I want her to find out all the remaining members of the gang. Tomorrow I will give her an idea that will allow us to catch them all in one fell swoop. Now, someone in the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Justice is going to be in trouble."

Narcissus's face turned serious: "Master, what you mean is... if you want her to sleep with you..."

"There's no way she would agree to this. It's just a trick to fool me. But in order to make her believe it, I have to make such a mean request."

"So she really agreed..."

After hearing this, Xia Lin stroked his chin and said, "Well... that princess is fine, but adding a county lady won't hurt either. But forget it. This little girl is as boring as a dead pig. My sister Shuixian is better. She is so charming and seductive that it makes people unable to stop."

Narcissus smiled with her lips pursed. She took two quick steps forward and took Xia Lin's arm. "As long as the master likes it, Narcissus is happy to see that the master likes it. Wait for Narcissus to go back and wash it clean, use plenty of tea oil, and tell the master to be happy tonight and not to think about whether she is a princess or not."

(End of this chapter)