Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 253 Liar!

The greasy senior sister is really fun, no wonder everyone is looking for her. However, this thing is indeed a soul-breaking road for heroes. It is very easy to get addicted to it and lose the interest in doing anything.

Xia Lin was the same. He had a lot of things to do, but after working all night, he woke up in the afternoon. He looked exhausted, with dark circles under his eyes, like a dying man. The garrison officer even asked a doctor to diagnose Xia Lin. The doctor felt his pulse, looked at Xia Lin, and then at the handsome Narcissus, who was dressed as a servant beside him. After keeping silent for three times, he felt that he had to speak out. Finally, he took a deep breath and said, "Sir, do what you can."

"A quack! Take him out and kill him."

Xia Lin was about to kill the man with a wave of his hand, but at this moment the doctor lowered his voice with a mysterious expression: "I can treat him!"

"Someone, serve tea to the miracle doctor."

Sitting down again, the doctor wrote a prescription for Xia Lin, who asked someone to boil it and take it on the spot. Then he had a stomachache and had a large bowel movement. After he came out, he was obviously in much better spirits.

"Not bad, not bad. You really have some skills."

"Sir, don't overdraw your kidney water for seven days. Take care of yourself. Otherwise, when you reach your thirties, you might..."

"I understand!" Xia Lin nodded: "Some things don't need to be said so clearly."

After the miracle doctor left, Xia Lin glanced at Shui Xian: "Did you hear what the doctor said? Look at yourself."

Narcissus didn't say anything, just smiled. After a while, she said, "Master, I advised you to rest early yesterday, but you insisted on doing it again and again."

"Alright, alright, we have to separate rooms tonight. If we continue like this, we'll die." Xia Lin stood up and stretched his body: "Hey? Should we go meet that silly kid?"

"Well, it's almost there."

She put makeup on Xia Lin again, changed her into another set of nouveau riche clothes, and still waving a folding fan, she slipped out the door under the starry night sky.

It was still the same place and the same bridge. The girl in red yesterday was wearing plain white today. She was leaning against the wall and eating a white flour steamed bun, taking it bit by bit like feeding a fish. It was obvious that her mind was not here. She didn't even react when Xia Lin came in front of her.

"What are you thinking about?"

Xia Lin walked over and lifted her chin with his fan: "What a pretty little beauty."

Hong Yuan waved her hand and slapped Xia Lin's hand away, saying with displeasure: "If I didn't want to know your method, I would have killed you with one sword."

"Okay, okay, send me to the west." Xia Lin smiled and was not angry: "The old place?"

"Whatever you want, I don't have any money."

"Okay, the old place."

It was still the same regular restaurant, and the same waiter. When he saw the God of Wealth coming, he treated him very well this time, and even took him to the private room without saying anything.

"Dear guests, what do you need today?"

Xia Lin waved his hand and took out a promissory note from his company and slapped it on the table: "It's up to you. Twenty or thirty taels will be enough. As usual, the extra amount will be considered as a reward for you."

Seeing the look of this playboy, Hong Yuan still felt somewhat disdainful in her heart, but there was nothing she could do. Now she had to rely on this man to kill that corrupt official.

Today, Xia Lin looked as if his body was hollowed out by alcohol and sex, and he looked a little sick. Hong Yuan knew that this man must have gone somewhere to have fun again, and her expression became more and more disdainful.

"Little sister, don't act like that. Who are you showing off to? The young master wants to ask you, have you thought about the conditions I discussed with you yesterday? If you are willing to agree to spend the night with me, I will definitely be able to help you. If not, even if the deal doesn't go through, we are still friends, and I won't make things difficult for you. What do you think?"

As Xia Lin spoke, he had already placed his hand on Hong Yuan's thigh. Hong Yuan felt as if a cockroach the size of a palm flew up and hit her face. She almost pulled out her sword, but Xia Lin held her hand unconsciously: "Little sister, it's not a good thing to draw your sword just because you disagree with something."

"Let go! Otherwise I will make you pay."

"Okay, if that's the case, I'll take my leave." Xia Lin said as he stood up to leave: "I won't cause trouble for my little sister. I'll say goodbye now. We'll have a long way to go and we won't see each other again."

He walked out, counting down silently in his mind. Just as he reached zero and walked to the door, Hong Yuan suddenly shouted, "Wait!"

"Oh? Little sister has changed her mind?"

"I promise you, but you have to tell me clearly whether it is possible or not."

Xia Lin sat back leisurely, and sat cross-legged opposite Hong Yuan: "It's okay to tell you. Didn't my sister say that you have a lot of connections in Guangzhou? I'll go and find out when that thief will go on patrol, and I'll gather people to intercept him on the road he must take. When there are many people, I'll be good at martial arts and take down the thief in one fell swoop."

"Is it that simple?"

"What else can we do? He is just a weak scholar. Are you afraid of a scholar? As for you, how many heroes can you gather? Not enough people will do. The guards around the thieves are all good fighters."

Hong Yuan pursed her lips and thought for a moment: "At least fifty, at most a hundred. Is that enough?"

"More than enough. He has not encountered any trouble since he came to Guangzhou, so he must be no longer as cautious as before. In addition, Guangzhou is full of flowers and splendor, so he must be unable to suppress his expectations. He can't let ten or eight guards watch him pour red candles on the brothel when he goes out with so many people, so he will naturally go lightly. No matter how brave those three or five people are, you thirty or fifty people can't do anything to them?" Xia Lin's words made sense. Hong Yuan thought it made sense and even imagined with him: "When the guards deal with the heroes, I will fly forward and cut off the head of the dog thief."

Seeing her beaming with joy, Xia Lin sneered, "You've never killed anyone, have you?"

"Hmm?" Hong Yuan turned her head to look at him: "What do you mean?"

"Nonsense, literally. I'm asking if you've never killed anyone?"

Although Hong Yuan didn't want to admit it, she really had never killed anyone, so she could only nod silently: "I haven't killed anyone, so what?"

"What? You want to chop off people's heads with that broken sword? You need a big knife, only a big knife."

“But the broadsword doesn’t look good.”

Hong Yuan's words made Shui Xian burst out laughing without warning. She quickly covered her mouth, while Hong Yuan looked at Xia Lin blankly: "Then what do you say to use?"

"You should bring an axe."

"Okay! When will we start?"

Seeing her eagerness to try, Xia Lin raised his eyebrow and asked, "What about what you promised me?"

"We'll talk about it after it's done."

"Damn it." Xia Lin slammed the table and stood up: "You already committed suicide after the deed was done, and you're still talking about it? Let me take advantage of the situation, right?"

Hong Yuan sneered: "You dandy, didn't your family teach you to only trust three points when you are out in the world?"

After that, she laughed and said, "Now you have to agree to it, whether you agree or not. If you agree, I might give you some benefits. If you don't agree, I will report you tomorrow, saying that you are planning to assassinate the imperial envoy. You also know the style of that dog official. I will die at most, but you will be unlucky. I am afraid that your good life of wealth and luxury will end, and you may even lose your head."

"You! You go too far!"

Xia Lin's face flushed red: "This is not how you should behave as a human being."

"Shut up, it's not your turn to speak now. Go back and find out the news about that dog official. If you have any news, go to the Fenglai Inn in the north of the city to find me."

It would have been fine if the girl had just left at this time, but the key point was that she didn't leave. After being so arrogant, she actually sat there waiting for the food to be served.

Xia Lin really couldn't understand why there were so many weirdos in the Tuoba family. It was a miracle that their dynasty could last for almost three hundred years.

After finishing the meal, Hong Yuan patted Xia Lin on the shoulder and said, "Little brother, don't think you are so smart. The world is dangerous and you still have a lot to learn."

"roll!"

"Hahahahaha..."

She just walked away laughing, and after she left, Xia Lin first chuckled twice, then covered his mouth with one hand and couldn't stop laughing. The smug and arrogant expression of the little traitor just now was absolutely amazing, completely breaking Xia Lin's stereotype of the people of the world.

"Master, please stop laughing." Narcissus also laughed beside him: "When you laugh, I want to laugh too."

"Oh, look at her." Xia Lin tilted his head up 45 degrees to prevent the tears from falling from his eyes. "I felt a little guilty at first, but now I don't feel any guilt at all."

At this moment, the great god Hong Yuan really went to summon the old subordinates of King Lingnan. She was a legitimate descendant of the royal palace, and naturally there were people who were loyal to King Lingnan, so she really gathered quite a few people. They agreed to hold secret meetings in the cellar of Xugongzhuang in the north of the city.

The next day, Xia Lin went to Fenglai Inn to find Hong Yuan. Hong Yuan dragged him to Xugongzhuang without saying a word to attend their Dog Killing Alliance meeting.

At that time, he was still pretending to cover Xia Lin's eyes, but the voices on the street were all "Come and buy the hot Xugongzhuang sesame cakes, Xugongzhuang sesame cakes" and "Why don't you go and find out about the origin of my three-acre land in Xugongzhuang" or "Xugong Osmanthus Wine, Your Majesty said it was delicious after drinking it."

When he entered the cellar, there were already twenty or thirty people inside. From their conversation, they said that another thirty people would join in the next two days, and a total of sixty to seventy people would come to assist the princess in completing the task of slaughtering the dog.

At this moment, Hong Yuan introduced Xia Lin to them and said, "This man is a playboy, but he is a bit hypocritical with that dog official. He can help us."

After saying that, Hong Yuan pushed Xia Lin and said, "Speak now. Why are you just standing there? Do you want me to lose face in front of my brothers?"

Xia Lin licked his lips and said, "I got a piece of news today, that the dog official is going to attend the Cantonese courtesan event in two days. But I advise you all, that dog official is treacherous by nature, so don't act impulsively unless you are absolutely sure!"

Hong Yuan laughed at this time: "You underestimate my brothers too much."
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Something happened today. An old lady whom I had to call grandma passed away, and I had to help her here. This chapter was written on my mobile phone while I was sitting here keeping vigil.

You see, when people reach middle age, they will start to lose things gradually.

(End of this chapter)